Season 3 Episodes

[Chelsbot]

Week 1

Houseguests: Alex Coladonato, Chiara Berti, Chima Simone, Holly King, James Zinkand, Jase Wirey, Jeff Schroeder, Jordan Lloyd, Kevin Campbell, Libra Thompson, Lydia Tavera, Monica Bailey, Renny Martyn, Roddy Mancuso, Russell Kairouz


Bags in hand, 15 Houseguests stood outside the doors of the BIG BROTHER: WARZONE house. When it was all over, only one of them would walk away 500,000 dollars richer. The others would simply become another casualty of war. The Houseguests had been instructed to remain silent, but they were already forming first impressions on their housemates and developing strategies on how to become the last one standing.

Lydia: Going into this game I already know there are going to be drama starters and shit talkers. I am not going to let their drama distract me from my game. Don't get me wrong though, if someone pushes the right buttons, I have no problem putting a bitch in their place. There may be a lot of loud mouths in this house, but few have the ability to back it up and we will soon find out who the real players are. Let the games begin! Fear the tattoos, that's all I have left to say.

Libra: Holy hell!! The game is starting! I can't wait to get into the competitions! I'm about to take these people by surprise...they don't know what's coming!

Roddy: Attention! Attention! Roddy has entered the building! If you are entering the house and you NOT Roddy, you might as well turn around now. Roddy is going to own this shit. Not only that, but he's gonna do it in style. No worries though, he will NOT be continuing to speak in the third person . That ends now . I feel SO ready for this. I know I can compete on a physical, strategic and social level. It seems to me that not very many players are going to end up being threats.

Renny: GAHHH! GAHH! GAH! That's the Renny WAR Cry! GAHH! Gah! I'm just gonna say it right now...I'm way too cougarlicious for this cast! I'm going to make the girls be hatin' and the boys be wanting to be datin' on this.

I'm ready to get my hands dirty, play a hard game and go out there and maybe make some kids cry. I'm not playing for anything but the win, so let's get it on! I obviously want to be as social as possible while holding little to no HOH power in the early stage of the game. I want to make my immunity the good old fashioned way...FRIENDS. Unless I have obvious and easy targets or people after me I do not want to put any blood on my hands in the first few rounds unless there is some fucked up twist that makes me shake in my granny panties.

Chiara: So my strategy is as of right now to do nothing except be social and let everyone else backstab each other. Of course I am going to flirt… I do it naturally. Wrap them round my little finger... and then devour them one at a time. It will be fun to watch. I don't like stressing myself over challenges when I can just convince some boy that they wanna keep me safe. It makes life so much more fun for me. I am going to start with Jeff and possibly Alex ‘cause they’re the cutest.

Crazy James: Hi, my names is Jamez! WITH A "Z"!! And I believe in insanity, mayhem, and carnage: three little words that I hold dear to my heart. "But what ever do you mean?", you may ask. Well, it' simple. My philosophy is that in one's life, you've always gotta get a little crazy. Do the hustle, naked, with three grapes sticking out of your bum, while a girl blowdries your chest hair with a broken furby.

"What the fuck?" you're thinking.

Well, you've come to the wrong place... because I have no idea what I'm talking about.

I joined this game to have some fun. I like to fuck with people. Play minds games. Make them think I'm their friend only to fuck them from behind when they're not looking. I lie. I cheat. I blindside. I betray. I backstab. Yes, three B's in a row, each deadlier than the next. I'm like a renegade cobra. You think that if you leave me alone then I'll leave you alone too? NO, fuck that!! I'm a snap at you and fill your veins with venom, baby! You think he's more afraid of you than you are of it? Naw, fuck that ma nig. I'll slap all these fake bitches in their face, bend them over, and say take it. And they will.

Pink's the do, so now do as I do. I'm gonna give everyone here a run for their money. And, baby, lemme tell ya, the fun's just beginning.

When it was time to enter the house, Crazy James wasted no time in building alliances. After being rejected by Russell, James made a new enemy.

Crazy James: This is a special confessional, dedicated to the fucking Sink piece of shit trashbag known as Russell, aka mother fucking Lincoln Burrows from Prison Break. In case you're interested, right now I've got a Final 2 with Alex and an alliance with Renny, and an alliance with Monica. So yeah, that's not that great. So I figured, hey maybe I can throw one more person on the train... Anyway, here's what happened...

James: Lemme ask you a pregunta.
Russell: A pregunta?
James: Spanish for question
Russell: Alright, shoot.
James: Is Russell interested in teaming up with Crazy James?
Russell: Since I have spoken to you for 5 seconds…no.
James: I took you as a good ally… haven’t asked anyone else. Just felt alone..... BUT, rejection, it’s cool.
Russell: I am a good ally, but I like to trust someone before going into a random alliance.
James: Naw, its cool Russell You will get to know me, and then I’ll ask you the question again… and again and again and again. I like rejection anyway.
Russell: Well, you’re persistent anyways, but it sounds like you’re just being crazy just to be crazy.
James: Crazy to be crazy? I don’t have any allies. I’m not being crazy. I’m not being anything. I’m just chilling here. Talking to you. About not being crazy.
Russell: Dude, it’s Week 1 and the game just started. You don’t need allies right off the bat.

Crazy James: Yeah, your fucking mistake, you big Shrek looking dumbass. What type of dirty fucker does this kid think he is!?!?!? Did he seriously just say NO to being my ally?? He's going to regret that. Mark my words, this fucker is going down!

Meanwhile, Lydia and Russell formed a connection…

Russell: Burger King is the best place for a date…
Lydia: Never been there for a date, but there is always a first. If I play my cards right, you will buy me ice cream.
Russell: OR! I could buy me ice cream, and you can have the leftovers.
Lydia: You don’t need ice cream, you are already sweet.
Russell: Awwww. Okay, that was pretty cute. Just for that I would buy you ice cream.
Lydia: YAY!
Russell: Have you talked to James by any chance?
Lydia: A little. Why?
Russell: Well, he asked me for an alliance like 5 seconds into speaking to him.
Lydia: That’s a little odd. You can’t completely trust a person after speaking to them for only a moment.
Russell: Watch he wins HOH and I get nominated now.
Lydia: If he has balls maybe and is stupid. Stupid maybe...balls not so much.
Russell: Haha. That’s not very nice.
Lydia: See? Sometimes I am not soo sweet.
Russell: I know, it was very cute.
Lydia: Grrr!!! I am NOT always cute. Okay, I am, but I can be mean!
Russell: Haha, you’re a mean cutie
Lydia: That’s better.

Lydia: Sweet beefy cake Russell. I know flirting is part of his strategy in this game. Hell, two can play that game, baby. Apart from the game, he is a fun person to talk to when you want to escape the stress of the game. Having him around will be good because he can be my therapy. I might use him for other strategic purposes as well, because he will probably think he can use me in the game as well. It will be a beautiful relationship. One for the books.

But Lydia wasn't the only one who became close with Russell...

Jordan: Jeff is my showmance, but I really want to be in a showmance with Russ <3. Russell is definitely my favorite person in this game. He is sarcastic, he's fun, he's interesting and I'm gonna like talking to him throughout this game. I don't know who he might have an established relationship with, but he is my #1 at the moment.

Russell: I don't really want to be known as the flirt in the game. But I can't just shoot these girls down 'cause that's bad gameplay. But I see it coming back to bite me in the ass, so I'm hopin' to downplay it.

Roddy and Jeff hit it off and quickly formed an alliance…

Jeff: You're growing to easily be my favorite. You seem like someone I could tell anything and I would never have to worry about it going anywhere.
Roddy: I will be honest, I know the goal of these things is to win and all, but I am not really the type that would want to go to the end with a bunch of stupid people just because I thought I would beat them in final 2. Where is the fun in that?
Jeff: Yeah, I agree with you. There is no fun in that at all. Are you hinting that we should maybe work together?
Roddy: I am getting much better vibes from you than from other people. I would be down for working together.

Roddy: Jeff and I are in this thing together. This dude is a smart player, and we hit it off right off the bat. I can tell that him and I are going to have quite an impact on this game in one way or another.

Jeff and Roddy teamed up with Lydia, Chiara, and Holly to form a group of 5…

Roddy: I know it was a bit fast, but there is a potential 5 person alliance in this game between Jeff, myself, Lydia, Chiara, and Holly. It is called The Sex Kittens and the Beefcakes. I <3 the name because that means I am a beefcake ;D. Hopefully this does not blow up in our faces.

Lydia: The “Late Night Crew” alliance was formed last night. It consists of the “Sex Kittens”: Holly, Chiara and myself plus the guys Jeff and Roddy. Do I trust these people? Absolutely not. However, it’s good to have support going into the game. Let’s face it; Big Brother is a major social popularity contest at the beginning, and hell I was never prom queen or close to it. So having these people on my side is a necessity for the time being.

Chiara and Holly are awesome chicks, but the guys are a different story. Roddy just seems blah and I forget he is even there. And Jeff. Oh Jeffy… he is a looker, but damn he is a creeper. The way he speaks and the vibe I get from him, he just seems completely fake or he is high on something. He is always like “Oh my god I love this alliance don’t you guys?” … and “We think just the same and that is just amazing, I am so glad we found each other”... and “I have a candy bar, come with me to my van.” Ok. I made that last one up. But seriously, Jeff comes off as a creepy psycho who has had way too much happy pills and lives in Candy Land. If he is truly a positive spirit, then rest his soul. This game will change him and he will be in a rude awakening once the backstabbing begins.

Jeff: Holly came up with the Sex Kittens part and lovely Lydia came up with the Beefcake part. I like this alliance already. I don't plan on betraying any of them any time soon. Roddy out of all them is the closest one to me though, we feel everyone else in the game are putting on a facade and we kept it real with each other. I hope he's not playing on me or planning on it.

Roddy and I would like to feel out who are the social threats and then work on then getting them evicted from the game, because everyone will go after the competition threats sooner than later and won't worry about the social threats. The social threats we're feeling might be best to get rid of are Alex and Renny. I hope this all works out, I will see how the challenge works out! The girls I think might throw it (Chiara, Holly, and Lydia) but I am more than 100% Roddy and I will try our hardest to win it. The good thing is you may become the Head of Household two times in a row so it's not as risky to win it.

The Houseguests gathered outside to compete for HOH. The competition was called “Off to the Races.” The Houseguests would be answering Big Brother trivia in order to open locked boxes containing puzzle pieces. The first person to open all 6 boxes, collect all the pieces, and put the puzzle together would be the first HOH. The first 5 people to finish would all be immune for the week in addition to earning a secret prize that would be revealed later.

The “Sex Kittens and Beefcakes” alliance decided to work together to ensure safety for all 5.

Jeff: Roddy and I came up with the plan to ultimately try to make one of us become the Head of Household, because the girls talked about nominating people we didn't know yet, and we didn't like that at all. Roddy and I are here to play.

I started ripping open the boxes, and once I got through a few, I told the girls what I had so far, but they still took forever to get through the boxes. Ironic... most of them are blonde. Roddy helped here and there, but I'd like to say most of the work done was done by myself.

Alex was going fast, I was nervous he was going to win or at least get immunity for the round because he was our target for having a strong social game. I started assembling the puzzle pieces every time I got into a new box. Once I got into the last box, I placed the last puzzle pieces together. I sent it to Chelsbot before anyone else in my alliance could, securing I was most likely Head of Household... unless Alex won.

When the results were announced, Jeff was happy that all his work paid off.

Chelsbot: The first HOH of Big Brother Warzone 3 is… Jeff! Roddy, Chiara, Holly, and Lydia have also won safety for the week for finishing in the top 5. I said that there was another reward for the top 5 competitors that would not be revealed until after the competition. The 15 Houseguests will soon be divided into 5 groups of 3, based on the 5 branches of the military: the Army, the Air Force, the Coast Guard, the Marine Corps, and the Navy. If a member of your branch of the military wins HOH, then no one in that branch is allowed to be nominated for eviction. Jeff, Roddy, Chiara, Holly, and Lydia will each become the captain of a branch. They will choose their members schoolyard pick'em style, with Jeff having the first pick.

Jeff: The results were then up and it was official I was the first Head of Household for the season and my alliance was safe, which didn't mean anything because they wouldn't have been nominated anyway but it was great because now I could nominate any person I felt like. It was then shown that we would be broken into Cliques like the real show, Big Brother 11 style. I was excited that my alliance was on the other cliques because that meant that I could possibly pick people who I was kind of hesitant with but still weren't threats to be on my team because they also couldn't nominate me.

Roddy: So today the HOH comp happens and we work together. What do you know, but the FIVE of us have immunity. And Jeff is HOH. I am glad it is him, he totally deserved it. I think I would have been top 5 if I was not working with him, but he was clearly faster than me on all the combinations. Seemed like I picked an ally well.

Now, as a side note about Alex. Wow, impressive. He has his BB knowledge down. He was racing through that competition and would have most definitely been in the top five had we not been a team. That, or someone was helping him. But I don't really want to think about that right now.

At the end of the pick’em, Russell and James were in the Army along with Jeff. Alex and Kevin were in the Air Force with Alex. Chiara, Renny, and Monica formed the Navy. Holly, Jase, and Libra made up the Coast Guard, and Lydia, Jordan, and Chima formed the Marine Corps.

Roddy: So then the twist comes, and whaddya know? It is a schoolyard pick'em. Jeff is considering nominating Alex, so OBVIOUSLY I had to pick him after Jeff passed. See, after this challenge I think there is a big chance of Alex getting veto this round. I don't like the possibility, but I could see it happening. If he wins HOH, I do not want him able to nominate me, because that means I can hopefully figure out something to save Jeff.

Libra: I'm on the Coast Guard team with Holly and Jase. I'm not sure how I feel about this.. Holly is nice, but I don't know her that well. I don't know a thing about Jase, so I am very nervous!

Chima: OH EM GEE! The games have begun and we get put into army sections
I have Jordan and Lydia on my team, which seems like it will be an onslaught of failure. I couldn't even hold a conversation with that idiot Lydia for 15 minutes.

Crazy James: Is this some kind of sick joke!?!?!? Why was I put on the same tribe, woops, I mean clique, as meathead Russell?? Sure, I talked to um, what's his name? I dunno, the other guy on my team. The HOH dude. I forgot who he is since he's not important. Anyway, like, I think someone "up there" is laughing right now, since I'm being forced to work with a retard who doesn't know what a "pregunta" is. LAUGH IT UP GUYS!!! HAR HAR HARRRR, AS I DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY ON THE INSIDE!!

Russell: I shot down James’ deal to team up with him. Cause the guy did it within like 5 seconds of speaking to me. Sorry bud I need somebody to earn my trust first, not just say hello, lets make a deal. So him being on my team and not being able to nominate me is great! .

Jeff was already targeting Alex for being a social threat and doing well in the HOH competition. When Renny made a comment about having heard of Alex, Jeff decided to put her on the block as well.

Jeff: Who do you know?
Renny: Like I've heard of Chima, Monica and Alex…
Jeff: Any of them trustworthy?
Renny: Hmm, I wouldn't know.

Jeff: I just need to make sure that Roddy or I win the Power of Veto so my nominees will stay intact and I lead Renny on telling her I felt so close to her so I hope all this information I put out on the line the first few days trying to make nice with everyone doesn't come back to bite me. I would rather Alex leave out of the two because it seems he has a lot of the girls liking him.

Roddy: It will be interesting to see if Jeff follows through with the nomination of Renny and Alex. Supposedly they may know each other from outside of the game. I don't know for sure about that, but what I do know is that if our alliance is gonna dominate this game we need to get rid of threats early on. Jeff is the only threat I need to have around me. But what sucks though is that if Jeff succeeds in his plan, my clique will be down to just Kevin and I. I mean, I am not sure if that is a bad thing or not to be honest, but it could be a potentially bad thing.

The “Sex Kittens” were not thrilled with the “Beefcakes’” decision to go after strong players this early in the game…

Holly (to Lydia): I want you and I to join forces. All the way.
Lydia: <3 you know it!
Holly: If Chiara would join us, we can take out these boys.
Lydia: Alright, good. This is what Jeff said about his nominations: “I think I am going to nominate the people who would be the strongest going against us.” -_- What does that mean then? He will nominate our strong team mates? To keep his team strong?
Holly: This game stresses me out and it's just Week 1. And I'm immune.
Lydia: I agree. This threw everything in a crazy loop. Let’s just rock out the Sex Kitten alliance and take out the power hungry boys.
Holly: But they are freaking good in the competition. Did you see how Jeff finished it?!
Lydia: I KNOW!!!!
Holly: It's like WTH.
Lydia: Well if he keeps winning, we will watch him, because we will expose him if he tries to nominate one of us.
Holly: I think that for now, we should suck up to him. And do what he wants. And at the right time he will be thrown under the bus.

Lydia: The Late Night Crew is dead. Well Jeff and Roddy just don’t know it yet. They have proven to be complete idiots and not trustworthy by having their own idiotic plans. Whatever. Let them dig their own grave on their power trip. Holly and I have decided to secretly leave them and hopefully Chiara is with us. Whatever they say now, we will just nod our heads and smile pretty.

The real question is how is bone head Jeff going to do about nominations. Of course he didn’t give us a straight answer. He just said that he "is going to nominate threats of our alliance." WTF? The first week? Way to put a target on your back buddy, and if being a challenge threat isn't enough, you want to show your cards right away. This strategy would work if he wins every single challenge in this whole game. Problem is he is bound to lose sometime, and when he does, it will be a sweet victory for me.

At the nomination ceremony, Jeff stuck to the plan and went after 2 strong players…

Jeff: I have decided to nominate... Alex and Renny!

Alex- You are a strong competitor, and almost got immunity in the Head of Household competition but Renny told me you guys knew each other, and I don't think that is fair to the rest of us. You're also a social threat and you made a lot of snarky remarks when I chatted it up with you. That is not something I enjoy.

Renny- You should not have told me you already knew Alex from before, everyone has been trying it seems like in this game and you just shot yourself in the foot because you put your cards out there and I have to go with my gut and think you and Alex know each other well. You told me you knew each other from somewhere but you didn't say anything after that. Suspicious, I would say. I like you as a person but in this game it's not about who I like it's about how to advance myself to the end of the game. In the chats you also got a little bit crazy so I don't know what to think of you, is this whole act with you a facade or is this really Renny?

After the nomination ceremony, Renny was fuming…

Renny: I didn't say I knew Alex, I didn't say we were friends. Jeff is full of shit and he's a lying douche bag.

Here's my thing, yeah I want to play to win, but along the way I want to have fun and I don't have fun when there are boring people here and I think I would have nominated the bland bitches. I want to win the veto but if I do and come off then Alex leaves, but maybe that will open up new doors for me to play the game. But I want him to stay but I just don't think we are both going to make it this week even if the veto works in our favor.

I wanted to play nice, but people wanted to fuck my shit up on like what is this...Day 3? Yeah sister don't play that. Someone is going to die and I'm going to make sure it's not me.

…while Alex was pissed off at Renny for making him a target.

Alex: Unfortunately Renny is a dumb cunt. I have no clue why she insists on telling people we know each other. UGH. She better leave instead of me. This is such a crappy situation to try to get out of mostly because I'm so pissed off right now.

Libra was blissfully unaware that she could be a potential target if the Veto was used…

Libra: So I survived the first nomination ceremony!! Renny and Alex were nominated because they know each other. Apparently those two also know Chima and Monica... so I think they will be targeted...

Roddy was happy that everything was going according to plan…

Roddy: Although I would have done things differently in the speeches, I think that strategically Jeff might have picked the right two people. Alex is gonna be a major threat in this game if he survives this week. Renny while less threatening would be a thorn in our side I think, regardless of whether or not we drew first blood. We started the game off with a bang by deciding to take out a big threat early on.

I am hoping that the vote is pretty unanimous to get rid of Alex but I can already tell Jeff is feeling more confident than he should be about this. I see a lot of people doubting the way that he went about this.

Alex, I actually do like you a lot. I am playing the game hard, and you are gonna be a tough player to beat if I don't take you out when I have the opportunity.

I don't like that the air force may be down to two in number, but whatever. I picked you because I knew you were gonna go up, and I did not want you to stay. This will pay off, though, if you do stick around because I will not have to worry about your challenge abilities directly.

…while the “Sex Kittens” were happy that Jeff was making enemies.

Chiara: Jeff is a tool bag. He is playing the game WAY too early and I don’t know if I like that. I don't wanna be guilty by acquaintance so I may have to jump ship already. And then he targeted Renny, my cliquemate. I adore Alex and Renny both MUCH MUCH more than I like Jeff.

Lydia: Jeff, you are an idiot, and I love you for that. He has put two threats up on the block AND put a target on his back the size of his ego. I could not have asked for a better scenario. I might not have to take him out anymore, he will piss off the whole house at the rate he is going and one of them will do it for me. Oh what a joyful day. All I have to do is sit back and watch the pretty fireworks.

Before the Veto competition, Holly clued Alex in about the original alliance of 5.

Alex: I had a VERY interesting conversation with Holly today. She told me that all 5 captains made an alliance before the HOH competition and then Jeff and Roddy gave the other 3 all the answers. Holly said she wants to help me out! IS THIS MY GUARDIAN ANGEL? <3 Apparently Lydia wants to help too. They are so tired of Jeff and how he's already playing way too hard. He told them he would put up inactives and now here we are. They are not so happy with him and luckily I'm here waiting for the rescue fallout.

The Veto competition was called “Eye of the Beholder.” The Houseguests were shown 10 versions of the Big Brother logo, each with a different black and white eye. They had to identify which past Houseguests’ eyes were in each logo. Lydia went against the Beefcakes and worked with Alex to ensure his victory.

Alex: I think 1 is Laura and 5 is Casey?
Lydia: 5 is Casey for sure. 9 Natalie. 10 April?

And when the results were revealed, Alex was victorious.

Chelsbot: Our first Veto winner is… Alex!

Alex: TAKE THAT! Feels so good to win it and be safe. I bet Jeff is shaking in his boots.

It was hilarious because during the challenge, his "ally" Lydia was helping me out and not him. It'll be interesting to see who goes up, but I'm just happy I won't be out first and now have a chance to get some revenge.

Lydia: Who helps their alliance member's eviction target? Lydia does. I don't think this week could have gone any better. Jeff targeted Alex, his number one challenge threat and now Alex won’t be walking out the door this week. Hopefully this works to my advantage and Alex and Jeff will butt heads in the upcoming weeks.

Now that the Beefcakes’ plan had been foiled, Roddy was feeling mixed emotions…

Roddy: Chelsbot: Alex Wins Kthxbye!

Roddy's face: ;D ;D

So I’ll break it down.

= WTF. How did I KNOW this was going to happen? I REALLY thought this was going to happen.

= This puts Jeff in a bad position because it allows the house to say 'Fuck you Jeff' which they may do since he made his nominations personal.

;D = I am VERY glad Alex is in my division. I am gonna be safe from him directly for at least a while. But obviously I can't target him either.

= Umm. Where the hell do I go from here? This leaves me in the weirdest position. I really like Jeff more than anyone here, but he may have alienated himself from a lot of people this week. He is gonna be a challenge threat. I may have to face the fact that I might lose Jeff because of his bold style of play.

With Alex safe from eviction, Jeff set his sights on getting rid of the Lorenza…

Jeff: Hi, Jordan I will you vote out Renny for me? I am putting up Libra.
Jordan: Yeah, I will, and thank you!
Jeff: Not a problem, Jordo!

Jordan: I spoke to Jeff just to sort of ensure the fact that he doesn’t randomly turn on his hot showmance. He told me he was putting Libra up and asked me to vote Renny out. Well, not a problem for me. I spoke to Libra and I feel comfortable with her.

To no one’s surprise, Alex quickly removed himself from the chopping block…

Alex: Well... I just have to say I am VERY glad I won PoV. I have to use it on myself. Replace me Jeffy.

…forcing Jeff to nominate someone else.

Jeff: I have decided to nominate Libra for eviction. I'm sorry, Libra.

At this point, Renny seemed like a dead woman walking.

Kevin: Well, hot sauce. This game is getting a little bit crazy. Jeff really wants Renny to hit the road badly. I don't know what she did to piss him off, but whatever it was, it wasn't good. Oh yah, the fact that Alex and Renny know each other or something. It doesn't seem like a wonderful reason to give someone the boot, but that is where the votes seem like they are headed for sure. The only thing is I really like Renny. She is pretty funny and a ginger. I love gingers. The only thing is I'm hearing from my allies she is a snakey snake. Come on Renny girl.

Renny is totally leaving this round. Nothing more or less to it. Plus, I think if Renny stayed Jeff would have a heart attack. And I don't really want that happening.

Feeling defeated, Renny went up to the HOH room to ask Jeff why he was targeting her.

Renny: So why is all this happening?
Jeff: You seemed like an individual. The others were too busy sucking on my dick listening to me.
Renny: So I didn't kiss enough ass?
Jeff: You still have time to make me feel good
Renny: Jeff...like you said… these people suck your dick. And because of that I'm going to leave over someone who's basically not even playing…
Jeff: Not to sound gross, but I doubt you'd suck my dick the rest of the game.
Renny: You know you can have allies that think as individuals… They come up with their own ideas.....collaborate, think differently. Is that such a scary thing?
Jeff: I want them all on me though.
Renny: I was looking so forward to this game and it's just disappointing.
Jeff: If I get the votes for you to stay will you keep me off the block and booger with Jeff every so often?
Renny: Keep you off the block? And booger with you?
Jeff: It means you would have to keep me off the block and have sex with me.
Renny: Can we go halfsies?
Jeff: What do you mean?
Renny: Half of the deal?
Jeff: The sex part? That would work, sure.
Renny: Ahem....the keeping you off the block part.
Jeff: I would rather have sex in here... you know Jeff. He is horny.
Renny: Renny is in a lesbian romance with Chelsbot.
Jeff: I don't care. Jeff likes Renny.
Renny: I am starting to feel like I am in an episode of To Catch a Predator.
Jeff: I have the votes to keep you, but that is fine you won't do it.
Renny: I'm not going to have sex with you. Ever. And I hope that you're kidding.
Jeff: Just say Jeff I will suck your dick in this game and I will get the votes.
Renny: This is getting creepy.
Jeff: If you say it one time, I will get the votes and go back to normal.
Renny: Jeff....
Jeff: Magic Words!
Renny: That's just dirty. I am not going to say that because I am not sure if you're for real about this whole thing or not and to be honest I am creeped out.

Refusing to go down without a fight, Renny called a house meeting in the living room and told everyone about Jeff’s perversion. A few of the Houseguests began to have second thoughts about Jeff.

Jordan: What the HELLLLLL is going on, lol?? I had absolutely no idea Jeff was such a weirdo. gah.. I think its time I dump him for real.

…And the house turned against Jeff.

Holly (to Jeff, in front of the whole house): Listen ignorant. I don't know who the hell you think you are, but you're not some god or godfairy to go threaten people on how they should vote. And you want to know why these people hate you THAT MUCH that they will keep an active person over an inactive either way?! Because your boss bitch attitude. If you think you can threaten me and tell me what to do then you picked on the wrong person. AND TRUST that from this moment forward I will do everything I can to evict you. You've pissed off almost everyone. You've lied to almost everyone. I'm guessing this alliance you made with me is fake, because according to others you've made an alliance with like almost everyone. I might be blonde but I'm definitely not dumb. You've dug your own grave since the moment you made your nominations and your ego got inflated to the size of freaking elephant. Now with that off my chest? Who is next to call this little bitch out? And Renny, darling, congratulations on making it through Week #1. You deserve it girl.

Chiara: I concur what Holly just said.

Alex: *cheers for Holly*

Chiara: I wonder if he will even bother commenting? I mean I doubt he could make himself look like an even bigger chauvinist douche tool bag, but hey we could be surprised

Holly: He can't go any lower from here Chiara. If we were all given to do a ranking list. I'm sure everyone would rank his last over Libra who is MIA. I bet my fake boobs on that.

Lydia: I love you Holly and everyone else. Minus the cunt that thinks he is some gift from above.

Lydia: So a bomb went off in the house tonight. After Jeff got word that half of the house hates his guts [wonder why?] he confronted me about if I was going to vote either Renny or Libra. I told him, like I said before, that I was going to talk to a few more people so that I know that I am voting for the majority. [which is true]. He freaks out and tells me that I am a backstabber and a liar. Then it just erupted after that untill we left sour.

Russell, Chiara, Alex and others have decided that Jeff is a piece of shit and we are all voting to keep Renny. If all goes to plan, we have seven votes which is the majority.

Jeff started questioning everyone like they committed some crime. I mean how dare they think with their own minds and not do exactly what he says? *rolls eyes* This crap ends now. I am not going to let Jeff bully me anymore. He degrades everyone and talks like he is higher than anybody else. He acts like he is the King and we are his peasants waiting to do his bidding. Well I am not going to put up with his shit any longer. I am going to avoid him as much as I can.

He is a psychotic creeper who literally might be legally insane. I will not be like some who fear him in this game. No matter how long I stay in this game, I will be happy knowing that I stood up to that fucker.

Renny: WARZONE is an understatement for everything that has happened in the last few days of this game. Yesterday I campaigned so hard to stay. I was shut out, let down, turned away, made fun of, yelled at, creeped on but I didn't stop for hours and hours. Chiara and Lydia started going to work and getting me support to stay, next thing I know Russell is on my side, so James will support me, and then I have 6 votes and a lot of hope. Finally people wanted to stand up to Jeff and give me a chance. Hallelujah! I really think I am staying and I love it.

It's just such a better feeling knowing that I have a chance to stay and that Jeff....the disgusting asshole has a whole house against him. He tried making people hate Renny but in the end everyone hates him. If he's not HOH next week then I can't see him not being nominated by anyone who has sanity. I know that I could still leave if 1 or 2 people lied or don't pull through....and if I do so be it, but I am so happy with the support I got this week from people and I can leave knowing Jeff will not win this game.

The first vote showed a house divided. Kevin, Jase, Jordan, Roddy, and Chima voted to evict Renny from the game, while Crazy James, Alex, Monica, Chiara, Lydia, Holly, and Russell sent Libra packing. Libra became the first Houseguest to leave the game, and Renny lived to fight another day.

[Chelsbot]

Week 2

Air Force: Alex Coladonato, Kevin Campbell, Roddy Mancuso
Army: James Zinkand, Jeff Schroeder, Russell Kairouz
Coast Guard: Holly King, Jase Wirey
Marine Corps: Chima Simone, Jordan Lloyd, Lydia Tavera
Navy: Chiara Berti, Monica Bailey, Renny Martyn


After the Eviction, the house was divided. 6 of the remaining Houseguests had wanted to see Renny leave, while 8 Houseguests were thrilled that Libra had walked out the door. Alex and Lydia were 2 of the people who were thrilled by Libra’s departure.

Alex: YAY! That was way too close, but hooray for Renny staying. So happy right now. ;D

Lydia: I survived my first week in the BB WARZONE 3 house. And what a first week it has been. Hopefully this week I will not be involved in the drama so much. That is what mostly will be people's downfall... they will be too wrapped around the drama that they are forgetting about the game itself. I am going to lay low for a bit and let the whole Jeff situation die down. I can't stand the prick and if I speak to him again I will lose my cool.

The plan to overthrow him worked perfectly. We gathered the majority to keep Renny and send Libra packing. And now most of the house is against him. He can pout and act sad all he wants to everybody, but that shit will not work on me. He had dug his own grave and now he must lay in it.

Jeff was upset that his plan had been foiled…

Jeff (to Monica): Yep, you voted for Renny to stay, didn't you?
Monica: I’m not gonna keep going ova my vote wit u. I think this is the same approach that has u in this position now. So u can either believe I voted Libra or Renny. At this point it rly doesn't matter.
Jeff: Can you speak to me without all this afta, rly stuff? I'm already screwed, so why should I be fake? People will get annoyed by you talking like that.
Monica: U r pathetic to think that u can insult n bully people.
Jeff: U r tha 1 who thinks u can win da game.

Monica: Sooo Week 1 is gone. And now I sit here with 13 crazy people. Renny was on my team, so I had to keep her for now, I guess. Jeff threatened me all week. This bitch is crazy. Most of these people are characters. I have to reevaluate how I’m going to play this game.

Jeff’s partner in crime, Roddy, was also less than pleased with the Eviction results.

Roddy: RENNY DIDN'T LEAVE . So I left that week in a 6 person minority vote wise… Everyone who voted to keep Renny was acting SO self righteous about it that I wanted to throw up. Like get over yourselves people.

Jeff... Oh my fucking GOD. I knew you were going to fuck up your vote with the way you were acting. I voted with you against my gut and now all eyes are going to be on me. You are gonna make this game immensely hard for me because of the fact that you managed to lose the support of the girls. You are polarizing and a challenge beast from what I can tell so far, so you seem like a great ally for me. So even though you made the end of week one a little tricky for me, I will keep you around.

Farewell Lydia, Chiara and Holly. It was nice being aligned to you for like, what? 2 days? I don't think you really would have stuck with us anyways, so it is probably good that I am not gonna be counting on you at all.

Renny... congrats bitch you made it another week. Hopefully you will leave next time . You probably don't even know why you are a bitch. Well who the fuck tries to guilt someone into voting for them after only having a SINGLE 2 minute conversation the first day? Oh right, needy bitches do that. That’s who.

Feeling on the outs, the group who voted out Renny banded together…

Jordan: All that week 1 bullshit is finally being put to rest. Maybe not for Renny and maybe not for the 500 people who voted to keep Renny, but fuck that, it's over for me. I've been talking to Kevin, Jase and Roddy quite a lot lately and Jase told me that Jeff wanted to start an alliance of 4 of Jeff - Jase - Jordan - Kevin, and I guess my friend Roddy is #5. I've been speaking to Roddy, and we decided this alliance was good because Jeff is super strong and will keep us safe when he wins HOHs and stuff.

Kevin: Jeff wanted to make an alliance with certain people and since he likes to think he thinks of everything, which I don’t mind. It consist of Jordan, Jase, Jeff, Roddy, and myself. Hawtness. I like this alliance, but I would have replaced Roddy with Alex. I like Roddy, but Alex. I named this alliance The Grilled Cheese Club. It just fit good for me.

Jeff: I am thinking this would be a good counter alliance? The other side is clearly together and I think Chima would come with us.
Jase: Saaamesies.
Roddy: I don’t know Chima, so I would have to go with what you guys were thinking.
Jeff: Well we could use her for a vote, we don't want the other side to have her and she voted with us last round.

(Kevin left for a while and then came back to join the group)

Kevin: Sorry guys. I went to make grilled cheese.
Jordan: Mmm. Gimme.
Jeff: More More?
Kevin: This can be the Grilled Cheese Club.
Jeff: I would be down with the Grilled Cheese Club.
Kevin: Me too… ‘cause it hits the spot.
Roddy: Anything associated with cheese is all right in my books.

That night, Renny was called into the Diary Room. Because she survived the vote, Renny was given a clue to the whereabouts of a hidden basement that contained 3 safes. Each safe contained a clue leading to a secret power. In order to receive the code to a safe, Renny would have to complete a secret mission. The mission was completely optional, but if Renny chose not to do it or attempted it and failed, she would not receive a code.

Chelsbot: Your mission is: You must call 2 Houseguests into the backyard and start a fight with them. These 2 Houseguests were chosen by the viewers, and they picked Jeff and Holly.

Renny: OMG so in a vote of 7-5 I stay in the game....Kevin/Roddy/Jordan/Jeff/Chima HATRED. They're all no fun and I hope they all die in this order: Jeff > Roddy > Chima > Jordan > Kevin. You're all gross.

So after I survive the block I get a lovely message from the lovely Chelsbot and I am pumped cause I can find a secret power if I complete a task, an awkward task, that involves other players but I am so excited that Jeff didn't get a clue...and then IT HIT ME. Jeff got the same message I think, it completely explains the sex comments and how he never even admitted he was kidding to anyone in the game. HE'S ALSO IN THE BASEMENT. CRAP. I am pretty sure he had to convince me to say "Jeff I suck your dick" and it makes sense because of the chat and of course the viewers would choose me as the target for such a thing. Like Jeff was mean but the sex thing came out of nowhere at around a time that would seem fitting for him to have gotten that task. So now I am assuming HOH/Nominee Survivor get clues. Now I really want to win the next HOH.

Going into the HOH competition, Alex was ready to take down Jeff and his clique.

Alex: HOH tonight!!! Basically Jeff's clique is not winning. I am getting restless, I just want it to be over so I can be happy again. This WILL end well... and probably not with me winning, but that's fine. All the ridiculous drama with Jeff last week totally saved my ass and I don't really stand out anymore. At least in my head.

The HOH competition was called “Capture the Flag.” Each Houseguest designed a personal battle flag to place in a fort. The last Houseguest to have their flag captured would win. To the disgust of many, Jeff walked away with the HOH key for the second week in a row.

Jeff: I won the Head of Household, it was hilarious because everyone wanted me out but I didn't let that happen.

Renny: Ugh you've got to be kidding me... Once again we all have to put up with Jeff's shit and let's just face it...Jeff is going to put Alex and me up again. LAME. It's sad knowing after the shit I went through last week that I'm going to have to bring out the cougar claws and do anything and everything to stay in this house. Without taking a risk and going for this mission and hopefully getting a power I am certain that either Alex or I will be leaving the house this week. If I go for the mission....and somehow screw it up or can't find the power then I am pretty sure this fight will be sending me out of the house this week but I have to take a chance.

Those in good with Jeff were thrilled by his victory…

Chima: My flag turned out to be like the best one there. I mean, you should SEE some of the crap that everyone else had; it was horrific. I nearly vomited all over the ground when I saw Jordan, James and Monica's. Thank God no one ended up capturing Jeff's flag because that was utterly horrendous. Let's continue on the whole thing of Jeff winning. Basically, for everyone in this game that was horrible. For me, I didn't think it was that bad, to be honest. Me and Jeff have kind of an understanding.

Kevin: Jeff winning HOH was like a blessing. For me at least because I knew I was safe with him winning.

Crazy James: Coming into this challenge I expected my clique to get DOMINATED!!! Like, no joke, DOMINATED beyond belief. Possibly dominated so hard that the dominatrix within me would pour out from my butt and say "HELLO CHAPS" to the whole planet in a British accent. Due to Jeff's perverted and egotistical antics, Russell betraying Jeff, and me being on the outside of all the loops in this game as well as being mentally unstable; I expected my clique to be eliminated within minutes.

... And that's when Jeff won HOH for a second time in a row

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! What in the flying FUCK were all TEN people who HATE Jeff's fucking guts DOING throughout this whole challenge!??!? Hell, Holly and Renny's flags even make fun of Jeff, one of which actually states that they hope he doesn't win HOH this week. And yet, the dude's flag is NEVER captured.

I'm auto-immune, and therefore I'm FREEEE to fuck with as many people as I'd like to for YET ANOTHER week!!! YAYYY!!! *laughs at everyone else who is probably making confessionals right now where they're like NOOOO I HATE MY LIFE!!!*

At the nomination ceremony, Jeff picked up where he left off…

Jeff: I have decided to nominate Alex and Renny! Once again, sorry. You guys seem to be leading a lot of people in this game and that's dangerous so one of you guys needs to go, simple as that.

And once again, Alex was the prime target…

Alex: This is so ridiculous, I can't even believe it's happening. Even if I leave this week, I'm glad I survived last time. How did I get thrown into the spotlight like this?

In order to protect herself, Lydia made a deal with the devil…

Jeff: You will vote out Alex right?
Lydia: Yes! I made a deal and I will stick to it.
Jeff: Not threatening you at all, but if you lie to me I can't talk to you anymore, Lydia.
Lydia: That’s fair. Lie to you, you mean that if I don’t vote out Alex?
Jeff: Yeah.
Lydia: I gave you my word. I am voting him. You held up your end, now it's my turn.

Lydia: Worst case scenario happened tonight. The one person who I didn’t want to get HOH did. Yes, the power hungry Jeff. Now his ego is the size of North America. However, thankfully I am in theatre and I pulled out some of my acting skills and my sad face. *giggles*

We made a deal that if he didn't nominate me, I would vote out Alex and if I were to win HOH next week, I wouldn't nominate him. Will I stick to my word? Some. I do agree that Alex needs to go at sometime. He is a major threat, but I was hoping he would be useful to me for a little bit longer. So yes I will vote out Alex and I will not nominate Jeff if I win HOH. However, that doesn’t mean I cant help someone else win it and then they nominate him. :-P

I don’t see anything wrong with being civil with Jeff. Yes he is a major douche but he has the power. I wouldn't be afraid of being nominated... hell everyone is nominated at one point or another. But I don’t want to leave under the hands of Jeff. So getting on my acting face and pretending like a give a damn about how he feels is what I had to do. HOWEVER, I will not sleep with that creep, I draw the line there.

Russell was hoping to throw a wrench into Jeff’s plans and keep Alex in the game…

Russell: I personally wasn’t that stunned when Jeff nom’d up Renny and Alex, ‘cause that’s the 2 people he wanted gone last week. Why would his mind really change? I personally would like to see Renny go vs. Alex, because Alex is better at challenges and we could use a comp threat to take down Jeff.

...but he was surprised when Lydia wasn’t on board.

Lydia: Jeff told me he wanted Alex gone because of him being a challenge threat.
Russell: Well.... that’s kind of why I want Alex to stay.
Lydia: I know, and I do too, but I have a problem.
Russell: What’s your problem?
Lydia: Jeff told me that he wouldn’t nominate me if I voted the way he wanted this round.
Russell: Who cares, Lydia? I think it’s the smarter move to keep Alex.
Lydia: How many votes do you think you have? You need 6 for majority. I think we could do it without my vote hopefully.
Russell: Are you being serious? You really wouldn’t vote with me?
Lydia: If you already have majority, then its pointless breaking my word.
Russell: I won’t have the majority without you.

Alex: Soooo Russell just told me that Lydia needs to vote me out because she gave Jeff her word she'd vote me out if he didn't put her up... WTF?! He definitely was putting me and Renny up to begin with.

I have no idea why these idiots are sucking up to him. They deserve to lose honestly. She got what she wanted, she's not up... who cares about a deal with that creep?!

SO FRUSTRATING.

The Veto competition was called “You Always Speak Cryptically.” The Houseguests were given an image of each Big Brother 11 Houseguest with a speech bubble. The bubbles contained encrypted messages, that once deciphered would reveal a quote taken from that Houseguest. The first Houseguest to submit all the correct answers would win.

Some Houseguests did not care to try…

Crazy James: This Veto comp is way too hard and I way don't care... So far these are my answers...

Man#1: I'm King of Germany!
Girl#1: I once saw up on… um, Germany!
Man#2: WHAT, the ugh eek, toenail? In over snowflake flag sun peace sign!

... Yup... I give up! Renny and Alex are nominated together again like the lovely couple they are, andddd, I'm immune again, and frankly, feel like playing video games. BYE NOW!

And Jeff continued to dominate…

Chelsbot: The Veto winner is… Jeff!
Crazy James: Congrats Jeffrey. Way to win 3/4ths of the challenges thus far. I could do that too...... if I tried.... -__-

Alex: This is like... not even fun anymore. It's like a horrible nightmare or something.

I feel like I'm on death row waiting to be executed... like even if I survive this week, WATCH this happen again. That bitch is superhuman.

Anyway, I really hope I don't leave but it looks like it's going to be me or Renny. Holly is saying she wanted to go instead but I'm scared if Jeff replaces Renny with Holly that I would just leave and it would defeat the whole purpose. I would get Renny, Kevin, James and that's probably it in that case. I would have to bank on Holly going through with her promise and truly telling her allies to vote her out and then I'd get enough votes for sure.

Holly leaving would actually be a lot better than Renny leaving because Renny is actually trying and shares the negative spotlight with me but... I just feel better about my chances against Renny. If Renny and I were to somehow survive after Jeff won both competitions, it would actually just make him look like such an idiot.

As of now... I think I have James, Jordan, Kevin, Jase... I expect to have Holly & Lydia as well which would be enough. Roddy would be smart to keep me (since we're in the same clique) and I hope I would be able to sway Russell. It's going to be a close fight though...

With her neck on the line, Renny called Jeff and Holly into the backyard to do her mission. But right as she was about to start the fight, Jeff let out a big yawn and told Renny he needed to go to bed.

Jeff: Well I need to take off, Renny. I will sleep on the decision!
Renny: I have something to say! Will you just hear me out?
(Jeff ignores Renny and heads inside)

FAILED

Renny: It was like he knew what I was doing. SATAN. This game is draining....2 weeks in a row of being nominated and I'm hardly a threat.

Fearing that Alex would survive against Renny, Roddy approached Jeff with a plan…

Roddy: Last night's veto was a blast. I actually helped Jeff win it by giving him a few answers. Although I think he would probably have still won anyways.

His plan is currently to keep nominations the same in an effort to send Alex home. I told him I was not comfortable with that plan because I do not think that it would happen.

Roddy (to Jeff): I am assuming the goal here is to get rid of Alex. Obviously I think it is crucial for our alliance that he goes. I personally do not think that settling for Renny is an option. I want to set things up in a way that makes SURE Alex leaves this week because we don't 100% have the numbers to accomplish that goal on our own. At this point, if you were Holly, Lydia and Chiara (very key votes this week) you would be looking for a sacrificial lamb that could be up against Alex. What would throw a wrench in this plan of theirs? To nominate one of the three girls (probably whichever one is queen bee - I think Chiara or Lydia). I think it would be REALLY hard for them to drop one of themselves in order to keep Alex.

Roddy: I am praying that he listens. I know he is gonna expect me, Jordan, Jase and Kev to vote out Alex no matter what so I hope he sets things up so Alex will actually leave. As much as I am torn because he is in my division, he is definitely the biggest individual threat to our new alliance. He has performed well every challenge. And I think he is by far better than anyone else in that alliance.

At the Veto ceremony, Jeff heeded Roddy’s advice…

Jeff: I choose NOT to use the power of veto... on Alex but on Renny. Lydia you're going up. I'm sorry but it has strategy all behind it.

Jeff: I knew I had to get Alex out… I decided to use the Power of Veto, save Renny and replace Renny with Lydia, which secured the girls votes and will probably send Alex home. I can't wait and I'm excited.

Roddy was elated that his plan had worked…

Roddy: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, BITCHES!

Roddy has made his first move of the game, and it was a complete success. After I artfully crafted an argument pertaining to why Renny should be vetoed, Jeff saw the light and decided that it was time to make a big move. Lydia is now sitting on the block beside Alex, and everything has worked out just PERFECTLY for me.

…but not everyone was happy.

Jordan: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

wtf jeff?

Ugh, I am SOOOO annoyed right now.

I don’t want either of them to leave. I hate these nominations so much, it’s almost sickening. I told Alex I might be a vote for him, but I doubt he has the votes.

Renny was relieved to be safe after facing 2 back to back nominations…

Renny: Dreams really do come true! Jeff saved me from the block to put up Lydia. I have to say... pretty retarded of him. All I had to do was be nice and promise to vote out Alex. LOL. Basically Jeff thinks the votes are totally there for Alex to leave this round, but I am not convinced. I had to do what I had to do to get myself off the block, and that was a whole lot of being nice to Jeff even before I knew he was HOH. So thank Jesus for Renny.

With Eviction night approaching, Lydia was feeling fairly confident, but still a little uneasy.

Lydia: So Lydia is on the block. Which is me. Lord. Jeff has proven that he is scum of the Earth. I refuse to associate with him. He thinks that with me going up, it secures Alex leaving. Great, my fate is in bone head's hands. Not happening. I did some major damage control to make SURE that my ass isn't sent packing. I know Alex is a smooth talker and a manipulator so I had to put my fate in my own hands.

So I have 4 votes keeping me for sure. Alex has 3 votes keeping him. Jordan and Chima I assume will vote Alex since I am in the same clique and they do whatever Jeff tells them to do. Kevin is on the fence but he may just go for keeping Alex because they are in the same clique. Russell is a toss up. He likes me but he promised to keep Alex but that was before I was on the block. So right now odds are in my favor but you never know.

I just want the votes to be read already so I can start breathing again.

And Alex knew that his time in the game had come to an end…

Alex: I was gonna stay against Renny, but now I am pretty damn sure I'm fucked.

I have James, Renny, Kevin, Monica... I'm even trying to talk Roddy into keeping me because we're cliquemates but for some reason, I'm SUCH a big threat.

I tried my hardest but like... these people are such sheep. This was seriously the most frustrating game EVER. It could have been fun, but it really just was a nightmare.

When the votes were revealed, only Renny, Crazy James, and Monica stuck by Alex’s side. He was sent packing in an 8-3 vote.

[Chelsbot]

Week 3

Air Force: Kevin Campbell, Roddy Mancuso
Army: James Zinkand, Jeff Schroeder, Russell Kairouz
Coast Guard: Holly King, Jase Wirey
Marine Corps: Chima Simone, Jordan Lloyd, Lydia Tavera
Navy: Chiara Berti, Monica Bailey, Renny Martyn


With her ally Alex gone, Renny was now left to continue her battle against Jeff alone…

Renny: Awwww Alex left! I was really thinking he had a chance to stay but SURPRISE the house is filled with liars. I really shouldn't have expected anymore from them. The only people who were honest were James and Monica, God bless them. I am really sad to see Alex leave, he's obviously the person I talked to the most in the house and I trusted him and wanted to take it to the end with him. The whole Jeff thing hating on us just really killed the fun for the both of us in the first two rounds of the game. While I was hoping Alex would be here to see Jeff out of the house I guess I'll have to do it on my own.

And after a successful plan, Roddy gave himself a pat on the back…

Roddy: So after week 2, I felt about ready to take a bow. I changed Jeff’s mind and convinced him to use the veto on Renny (who would have left against Alex). Lydia ended up on the block beside Alex which basically made him a dead man walking. Best of all, Lydia kinda freaked out and ran to me for help because she had no idea that it was I who shook things up. I think it won me major points with her.

The pieces that I felt would move on their own (Holly and Chiara) did exactly as I predicted, and I checked in with every other vote we were counting on (Jordan, Jase and Kevin). Hell even Russ joined the cause.

The HOH competition was called “Drawing the Battle Lines.” Every 15 minutes, a flamethrower, a machine gun, and a stick were up for grabs. After picking up a weapon, the Houseguests used them to attack each other. They could not attack members of their own branch of the military unless there were no other options. Each Houseguest was given 100 HP, and the last person standing would win. There were also 6 mystery boxes, each containing a prize that could either help or harm the Houseguest who claimed it. The first Houseguest to claim each box would get that item.

Jase claimed a box containing a bazooka, and he used it over and over to attack Crazy James. Crazy James had had enough. He claimed a mystery box containing an atomic bomb that could eliminate a Houseguest in one blow, and he knew just who he wanted to use it on.

Crazy James: Fucking Jase was all up on my shit AGAIN!! In the Flag Challenge last week he took me out in sixteen fucking minutes, only saying "sorry" after doing so. Yeah, that prick. And now in this challenge the dbag fucker has already attacked me three times. So I started to approach him (approach as in fight him), as I readied my atomic bomb. I knew JUST who I wanted to DESTROY

Crazy James: What's with your vendetta against me? Why the hell do you keep attacking me?
Jase: Lydia say to.
Crazy James: You took me out in 2 challenges now. I don’t understand why you hate me.
Jase: Lied to me. Bout Renny. You weren’t drunk.
Crazy James: HUH? I'm practically an alcoholic, A, and B, what what? Dude, I haven't done shit to you! ATOMIC BOMB.
Jase: Ima talk to you tomoow. I'm too high for dis.
Crazy James: Oh yeah? Too high? I can’t believe I’m even arguing over this. I’m just in a bad mood. My only grandfather just died.

Crazy James: That went bad and good. First off, Jase was being a prickly little prick to me. So I called him out on it. That little fucker was all "BAZOOKA" and so I retaliated with "ATOMIC BOMB" you mother fucking shitsack. That was AMAZING. I felt so good getting revenge on him!! But then, that wasn't enough, he threw the blame on to Lydia, who I decided to approach next, which I will get to in JUST a second. Also, I wanted an apology from Jase, looool, so I lied and told him that my grandpa just died, someone who I spent every other day with this summer, picking flowers or tending the garden or some shit. Loooool. Anyway, on to Lydia!!

Crazy James (to Lydia): I voted to keep you this week and now I’m kinda regretting that =P I hear you’re telling people to attack me. Can you please explain yourself?
Lydia: I didn’t tell Jase that. I told him to attack Jeff, but he is high.
Crazy James: He told me specifically twice that you told him to attack me.
Lydia: I told him to attack Jeff, but Holly told him to attack you. So he listened to Holly because they are in the same clique.
Crazy James: Oh. I’m glad you’re telling me the truth now. I’m sorry I just hit you with a stick =P
Lydia: It’s okay, I understand. And thanks from the bottom of my heart for not voting me.
Crazy James: And I’m sorry if I’m being an ass right now. I’m just having a shitty day. I just found out my grandpa died.

Crazy James: And this fucking chicken chase grows thicker, and the blame was finally pushed on to Holly, who is ultimately the end of my chicken chasing adventure. After threatening Lydia, I was on to Holly...

After finding out that Holly told Jase to attack him, Crazy James gave her a piece of his mind.

Crazy James: Why are you telling people to attack me?
Holly: I haven't told anyone.
Crazy James: Jase and Lydia both told me that YOU told Jase to attack me.
Holly: k.
Crazy James: k as in yes?
Holly: k.
Crazy James: k as innnn? Yes?
Holly: k.
Crazy James: Holly, what the hell did I do to you? I’m on your side! I don’t appreciate this.
Holly: Um, sure, James.
Crazy James: Sure what, Holly?
Holly: k.
Crazy James: What have I ever done to piss you off?
Holly: KKK.
Crazy James: What’s wrong with you?
Holly: k.
Crazy James: What the hell, woman?
Holly: k.
Crazy James: SOMEONE NEEDSSSS A SPANKINGGGG. Burnnnnn baby burnnn.
Holly: kk. Good luck taking me out.
Crazy James: I loooooove your fakeness, by the way!
Holly: You're so sarcastic. <3
Crazy James: And you're so fake. </3 Quit, you pussy. No one wants you here.
Holly: I don’t care. This is the only time I’m actually doing something.
Crazy James: Doing something as in?
Holly: Competing?
Crazy James: Just quit. There’s no point in you being here.
Holly: k <3
Crazy James: You’re fucked, you fucking bastard. This game wasn’t meant for you. Get out of here.
Holly: It’s okay. It’s wasting my time.
Crazy James: Good. I’ll talk to you never! TTYN.
Holly:

Holly tried to pretend that she didn’t care, but as soon as James was out of sight, she burst into tears. She marched toward the Diary Room door and angrily grabbed the door handle. Locked. Crying hysterically, Holly began beating on the door until the producers finally unlocked it. She stormed into the room, and that was the last anyone saw of her.

Crazy James: AND THAT'S WHEN THE BITCH QUIT THE GAME!!! YES!!! I DID IT!!! ME AND MY BIG ASS MOUTH!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! I was fucking chasing the chicken all fucking night trying to figure out who was doing the dirty work, and I finally found out it was the fakeass slut, Holly. AHahhaahha!! I can't believe I got her to quit the game. That's so fucking EPIC!!! Me and my big mouth dude. TTYN, yes, thank you. Ohhhh I feel so excellent. Yes, yes, I do.

Pink man Jamez in the house. There's a new sheriff in town, ya'll best get used to it.

Most of the Houseguests were thrilled that Holly was out of the game…

Roddy: Holly quit. Now I know, its super lame that she quit and all, but that did a LOT for the numbers situation. It means that there is no dominant majority anymore. Oh and I have to say I am super glad that if anyone was going to quit that it would be her... she was such a dumb bitch. But not even the entertaining type of dumb bitch... she was bizarrely self-righteous.

Jordan: Fuckkkk, what crawled up Holly's asshole??? Anyways, I feared her winning HOH, so it's okay, I guess. One less person to worry about with HOHs.

Renny: While I liked Holly, I'm glad she's gone. I think it breaks up some of the smaller groups in this game and who knows what new ones there will be. Right now I know all I got is myself and James to a lesser extent. I also think I can depend on Monica but once we're past those 2 is when I just don't know with people. I do like Chiara, but who knows what's she's doing and I do like Lydia as well and I am going to work on getting to know her and work with her better. After that is when we get into Douche World.

…but Lydia was sad. She had lost another friend in the game.

Lydia: James completely freaked out on Holly and myself during the HOH though he kinda forgave me for going after him. He didn't like the fact that us two and Jase were attacking him. I guess he and Holly got really into it and Holly quit the game. Which blows for me. I just lost a main ally. I understand her reasoning to quit but I would never quit myself. I am far from a quitter. I never give up no matter what the circumstances. I have worked my butt off in this game and I am not going to throw that away because something doesn't go my way. I expected more from Holly. I will miss her though <3.

The HOH competition continued, with Holly being eliminated and everything else staying the same. When it was all over, Renny had come out on top.

Roddy: So anyways, I am kind of in a mood to celebrate my victories, but then I get sucker punched by the next HoH. Here is a list of reasons why I hated that HOH.

1. It favored larger cliques. Directly after I vote to evict a member of The Air force, cliques play a large role in the challenges. That's karma for you.
2. It allowed the WORST POSSIBLE HOH for me to win the challenge.
3. There was basically no way I could win because everyone was gonna team up on me no matter what.

So, as we all know, good ol' Lorenza won HoH.

After being nominated 2 weeks in a row, Renny was glad to finally have some power.

Renny: Anywho....so I am the new HOH! I suppose I could have let someone else be HOH since we are all probably going to do the same thing, and then Chiara said a really stupid statement about backdooring Jeff which made me definitely want to be HOH. She suggested we not put Jeff up so we can backdoor him....yes, GREAT PLAN. Let's leave Jeff off the block and nominate Roddy/Jordan so Jeff can win veto and save Roddy and then the useless sack of shit Jordan can go home and I still have both Roddy/Jeff bothering me. Jeff is going up so if he does win veto Roddy leaves. End of story. Plus I think it's a better story if Renny takes the HOH crown and says suck on my big New Orleans lady balls you twats.

I also wanted to win because being nominated no one talks to you and that sums up my first two weeks so now maybe people will come to me instead of me to them.

Lydia was excited that Jeff had finally been taken down…

Lydia: It was fun teaming up against Jeff. Attacking him with my MACHINE GUN was just amazing and a good stress reliever. I don't feel bad at all. He attacked me first, so I guess now that Alex is gone, I am his number one target. Don't I feel special? I must be famous now. Bring on the cameras! *Lydia strikes a pose* Hollywood here I come.

RENNY WON HOH! I am just so excited it is not Jeff, I would have been happy really if it was anybody. I feel semi safe with Renny because hopefully she will go after Jeff like she said. If that happens I may have a week off of being nominated. Though I don't mind anymore, once you are already nominated, it not a big deal. So at least I got the nomination jitters out of the way so I’m not a paranoid mess like some... *cough* *James* *cough*

With Renny in power, Jordan and Russell were feeling nervous…

Jordan: Renny winning HOH is... I HAVE NO IDEA! Actually, I’m freaked out!

Part of me thinks she will nominate Jeff and Jase, but another part of me thinks she will nominate me :-\ Actually, I’m not even convinced that she will nominate Jeff at all. He saved her with POV last week and who the hell knows? They could have made a deal, one of which "no one would ever suspect"

Russell: I think I could have won this HOH easily. Like hands down, no problem. I was going to try to win until Chiara and Lydia both bitched about Jeff being safe.

So at one point in the challenge I’m winning. I have 100% life and nobody was going to dick with me. Then Lydia and Chiara came and spoke to me again about how they will be screwed next week if Jeff wins. Soooooo I gave in finally and just left the challenge. Now Renny has won.

I didn’t really want Renny to win that badly. Not because I think she will nominate me, but because I don’t know who she will put up next to Jeff.

With his neck on the line, Jeff made a deal with Renny that if he won the Veto, he would keep the nominations the same, as long as Renny left him off the block.

Jeff: Renny winning was actually not that bad because I thought that was the one person who I wasn't aligned with that I thought I had a chance of reasoning with. She told me I was going up on the block but then I guilt tripped her for about an hour on how I used the Power of Veto on her... and how people were working against her and that I finally figured it out. She told me fine that she wouldn't nominate me but only if I didn't use the power of veto if I won, of course I agreed. Why wouldn't I?

At the nomination ceremony, Renny surprised everyone…

Renny: I've decided to nominate Jordan and Roddy for eviction. Jordan, we’ve only spoken once. To me you're not a friend, ally or someone who adds any fun to my game. You seem like you're going under the radar and probably won't play the game till later....BORING. Sorry but I hate that style of game and a few people are playing it, so here is a wake up call. Roddy, you're pretty much just a slightly more social Jordan who's less under the radar. I don't think either of you want me in this game and that's just too bad...like I said the first week, I'm probably too cougarlicious for you. But I obviously can't keep people around who've expressed zero desire to have me here after three weeks in the game.


Crazy James: Jeff is safe!? Epic. Yo yo Rennyjandro, thanks for my key darling

Monica: Of course Renny's dumb ass nominates Roddy n Jordan. Wtf! Why wouldn't she nominate Jeff. Of course he is coming after you boo. Dumb fuck. I’m playing a game with retards and crazies.

Jordan (to Renny): If we haven't spoken... how can you possibly assume or guess any type of gameplay on my part? You rejected your own claim. And I'm sure many people can tell you that I am FAR from boring.

Roddy: I don't really mind that you nominated me because I saw it coming. But at that speech, which is clearly a lot of bullshit. What makes you think that I am in any way 'not playing the game'? Maybe I am not winning, but that doesn't mean I'm not playing. I am playing this game harder than a lot of people. You could have just said 'Roddy and Jordan, you have expressed zero desire to have me here after three weeks in the game' and left it at that instead of bullshitting things.

Roddy: OK, so I know its super cliche, I just KNEW I was gonna be nominated. I did not know that Jordan would be nominated. I thought that Jeff would be, but then again, Renny is a wildcard. Jeff might have made a deal or something, but I do not care. I am just super thrilled that we are not on the block together.

So I was nominated beside Jordan and I was heartbroken because I <3 her. I mean I was not shocked, because we had both expressed concern this might happen. But it still sucked

Meanwhile, Renny had a lot of explaining to do…

Renny: I'm probably sure a lot of people are saying Renny what the hell are you doing? So after I won HOH I was all gung ho on Jeff/Roddy going up but then I started talking to Jeff. Firstly, Jeff is probably going to win the veto, be mad, win HOH and nominate me again. He's a powerhorse in this game and the last thing I want to do is continue my streak of nominations. So I tell Jeff we're cool and that I won't nominate him as long as if he wins veto he doesn't use it. So I nominate Roddy/Jordan who are basically Jeff minions.

And Russell made Jordan a promise…

Russell: It’s bullshit that you’re nominated for those reasons and Chima wasn’t. If I win Veto, I’m taking you off the block.
Jordan: She called me out on stuff that were completely wrong, so that’s what bothered me the most.
Russell: Yeah, her speech was complete B.S. She did not make many friends with those nominations. *hugs* But it will all be good.
Jordan: Awww, thanks! *hugs back*

Jordan: Ugh. Being nominated sucks Now that nominations are done, I actually do want to speak with Renny. I didn’t prior because I didn’t want to seem fake and transparent.

As last week’s survivor, Lydia was called to the Diary Room and given a secret mission. If she successfully completed it, she would be given the code to a safe in the basement.


Chelsbot: You must flirt with a Houseguest chosen by the viewers. You must use all of the following words/phrases: adorable, baby, big daddy/sexy mama (depending on the gender of the person), blushing, butterflies, cute, horny, hot stuff, seduce, sexual tension, spanking, sweet cheeks. The viewers have chosen…JEFF.

Lydia: I <3 the viewers "Operation creep out the creeper" on tonight...

That night, it was time for Lydia to get her flirt on. She approached Jeff, who was lounging in the backyard.

Lydia: So in order to save Russell or help myself advance in the game, I had to complete a secret mission because I survived the last eviction. There are three powers lurking around and I had to flirt with Jeff [chosen by the viewers] in order to obtain one of those. Jeff is impossible to talk to, let along FLIRT.

Lydia: Hey Jeff.
Jeff: Hi.
Lydia: How are you doing, adorable?
Jeff: Adorable?
Lydia: What? Sorry, I’m in a flirting mood. Haha. But I am NOT horny I swear
Jeff: Wasn't I called out for being a creep?
Lydia: You can flirt and still not be a creep. No big daddy or spanking talk, I mean. Just harmless talking.

Jeff looked over at Renny, who was lounging nearby. Renny quickly shook her head, signaling for Jeff to end his conversation with Lydia.

Jeff: This is weird. I am going to bed. Why are you using words like "big daddy?”

With that, Jeff got up from his seat and headed inside.

FAILED

Lydia: So just like I thought, Jeff is a boring loser. When you actually want the creeper to be creepy, he doesn't deliver. Figures. I guess he most likely caught on that something was up because there would be NO WAY IN HELL I would ever flirt with that bastard even if I was drunk out of my mind. I have standards. They are low, but not Jeff low.

Jeff: Renny was like whatever you do, DO NOT DO IT. Renny basically said… "all I can tell you is that I was not happy at all when you went to sleep and didn't chat with me and Holly.” It got me thinking that Renny stayed Week 1, and Lydia stayed Week 2 meaning they probably have to do something to gain access. If Jordan stays I hope she finds a power.

The Veto competition was called “Schoolhouse Veto.” The Houseguests were shown 8 confessionals from the future Warzone 4 Houseguests. Unfortunately, these Houseguests had atrocious spelling and grammar. The goal of the competition was to be the person who fixed the most mistakes in the confessionals.

Roddy and Jeff made quick work of the competition, and Jeff ended up taking his fourth win of the season.

Roddy: As much as I wanted that shiny veto win for myself, I really wanted Jeff to have it more because I trust that he would use it. Basically him winning would ensure that we can advance to the final 11 in tact as a pair.

Now that they held the power, Jeff and Roddy set their sights on Lady Lydia.

Jeff (to Jordan): We're going to try and get Lydia up and if she's up, you stay 100%.
Jordan: I don’t see how =-O
Jeff: Kevin, Roddy, me, Jase, Chima. 5-4.
Jordan: No, I mean, I don’t see how Lydia will be replacement.
Jeff: Did you see me being safe during nominations?
Jordan: Um, I don’t know actually. I thought it was a possibility you might not be, because you did save her last week. Everything is possible, but I’m just sort of expecting the worst.

Jordan: Um.. .yeah, okay there buddy. The only way Lydia will be replacement is if Renny and Jeff have a secret alliance. And I am calling it right now: if this happens, it means he and Renny are aligned.

Roddy: At first I was thinking conservatively. I was just assuming that Renny was gonna put up one of Kev/Jase/Chima. But Jeff thought differently and more boldly. He thought that we should get Lydia put up on the block. After we talked about it for a bit, he asked me if I would write a persuasive message to her. This is what I came up with:

“Hey Renny,

Players that are really getting into the game are now sticking out a lot more… I am concerned about the dull players mobilizing. I think that we can entirely ensure that it does not happen, but only if we act wisely over the next few weeks. Personally I think that it is a lot less likely to happen without strong social players in the game. If you are looking for the best social game in the house, it’s clearly Lydia. She knows exactly how to make people want to keep her in the game, I mean hell she stayed over Alex 8-3. And just as important is the fact that she is very smart – she helped me during the Week 2 veto by sending me the answer to some of the cryptograms. She knew that one of her girl alliance would have ended up on the block, so she planned ahead.”

After Jeff delivered the message to Renny, he and Renny discussed the possibility of creating a new alliance.

Jeff: I decided to put the target on Lydia/Russell since they were a duo and decided Roddy should mend fences and build a relationship with Renny. Renny and I started this alliance and added two people.. James and Roddy. I don't know how loyal I'll be to it.. but I do like Renny as a person. I'm not a big fans of James already he lies too much. Roddy is my buddy, and will stay my buddy till the end.

Renny: So Jeff wins veto and is using it on Roddy....trust test failed. But I'll just act like everything is cool because what am I going to do? Get pissed off and let Jeff take me out? No thanks. So I go with it, he wants Lydia up and I'd rather keep Lydia because then Chiara/Monica don't hate me and Lydia has a mission and if she does find something she can use it on someone else. Plus I don't want to go against Jeff because when I talked to him about the harassment thing he said "listen I can't explain it or talk about it because of something but I'm sorry". So he totally did have a mission the first week of the game and he must have been successful.

I am at this point going to try and work for Lydia/Chiara vs. Roddy/Jeff and see where it goes. So that's why I plan to take out Russell....Chiara/Lydia don't act like he's with them and I can just say to them it's because he's with Jeff. While I like Russell, I don't think he's really invested in what happens to Renny in this game so therefore he can leave.

I also have decided to talk to Jeff about a larger alliance and he chose to want to add Roddy to the group. I told him there wasn't anyone I was sure about as a fourth and then he picked James and I agreed. I wanted James but I didn't want to be the one to suggest it at all to hide any relationship we might have. So hopefully this Jeff/Roddy/James/Renny alliance can work for a round or a few and keep me alive in this game until I can work something out.

Roddy: Although Renny is not considering putting up Lydia right now, she is thinking about the option of putting up Russ. And as much as I like the guy, it would be his time to go if he was up there this week. Renny also proposed a deal to Jeff. A Renny/Jeff/James/Roddy alliance. I am not sure what to think of this, but I figure we might as well accept it for now. I would really like to have a final four of Jordan/Jeff/Renny and I, so accepting James into an alliance would not be a problem, but we are gonna have to figure out some way to ensure his eviction without looking guilty sometime down the line.

Crazy James: Jeff has informed me that I'm now in an alliance I don't know about, looool. The alliance consists of idiots and fools: Jeff, Roddy, Renny, and myself. They told me to vote out Russell, but I don't know if I want to since having Russ in this game increases my possibility of getting an easy immunity. They say that these cliques won't last but I think they'll be here for at least another week or two.

At the Veto ceremony, Jeff carried out the plan to save Roddy…

Jeff: I have chosen to use the Power of Veto on… RODDY! I'm sorry, Jordo.

…and Renny followed through with putting Russell on the block.

Renny: Russell, I'm sorry but I am going to nominate you for eviction.

Kevin: Jeff won POV and took off my boy Roddy. YAY. Smart move because it ensured that no one from our alliance goes home. WTG The Grilled Cheese Club. ~high fives all~

Russ was replacement. This made me happier than walking into a room full of shoes and purses that I knew were all free.

Jordan: I am SOOOO upset about the replacement nominee. Russ <333 my most favorite person is up there next to me and one of us is leaving. I can’t express how sad I am about this situation.

Russell: Well Lydia, Chiara and Jordan all told me I was being paranoid for saying that I felt Renny was going to nom me up. Well, I wasn’t that paranoid over it, because she ended up doing it. You could kind of tell that Renny had some type of issue with me and I have been able to see it. Things between us just weren’t the same after Week 1.

At this point do I think I will stay? Meh, I got Chiara, Lydia and James voting to keep me for sure. Who knows about everybody else at this point. I would like to think Jeff and Roddy would keep me, but I wouldn’t be that stunned if they didn’t, because it would be a bad move on their part to do it.

At this point, things did not look good for Russell.

Jeff: Told ya Jordan ;-)
Jordan: You think Russ is gonna go over me?
Jeff: Yes I do.
Jordan: How?
Jeff: You have me, Roddy, Kevin, Jase and Chima. I can't believe this worked. Now our whole team is still here.

Jordan: So... according to people, I should have Jeff, Roddy, Jase and Kevin's vote. I really hope Chima votes for me to stay. On top of that, I am hoping I get Monica as well :-\ I hope I stay [PLEASEEEEE]

Jeff (to Russell): I am going to be honest with you, I can't promise you my vote. Sorry.
Russell: To be honest with you Jeff, I really wasn’t expecting it.
Jeff: You've done nothing but betray me since Day 1.
Russell: You threw me under the bus first, so don’t bitch.
Jeff: Well it looks like you're going home now, so I won't be bitching.
Russell: Yeah, you said that about Renny Week 1 also.
Jeff: Renny put you up because the votes are locked in.
Russell: I’m sure there are a couple votes locked in. I wouldn’t be that surprised. I’m not a idiot—I have been paying attention to the game.
Jeff: You fucked with the wrong person.
Russell: Who did I fuck with?
Jeff: Me.

Renny: So Russell should be walking out the door of the Big Brother house tonight leaving Chiara/Lydia a member down of their little threesome. Hopefully with Russell gone Jeff/Roddy/James/Myself can control the game with HOH wins for the next few rounds taking out the people who pose problems for us. I do think Jeff is being legit right now because I asked James if Jeff said anything like "We're stringing Renny along." and he said Jeff just talked about the alliance so I think for the time being he's going to stick with it.

James’ vote came as a surprise…

Crazy James: Russell and Jordan are the final nominees Do I want to be an asshole and vote out Russell, someone who is stupid and annoying, or do I want to keep him because he's in my clique!? Hmmmm..... Also, who the HELL is Jordan!?!?!??! LOOOL!!!

I've pretty much pissed someone off with my vote each week, so I might as well keep up that trend, looool. My alliance: Renny, Roddy, Jeff: want me to vote out Russell; while Russell wants me to not vote out Russell

As much as I hate Russell he DID help me out in the attacking challenge with the atom bomb, and he told Lydia and them to stop attacking me, and they did. Also, Russell is IN my clique, so if he wins an HOH I'm freaking safe. Why would I want to hinder my chances of being safe?? Not very smart. I know Jeff and Russ hate each other, but like, fuck it, I don't like that fake bitchass Jordan. I don't think I've ever even really talked to her.... one of them.

I vote to evict... JORDAN!!

…but everyone else stuck to the plan to take Russell out of the game.

Jeff: Jordan is my girl and she has been there for Roddy and I a lot, she's voted the way we've wanted and she's been a perfect sheep in our herd. She'll help Roddy and I become stronger as each round passes by. Russell proved week one that he was a liar, and anti Jeff, it's his time to pay the price for what he did. I don't know what he was thinking but he was my boy at first, I picked him first out of everyone eligible and he does this to me? Not something I will forget, yet alone forgive. He dug his own grave.

I vote to evict… Russell.

At this point, Chiara was losing interest in the game. She decided to take a nap during the eviction, so she never cast a vote. By a vote of 7-1, Jordan survived, and Russell was sent packing.

[Chelsbot]

Week 4

Air Force: Kevin Campbell, Roddy Mancuso
Army: James Zinkand, Jeff Schroeder
Coast Guard: Jase Wirey
Marine Corps: Chima Simone, Jordan Lloyd, Lydia Tavera
Navy: Chiara Berti, Monica Bailey, Renny Martyn


After Russell’s eviction, Renny was happy that everything had gone according to plan.

Renny: Okay! Russell got his ass evicted! w00t! I really did like Russell, but you shouldn't have thought making an alliance with Lydia/Chiara/James and kissing ass with people was okay yet leaving me out. Like he thought he can just be nice and that will keep him safe with me until the point where I am disposable and he says....we never had an alliance, bye. I didn't want to get rid of Lydia because I can play off the Russell thing as he might be with Jeff or Lydia and that leaves me more middle of the road.

…but no one was sure who cast the lone vote to keep Russell in the game.

Roddy: So I thought the vote was gonna be 5-4 Russ-Jordan... But it turned out to be 7-1. Tisk tisk Chiara, can't even find 10 seconds to get out of bed and cast a vote to keep an ally you supposedly care about? .

I am thrilled that Jordan stayed. She knows that Jeff and I played a very large role in her staying this week. I do not think she would have any intentions of nominating either of us right now - but one thing I will keep in mind is that she is smart and is probably looking to get rid of at least Jeff and maybe me somewhere down the line.

I think that the one person who voted to keep Russ was Lydia. But I do not care, and I understand the vote. I had a very hard time not voting for him to stay.

Crazy James: The vote went so well this week The vote was 7-1, and guess who the ONE was, LOOOL, ME!!! But it's cool, I'll just add this on to my list of lies. I was like "wow this vote went well we DID it guys!!! YA-TAHHHH!!! ~ Hiro Nakumora~ We're the best!"

Crazy James (to Renny): That was easy.
Renny: Haha, no kidding. Everyone is happy but Russell and Lydia/Chiara.
Crazy James: Who was the one vote?
Renny: Lydia.
Crazy James: So Lydia/Jase/Chiara = targets?
Renny: Yeah.

Crazy James: AND DEN....

Crazy James (to Jordan): Well, congrats, that was an easier vote than I thought it would be.
Jordan: Thank you!! I appreciate it!
Crazy James: No probs. Who was the one person to vote for you?
Jordan: Lydia.
Crazy James: Yeah, that’s what I’ve been hearin’ too.

Although Jordan believed that Lydia had voted her out, she had no hard feelings.

Jordan: Here is what I think about Lydia. I am CERTAIN people expect me to be mad at her and stuff, but I'm not. You know, if my closest ally was nominated, even if he was leaving anyway, I wouldn't vote him out. Had I been in Lydia's position last week, I would have voted her out over Russell as well :-\

Now Russ is gone and I am hoping Chiara will gtfo... and once that happens, hopefully she and I could be close allies. I know she likes me, so I would still consider her somewhat of an ally... I just know her #1 is Chiara right now.

With Russell gone, Lydia was down another ally…

Lydia: Russell is gone and Holly quit. I lost two of my closest people in the house last week back to back. Not looking so good for Lydia, folks. But I REFUSE to give up. If you start pushing me I will not bend nor break... I will push back.

The day after the eviction, Jeff approached Lydia about the incident from the previous night. Lydia had began to flirt with Jeff as part of her mission, and he had stormed inside after stating that she had weirded him out.

Jeff: Sorry about yesterday.
Lydia: I should apologize. I didn’t know you would get angry. I was just really tired and in a weird mood.
Jeff: You sure that's what it was?
Lydia: I’m pretty sure.
Jeff: I don't think that's why you did it, but that's fine you can tell me that.
Lydia: Okay? I don’t like you like that, haha, I was just trying to have fun. But I apologize.
Jeff: No, I never said you like me like that. It's cool. I think I know why you had to do it.
Lydia: I really don’t want to talk about it anymore. I said a lot of weird stuff to people that I wouldn’t if I had a clear head.
Jeff: Okay...

Lydia: As I suspected, Jeff thought something was up. He most likely got a secret mission like that when he spoke to Renny in the first week. Either that or he really is a pervert.... or both. Who knows. All I know is that there are three secret powers lurking out there and Jeff could very well have one of them. It’s good that he is after me! ^_^. Am I scared? Absolutely not. I have tried to get some common ground but he is impossible to reason with. Though I must admit it’s not sincere when I ever do talk to him, I really have to bite my tongue when he speaks. I am not going to pop off at him, not yet, he most likely wants that to happen. And there is no way in hell I will give that him what he wants.

Before the HOH competition, Crazy James and Jase got into it once again.

Crazy James: So do you still hate me?

Jase: Maybe.

Crazy James: Jaseeeeee? Why all the hate, Kate?

Jase: I don't like being lied to. Duuuuuh.

Crazy James: When did I lie to you?

Jase: You weren’t straight forward with me about the whole Renny vote.

Crazy James: Yes I freaking was. Are you Renny anyway? Were you Libra? Or Alex? You’re none of them. What’s the big deal?

Jase: ‘Cuz you spew out bullshit for no reason. You coulda just been like umm I wanted to keep Renny ‘cuz Libra is an inactive twat.

Crazy James: Is it SO hard to believe that I drunk voted? I don’t know what your deal is, man. You can either never let this silly Week 1 vote go, or you can hold it against me until I eliminate you from the game. Your call.

Jase: I could just never let it go. N then watch you continue to be a kiss ass to HOH every week.

Crazy James: I need you to cut the bullshit and stop going after me.

Jase: I can stop that if you stop being a lying kissass.

Crazy James: Whose ass am I kissing? I was immune Week 1 AND 2.

Jase: You act all happy go lucky no matter who’s HOH. And then hen you gotta pick a side you give a stupid ass reason for doing so.

Crazy James: Are you REALLY going back to the week one vote again!? You're obsessed.

Jase: I just don’t forget. I dun wipe everyone’s slate clean wekk to week. If ur gonna BS me once ull most likely do it again.

Crazy James: No need for you to get your tampon tied…

Jase: Well who else am I supposed to go after then? When no one else has done nething to me.

Crazy James: So you want to start something? Is that what you want? ‘cuz if you want that, I’ll have you out of this game next week.

Jase: Ooooorly?

Crazy James: Yes. You wanna start shit, Jase? You want to fucking attack me in every freaking challenge? I’ll pull out some more atom bombs. Light you up.

Jase: That sounds fantastic.

Crazy James: Mother fuckerrr you're gonna DIE! And it will be ME who slays you! Any last words before I curbstomp your ass?

Jase: Kiss my ass.

Crazy James: I’ll make you kiss MY ass once I teabag you and your fucking ugly ass mom.

Jase: Ur stupidass immature shit ain’t gonna work on me. Ur prolly sum fatass outcast trying to act al hot shit cuz the big boys at school make you eat shit.

Crazy James: Jase, I am one of those big boys. I can tell you're obviously a pansy dweeb little fucker that cries to Mommy about everything. Do you cry when she doesn't buy you the right type of cookie? You nerdy ass little dork.

Jase: It may work on Holly, but it won’t work on me sooo continue.

Crazy James: Learn some fucking grammar, you ten year old looking pansy.

Jase: I wouldn’t go after you if you weren’t such a twofaced prick.

Crazy James: I'm not twofaced or anything. You're the one who can't let anything go, you dumb fuck.

Jase: Well I’m glad I’ve gone after you, because I get to see what a whiny little fuckface you are.

Crazy James: You're giving me so much shit over a vote I made during week fucking one.

Jase: You have a temper tantrum when someone doesn’t do wtf you want.

Crazy James: I’m not whiny at all, this is hilarious to me. I’m not mad. I’m happy as hell. ‘cuz now I have a new target. And I’m gonna fuck you up.

Jase: Ur intimidation just makes you look like sum trashy asshole.

Crazy James: Yeah man, you got me dead on. I’m certainly an asshole. I can’t wait for HOH. Say goodbye to Jaseee!

Jase: Bye bye.

Crazy James: Bye

Crazy James: Dead Man Walking!!!!!! Me and Jase have just declared war on one another. That mother fucking piece of shit is going down hard!!! Fuck him!! It's on!! I can't wait for the HOH, because I'm going all out to win it so I can send his bitchass home, laughing all the way.

SAY GOODNIGHT JASE

Lydia: Jase and Crazy James got into a ridiculous argument on whose dick is smaller. When I have to, I will side with Jase because out of the houseguests left, he is one of few who can hold a decent conversation and can think for himself [when he is not high though]. Crazy James acts like he is high all the time and I have no idea what that crazy fuck is thinking at all.

The next HOH competition was called “Survey Says…” The Houseguests were divided into 2 teams and faced off in a Family Feud-style game. The winning team would go on to play a Fast Money round. The Houseguests would be given 5 categories and would be awarded points based on how many past Warzone houseguests provided that answer. The winner of Fast Money would be the new HOH.

Roddy: So going into HOH number 4, I was ready to win it. This may be one of the last weeks where I wouldn't have had to make very tough decisions. Well, I would have had to put up Lydia and Chiara, but still.. that wouldn’t be TOO bad because I am not aligned with them.

Jeff and I are currently in two large alliances.

The first is Jase, Kevin, Jordan, Jeff, Roddy. The people I am truly loyal to out of it are Jordan and Jeff. Chima is kinda an add-on, because she is not officially in it but has voted with us week after week.

The other alliance is Renny, James, Jeff and Roddy. This one was made last week. It was kind of made out of necessity in order to keep Jordan around and have someone who was after Jeff leave. Renny is someone I think Jeff and I would both like to work with, but I am skeptical of James. I do not have intentions of bringing him along for the long haul.

Who does that leave me most concerned about winning HOH? Lydia, Chiara and Monica. That's who.

The team of Jeff, Jordan, Jase, and Crazy James dominated the competition.

Roddy: The first team was James-Jase-Jeff-Jordan. I thought, looking at that team, those are a lot of people I wouldn't really mind winning HOH. Then I looked at my team, which was Kevin-Lydia-Monica-Renny-Roddy, and I start thinking. I KNOW I don't want Monica or Lydia to get it. And I kinda trust Renny, but not as much as Jordan or Jeff yet. So after a quick discussion with Jeff, we decide that I must throw it in order to ensure that the other side wins.

After the Fast Money round, Jeff, Jase, and Jordan were tied for first place. For the tiebreaker round, they had 1 minute to name the top 5 past Warzone players with the exception of Sheila, who had already been revealed as the #1 answer. After a close race, Jase became the new HOH.

Kevin: I just wanted to say Jase winning HOH was a blessing from above. He was complaining earlier about how he hasn’t won shit this game. And now he has.

He wants his bff James on the block. Har har. ~sarcarism~ And he is going to put up Chiara as a pawn. I feel kind of bad for Chaira, but she didn't even vote last round. Um, wtf? Oh well, enough for now. I just wanted to do a happy dance for Jase.

Roddy: So I am pretty happy Jase won. We have been allied for a bit now and I don't think that he will forget that when making nominations. He told me that he is considering putting up Chiara against James.

I would be thrilled with those nominations for the mere reason that it means Chiara is on the block. Getting rid of Chiara is a huge goal for me this week. I don't even think Jeff is all that set on it, because Lydia is the bigger threat overall. Why am I so threatened by Chiara? Because she would not hesitate to nominate Jeff and I beside each other. If she lucks into a win somehow it could very likely be over for one of Jeff or me.

Renny: So we get to the HOH and I decide to kind of throw my last buzz in so Jeff's side can win and Lydia won't be HOH. But then Jordan ended up doing really well and I was nervous. I was hoping James would win but Jase ended up winning and wants to nominate James obviously after their fight.

Luckily before HOH Jase and I talked about James/Chiara/Lydia being in an alliance and how the new HOH should target them. Sorry James but your fight made me let your name slip. Forgive me. Anywho so Jase says he wants to put up James and someone who will stay over him. So I suggest that 1 of the 2 girls in his alliance does and that it should be Lydia because she's most likely to win veto and if she did she'd save James or Chiara so it would be best to have her on the block. Hopefully he buys it and the nominees are Lyida/James.

Ideal boot this week will be Lydia. Love her but she got to go.

Lydia: It was nerve wracking the whole competition especially when my group lost and Jeff's was still in it. However Jordan and Jase was giving him a run for his money and were tied till the end. I was happily surprised that they both have some fight in them. When it got to the tiebreaker I swear my heart was beating so hard it could have exploded. THEN JASE WON HoH!!!! <333

Jase is one of the few people who can see through people's bullshit in this game. Since of course I am Jeff's #1 target, Jeff made some lie up that me/Chiara/Russell/James had an alliance going? Nice Jeff. There is no way I would align myself with James, especially when I took Jase's side during their argument. Luckily Jase knows that as long as I am in this game, Jeff will not target him buying him more weeks in the game probably. He told me that I will not be going up and I hope he sticks to his word. He hasn't done me wrong yet. Hopefully I might get a break this week.

At the nomination ceremony, Jase nominated James and Chiara.

Jase: As you can see I have nominated James and Chiara for eviction.

James- You have been sketchy to me since the beginning and when I confronted you about it you handled everything very poorly and when your stupid excuses didn't cut it you started personally bashing me. Well it may have worked on Holly, but it won’t work on me. It'll take more than some pissy dickwads bitching to get me out.

Chiara- You are a nice girl, but we have not seemed to communicate as much as I have with others. I also feel you have a good shot at staying versus James therefore you are in a sense a pawn. But you are also a threat since you had a big part in rallying support for Renny to stay the first week. If you were to leave over James it would not be the end of the world.

Chima: He nominates Chiara and James. STOP! James is someone who I can trust so him being nominated sucks. Chiara however I was happy about her nomination.

Crazy James: Jase nominated me, that prick, but Veto is tomorrow night and I'm breaking out the big guns. That fool's about to get cut, pink man style.

Jamez... out like a motha fucka!

Jordan: I know this is ~crazy~, but I really want to win veto so that Lydia isn’t accidentally backdoored. Also, I think I would prefer for Chiara to go She's lost all interest in this game. For some reason, she thought the game revolved around Russell being in it come on... it’s a GAME and only Week THREE for goodness sake. I had a very hard time with Russ being the replacement too, but I’m still going to play the game. I hate people who act this way. For this alone, I would like to see Chiara gtfo, not James.

Chiara had not moved from her bed once in the past few days. After the nomination ceremony, Jeff went into her room to make sure she was still alive.

Jeff: Looks like we've decided talking to each other is the best thing we can do.
Chiara: Huh?
Jeff: We haven't talked in forever. Good luck on Veto.
Chiara: Who’s nominated?
Jeff: You and James.
Chiara: Eh, I won't be playing Veto.
Jeff: Why not?
Chiara: I don't really care about the game.

With that, Chiara rolled over and fell back asleep.

Jeff: I wish Jase would have put up Lydia and then Chiara would probably not vote again and be removed from the game, while Lydia would leave also. It'd kill 2 birds with 1 stone. I swear, Jase is an idiot.

Kevin: So, Jeff keeps bitching about Lydia not getting nominated. Big deal? Jeffy boy I like you, but you’re starting to get a little over the top with your attitude of it-is-my-way-or-the-highway.

The thing is if Jeff doesn't stop being bossy, Jase is going to backdoor him. I don't know if this will happen or not, but I'm pretty sure we have the votes for it to happen. James would be shocked he stayed or maybe not. I don’t know if people would tell him or not. It would be kind of funny to keep it a big secret and than when James sees results he'd be like

Jase and Lydia discussed the idea of forming a new alliance with Jordan.

Jase: Jeff was like why not Lydia? She’s gonna use the Veeto.
Lydia: I already told you, I will keep nominations the same. Jeff knows everything *rolls eyes* He will probably try to win Veto to take someone off and try to convince you to put me up.
Jase: If he did though, Roddy would go up. I’m dun like threats at awwwwl.
Lydia: Thank God somebody sees it. If Jeff doesn’t get his way, he threatens people and complains.
Jase: He’s like, why isn’t Lydia up. She needs to go? I’m just subborn as hell.
Lydia: We should seriously get something going with some others to keep us safe in the game.
Jase: Umm, yea I’d like to.
Lydia: Then its official. Me and Jase have a secret alliance <3. YAY! haha.
Jase: I looooooove it.
Lydia: It’s brilliant. <333
Jase: Hopefully no one will suspect it. And if Chi Chi doesn’t wanna play it leaves ya needing someone. Would you wanna open this up to Jordan too? She seems to be on the same page as we are.
Lydia: That’s what I was thinking.

Jase (to Jordan): I was talking to Lydia and she like seems to be in the same boat as us. And she wants me, you, her alliance. I figure if we can align with her it’d be a saftey net in case Jeff throws us under the bus.
Jordan: Yeah, for sure. I like Lydia and I was thinking the same thing.
Jase: And Chi Chi is about to be expelled for inactivity.
Jordan: Is she really?
Jase: She dun wanna play nemore.
Jordan: Oh yea, cuz of Russ.
Jase: Mmhmm.
Jordan: I was gonna say she would be good to get on our side, but then again, I hate people like that. It’s just a game.
Jase: Saaame here.
Jordan: He didn’t die.
Jase: If she’s gonna not try cuz of that, she’s no a good ally.
Jordan: Exactly.

Lydia: I knew that I wasn’t the only one that didn't fall for Jeff’s bullshit. Lydia has a new alliance ladies and gentleman! Thank God since everyone that I have aligned with is in the loser’s lounge. The blondes have come together, and Jase, Jordan and myself are going to work together.

That night, Chiara was woken from a nap by a voice on the loudspeaker.

Big Brother: Chiara, please go to the Diary Room.

Chiara yawned and rolled over in bed. 5 minutes later, she was woken up once again.

Big Brother: Chiara, please come to the Diary Room.

Chiara let out a groan, pulled her covers over her head, and fell back asleep. A few minutes later, Chiara heard another voice, and this time it was Chelsbot.

Chelsbot: Chiara, I need you to come to the Diary Room right now. Could you please do that?

Chiara groaned and got out of bed for the first time in 3 days. She made her way to the Diary Room and started to sit down on the couch.

Chelsbot: No need to sit down. You’re going to go out this way.

Chiara let out a sigh of relief as she was escorted out of the house. She had mentally left the game days ago and was glad to be out.

Afterward, the remaining Houseguests gathered in the living room. Chelsbot notified them that Chiara had been removed from the game. With Chiara’s expulsion, the round was considered over. The planned Veto competition for tonight would now be played for HOH, and everyone would be eligible to compete.

Jordan: Lame.

Roddy: Way to make good use of the spot you applied for...

Kevin: Ditto this. Total waste.

Crazy James: Good call host, all of us applied to be in this game and if we aren't going to be active then why bother just sitting around.

Jase: I agree, as much as I want James out of this joint > He deff deserves to be here more than an inactive. Least you didn't get shafted like Alex did. XD

Lydia: It sucks that Chiara lost interest in the game and basically gave up. WHY DO PEOPLE WHO I GET CLOSE TO LEAVE!? Is there like a Lydia curse? I was friends with Alex…GONE. Holly was like my BFF….GONE. Russell was my showmance…GONE. And now Chiara…GONE. If Jase and Jordan are next to leave, then I guess my new strategy is to get close to people I DON’T like.

Roddy: OK, well I have really been hesitating to use the nickname that Amygoddess made for Chiara, which is 'Chi-whore-a'... I just don't think that it applied to our Chiara. But a nickname I AM comfortable using is Chi-bore-a. I guarantee you that had she been on the winning side of things, she would NEVER have pulled this shit. She needs to grow up and get over herself.

It did work out nicely for me, she was the person I wanted out anyways. This way, I did not have to betray Jase to do it .

You were expelled because you just proved how much you suck and never deserved to be here in the first place. You should apologize for wasting all the contestant's time, stealing a spot from Russ and/or Alex and ESPECIALLY Chelsbot for wasting a spot in her epic game on you.

Crazy James: CRAZY JAMES IN DAAAA HOUSE!!! I asked Chiara to quit the game last night for me. I was like, "HEY SKANK, I still wanna be in this game girl. GTFO, run it, run it. I told her I wasn't ready to leave yet and she was totally ready to quit. And then what do you know, she's removed from the game.

TWO FOR TWO PEOPLE!!

Chiara and Holly.

Who's next!? BRIIIIING IT!!! Next week, I'm here. Nothin can stop me.

Jamez, run it run it.

[Chelsbot]

Week 5

Air Force: Kevin Campbell, Roddy Mancuso
Army: James Zinkand, Jeff Schroeder
Coast Guard: Jase Wirey
Marine Corps: Chima Simone, Jordan Lloyd, Lydia Tavera
Navy: Monica Bailey, Renny Martyn


After Chiara’s expulsion, the Houseguests gathered in the backyard to compete for HOH. Before the competition began, they were hit with a shocking announcement.

Crazy James: Thanks for not voting me out guys.
Jordan: It was a hard decision, but ultimately a decision had to be made.
Chelsbot: The HOH competition will begin in just a few moments, but first, I have an announcement to make.
Crazy James: Russell is BACK and he's HOH for the rest of the game =O
Chelsbot: Since Week 1, you have been playing the game in 5 cliques, each based on one of the 5 branches of the military. Tonight, these cliques will come to an end...
Lydia:
Chelsbot: At least as you know them today.
Chima: That's a shockerooni.
Jordan: That IS shocking.
Chelsbot: Earlier tonight, you were randomly regrouped into 5 new branches of 2 members each.
Crazy James: SHIT
Lydia: WOW!
Roddy: omg
Crazy James: If I’M with Jase…
Chelsbot: This time, the Houseguests will not openly know who is in each branch.
Lydia: Wow!
Crazy James: LOOOOOL if I’m with Jase =P
Kevin: OH MY ~shocked~
Chelsbot: It is up to you whether to reveal to your housemates who you are grouped up with or to keep it a secret. If you win HOH, you will not be allowed to nominate your branchmate for eviction, either before or after the Veto ceremony. If you win the Power of Veto, you will be required to use it to save your branchmate, unless you are nominated yourself. Come eviction time, you will not be allowed to vote against your branchmate.
Kevin: ~claps~ Good twist.
Jeff: Wow.
Chelsbot: How long will these new branches last? Stay tuned to find out.
Roddy: So basically it’s like everyone in the military is hooking up with each other?

Each Houseguest was called to the Diary Room and notified of their partner. The new Coast Guard consisted of Jase and Jordan. Monica and Crazy James made up the new Marine Corps. The new Army consisted of Renny and Kevin, the new Navy consisted of Chima and Roddy, and the new Air Force consisted of Jeff and Lydia.

Although the Houseguests were not required to tell who they were paired up with, it did not take long for everyone to figure out the pairs.

Jeff: Okay, I'm going to be honest about my partner, as I think everyone should.. my partner is Lydia. Is anyone else going to share their partner?
Crazy James: Jeff and Lydia, huh?
Jeff: Everyone's going to find out eventually so I just thought I'd be honest.
James: I’LL NEVER TELL =P

Roddy: CHIMA!?!?!? CHIMA!?!?!? I get the super lame, ultra boring partner in this game. I don't think she has even legitimately been a competitor in any challenges. I mean, yeah I think she might have captured a single flag, but think that is literally it.

It is PERFECT for me that Lydia ended up on the same team as Jeff. It means that I can justify keeping Lydia a lot easier to Jeff now. It also means that if we stumble somewhere and Jeff bites the dust I am not left without options, because Lydia and Jordan will hopefully both still be around. That said, I do NOT want Jeff to go, but you gotta consider the different possibilities in this game.

Kevin: This twist pretty much blew my mind. I hated that the cliques were gone because I feel like that means Roddy is gone. I liked talking to him, but he is playing this game for himself I'm pretty sure. Plus, he is close with Jeff and honestly, I just like to make Jeff think I’m close to him, but he is probably starting to see through that. Meh. So, I'm pretty much saying bye to Roddy. Hate that. I don't mind the twist because I love me some Renny any day of the week. Who wouldn't want a ginger, hot momma, darlin' from New Orleans as a secret partner?

Renny: I got Kevin which I can't be upset about, yeah he hasn't won anything but Kevin and I were never in an alliance so that's 1 person I don't have to worry about coming after me because he can't.

Lydia: When Chelsbot announced to us 10 left that there will be secret partners now, I immediately thought that Jeff and I were going to be paired up. Go figure. The two people who have been gunning for each other HARDCORE this whole game are now paired up and cannot nominate nor evict each other. I find it bittersweet. He can't go after me BUT I can't go after him. Great, time to put on my fake smiley face.

Crazy James: Do I like the teams? Hmmm, meh. I kind of do, I just with I was partnered with someone who was actually going to win some shit. Which I'm not. Okay, I think Jeff and Lydia are going to be safe throughout. I can see Monica and Chima leaving soon, as well as myself. Maybe Jordan/Jase will get fucked. Renny and Kevin will prolly be fine.

I'm NOT a team player. And this Marine Corps shit is BOOOOOOOLLLshit. I support none of it. Gimme my Jeff back, it was instant immunity like every week, I loved it!

The HOH competition was called “Flashing Before Your Eyes.” The game was played in 10 rounds. In each round, the Houseguests were shown a series of flashing letters. The letters, once unscrambled, would form a word relating to Big Brother or warfare. The first Houseguest to buzz in and call out an answer would earn a point for that round. If incorrect, that Houseguest would be eliminated. At the end of 10 rounds, the Houseguest with the most points would win.

Jeff ended up dominating the competition, earning 5 points and winning his third HOH of the season. The only other person to score was Jase, who earned 2 points.

Lydia: So when the HOH challenge began I was doing what I never thought I would NEVER do… I was cheering for Jeff somewhat. Because if he won, I would be safe and he could not nominate me. He does win, and its his FIFTH victory in this game so far. That’s right: FIVE WINS! I just wish I could do better at these challenges… it sucks losing… however if there was a bash Jeff challenge. I would take first place.

Kevin: Now we have to sit through Jeff being HOH another week and I have to sit here and kiss ass because that is what I'm good at. Next thing you know, I'll be like Jeff can I massage your feet? (I hate feet) Jeff, Can I feed you McNuggets? (Ew, meat.) Jeff, I'll do whatever you want if you won't nom me. I'll lick the side of Jordan's face if you want.

Anyways, I don't know what Jeff is doing or what he has up his sleeve. He changes his mind a lot and that scares me. Who even knows if The Grilled Cheese Club is around anymore. I have no idea. I mean I talk to all the members still, but that doesn't mean shit. Jeff is being really distant to me and that is a bad freaking sign.

And Jase became Target #1…

Renny: At the end Jase was the only person who had a chance to win it so James/I kind of Buzzed in and made shit up to which no one said anything. So Jeff wins and now it's time to see just how truthful Jeff is with power again. If Jase goes up then great, hopefully the nominees are Jordan/Jase.

If all goes well this week and Jase leaves then I am feeling good cause I have my alliance Jeff/James/Roddy, my partner Kevin and Monica who has been nothing but honest and good to me and I appreciate her. The obvious people I want out of the house are Lydia and Jordan. Basically because I'm not that close to them and don't know what their gameplan is.

Roddy: Jeff is messing with people right now, but I think that he wants Jase and Jordan on the block. He wants to send Jase home, and is putting up Jordan because they are partners.

I am sure that his decision will make waves, if he decides to do it. I don't know where I will end up in the game because of this decision, but he needs to put up someone and I understand the argument that Jase is a threat. I even understand his rationale for putting up Jordan, but I really don't want to see her up. Oh well, you win some, you lose some. I just gotta make sure she stays.

For surviving the vote against Russell, Jordan had been given a secret mission. Because of Chiara’s expulsion, she was given extra time to complete it. Her mission was to come up with a bitchy confessional about a Houseguest chosen by the viewers. Then, she would give her confessional in public and later tell everyone that she forgot she wasn’t in the Diary Room.

The viewers’ vote was a tie between Jeff and Crazy James, so Jordan was allowed to choose. She chose Jeff, but not before notifying him ahead of time about her mission.

Jordan (in the backyard): I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate JEFF

Jeff went to the Diary Room and ratted Jordan out for telling him about her mission. Because the rules stated that Jordan could not tell anyone, she did not pass her mission.

FAILED

After being told that she failed, Jordan immediately knew that Jeff had told on her. To make matters worse, Jeff stabbed her in the back and put her up for Eviction.

Jeff: I have nominated Jase and Jordan. Jase, I don't think it's best for you to be in the game, because you're a loose cannon and I think you may be after me from what people close to you have been telling me. Jordan, you're just a pawn and I know you'll stay. I only nominated you because you're on his team and I know you would have to use the Power of Veto on him if you weren't nominated.

Jordan: So as soon as I saw that I failed my mission, I KNEWWWWW I was gonna be nominated and I had a pretty good feeling it would be against Jase. This fucking SUCKS! All of my allies are leaving and I’m about to cry [fake tears, but the emotions are real!]

I can’t fucking stand Jeff. I really can’t stand his gameplay.

“Oh, I can win every fucking competition so I can be a fucking DICK if I want to.” Go fuck an iguana, you piece of shit. There is no reason to be such an ass! How about you go back to college and learn some goddamn people skills you little shit?!

I HATE all of Jeff's minions. Why don’t they go ahead and write a mini version of the Bible for Saint Jeff?! And have people preach his ways centuries later? I’m gonna flip shit.

After the ceremony, things got heated between Jeff and Jase.

Jase: What the hell have people been telling you?

(Jeff does not respond)

Jase: You could at least not ignore me. Dear Lord.
Jeff: You don't need to get snappy with me. Can you let everything out you've held in from me?
Jase: Like what? -_-
Jeff: I don't want to let out certain specifics as it'd give away who has passed me the information.
Jase: Oh please. You just didn’t have neone to nominate, so ur spewing out BS.
Jeff: I am not spewing out bullshit.
Jase: ‘cuz ur prolly aligned with everyone else.
Jeff: I am not aligned with everyone else. If you want to start a war, I'll be happy to finish it.
Jase: Ohh stop with ur threatening. Ur such a jackass. And ur obviously a retard since u already started one. Didn’t think u were that dense. I’d rather go out now not being one of ur little butt buddy bitches <3
Jeff: Well, do not come here thinking you're going to run the conversation, because that's not how it is going to go.
Jase: I’m not trying to run shit.
Jeff: You're a liar and you're all over the place, I would recommend some therapy classes and maybe a grammar class. I'm sorry if I can't communicate with you effectively or with a nutcase so please learn not to fucking lie to me and to learn your grammar.
Jase: I'm not gonna use proper grammar. Especially against some stuck up asshole. You clearly have nothing else to use against me since arguing against grammar is the dumbest thing to ever use against someone.

After his fight with Jeff, Jase called everyone into the living room and gave an announcement.

Jase: I don't wanna play a rigged game, especially when it is rigged for an autistic cunt like Jeff. So I quit. You can do an HOH, rigg it for Jeff n all and have a ball together.

Crazy James: YAY Bye Jase.

Roddy: Quitters, if you can't handle the heat then don't sign up to stand by the goddamn fire! This is BB WARZONE , it isn't fucking Candyland and you knew that going in! So go enjoy your stay in the Jube Jube Mountains while the rest of us duke it out for the victory in the game that YOU signed up for but were too weak-willed to finish. By the way, attacking the host accomplishes NOTHING except to prove that you are not self-aware enough to figure out where you made your mistakes in the game. Especially when we have such a dedicated and fair host.

Jase stormed into the Diary Room and demanded that the producers let him out. A producer unlocked a side door and Jase made his way out of the building. It was dark and hard to see, so Jase lost his balance, tripped and fell into a puddle of sludge.

With Jase out of the game, the remaining Houseguests were told that they had made it to the jury stage of the game. Jeff’s duties as HOH were now considered over, and Jordan was no longer nominated. Tomorrow, they would compete in a new HOH competition.

Lydia: I am sooo irate right now I can't even think straight and my mind has gone blank. GRRRRR!!!! How in the heck am I supposed to strategize in this game when the people who are supposed to have my back QUIT THE GAME?! I am so sick even thinking about it right now.

Roddy: As predicted there was an explosion. Jeff and Jase duked it out for a bit. But what was not predicted was that Jase would turn out to be a pansy-ass grade A douchebag. Seriously, after he gets nominated after getting beat FAIR AND SQUARE in an HoH, all of a sudden the game is rigged? Ugh get over yourself Jase. I may be bitchy with a lot of people for seemingly trivial reasons, but for the most part that is kinda for fun. The one thing that legitimately bugs me is when people quit these games because they are losing. Pathetic.

Crazy James: This game is going SO well for me!!! Seriously, okay, here's what I've done in this game...

- Bitched out Holly to no ends, and got her to quit the game.
- Asked Chiara to quit the game, telling her she was contributing nothing and should just leave, and then she gets ejected.
- Threatened Lydia, who stupidly FORGAVE me, lolwut?
- Declared legit WAR on Jase, and now he finally BROKE saying he wouldn't, and he's just quit the game. Fucking awesome!
- Lied to the entire cast about pretty much everything, and no one's really caught me yet.

Somehow I keep expecting the worst in this game, and even though I'm being the BIGGEST dickhead ever, things keep working out for good ole' Craaaazy James somehow. I'm finding it freaking hilarious. BRING ON THE COOKIE DOUGH!!

While the Houseguests were still gathered in the living room, Jordan decided that it was time to call Jeff out.

Jordan: I’m glad to know that 99% of you let Jeff treat you like his little bitch. Sometimes, I did it too.. you know, so the big bad competition whore doesn’t target me OH NO! I’m scareddddd. Anyways, fuck that! When you are nominated on eviction night, the person who stays gets a secret mission. You gotta complete a task in order to receive the prize! Jeff knew about it I wonder from who As soon as he won HOH and I congratulated him, first thing he said, "What was your task?" He knew about it, I knew he knew about it and I feared [lame] that he would nominate me if I wouldn’t. What he decided to do with it is not only nominate me, but also tell on me for something he basically blackmailed me into telling him.

Crazy James: Am I the last in this game to not hear about these secret missions?? Jordy, he may have manipulated you but there's no rule saying you can't. Just take it like a champ and fight back or something. I'm sure you can handle Jeff; he's just one man.

Jordan: Um, I didn’t say he wasn’t allowed to manipulate and I wasn’t whining over it either. I could care less about the damn prize. I told someone about it, I don’t deserve to have it. I’m totally fine with that... but it’s quite sad that Jeff's got 99% of this cast wrapped around his little finger and each one of them is thinking they are his #1 when in fact, he will switch it up week after week and every single one of them is a nobody to him. If you don’t see that, then you're just playing for any other place other than first.

Jeff: No one's my minions. I just happened to like certain people in this house, and it's your fault you showed me the mission.. so don't even get started about yelling about me because Jase your #1 ally left the house, he was too weak to fight back and that's all his fault you have nothing to be mad at me about. Are you pissed that I didn't nominate James, Renny or Chima? Why are you complaining about the dumbest shit ever? You should just DOR too, because I bet you're going to cry when someone else leaves, too. It's funny how you wanted James, Renny and others out because of Jase and now that he's out and quit like a bitch you're here to act all big and bad.. you have a lot of bark, but no bite.

Jordan: Uh... no. I have nothing against James, Renny or Chima, so don’t put words in my mouth. Jase wasn't my #1 ally, Mr. Psychologist, but good try. It is obvious you are leading some sort of cult and I’m just trying to somehow shed some light on the matter. Success is irrelevant. I'm bored of pretending to be one of them.

Jeff: Jase was your #1 ally followed by Kevin and you know that Jordan, so stop lying to these people. You have wanted Renny, Chima and James gone obviously. You've told me many times... You're mad that Jase left and you feel because you've been this fake bitch that maybe this will help save you. Why would Renny, Chima and James not go after you? You were the one backing Jase up and wanting James out.. followed by Renny being the replacement. I wasn't, however. You were also pissed Chiara got kicked out.. what does that tell everyone? You're a filthy liar and you should stop spewing your nasty lies to everyone and admit you want them gone!

Jordan: Renny and I spoke after anything I had said about her and cleared things up and if it wasn't obvious that you're making this shit up now, it is now. You're fucking pathetic. It's funny how you seem to make all these assumptions. Tell us Jeff, how do you happen to come to all these conclusions? Is this your big bad game? Get people who dislike you to quit? No strategy besides the ability to win a competition. Good game buddy.

Jeff: I'm making up shit? You obviously HAVE been against Renny if you had to talk to her about it, and that obviously didn't stop you because you've been doing it time and time again. Why don't you win an HOH and nominate James, Renny or Chima yourself and stop trying to have people who like them... try and nominate them. You're pathetic. You should quit. You're the one being a bitter little baby about everything that has happened. Aren't you cool, Jordo. I'm sure your fat ass self couldn't last two weeks from sitting on the couch all day. If you would like to continue battling I'm ready.

Jordan: Uh, no. If I win HOH, the only person who is nominated without a shadow of a doubt is YOU. Just so you know, I actually speak to these people you think are my "enemies." I know you think your leash is super tight, but I guess somewhere along the line, you lost control.

Jeff: I never said I had control over you? I liked you as a person but when you got nominated because you were targeting people I would like to call my "friends" or people I like to talk to... you got PISSED. So stop acting like you're all big and bad now, you're all talk.

Jordan: Oh yea? Is that what it is now? It isn't that I was your "pawn" to get rid of Jase? keep your stories straight. Unfortunately, you're not as good of a liar as you'd like people to think!

Jeff: You're pretending I control anyone. That's bullshit. And then people tell me that everyone in the game is talking shit about me? That's fine if they are because at least I know I have their back and I put my differences aside. You Jordo... are just a low life who goes to lowest low just to hopefully squirm your way back into the game. It's funny because you NEVER wanted Renny and them in this game and now you're here trying to kiss their asses. Get over yourself!

Lydia: NOBODY else should quit this game. Chelsbot has put a lot of work into this game and it certainly shows. So please let’s show respect to her and lets get on with this game the WAY IT SHOULD BE PLAYED.

Jeff: I did want Jase gone, but you're still after people I like in this game, which I don't like. I would rather last to the end with people I like and are good competition then take pathetic people like you who suck ass at competitions and talking to. You're nothing but fake. You're not a good liar either Jordo and I never lied in here, so I find you utterly... pathetic. When Chiara got expelled you thought it was lame.. because Jase didn't get out James, correct? You wanted James out because you and Jase were an obvious pair in this game. Once I won HOH you then tell me everything, sucking up correct? Fishy, fishy, fishy. Can I buy you a real personality or anything? It'd be a pleasure.

Jordan: "Lame" was about her, you dumbass.

Jeff: Liar, you said lame about the situation. Why would it be lame that she got removed?

Jordan: She got removed because of her being INACTIVE... hence: LAME. Sucking up? I've been sucking up to you the moment you used that P.o.V. on Roddy, you idiot!! I’ve been fake with you EVER SINCE.

Jeff: You obviously have been fake with everyone it seems and if you were being fake.. why did you show me out of everyone the secret power task? Exactly, and then you say "someone told Jeff about it... *rolls eyes*" Who is this someone you were referring to? Lydia or Renny, it has to be one of them. Why don't you grow some balls and stick up for what you've said. Why would it be lame if she got removed from being inactive? I don't get your reasoning to try and make shit up, just admit it. You wanted James gone.

Jordan: I showed it to you because you already knew about it. You are SOOOOOOOOOO dense! She was LAME for being inactive. My God, it doesn't take a fucking rocket scientist to understand. Jesus!

Jeff: Why would you show me the task if the host asked you not to? Aren't you breaking the rules of the game? Density is used in Science, not something that should explain characteristics. You knew you wanted Jase's target James to leave and now you're denying it.

Jordan: No, I didn't break any rules. I just didn't get the prize, you dumbfuck. Don't quit your day job. You'd make a terrible lawyer.

Jeff: Am I being a lawyer right now? I don't think so. I am just stating the facts. I don't bring personal life about jobs on here like you do. I can separate the two, you can't. And I can see why you lost the grammar veto.

Jordan: Oh, but you bring in personal shit like calling people "fat asses" then? Hypocrite.

Jeff: You brought in the personal shit too, so I just assumed you were a fat ass who has no life trying to call me out.

Jordan: And the only reason you even won that grammar veto was because you asked me to give you everything I've done. And if that's against the rules, oops to me, but even bettttttter... OOPS2YOU.

Jeff: I was being smart and making sure I didn't have the same answers as you. You had many mistakes.

Jordan: What the fuck are you trying to accomplish here exactly? You spell better than me, therefore everyone should continue to follow you like you're some sort of saint?

Jeff: Everyone isn't following me like I'm a saint, so stop acting like these people are sheep because they're not. I just get along with them which is why I wouldn't nominate them, do you have a problem with that?

Jordan: I have 0 problem with that.

Jeff: Then stop bitching.

Crazy James: That was a good fight

With the house in turmoil, who will become the new Head of Household? And who will be the next person to leave the Big Brother house? Find out on the next episode of Big Brother Warzone 3.

[Chelsbot]

Week 6

Air Force: Jeff Schroeder, Lydia Tavera
Army: Kevin Campbell, Renny Martyn
Coast Guard: Jordan Lloyd
Marine Corps: James Zinkand, Monica Bailey
Navy: Chima Simone, Roddy Mancuso


After their blowup, Jeff checked in with Jordan to see where the two of them stood.

Jeff: Hi Jordo.
Jordan: Hello.
Jeff: My new arch nemesis?
Jordan: I guess. :-\
Jeff: I was just seeing if you still didn't like me.
Jordan: Just for the record... if I dislike you, it's only got to do with the game… so don't take anything personally.
Jeff: I don't take anything personally. I just find it funny how you're upset with me when I clearly haven't wanted you out, but that's fine. You can think that. People have wanted you gone, and Roddy and I have helped you stay, just like when Russell left, instead of you... But nope, you don't believe me.
Jordan: I don't see how you don't see it. You nominated me.
Jeff: I know, but I knew you were safe. Like if I went up, I would be gone. You stayed, and I helped you stay against Russell. You would have left without my help. It's fine if you don't like me Jordo, I've done nothing but have the best interest of you.
Jordan: You also manipulated me into telling you about my task.
Jeff: I never manipulated you, Jordan.
Jordan: Yeah you did. You made me feel uncomfortable and made me feel like if I didn’t tell you, it meant I wasn’t trusting you.
Jeff: I never stated the fact that if you didn't tell me I wasn't going to trust you. Where did you ever get this idea?
Jordan: That's the point of manipulation. You don't have to say it, it’s about how you make the other person feel.
Jeff: Jordan, I think it's bullshit that you feel I manipulated you.
Jordan: I don't know what you want me to say to that :-\ I said congrats on HOH and the first thing you asked was if I got the task yet... so yeah, I felt backed up into a corner, especially since I knew you knew I got one.
Jeff: That's fine if you don't like me anymore. I just think it's ridiculous and then saying I have all these sheep? Please name my sheep I have.
Jordan: I’m not naming anyone, because I have NOOOO clue.
Jeff: Then why are you saying I have sheep?
Jordan: I’m not getting into this with you, sorry :-\
Jeff: So I guess our relationship in this game is now over? That’s fine.

Jordan: Jeff is so damn transparent. I know what he's doing It's so obvious he is trying to make me name his sheep so he can run around telling people, just like the liar that he is. Ugh.

The HOH competition was called “To the Letter.” The Houseguests were given an image with several letters blended into it. After finding as many letters as possible, the Houseguests had to form the 4 longest words possible. The game would be played in 4 rounds. In Round 1, the 3 Houseguests with the shortest words would be eliminated, leaving 6 players. In Round 2, the 6 players would be reduced to 3. Then, in Round 3, the 3 remaining players would be knocked down to 2. In the final round, the Houseguest with the longer word would become the new HOH.

Lydia: I knew this game would be educational. I learn something new each day in the BB Warzone house. For example during the HOH challenge I got to create the word: Triskaidekaphobia. Never in my life have I ever heard this word but according to the dictionary it means "fear or a phobia concerning the number 13". I guess they can make up any word for any fears out there. We do live in America god dam it.

Finding all the letters in the picture was not a problem for me. It was creating the words. That’s where my problem occurred. I swear after looking at all those letters it seemed like I was looking at some symbols from ancient Egypt. And whenever I would have a really good long word, I would always be missing a letter.

I just pray that either myself, Jeff, Jordan or maybe Roddy wins HOH. Which is possible because Chima, James or Monica don't seem like people who use big words often in their vocabulary. I am a little skeptical about Renny winning. She didn't nominate me when she was HOH while people were telling her to put me up as a replacement, but I don't have a clue what’s going through that woman's brain now.

The final round came down to Roddy and Jordan. With the word "Polytetrafluoroethylenes," Roddy took the win.

Roddy: OMG I LOVED the challenge. Finally, I have something concrete to show for the effort I am putting into this game. I totally dominated everyone from what I could tell. After 3 Jeff HOHs, a Renny HOH and a Jase HOH, Roddy is finally in control around here. And he is safe until final 8 for sure.

Up until this point in the game I have been playing a pretty damn shady game, and I have been able to accomplish a fair amount, but it has mostly been from the sidelines. Winning the HOH really upped the anti for me. Having HOH at the beginning of the jury phase really sets things into motion – I am very happy to be safe right now.

This week is already reeking of success for Roddy.

Jeff: I worked with Roddy and he had humongous words, and a long one at the end. We were going to send in the same words, but we decided not to because of tie reasons. It would benefit us to send in different words with the same amount of letters, though. My last word was “a”, which I thought would be hilarious at the end, but we didn't get to see it because I sent Round 2 and 3 in the wrong order and stupid Jordan actually did well. I find it hilarious how she did well though, and then she tried to go against me? Do you not know I'm controlling things around here Jordan, and if you're going to go against me you'll be gone sooner than later!

Renny: Roddy just won HOH, and I am hoping Roddy sticks to the alliance and he nominates Lydia.

Lydia: Roddy told me that he probably will not nominate me and I believe him to an extent. I do think he wants me around because him and I have very good conversations and we share a lot of ideas in the game. However, I am worried that other people will sway his decision and I might see the nomination chair this week. Let's hope that he will be a big boy and make his own decisions for himself. Because taking me out will not really help his game. If I win HOH, his key would be one of the keys pulled first because I don't want him to leave this game. This game is getting down to the wire and you will need people who will have your back, not just hiding behind it.

Now that he was in control, Roddy set his sights on eliminating a pair.

Roddy: I am kinda sitting in a place where I am going to have to begin to draw battle lines. I am the first person to send someone to the jury house, so this week is gonna have a lot of implications for me down the line. I am gonna piss someone off no matter what I do. Great.

The people who I absolutely will not nominate this week are Jeff, Lydia, Jordan and Chima (obviously). The first three are the people I get along with best. The last is the person I literally have no relationship with, but can't nominate. That means that my nominations are going to come from a pool of Kevin, Monica, James and Renny. In reality I would really rather not nominate Renny. I think my best shot is to nominate Monica and James because they are supposed to be a couple. That is the justification that I will use, anyways.

Monica is someone I basically have no relationship with. James is sketchy, and as much as he wouldn't be my number one choice to get rid of, he would be option number 2 or 3 after Monica. So if he goes he goes. He is just fake and annoying.

Jeff: It’s time to split up another group (clique). We're doing this because it helps secure two votes for us in case we're up. Roddy and myself would keep each other and our clique member, making two. If we eliminate the others they automatically don't get someone's vote, and we have a higher chance of survival than anyone else in the house, so it's exciting!

Kevin: So, when I saw Roddy got HOH I was excited. I thought "HAY THIS IS GOOD." But now it is kind of looking sucky. Like Roddy might not realize it, but I've actually said a lot of good things in the DR about him. I actually trust him, but now, I'm guessing I can thank Jeff for him not trusting me. Which actually makes me kind of upset. I mean I get that a lot of people might want to take Jeff to the end just because of how hated he is in the game and what a challenge whore he is, but ughhhhhh.

dfjlgkjkadjkljfsjaklddddd. Ew, I'm actually getting butthurt about this. Gross. I'm such a girl. It’s like the more he talks the worse it makes me feel. Oh well.

If Veto gets used, I'm going up. Total ew situation. I think that James and Monica are probably going up and I really didn't want to lose either of them. Monica is someone I trust and James is just like the life of the party now. I know a lot of people don't like James, but he makes me laugh and he calls me fishface.

At the nomination ceremony, the 2 Marine Corps members found themselves on the chopping block.

Roddy: I have nominated Monica and James. Monica, I am sorry to do this to you because you haven't really moved against me and I don't think we have a negative relationship, but I feel like we barely have a relationship at all. And that is a pretty big deal by jury time. James, I know this nomination is gonna have a sting to it. But unfortunately the way the game is set up, the divisions are incredibly important at this stage. If you won Veto you would HAVE to use it to change my nominations, and if you didn't you wouldn't even have control of your own vote this week. I know you probably don't see that as a very big deal, but as HOH the perspective is very different.

Monica: Well, it’s nice to see that I’m randomly the target this week. Good luck to me and anyone who would use Veto to save me this week.

Crazy James: I guess I understand where you're coming from, Roddy. It's just hard for me to want to believe what you're saying since you just nominated me Anyway, it's all cool, just keep me safe this week and I'll forgive you.

Monica: So, I’m nominated. Thought this would've happened a long time ago. But I knew if Roddy won, he would come after me. That's fine. Being nominated against such a flamboyant character might not be a bad thing. I don't necessarily feel like I am capable of making that much of an impact on this game anyway. But I’m not gonna give up. Let's see what I can do.

Crazy James: I was nominated by the little fucker most commonly known as Roddy the bitchass mofo. So much for the Final 4 of me, Roddy, Jeff, and Renny? Like, really!? I hate little fuckers like this that pretend to be on your side only to nominate you the next week being like "oh you're a pawn."

I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S THE PAWN, BITCH!!! You're done!

Renny: So Roddy nominated Monica and James, with him wanting Monica to leave and James is up there so he can say that if James wins Veto he won't be forced to save Monica....um if you nominated Kevin and said that to me I'm tell you to shut the fuck up. If we're all aligned, don't you think it would be easier to say...hey James don't try in veto...BOOM and done?

Roddy: I nominated Monica and James, and I haven't even really received backlash from it yet.

My rationale in my nomination speech was spot on and exactly what the house needed to hear. But it is not really why I nominated those two – the reason is that I am trying to break up a division. If either Monica or James leaves I will be happy. If one gets Veto, and one of Kevin or Renny leaves, I am just as happy. So as you can tell this week is a victory for me no matter what. I just want to ensure that Jeff, Lydia, Chima and I are the only people with the protection of a division.

It has also been nice that I haven’t had to pressure anyone for votes because I really don’t care. It makes it seem like I am not using people for their vote. But if your name isn’t Jeff, Jordan or Lydia then I am 100% using you for your vote.

The Veto competition was called “Going Once, Going Twice…” The Houseguests would participate in a silent auction. The Houseguests were each given 100 Big Brother bucks. Whoever bid the highest unique dollar amount on an item would win that item. Each item had either a positive or negative point value. If a Houseguest won an item, he or she would also earn or lose the specified point value. Items that would hinder their game would earn them points, while helpful prizes will subtract points from their score.

For -3 points, the first item was the ability to nullify a vote at the upcoming eviction. For -5 points was an advantage in the next HOH competition. A mystery item would cost them 7 points. For -9 points was a Silver Power of Veto that could only be used the following round. The owner could not use it on his or herself, but could use it to remove someone else from the block. For -11 points was the ability to “cryogenically freeze” one’s self for the next round. The winner of this prize would be immune next round, but would not be able to vote or participate in competitions.

To gain 3 points, Houseguests could bid on laughing gas. For the remainder of the round, the owner of the laughing gas would not be able to speak. He or she would only be allowed to laugh. For 5 points, the next item would force the person who won it to give up their vote the next time they were eligible to vote. For 7 points, the Houseguests could bid on giving up their right to play Veto the following week. For 9 points was a penalty vote the next time the winner went on the block. Finally, for 11 points, Houseguests could bid on a penalty nomination for the following round.

Roddy devised a plan to ensure that himself, Jeff, Lydia, and Jordan got all the prizes.

Roddy: The plan is that I offer three people complete safety for the week, and between the four of us, each of us bids 100 on one particular item. We ignore the vote nullification entirely. Now I know this seems like a kind of obvious plan, but there is a subtle beauty to it.

First of all, the potential prizes fit perfectly for the four people I wanted to align with anyways (Jordan, Jeff and Lydia). Jeff and Lydia are both completely comfortable with a Lydia HOH, so it only makes sense that she takes the challenge advantage. Also, Jeff and I have promised to help her in the HOH, in order to secure her the position. Jeff is gonna go for the Silver Power of Veto so that he could potentially use it on me if Lydia went haywire. And I am going for the SECRET BOX! OMG I want a power SO BAD!

I still need to get Jordan on board. I don’t see why she would decline the idea, because if the plan succeeds, then she is guaranteed final 7– we are gonna try and get her the cryogenic freeze thing. But she might not want to work with Jeff. I will have to work my magic.

Lydia (to Roddy): Got a game plan? I think it would be good if we worked together.
Roddy: Yeah, I do... I think I have a pretty good one, actually. But one thing about it is it requires collaboration of more than 2. So, I have to ask you, would you be willing to work with Jeff and Jordan on this?
Lydia: Yeah, me and Jordan are cool. Plus Jeff is my partner.
Roddy: So, what I think we should do, is one of us bids 100 on each of the last four items. Jordan on freeze because she feels insecure not having a partner, Jeff on silver, me on mystery, you on HOH.
Lydia: Yeah that works out for me. I really want to win HOH at some point and you three will be for sure safe. So Jeff is cool with that plan? I hope Jordan and him can put aside their differences.
Roddy: I will explain to Jordan that yeah, you don't like Jeff, but you are probably getting a free week out of this. She is smart. She will see it I think.
Lydia: I don't think the other four will see it. They know that I don't get along with Jeff that well, and they won’t see Jeff and Jordan working together after their blowout.

Lydia: One thing you can expect in the Big Brother Warzone house is that anything is possible. Who would have funk that me, Roddy, Jordan and Jeff would work together in this challenge? Especially Jordan and Jeff after their huge "blowout."

I don't trust Roddy that much because of him being aligned with Jeff, but the thing is that Roddy has control if me or Jordan goes up as the replacement, and if he can promise that we don't leave this week, then I am game. I can play nice with Jeffrey the creep, hopefully Jordan can as well.

The plan is that I go after the HOH prize [which I was going to do anyways because I want HOH. Bad.] Roddy will go after the "mystery prize" [which is good because Jeff can't get his greasy hands on it] Jeff will go after the Silver PoV [which is not that great because he cant save himself, so that works out] and Jordan will go after the "Freeze" prize which basically means she has a pass to the final 7.

Lydia (to Jordan): What do you think of the plan? Roddy seems to want us safe this week, plus Jeff doesn’t get the mystery box. I wanted to talk to you first before we agreed on anything.
Jordan: I’m just upset because I hate the idea of doing anything Jeff related. Jeff is a reallllly dirty player and I wouldn’t put anything past him. It sucks… but I’ll do it.
Lydia: I know. I was like...crap that means I have to semi work with Jeff. But actually it was Roddy's idea, and this way we KNOW that Jeff will not get the mystery power.
Jordan: Jeff is so weird, by the way.
Lydia: I know. I said Week 1 in the Diary Room he reminds me of a stalker that has multiple personalities. He gives off a weird vibe. Every conversation is awkward. There is seriously something wrong with him in his personal life. I just have this feeling. DON’T TELL HIM WHERE YOU LIVE, he seems like one of those people.
Jordan: Oh my God, I know. I would never. He seems like the type to find you on Facebook and like post your pics everywhere. He’s so damn scary.
Lydia: Exactly, I’m trying to think of a creepy character in a movie or TV show. Just one of those guys that hang out in the dark and watch people hang out. And like make voodoo dolls… Collect stray hairs. Okay, I’m creeping myself out ‘cuz who knows, it could be true.
Jordan: Jesus. I really dislike him.

Jordan: I don't trust Jeff further than I can throw him. I wish to God that he gets voted out soon. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Why do I still like Roddy? Anyways, I’m gonna play by Roddy's rules, but I don't trust it for a minute, not cuz of Roddy, but because of Jeff.

In order to ensure that he won the Mystery item with his bid of $100, Roddy lied to Renny and told her that he and another person had already bid $100.

Renny (to Roddy): I was talking to Jeff trying to get this Veto figured out. He wanted to bid on the silver veto, I was going to bid on the mystery prize.
Roddy: Well, I think it is still up for grabs, but not if you use a bid of 100. I am kinda annoyed about that. *eyeroll*
Renny: Who has bid on it, do you know?
Roddy: Well I bid on it, but I have since found out that I am not the only person that bid 100 on it.
Renny: Do you know if anyone bid 99?
Roddy: No, I don’t. I haven’t heard of anyone doing that yet.

Renny: I bet $98 on the Mystery Box because I heard that more than 1 person bid $100 on it and I figured $99 is the next highest, but if anyone else bid that, the best I can do is tie and nullify so I went with $98 in case more than one person bet $99, and if no one else bid $99 then it is hopefully mine anyway. I'm hoping it's a secret mission or anything with the powers ‘cause I have a feeling no one has gotten any of them yet.

After finding out that Chima and Jordan had both bid $100 on the Freeze item, Jeff decided to go against Roddy’s plan. He split his money between the freeze item, the Silver Veto, and the Nullify Vote.

Jeff: Originally I was just going to place a bet for $100 on the Silver Veto. Some people might think it was dumb at the time because I couldn't use it on myself, but this way I knew if Roddy and I were nominated against each other we could both possibly be off the block, how wonderful! I also talked with people and most people went for the freeze. Roddy told me Jordan spent all her money on it and Chima told me the same. I figured their bids would cancel out each other, so I went ahead and placed a bid on it because I knew I would get the Silver Veto regardless.

When the results were announced, Crazy James won the Power of Veto with 15 points. The Houseguests were privately notified of what they had won. James won the laughing gas, gave up his vote, and gave up his right to play for next week’s Veto. Monica had taken the penalty nomination for next week for 11 points. Jeff had made it big, winning the freeze item, the Nullify Vote, and the Silver Veto. Roddy got the Mystery item, and Lydia won the HOH bonus.

Crazy James: THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!!!!

WOOOOOO!!!!! That's right! I WON VETO MOTHA FUCKAAAA!!! I've got laughing gas until tomorrow night, whatever. I can't vote, whatever again. And I can't play in the Veto next week, kind of annoying, but whatever. LOL LOL LOL LOL *shit* laughing gas is getting to me. JAMEZZZ is the kinggg!! Unstoppable. Forever.

Roddy, Lydia, and Jordan were upset by Jeff’s betrayal.

Jeff (to Jordan): Win anything nice?
Jordan: Yeah. Rainbows and unicorns.
Jeff: I’m sorry, Jordo.

Jordan: I just have to laugh at this point. It's kind of hilarious how stupid everyone is... INCLUDING ME. Jesus. Where do you find jerks like these?

Lydia (to Roddy): Did you win your prize?
Roddy: Yes, I did.
Lydia: I did as well. I wonder if James got all the negative prizes.
Roddy: I don't really know what to think about this, but Jeff got the cryogenically frozen one because he bid 1 on all the prizes apparently. I am just frustrated.
Lydia: Jordan is really mad.
Roddy: I figured she would be.
Lydia: Why in the heck did he do that? We all agreed to go with the plan.
Roddy: I know, it sucks. I am not looking forward to talking to Jordan. I really didn’t think Jeff was gonna pull that move, and I legitimately meant it when I told her what I was thinking.
Lydia: I don't think she is mad at you. But she told me that she wasn’t surprised that Jeff did this.

Lydia: Fucking Jeff. If he lied to Roddy about going with the plan, he is a piece of shit because Roddy has been with him since Day 1. I expected him to give me and Jordan the shaft, but not Roddy... unless Roddy knew about it. I don't know what to believe right now. Roddy could be lying to me as well and if he is, I will butcher his ass. Hopefully the plan was sincere and just Jeff fucked it up. I expected it from him, but not Roddy.

I was supposed to win the HOH Bonus, which I did. Roddy was supposed to win the Mystery Prize, which he did. Jordan was supposed to win the Freeze Prize but Jeff had somebody bid on it as well, and he only bid a buck and he got it as well as the Silver Veto, and the nullify vote. Fucking prick. I feel so bad for Jordan because I promised her this plan will work.

Jeff: I end up getting the freeze item.. hilarious. I then tell Roddy and he was pissed, because he thought there was one less person playing Head of Household with him to keep us safe, which is true, but he also thought the Silver Veto couldn't be used while being "frozen" in the game. I explained to him that I could definitely use it when I was frozen and he then backed down. It was hilarious watching Roddy become so paranoid. I love the guy, but he just needs to stop analyzing everything. His brain probably hurts, hehe.

At the Veto ceremony, Crazy James lived to fight another day…

Crazy James: Me and some random other dude just played naked chess for hours, discussing what I should do with my totally awesome Veto. After I pulled a crazy move on him ( ) and got a checkmate, it was settled...

I've decided......

to not use my veto!

ON Monica OHHHH IM SO SILLY

Therefore, I choose to use the super sexy pink Veto on my super sexy pink self!!

Sorry I kinda fucked up your plan Roddy, but "safety first" man. And I wanted safety! You gotta nominate someone else now. Crazy Jamez... out! This veto ceremony is adjourned motha fuckaaaas!!!

Roddy: LOL at James declaring the veto ceremony as adjourned when I had yet to pick a replacement nominee.

Congrats James on your veto win! Obviously I would never ask you not to use the Veto on yourself, so congrats on guaranteeing your safety. Have fun with that laughing gas... I hear its some good shit. Well, obviously I have to pick a veto replacement at this point. It was not an easy decision, but I see no reason to hold up the entire house once I have made up my mind. The person I pick to pick to replace James is... *drumroll*

KEVIN! I am sorry Kev-o. I really do like you, but I gotta make the move that is right for my game on a strategic level, and unfortunately sometimes that conflicts with emotional feelings about players. I think you have a pretty good chance of surviving, but regardless, best of luck.

And with THAT the Nomination Ceremony is adjourned (for real this time.)

Crazy James: LOL

Monica: I pretty much know that I am the target this week. And it sucks to be next to Kevin. I won the auto-nomination thing for next week and I don’t have anyone now. So Lydia, Jeff, Jordan, and Chima. I ask that you vote to keep me in this game. It’s best for your game to have someone who is going to be automatically nominated next round and who doesn’t have an army behind them. It’s no shade towards Kevin, but he is a likeable guy with people behind him. Make the best strategic move and vote him out.

Kevin: So, um, k. I don't trust anyone in this game, but of course Jordan. Other than that everyone else really sux. Well, James is kind of cool too, but yeah. So, let’s start with Roddy - Um, we were supposed to be allies. I don't know how many times I asked him if we were good with each other. Well, not a lot, but yeaaa. Basically, someone I had high on my rankings totally just ragged all over me. Something I probably wouldn't have done to him. He probably has a dumb motive for it too. Now, onto Monica. Someone else I had high on my rankings list. Totally trying to get me voted out now. Someone who said multiple times they didn't want to be in the game really? Um, yeah, kind of redic if you ask me. If I ever said that it was probably strategic. Oh brother. I'm just ready to either be voted out or staying in the game.

Despite Monica’s plea, she was still the house’s target.

Jordan: There is just no way I am going to evict Kevin. I am pretty sure that Jeff is gonna want Kevin gone and will nullify Renny's vote. I would like to think Lydia will evict Monica, not Kevin... but I don't know :-\ I just don't want to get involved in campaigning, because I still want Monica on my side if she stays. If anyone asks, I’m just gonna deny deny deny deny.

Renny: Monica will probably be leaving. Am I happy about that? Absolutely not. But am I going to fight against it and go after Kevin the person who is now my partner? No. Plus I don't want to ruffle feathers, but Roddy/Jeff totally used this week to first try and take away power from James by getting rid of his partner, and when he saved himself my partner goes up. When if we really were going by threats to our alliance Jordan/Lydia would probably be the bigger ones.

Am I going to call them out on it? Only if I want to die soon. Right now I am playing obedient servant until I can strike and kill. But next week Jeff is frozen, and taking out Roddy and leaving Jeff to kill me would also be stupid, but it's getting to the point in the game where I am running out of competitions and people to get rid of someone like Jeff. I really need to do it as soon as possible, and if I keep losing allies like Monica, it's going to get harder and harder. But I think should Kevin/Me/Jordan win an HOH competition our target would be Jeff. The problem is beating Jeff is a rather difficult task. I am going to do it. Watch me.

Jeff: Monica told me a plea to stay was she had a penalty nomination, but that doesn't really matter to us... so she'll still go. I talked to Kevin and made him feel really comfortable, which I think is going to help my game, and I also am trying to get Jordan back on my side, but that may never happen. She plays too emotionally. The upside is Monica has told me I am running everyone in the game and walking over everyone and she highly respects me. That should help me out a lot, because I think if she leaves and I make the finals I could have her jury vote. I just need to make the finals... I have a chance, I may be a threat though. Only time will tell.

When it came time to vote, Chima voted to keep Monica.

Chima: I vote to Evict Kevin.

…but Chima’s vote was canceled, and everyone else voted to evict Monica from the game.

Jeff: Kevin... he's so quiet it seems and under the radar. It's hard to hold a conversation with him because it becomes awkward and he's interested in the weirdest shit! I really think he has a strong social game by talking with everyone, definitely a non threat in challenges and someone that could be a goat in the end. Someone I could control once Jordan is gone which will be awesome to see.

Monica annoyed the shit out of me. She fucked up my plans Week 1 and tried to think she was going to run some shit. Funny how.. Alex, Holly, Russell and Chiara left right after that. Dumb bitch.

I vote to evict… Monica.

Also the vote I'm canceling is someone I think will vote to keep Monica, so the person's vote I have chosen to cancel is...Chima.

And with James unable to cast a vote, Monica was sent packing by a vote of 4-0, making her the first member of the jury.

[Chelsbot]

Week 7

Air Force: Jeff Schroeder, Lydia Tavera
Army: Kevin Campbell, Renny Martyn
Coast Guard: Jordan Lloyd
Marine Corps: James Zinkand
Navy: Chima Simone, Roddy Mancuso


Kevin was happy that he had survived the vote over Monica, but he was not surprised…

Kevin: K, basically this week I ended up staying. Heck yes. Okay, I knew I was staying over Monica. Sorry Monica. I mean I liked her a lot, but I've made myself look so weak and useable in this game, that is why I'm staying.

Key Number One to my strategy: Always be likeable (strong bonds)
Key Number Two to my strategy: Always come off as weak.
Key Number Three to my strategy: If you have to throw challenges, throw them.


So, yahhhhhhhhhh. Dat is all.

Lydia could not believe that they had only just now reached the jury stage of the game.

Lydia: Monica was evicted and she became the first member of the jury of seven. Gosh, I can't believe we just reached the jury stage, because it seems like we have had more evictions. But that’s probably because I have been evicting people left and right in my head. If somebody annoys me or pisses me off... I just evict them in my head. I probably have evicted Jeff in my head about a hundred times... and they have all been bloody and painful.

Roddy was happy that things had gone his way once again…

Roddy: So I have to say that Monica leaving was the best possible outcome for me. She is the person that I felt like I had the worst relationship of everyone in the house that I had the option of targeting. I knew that she would never really be interested in working with me, so as far as I was concerned she HAD to go.

Oh that reminds me about her dumbass claim that her nomination came from nowhere... BITCH PLEASE! It came from your shitty ass social game! You didn't even manage to get a vote. The ONLY memorable interaction we had like all game was when you singlehandedly took me out of HOH #3 which resulted in my nomination from a player you dramatically helped in the challenge. So ya you were a target of mine. But at least you didn't DOR .

In terms of where I am at with James, well he wasn’t that pissed at me last week, but I sealed the deal this week with HOH. He probably hates me now.

And Renny was sad to have lost someone who had her back in the game.

Renny: So Monica just got evicted from the game. Which is sad, but I am happy to still be here. Plus hopefully Kevin now gets a mission that he can complete cause I have a feeling that no one has done one successfully yet. This week I want James or Kevin to win HOH, because I NEED Roddy to leave, but I don't want to do it ‘cause then Jeff will be mad. If Roddy leaves that boosts my stock with Jeff, gets rid of a threat and leaves Jeff with lots of targets still. I think I should be mildly okay if anyone wins, I might get nominated but I don't think I'm #1 on anyone's hit list right now so that's a good place to be.

Meanwhile, Chima was hoping that she could ride coattails to the end…

Chima: My goals in this game have changed. My plan is just slide to the final 2. I want to be taken to the final two. I am playing for runner up, and I find it to be DELICIOUS! I got in good with Jeff and became his friend and now he wants me to stick with him for the remainder of the game. Everything is good in the hood and I think I have a good chance of making it far by being taken.

Because he won the mystery item at the auction, Roddy was given a secret mission. If he successfully completed it, he would be given the code to a safe in the basement.

Chelsbot: You must come up with a fabricated sob story about your past. Then, you must confide in a Houseguest chosen by the viewers. The conversation must last at least 5 minutes. You must use each of the following words/phrases in the conversation: depressed, dreadful, heartbroken, hot mess, horrendous, Lady Gaga, odious. The viewers have chosen CRAZY JAMES.

Hoping to get a mystery power, Roddy was off to work…

Roddy (to Crazy James): Have you ever had a bad roommate before?
Crazy James: Meh. I love the dude, but he was a shitty roommate.
Roddy: I have. At first when I lived with her I liked her… because she gave off a good first impression, ya know? But over time it became clear that she was kinda depressed.
Crazy James: That sucks…
Roddy: Which translated into her being a basketcase. Her name was Rachel, by the way. She like asked me to help her buy tickets for some stupid Lady Gaga concert... and I tried to help her, but I kinda screwed up… and so she didn’t get the seats she wanted. And it was right before she was moving out anyways, so we didn’t have the best relationship anyways.
Crazy James: Hmmm. Tell her to fuck off then.
Roddy: But she sends me this email, and it was so funny now, but at the time it really upset me.
Crazy James: Okay…
Roddy: ‘cuz I kinda thought she was hot… but she like tried to get all high and mighty, and used all these dumbass insults to me like that I was a hot mess, and that I was horrendous and odious. And then we like never talked. Dreadful, really. I was kinda heartbroken at the time. But I am over it… Anyways, ready for HOH?
Crazy James: YES.

PASSED

Having passed his mission, Roddy was the first person to get access to a safe. He decided to go for Safe #3. When no one was looking, he snuck downstairs to the basement and entered the code to the safe. Inside the safe was a note with a clue.

Roddy: Sorry to disappoint, but there's nothing here,
But if you head back in time, what you seek may appear,
Once you're standing again in this spot,
Open the door and tell me the first person to lose their shot.

After struggling with the clue and being badgered by Jeff over and over, Roddy decided to share the clue with Jeff. This turned out to be a mistake on Roddy’s part. Jeff made it through a series of 5 clues and beat Roddy to the power.

Jeff (reading the description of the prize): This power is called Spoils of War. It gives you even more profit from winning competitions. For each HOH or Veto competition that you win, you will earn an extra eviction vote. You may save these extra eviction votes to use whenever you would like. You do not have to use all of your extra votes at one time. Upon taking this power, you will also receive an extra vote for any HOH or POV you have previously won. If you are HOH, you may not use your votes, but if you are nominated, you may use your extra eviction votes to vote in your own eviction. The last opportunity to use your extra votes is when there are 5 people left.

Jeff: Fuck Roddy. I’m taking it.

Roddy had created a monster. He had mistakenly trusted Jeff with the clues, and Jeff had stabbed him in the back. And now Jeff would be almost invincible, with 5 extra votes in his back pocket.

Roddy (to Jeff): Did you take it? I would really like it, I mean, yeah you are faster at these things. But I have put a lot of effort into this.
Jeff: You get 1 vote though.
Roddy: Yeah, but 1 vote will settle a difference in any scenario from here on in. Because 2 votes will tie at final 7.
Jeff: 1 vote does next to nothing.
Roddy: Well, it is 1 additional vote.
Jeff: What if we're in trouble 2 weeks in a row? 5 votes > 1 vote. We still would give you credit.
Roddy: What do you mean? We would still give me credit? It would still be you making any of the moves. Besides, I think it’s WAY smarter for me to have.
Jeff: I just don't get your logic for 1 vote. You're good at arguing your point, though. Are you sure you aren't Eliza or something? Perhaps, a lawyer?

Roddy: TURNS OUT THE BITCH STOLE THE FUCKING POWER FROM ME! I was SO pissed! I COMPLETED the secret mission SUCCESFULLY, and my #1 ally offers to help me out when I am struggling, and then STEALS MY DAMN POWER! Fuck him!

Jeff may have made a great move. Time will tell. Now he has a power to wield and he can essentially control a few votes to go in the direction that he wants them to. And that is huge. If this power went to anyone else then it would not be that big of a deal, but Jeff has won shit loads of competitions.

But at the same time, that power came at a great expense. He has lost an extremely loyal ally - I really was planning on going to the end with him. I am NOT taking him to final 2. Right now he is in a state of control, and basically has all the power, but if the opportunity presents itself, I will oust him as soon as soon as I am sure it can be done.

This week’s HOH Competition was called “What Lies Ahead.” In this competition, the Houseguests would be playing in a miniature version of Big Brother, complete with HOH and Veto Competitions, nominations and evictions, a jury vote, and a winner. The HOH and Veto Competitions would consist of a single question about a previously evicted Houseguest. Chelsbot let the Houseguests know that both previous winners of the mini, Rachel and Nathan, had gone on to win the Warzone game.

Jeff was not eligible to compete because of the “Freeze” item he won at the auction. Lydia had won an HOH bonus, so she would be immune for the first round of the game. It came down to Lydia, Jordan, Renny, James, and Roddy. Roddy made enemies when he went after James and Renny.

Chelsbot: Which evicted Houseguest was a member of the original Air Force branch?
Roddy: BUZZ!
Chelsbot: Roddy.
Roddy: Alex.
Chelsbot: Correct. Who would you like to nominate?
Roddy: James and Renny. Sorry.
Renny: Aww.
Crazy James: God, what the hell? Is it because of my partner THIS time too? Bitch.
Roddy: No, this time I think you would nominate me because I nominated you.

Chelsbot: This next question is for Veto. In the competition "Survey Says..." which evicted Houseguest was on the losing team?
Renny: BUZZ!
Chelsbot: Renny.
Renny: Monica.
Chelsbot: Correct.
Renny: I Veto myself kthanks.

With Renny safe from eviction, Jordan took her place on the chopping block. Lydia voted out James, and Renny voted out Jordan, leaving the decision in Roddy’s hands.

Roddy: Sorry James, you’re out of the comp.
Crazy James: What’s that mean? 8th place?
Jordan: No, just in this HOH competition
Crazy James: Oh, I thought I was out forever. Roddy you're a sack of shit, go choke on your own ego and die.
Roddy: Okay, I’ll do that.

Chelsbot: Which evicted Houseguest was the last person to enter the house?
Renny: BUZZ! Libra.
Chelsbot: Correct, who would you like to nominate?
Renny: Roddy and Jordan for repeats.

Chelsbot: Which evicted Houseguest was a member of the original Army branch?
Lydia: BUZZ! Russell.
Chelsbot: Correct. That means Lydia will cast the sole vote to evict Roddy or Jordan from the competition.
Lydia: Jordan.
Jordan: Aw, it’s okay.

Chelsbot: This question is for Part 1 of the final HOH. Which evicted Houseguest is the 5th photo on the Memory Wall?
Renny: BUZZ! None of the above.
Chelsbot: Correct.

Chelsbot: This question is for Part 2 between Roddy and Lydia. Which evicted Houseguest was an original member of the Marine Corps?
Lydia: BUZZ!
Chelsbot: Lydia.
Lydia: None of the above.
Chelsbot: That is correct. The final round is between Renny and Lydia.

Chelsbot: In the HOH competition "Capture the Flag," which evicted Houseguest captured Chima's flag?
Renny: BUZZ! Alex.
Chelsbot: Correct. Who would you like to evict?
Renny: Roddy.

It was now time for the eliminated competitors to choose a winner between Lydia and Renny. When the votes came in, Lydia was crowned the winner.

Lydia: I WON HOH!!! WOOHOO!!! Bitch with tattoos is in charge now! It's about time I won a freaking challenge. I loved playing the mini game challenge. It certainly shows who has people that have their backs and who is with you. A big insight of what may happen in the future of this game. I just hope I can live up to the pattern and win this game like the other mini game winners did. *Crossing Fingers*.

I lovvvvveeee power, don't get me wrong and I won't let it get to my head like some people in this game *cough* JEFF *cough*. But with power comes great responsibility and I need to take my nominations very seriously. I need to keep the people who have my back safe and choose my nominations wisely so I don't create more enemies than I already have. I am hoping that this week will be a successful one.

After the competition, Roddy knew that James and Renny would be furious with him.

Roddy: So going into this week, I promised that I would be working to get Lydia HOH. She is someone that I have pretty consistently had a strong relationship with throughout the entire game, and I knew that I would be safe if she won.

So when it became clear that the competition would be a political competition (in that it would reveal a lot) I started to get a little nervous because I knew that I would have to really lay out my cards. BUT if you aren't willing to take risks in this game you WILL get eliminated, so I did what I had to do and ensured that one of the James/Renny pair was split up. This move REALLY pissed them off because it made clear to them that I did not have intentions of taking them to the final four. Were they right in their assumptions? Probably, and in James' case, definitely. I don't really give a shit though - I only agreed to those terms in the first place because I knew that it would save Jordan, and I wasn’t gonna give them an opportunity to take me, Lyd or Jordan out.

Renny: Roddy nominates me and James....FUCK YOU. He's obviously wayyy more into Jordan than he is into James/Renny love. WORST ALLY EVER. He needs to go soon.

Crazy James: IT’S ON!!!!! FUCK RODDY!!! HE'S MY NEW JASE AND I’M SICK OF HIM AND HIS BULLSHIT AND ALL THESE LAME ASS PERSONAL ATTACKS!!! I'M WINNING HOH NEXT WEEK AND IM TAKING THAT SACK OF SHIT DOWN!!!

Crazy James (to Roddy): What the hell is your problem?

(Roddy takes a while to respond)

Crazy James: Well?
Roddy: What, for trying to beat you in that HOH?
Crazy James: No, for being my new Jase… and attacking me at every chance you get.
Roddy: You weren’t my target if I had won HOH this week, even though you are jumping to that conclusion. I have even told Renny that I would have nominated her.
Crazy James: I KNOW that you, me, Jeff and Renny have a Final 4 that you DON’T care about. That just pisses me off.
Roddy: I don’t really care. If you’re pissed because I nominated you in an HOH competition where there were only 3 options, one of who I KNEW wouldn’t answer quickly… I don’t really give a shit. I wanted to win HOH to guarantee myself final 7, and that meant doing my best to win the comp. So get pissy with me if you want.
Crazy James: Tell me this. If you won the WHOLE bamboozle. The HOH. King of the Kasbah. Would you have nominated me?
Roddy: No. Renny and Kev were my planned nominations.
Crazy James: And I, your replacement?
Roddy: Ummmm, probably not, but it depends on who wins Veto. Because I only have a set amount of people I can nominate.
Crazy James: So you're saying we're still cool? ‘cuz I don’t really trust you after all these attacks.
Roddy: Well, I am cool with you. If you don't want to work as closely with me, I will understand. But you are not someone that I am coming after.
Crazy James: Just prove it to me. That’s all. Trust is a two way road. And yeah… some other metaphor… and stuff.

As HOH, Lydia had a big decision ahead of her.

Lydia: On deciding on who I was going to nominate, I knew that three people would be safe. Jordan, for obvious reasons. Roddy, because I still need him on my side to go against Jeff later on in the game. And lastly Renny, who basically helped me get HOH this week.

So that leaves three others since Jeff is "Frozen". My goal this week is either to get James or Chima out of this house. Mostly Chima because she is a waste of fucking space and all she does is worship Jeff and do his bidding. I decided on nominating Chima and Kevin, with the hopes that if one goes off the block, James would go up.

Lydia: This week I have decided to nominate Chima and Kevin.

Chima – Out of everyone left in the house you are the only one person who I don't have a relationship with (Good or Bad). Also you have been sliding by in this game and I think it's now time for you to step it up to prove that you really want to play this game. And for the record you are the only person left (besides Jeff who is frozen) that hasn't been nominated for eviction, so it's your turn to feel the heat.

Kevin – I think you are a great person but I feel that as the game progressed we have gotten very distant from each other and I hope to fix that if we get the chance. Because of this I don't really know exactly where you stand in this game. It's nothing personal but it has to be done and you got the shorter end of the stick.

Kevin: I got nominated by Lydia. Can't say I can really blame her because I probably would have nominated her back as well. She basically said I was the pawn. You know it was cool and what not.

Jordan: Yay, I’m not nominated <3 Lydia is awesome, hehe. I hope nominations stay the same and Chima goes, please.

Roddy: Kevin vs. Chima?

I loved nominations! I would love to see Chima leave at any time now, even though she is my partner. The bitch is such a goat and like sucks at everything. It’s pathetic, but she will continue to be dragged. The worst part is that I can't target or vote for her. Lydia putting her up was great for that reason.

Kevin, as much as I like him, is not someone who I really want to take to the end with me. I think he likes me, so I do not want to have the blood on my hands when somebody gets rid of him. So yeah, I liked the nominations.

Before the Veto competition, Jeff threatened Jordan.

Jeff: Well, so we're after each other?
Jordan: Huh?
Jeff: We're targeting each other now, right?
Jordan: If that's what you want :-\
Jeff: You're the one starting this, Jordan. I have wanted to talk to you but you shut me down.
Jordan: Because I don't feel like I can trust you. And that's not my fault.
Jeff: That's fine. You'll be on the block anyways.
Jordan: Okay.
Jeff: I didn't do it to you. You did it to yourself. Have fun on the block.
Jordan: Okay.
Jeff: Remember I have a Veto. And a power.
Jordan: Mmmmhmmm.
Jeff: I can use the Veto after the nomination ceremony Meaning if I did use it, you have a 1/2 chance of going up.
Jordan: Oh, is that so?
Jeff: Yes it is.
Jordan: How do you figure?
Jeff: I'm safe. 7 people left. Lydia's safe. 6 people. I'd pull someone off.
Jordan: That’s a lot of ifs. :-\
Jeff: Bye Jordan. If you're not gone this week I'll win next week and you'll leave.
Jordan: Okay :-\
Jeff: You don't give a fuck about me so…
Jordan: For some reason, you have this all twisted, but that’s fine. I’m not going to try and convince you otherwise. It’s done.
Jeff: Well good luck Jordan and I mean it. So much for that showmance.

Jordan: I really need this Veto. I want nominations to stay the same so badly!!! I know Jeff could use his Silver Veto, but I don’t want to have to worry about Lydia having to make 2 replacement nominees I was thinking, if I win Veto, then Jeff has less of a reason to want to use that Veto because there is no chance of me being backdoored, and if Lydia can successfully convince him that Kevin is the target, he might WANT to keep nominations the same so that Chima gets the secret mission, not Kevin :-\ that would be SWEEEEET.

Jordan was planning to go all out for the Veto, and James, having given up his right to play for Veto, was praying that Jordan would win.

Crazy James (to Jordan): You’re like my only hope at safety this week.
Jordan: What do you mean?
Crazy James: I think I’m being backdoored.
Jordan: You think that’s the plan?
Crazy James: Maybe. I think so. If Roddy wins Veto, he HAS to use it on Chima. If Renny wins, she HAS to use it on Kevin. If Kevin or Chima wins, they obvs use it. If Lydia wins she can take someone off. You’re the only person that can save me.
Jordan: Yeah, obviously if I win Veto, I’m not using it! But, here's the thing: Jeff has that stupid Silver Veto.
Crazy James: Yup.
Jordan: Do you think he would use his Veto on Chima?
Crazy James: I don’t think he would. She’s not worth helping. She won’t give anything back in return.
Jordan: She's his puppet. He likes that about her.
Crazy James: It just sucks that I’ve tried SO FREAKING HARD in this game and I’m probably going to be eliminated without even getting to play in the Veto Challenge.
Jordan: Well, I will be trying extra hard for it.

Crazy James: I think I'm being backdoored. If Kevin or Chima wins Veto, I go up. If Renny wins Veto she HAS to save Kevin, and I go up. If Roddy wins Veto he HAS to save Chima, and I go up. If Lydia wins Veto she can save someone, and I go up. So the only hope I have is Jordan, cuz she said she wouldn't be using the Veto. So I'm hoping to God that dumb blonde bitch can pull it together and win something for once.

I've got one final hope too, and that's Jeff Golden Power of Veto or whatever it's called. I asked him if he'd use it to possibly save me if I'm on the block, and he said he might. So. I really don't want to be eliminated unfairly in this gay way. I want to be NOT eliminated ever

The Veto competition was called “Riddle Me Veto.” The Houseguests had to solve 5 puzzles. The answer to each puzzle was a riddle about the game. The first person to solve each puzzle and correctly answer the riddles would win. Jordan made quick work of it, but she accidentally added an extra “him” to the first riddle. Jeff gave the answers to Kevin, who was able to claim first place.

Roddy: I had absolutely no desire to win Veto. I would have had to use it on Chima, and I really did not want to do it. So Jeff essentially won via Kevin. He also tried to fuck over Lydia by giving her false answers. The reason? He is pushing for Jordan to go up! That was kinda the last straw for me with Jeff.

Lydia: FUCKING JEFF AGAIN!!! Even when he is frozen he is still a pain in my ass. He doesn't even have to do the challenge because he is safe and STILL does it. Jordan put in an extra "HIM" in the first riddle. Then Jeff tries to sabotage my chances at winning the Veto by giving me the wrong answers (which I caught on right away) and gave Kevin the right answers. Well since Jordan sent hers in wrong, Kevin got the Veto.

So then Jeff goes on saying that he wants Jordan up as the replacement and I basically told him to FUCK OFF, that is in no way happening and then he goes on lying saying Kevin wants her up as well. Which is total BS since Kevin confirmed he did not say such a thing.

This is my LAST straw with Jeff. I tried to be civil with that motherfucker but he has proven time after time he is a piece of shit and that everything that comes out of his mouth is shit. No more nice Lydia. I am going to make this publically known that I HATE JEFF! He has screwed with my game sooo many times, that I have had enough of his bullshit.

Jordan: him him him him him him him him

I’m such a fucktard! Moving on...

Me and Lydia tried to get Kevin not to use Veto, but no such luck. It would have amazing if he wouldn’t :-\

Plan B is to stop Jeff from using Veto.

Lydia and I are gonna tell Roddy that if Jeff uses Veto on Chima, Renny will most likely go up and if she does, she will probably go. Roddy, wanting James to go, might try and talk some "sense" into Jeff to not use the Silver Veto.. you know, to ensure James goes? And thennnn, hopefully we can just vote Chima the hell out Awesome, right? Worst thing about the Veto is that Jeff is gonna feel all smug about it. He sucks.

Before the Veto ceremony, Chima made an attempt to get Jordan on the block…

Chima (to Lydia): I know that you nominated me and all but I'm giving you this advice because it also benefits me. Jordan and me were talking and she was saying shit about you. So I thought you should know.

But at the ceremony, Lydia ignored Chima’s advice.

Kevin: Well, I thought about things and I'm going to use POV on myself.
Lydia: The replacement will be… CRAZY JAMES.
Jordan: By the way, Chima. You can tell your puppeteer to fuck off, k? Stop making up shit about me mmmmkay? And when I thought it was Lydia who voted me out, I SPECIFICALLY said it didn't bother me ‘cuz I was up against Russell who she was close to at the time. Get a mind of your own and stop sucking on Jeff!
Chima: Please don't accuse me of "sucking on Jeff!" You should get your facts straight before you start contorting what actually happened.

Kevin: I kind of accidentally won POV. I thought Jordan had already sent the right answers in before me. I didn't even mean to win that POV. I was just going to be a pawn ‘cause I didn't think I was leaving anyways. I probably put too much trust into people still at this point.

So, if I wouldn't have used POV that would have looked weird. Like really weird. People would be like she is totally aligned with Lydia for sure and they are trying to set something up. But I'm not aligned with Lydia at all.

So, I take myself off the block. I thought Lydia was going to kill me. I did feel bad about doing it even though, you know everyone wants to save themselves. Anyways, I use it. James goes up which was totally stupid on Lydia's part. Why didn't she go after Roddy? You know, put two partners up against each other. ~shrugs~ I don't know.

With the Silver Veto ceremony coming up, everyone was worried that Jeff would remove Chima from the chopping block.

Jeff (to Jordan): You're a bitch now.
Jordan: I’m not a bitch. I just don’t trust you in the context of the game.
Jeff: I now have a power and I will use it against you if you continue to be a bitch.
Jordan: Okay, then use it. What do you want from me?
Jeff: You play emotionally.
Jordan: And you play ON emotions :-\ That’s why we don’t click.
Jeff: If you get to the end, though, you have my vote no doubt.
Jordan: Uh huh.
Jeff: Stop being a cunt. I said something serious and all you can do is add unneeded comments like uh huh. Who do you think you are? I saved your ass Week 4.
Jordan: Stop trying to be something you're not. You act all innocent and "nice" and then come up with disgusting things to say to me... I’d rather you just not speak to me at all. Why the hell would I want to speak to you when all you ever do is twist my words around and try making me look bad to people? And on another note, it's just hard for me to believe anything you have to say.
Jeff: I liked you at first and I don't even remember why you're mad at me, but it's funny how a million people do shit to you and I'm the only person that takes the fault for it. It's bullshit. I never try and make you look bad to people, Jordan. I think it's funny how you trust Roddy so much more than me when me and him helped keep you in the game, you can ask him.
Jordan: Who's done anything to me? Besides you?
Jeff: What did I do to you Jordan? Nominate you because I knew you would stay and you're mad? I came up with the plan to trick Renny into nominating Russell, asked Roddy to save you and now I get this "FUCK YOU!" attitude from you. It's bullshit.
Jordan: Did anyone else promise they would use Veto on me and then use it on someone else? Did someone else back me into a corner and threaten me into telling them about the secret mission, then tell the host AND then nominate me without even so much as warning me about it... oh and then threatening me when I asked you about it, instead of having a normal conversation with me. And then try and get me nominated ever since.
Jeff: I knew you would stay and I was going to use Veto on you, Jordan, because do you know what... did you stay that week? I'm pretty sure you did. I did not threaten you. I asked you a question. You didn't have to tell me shit but if you felt pressured and that's the only reason you told me just tells me you didn't trust me and hated me!
Jordan: It doesn’t matter that I stayed, you tricked me with that Veto and you did threaten me after wanting to just talk to you about everything that had happened. I remember your exact words were "do you really want to go against me?"

Jordan: I really don’t want James to go but I think it's gonna come down to that, which reallllly sucks. Jeff is so pathetic. Everyone knows you hold the strings and walk puppet Chima along the stage and move her lips with your magical puppeteer skills. I am not even sure Chima has the simple cognitive ability to do anything on her own, so I guess it makes sense that she has someone pulling her along and whispering sweet nothings in her ear to ensure that she complies. She's so damn pathetic. She is such a waste of space and Jeff is gonna freakin’ save her with retarded Veto when she doesn't even deserve it.

At the Silver Veto ceremony, Jeff surprised everyone.

Jeff: I choose not to use the Silver Power of Veto sorry, I think this is the first veto not to be used all game?

Jeff: I decided not to use the Power of Veto on anyone, probably a mistake. Chima was my sheep and I should have saved her, but I didn't. It's all my fault and something I'll have to pay for, but the power I have will help my game out tremendously.

Crazy James: I've gotta watch Jeff. I thought we were tight but that little FUCKER decided to not use his Silver Veto on me which is FUCKED UP!!! We're the last two members of the Army, and I thought I was his boy. Apparently he also gave his Veto answers to Kevin so Kevin could win Veto, in the hopes that Jordan would be nominated. But then, obviously Lydia and Jordan are tight, so I was put up instead....... but then Jeff DOESN'T use his Veto!??!?! Huh!?!?!??! If you wanted Jordan to be nominated then why the FUCK didn't you use your fucking Veto, asshole!! I hear it's because he feared Renny would be nominated. That shows me something. She means more to him than I do.

Lydia: I am still in shock at the moment. It really seems too good to be true. Jeff might have finally realized that people would hate him even MORE if he would have saved his puppet. One thing bad about it though, I had prepared a full out Jeff is a motherfucker speech about him if he were to use the Veto. Oh well, I will save it for another time.

Roddy has to keep Chima because they are partners. Jordan will evict Chima without a doubt. All I need is to have either Renny or Kevin evict Chima because I would break the tie as HOH. Once Chima is out the door, Jeff will hopefully get a little weaker.

Renny: So Jeff didn't use the Silver Veto! w00t! Final 7 for Renny! Now hopefully James stays in the game and Chima leaves. Kevin and I are voting for Chima to leave and supposedly Jordan is also going to do that, so Lydia won't get her wish and the drama continues. I really hope Chima does leave, she simply doesn't deserve to be in the game anymore because she does nothing.

The stage was set for Chima to leave the house…

Crazy James: From what I understand; all of Jordan, Renny, and Kevin are voting to keep me. Not only that, but Lydia (in case of a tie) should be voting to keep me as well. Roddy has to vote me out, and he would anyway that little fucker, so there's at least one vote. I guess my big mouth didn't kill me off this week, and I should still be in the game next week. From what I've come to understand, there's secret missions or something in this game. I can't wait to see what mine is going to be, because I'm obviously going to complete it and win whatever it is that I get.

Kevin received a secret mission for surviving the last vote against Monica…

Chelsbot: You will have to complete a task chosen by the viewers. Their choices were 1) Dress as a member of the opposite sex, 2) Dance to Britney Spears’ ‘3’, and 3) Sing a song that makes fun of each remaining Houseguests. The viewers went with Option #2.

Kevin: So. ~coughs~ ~clears throat~ We need some dancing in this house. Everyone should dance.

Kevin turned on the music and danced his heart out to Britney’s ‘3.’ Jordan decided to join in.

Jordan: *dances*

PASSED

Meanwhile, Roddy let Lydia know that he was not as close to Jeff as he had been in the past…

Roddy (to Lydia): Between you and I, and this is ONLY between you and I, but I am not fully with Jeff anymore. I do not think he intends to take me to the final 2.
Lydia: I mean... like do you support what he has been doing? You just seem like an awesome person and I seriously consider you one of my good friends. He probably knows that he will lose against you.
Roddy: I think Jeff believes I will go to the end with him, but is really planning on taking Chima. I personally think that he sees me staying around as an asset until the divisions break, because an HOH from me keeps Chima safe.
Lydia: I actually was hoping you were thinking the same thing because I WAS THINKING THE EXACT THING.... I am like he HAS TO KNOW that he can’t stay with Jeff after divisions break because HE MUST know that Jeff wants to take Chima to the end so he can easily win.
Roddy: There has been a long period in the game where it has made sense for me to stick with him, but I think that I would be the target after Jordan, then you. I just have a gut feeling.
Lydia: After the way he spoke to me SOOOO MANY TIMES (and he does this with girls it seems) it just made me feel like scum of the Earth if I worked with somebody like that, so I couldn’t. I have never met somebody like him. Sure I met assholes...but he is a triple threat asshole.... I mean he wins a lot... he thinks he is RIGHT ALL THE TIME, and he lies/bullys people, even threatens them…
Roddy: I think there was this one confessional right near the beginning of the game where I said something like "Have I aligned myself with a tyrant?"
Lydia: I know. He sees no faults in his actions.

Roddy: OK so remember that time at the beginning of this game when said that Lydia will be a very exceptional player? Well I still stand by that comment - the girl has got a great game.

Last night, her and I had a conversation about how things are looking in the house. At one point, she just point blank came out and asked me where I stand on Jeff. I told her the truth, that I am kinda with him, but that I am looking to drop him when the opportunity presents itself.

The next conversation we have, I think I am gonna put everything on the table - I am gonna tell her that I want to be honest with her because I want to go to the finals with her. I KNOW that if Jeff gets betrayed by me, he will do everything he can to sell me out. So I am hoping that by telling Lydia the truth myself, I can make it clear to her that I really do want to go to the end with her, and that I really have changed my mind on Jeff.

Is this a risk? Yeah, it’s a HUGE risk. I have to tell Lydia that I played a role in getting her nominated in Week 2. I have to tell her it was MY fucking fault that I have armed Jeff with a power. But it might be what is required to cement Lydia and I as a pair.

The thing is, if I don't at least try to make sure I am Lydia's number one, I will probably go at final 5 or final 4, and I am not playing for those positions. It is clear to me now that Jeff's actual final 2 partner is Chima, meaning he will want me no where NEAR the finals. I would rather take a risk at the final 7 or final 6 that could really pay off at the end, then playing for 4th or 5th.

When the votes came in, it was game over for Chima. Roddy had no choice but to keep his Navy partner, but everyone else sent Chima out the door.

Jordan: Easiest decision to date. Chima has been such a waste of space and as long as she's in the house, Jeff has mind control over her which puts her on my shit list. The girl needs to grow some balls and start playing for herself

I HAPPPPPPILY vote to evict CHIMA! GTFO!

With Jeff unable to vote due to his “Freeze” item, Chima was sent packing in a 3-1 vote.

[Chelsbot]

Week 8

Air Force: Jeff Schroeder, Lydia Tavera
Army: Kevin Campbell, Renny Martyn
Coast Guard: Jordan Lloyd
Marine Corps: James Zinkand
Navy: Roddy Mancuso


After Chima's elimination, the Houseguests were given a special announcement.

Chelsbot: Congratulations on making it this far in the game. Tonight, you have all been honorably discharged from the military. You will no longer be serving as a member of the branch assigned to you. This means that this is now a completely individual game. You are now free to nominate whoever you like, vote for whoever you would like, and do what you would like if you win the Power of Veto.

Lydia: Final 7! Woohoo! My HOH reign was a success in my opinion. Chima (Jeff's puppet) was my target for obvious reasons. Good riddance as far I am concerned.

For successfully completing his mission to throw a dance party, Kevin was given the code to a safe. He chose Safe #3, but was disappointed to find out that the power had already been claimed.

Kevin: Safe 3 is empty. What a waste of my time. Yeah and it was so disappointing as well. To see that nothing was there. And the whole theory behind everything as well. I think Jeff has the power to be honest. The reason I think Jeff has the secret power is that week one at the very beginning of it all they had to have given the mission to someone, and that someone probably was the first Head of Household, Jeffers himself.

Crazy James also opened Safe #3, and after going through all the clues, he also discovered that the power was missing.

Crazy James: King Crazy Jamez has just entered the basement. I figured I'd give a random safe a shot and try to get inside. You know? It said the password for all the safes is 8 numbers long... or rather, 8 numbers short if you're an optimist like myself So I chose Safe Three, gave it a whirl... AND GUESS WHAT!?!?!? I MOTHER FUCKING GUESSED THE CODE AND GOT INSIDE!!!! HOW THE FUCK DID I DO THAT!??!?! I FEEL LIKE RUSSELL H. FROM SURVIVOR AND FINDING THE IDOL WITH NO CLUES OR ANYTHING!!! LIKE!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! HOLY CRAP!!! I GOT IN!!!!

Your boy went all the way on this one!!!! I was fucking looking in dining rooms for cryptograms, and bitch Chelsia and EDDIEmcgee, I followed the path of Sheila the dominator and her slave Sarah, I went to World War 2 or some crap. I did it ALL man. And I got to the ending of this journey only to find that the POWER IS ALREADY TAKEN!!!!!! WTF IS THIS SHIT!?!??!?!?!?! WHO THE HELL HAS IT!?!??!?! THIS WAS MY DESTINY!!!!!!! I MADE IT TO THE POWER WITH NOTHING!!!! MY DESTINY!!!!! MYYYY DESTINYYYYYYY!!!!!! AND IT'S ALREADY TAKEN!?!?!?!

I'm gonna go through the list of people and see who the FUCK took my fucking POWER, and when I find out who took it, I'm gonna fucking take them down myself. Renny thinks Jeff might have hit on her week one ONLY to get a power!!! He's the only one smart enough to have gotten this far since apparently Renny got screwed over trying to get her power. Maybe Jeff? As first HOH winner? Maybe since there are no nominees until Week One ends or whatever, maybe the first HOH gets the first mission??

The HOH competition was called “A Fish Out of Water.” Each Houseguest was given a giant fishbowl. They were also given 20 clues. Their goal was to search the house for plastic fish with numbers that matched the corresponding clues. If the clue did not relate to any of the final 7 Houseguests, then that fish did NOT belong in the fishbowl. If the clue related to ONE or MORE of the final 7 Houseguest, then that fish did belong in the fishbowl. The first Houseguest to put all the correct fish in his or her fishbowl would win.

Lydia, Roddy, Renny, and James all put up a good fight, but to no one’s surprise, it was Jeff who took the win.

Jordan: Ew. Jeff winning is terrible for one reason and that is... he CAN'T be evicted this week. GOD. I hate him

Lydia: I needed either myself, Jordan or Roddy to get HOH this week to secure my safety to the final 6. It was really fun searching for fishies and I thought I did very well, because I have a good memory about what has happened in the game so far. HOWEVER... I got one wrong and then a certain person got a PERFECT score... *throws up*.

So Jeff wins Head of Household. I am in complete shock that this happened because him winning came out of left field... I mean... him winning a challenge? GET OUT OF HERE! I have not been this shocked since I heard that Santa Claus was not real.

It's no secret that Jordan will be nominated due to her public outrage against him. I too will probably see the nomination chair since I took out his bitch and I am close with Jordan. However, as long as we both are NOT nominated at the end of the week... we may both have a chance advancing to next week.

Roddy: I THOUGHT I was doing really well, because I figured that there would probably be 10 correct answers and 10 incorrect, and I couldn’t decide whether I thought 9 or 4 was the right one. I chose 9, but I chose incorrectly. So I ended up getting a score of 8. Had I not made that error though, I suspect I would have won the competition. Who won? Jeff. Surprise Surprise.

Before the nomination ceremony, Crazy James was given a mission for surviving the vote against Chima last week.

Chelsbot: You must suck up to a Houseguest chosen by the viewers. In a conversation, you must respond to everything the person says with a compliment. You must use each of the following words/phrases in the conversation: astounding, badass, blown away, idol, marvelous, stupendous, superior. The viewers’ vote tied between Jeff and Jordan, so you may choose one of the two.

Crazy James: ME?!?!? SUCKING UP!?!?!? I THINK NOT But I will try

Crazy James (to Jordan): I don’t think you're going to have to worry this week.
Jordan: Because we already know what to expect…
Crazy James: You’re badass after all.
Jordan: I suck at competitions.
Crazy James: You will kill Jeff THIS WEEK, what are you saying? He will be blown away!
Jordan: I wish…
Crazy James: You will come in all high and mighty. Miss Astounding. And take out your muscles. Work the pecs. Show him how stupendous you are. And then you will reign SUPERIOR.
Jordan: AND THENNNN he will evict me.
Crazy James: Pshhh, nooo, he won’t. You’re marvelous. He can’t nominate you anyway… ‘cuz you’re his idol <33333. He secretly has a crush on you!
Jordan: Um.
Crazy James: I think he does. A blondie like yourself. C’mon.

PASSED

Lydia and Jordan were certain that they were going up, but at the nomination ceremony, Jeff surprised everyone.

Jeff: I have nominated Renny and Roddy for eviction. Renny: you're a jury and a challenge threat, time to get them out. Roddy: You were my ally, but you don't trust me anymore, and you're a threat.

Crazy James: I think I can speak for all of us when I say.... "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!??!?!?!?!?"

Jordan: This is weird. Sorry, Renny and Roddy My key is on probation, don’t worry... I’m sure something is up!

Renny: Well I guess I can't complain....I've only been nominated 75% of the time Jeff has been HOH now.

Roddy: Sure enough, MY PIECE OF SHIT WORTHLESS DOUCHEBAG OF AN ALLY NOMINATED ME... and to make it worse his speech was SO fucking lame. I am sure he thinks it is some grand move that he pulled off, but the bitch is a fool. He just sunk his own game. I was nominated beside Renny. And the rationale was that we are threats, so one of us needs to go. OK DUMBASS, then you nominate ONE of us, so that the other will not come after you. But Jeff was too blinded by his own arrogance to realize this.

Kevin: When Jeff put up Renny and Roddy I was honestly shocked. Like shocked. That was right out of left field. I thought Jeff and Roddy were like bff butt buddies. That they'd never turn on each other. Boyyyy, was I wrong. I kind of get why he put them both up. Roddy is like really well liked with everyone. He could be a huge social threat if you ask me. Putting Renny up was a good choice, too. She is uber smart and she knows what she is doing in this game. She is good at talking.

Lydia: Jeff is clearly off his meds. I did not expect this scenario to happen this week that Jeff would go after Renny and Roddy. EVERYBODY, including my dog thought that Jordan and I would be nominated. I am actually insulted that he did not nominate me when he had the chance for the first time in 6 weeks. What a bitch.

His strategy to steam roll to the finals and try to take out the challenge threats may work, and I have to stress the may. Even if it does work, he has no chance in winning this game at all when basically the WHOLE house can't stand his presence. Has he ever seen Big Brother or played it before? You can't just go treating people like dirt and expect them to vote for you at the end because you won a challenge or two. Get over your fucking self. Winning challenges is not all about being a good player. This game is a huge social interaction game, where you must have "social" skills. And Jeff CLEARLY does not possess that at all.

Jordan suspected that Jeff secretly planned to backdoor her…

Jeff: Hi Jordo.
Jordan: Why didn’t you nominate me? You're gonna try and get me out some other way, aren’t you? A special power perhaps.
Jeff: I like you. I don't care if you hate me.
Jordan: There is noooo way you like me :-\ Like I’m sorry, but that doesn’t make any sense to me.
Jeff: k.
Jordan: Okay... why do you like me then?
Jeff: You're likable, Jordan.

Jordan: I'm not an idiot. I KNOW something is up. Something is up BIG TIME. This is so frustrating. I hate NOT knowing what's going on. He is EXTREMELY cocky or he has some sort of master plan behind it. Strategically speaking, I guess it's not a terrible idea to keep me in the game, considering I suck under pressure and I’m generally not very good at the competition aspect of the game, but I AM after him. Like it's clear as DAY. And I don’t get it... wouldn't it have been smarter to backdoor Roddy or Renny? By him nominating them both, he is leaving behind ONE of the better competitors and having them come after him, which is why I think is all some huge master plan to probably get someone else out. Probably me because he hates me.

Jeff: I was originally going to target Jordan, but I don't think she's that much of a threat so I went for Roddy and Renny. Everyone was shocked and they all hate me, but so what. It's a game, isn't it? Anyways, I have another vote I could use to help me survive in this game and I think if I win one more competition I'm guaranteed final 4 which would be a great feeling to have, wouldn't it? I believe so!

I'm sick of the houseguests. It's like why talk to people who hate me? I'm strong enough to go through the rest of the game by myself.

Roddy decided that it was time to lay everything out on the table to Lydia…

Roddy (to Lydia): Jeff has a power, and I know what it does, but he has ONLY told me, so if anyone else knows then he knows I told someone.
Lydia: I won’t tell a soul
Roddy: The mystery prize was a secret mission which I completed successfully. I got stuck on a clue, and Jeff offered to help. So yeah he basically stole it from me. For each comp he wins, he can add a vote to an eviction vote. So in essence, he can control this one if he wants, and probably next one.
Lydia: SHIT. That’s 6 challenge wins? What if he is nominated?
Roddy: I dunno. He told me he could use it in that case, but I don’t know if that is the truth or not.
Lydia: He is just solely relying on winning challenges, bullying people when needed, and getting all the secret prizes. I’m SHOCKED that he stole YOUR prize...what did he say to that? That he didn’t mean to?
Roddy: No, we got into a fight about it.
Lydia: Sorry.
Roddy: It’s all good. I think that was what it took for me to really see what a douche he was.
Lydia: Wow. I honestly have never met someone so cold-hearted like him before. This guy doesn’t care about ANYONE and just wants to control everything like a control freak.
Roddy: I mean, I have played a kinda shady game at times, but for me, it was just like I wanted to win in the end. I think Jeff like gets off on this.
Lydia: Like in real life, he might get picked on... and doesn’t win anything...and doesn’t have any control. Maybe with this, he can do all this and he gets off on it?
Roddy: I think so. So I feel like there is one thing I need to be honest with you about. I don’t think you will like it, and I will understand it if you are upset with me about it, but I don’t want to lie to you about it. I was kinda a part of the reason you were nominated in week 2 - I never really wanted you to leave, but at that time I suspected that Alex would never leave against Renny. So I suggested putting up one of you/Chiara/Holly. I really did work to save you that week after you were up, but I gotta take responsibility on that.
Lydia: Oh no worries about that. I kinda figured that you and Jeff thought that I would stay over Alex. But I am not mad at all. You went up like 1 million points when you campaigned for me to stay... so don’t worry.
Roddy: I appreciate that you can see it from my perspective as well as your own. A lot of people probably wouldn’t be able to do that. For example, the douchetastic tyrant.
Lydia: I try to see everything from different people perspective...because just like THE TYRANT... he only sees his. Which will be ONE of his down falls.

Roddy: I revealed to Lydia that I was the moving force behind her nomination in week 2, and I told her about the prize fiasco. But she didn't really care. Did I mention I love her <3? The best part is that I kinda feel like Jeff could have used that stuff against me (had he been smart enough to), but now I have told her the truth, so it will mean shit all.

Lydia: Jeff is a fucking shitty excuse for a human being. I know I have been saying all this bad stuff about him, but that was just my opinion of him. Now I know he is ACTUALLY one. There is no denying it. When Roddy told me what he did to him with his mystery prize... I was almost speechless. Sure this is a game and you want to advance as far as you can... but blatantly SCREWING the person who was your friend and ally since Day 1 to THEIR face, is just sickening.... THEN having the nerve to nominate them just because you have a "power" so you don't need him anymore like a piece of trash.

Although Lydia had promised not to tell anyone, she pulled her fellow blonde aside and shared this new information.

Lydia (to Jordan): Jeff DOES have a power and I know what it is. Roddy told me but he didn’t want me to tell anybody.
Jordan: Oh, what’s his power?
Lydia: I just found this out, but he won a multiple vote power. Every challenge he wins... he gets another vote.
Jordan: Huh? That doesn’t make sense...

Jordan: That is the biggest load of crap I have ever heard. If this is true, that's INSANEEEEE. It just doesn't register in my cute little brain because I know people can win some power that can completely change the game like the Coup D'Etat, but never do people get basically the SOLE vote to evict someone.

For completing his mission, Crazy James was allowed to choose a safe to open. He went for Safe #2. He opened it and pulled out a note. The note said that the clues would be straightforward, but tedious. To get the second clue, he would have to run 500 laps in the backyard. When he started running outside, Jeff got suspicious and tried to bully the clue out of him.

Jeff (to Crazy James): I'm assuming you got into a safe surviving eviction. Right?
Crazy James: I’m not supposed to talk about that.
Jeff: Yes, you are. Roddy talked about it with me. It’s fine.
Crazy James: Roddy never survived a vote.
Jeff: Mystery power. I would share the clues with you, but you don't trust me, maybe?
Crazy James: I obviously trust you. I’m completely honest about our Final 2. I’d just rather not discuss my secret mission until I attempt it.
Jeff: Usually people have their missions by the next nomination ceremony. And you don't? Weird.
Crazy James: I have one… just haven’t tried to do it yet. That’s all I can say.
Jeff: I'll just copy you. If you're doing this, it must have to do with a safe meaning you did complete the task. Why are you lying to me?
Crazy James: I’m not lying to you.
Jeff: So you haven’t completed the task?
Crazy James: No, sir.
Jeff: Boy, I know you're lying to me! I don't like liars. You’re into a safe which is why you're running around the yard.
Crazy James: Do you have a power by chance?
Jeff: I have 6 extra eviction votes. I'm basically safe until final 4. Plus, I can decide who leaves each week.
Crazy James: If you’re always HOH, you will never get to vote.
Jeff: Yeah, I'll just have to throw an HOH, I guess. If someone gets on my bad side or lies they're gone. I trust you bud. You’re my boy. I can take you to Final 2, bud.
Crazy James: I’d rather do this on my own.

Crazy James: *HERE WE GO FOLKS*

Jeff: So you don't trust me. Nice to know with these votes in my pocket.
Crazy James: For someone who is my Final 2 partner, you sure like to try and blackmail me.
Jeff: Well, you don't trust me with something like this, so I shouldn't trust you, right? Only fair, I guess.
Crazy James: Jeff, ya didn’t save me with the Veto last week. You didn’t tell me about the basement. You didn’t tell me about your six votes. You told me the blondes were being nominated, and they're not.
Jeff: If Veto is used you're up. This was a test and you failed.
Crazy James: This was a test?? My ass, man.
Jeff: You're going to leave, James, if you don't shut the fuck up.
Crazy James: Jeff, you have to learn when to shut your MOUTH, you fucking douchebag!
Jeff: You're not the one in power, idiot.
Crazy James: You STOLE Roddy's power. You STOLE it. Why the FUCK would I let you help me get mine?
Jeff: So the fuck what?
Crazy James: SO WHAT? Do I want my power? UH YAH. So you’re not helping me get it. Bitch.
Jeff: I wouldn't steal it from you.
Crazy James: MY ASS. I’m sure you told Roddy that, too.
Jeff: You're leaving.
Crazy James: Bitch, whatever. Suck on my cock, you fucking dingledouche.
Jeff: Suck my cock when I win Veto and you're the replacement, going home!
Crazy James: Bitch I’d like to see you try and win the Veto.
Jeff: I've won more competitions then like all you guys combined…
Crazy James: I’ll be there and I’ll kick your ass and then I’ll use my power which I will get on my OWN and I’ll fucking murder your pansy ass. I don’t give a flying fuck. You’re gonna fold when it comes down to it. PRESSURE BABY PRESSURE.
Jeff: James, you're not good at this game. You suck.
Crazy James: YAY I SUCK. Awesomeeee. Tell me more babyyyyy.
Jeff: You're a little bitch who will not make final 2.
Crazy James: I’m gonna make sure your ass goes home, 6 votes or not.
Jeff: James, you can't win a competition to save your life. You're pathetic. Bitch, you didn't sign up for an easy game!
Crazy James: I take it you were a middle school dropout. Raped by Daddy. Then raped your own mommy.
Jeff: You're not going to make me quit if you think I'm anything like Jase or Holly. And by the way, you never made them quit, you delusional fuck. You just thought you did in your own mind, while others like myself pretended you made them. You looked like an idiot!
Crazy James: HAAAA I’m such an idiot, yaaaaay. I’m the only sane person here. I have the balls to go against you.
Jeff: You are not the only sane person here, and you've been my bitch forever. I've been calling the shots and you've been sucking on my dick, bitch, and you know it. If you find this power or whatever it is, it's still not as powerful as me as a person in competitions, and I don't need to talk to half these pathetic people because I can make the final 4 with my vote alone and with my power. You had to suck my dick to get here, you pathetic sheep!
Crazy James: I haven’t been riding your coattails. I've been pretending to be your number one, "YAY ARMYYYYY.... not!" You're just the FOOL for believing me!
Jeff: I never believed you, James... you've been the weakest motherfucker in this house. It's sad to watch someone to be so delusional right now! It really is.
Crazy James: Jeff, do you take meds?
Jeff: You're not funny.
Crazy James: I think I'm very funny. I laugh at my own jokes sometimes..
Jeff: James, do you have therapy or do you go to special classes with special people?
Crazy James: HAHAHAHHAHAH. I have therapy AND I go to special classes with special people. Sexaholics with your mom. You ready to apologize?
Jeff: Why should I?
Crazy James: To reduce your tool-ness. And if you don’t want to, then consider it your death bed, pal.

After the fight, Crazy James called everyone into one of the bedrooms and let everyone know about the fight and Jeff’s secret power.

Crazy James: Basically, I'm rallying the house together in order to get rid of Jeff. This kid thinks he can blackmail me with his six fucking votes? Fuck that! I'll let it be known that I'm gunning him down. I've got everyone in the house on my side, and I'm working hard on this mission prize.

Crazy James (to the house): JEFF IS A FUCKING TOOL AND A DOUCHEBAG!!! No one trust a word he says. Right now all of us have to team up against this motherfucker and take him down. He has SIX EXTRA VOTES which he stole, they were RODDY'S PRIZE!!! How fucked up is that!?!?? And the more he wins, the more extra votes he will get. I'm working on my prize right NOW, and if it's any good, we can use it and take this mother fucker DOWN!!!!! Dead Man Walking. And it ain't me.

Renny: My name is Lorenza Martyn and I approve this message.

Roddy: Gotta say Jeff... its really too bad for you that the sweet little power you took can't influence a jury vote. If it did then you might have had a shot at winning.

Lydia: Wowzers, that was really low what you did to Roddy.

Crazy James: I'm glad pretty much everyone left in the game is on board with this. I'm still working on my prize. It's taking fucking forever, but I have a great feeling that it's going to be something amazing and just what we need to take this scumbag down and out of the game. If we just sit back and let the game continue with a "meh" attitude we'll get nothing accomplished and he'll make the Final2. None of us want that. Let's all work together and stop this fucker.

Lydia: Crazy James went up a lot of points in my book. I mean, I know he has been outspoken and crazy this entire game but I just thought he didn't have much depth to him. I am glad that I was wrong and he sure put Jeff in his place during that argument. I hope we all have the opportunity to do that... including me.

After everyone else had left the room, Roddy thanked James for sticking up for him.

Roddy: Thanks man, I appreciate you backing me on that.
Crazy James: Honestly, FUCK JEFF. I don’t care if he nominates me this week.
Roddy: I want his ass out. Badly. I think it is awesome that you might be able to pull it off this week.
Crazy James: If I go on the block as your replacement, will you help me out? And not vote me out. As long as I’m in the game Jeff won’t gun you down, after all.
Roddy: Yeah, I would be willing to. I totally agree with you that Jeff has to go, and I also think you might have the best shot at getting it done.
Crazy James: HELL YEAH *pounds it with the Rodinator* You just went from my #1 enemy to my #1 friend. I think we just connected based off of how much we hate that tool Jeff.
Roddy: I totally agree. I mean, I don’t really blame you for wanting me out. I figure I kinda brought that on myself. But I am so ready to just get this shit done. I think that we will basically be able to get the house unified in getting rid of Jeff as soon as possible.

After finishing his 500 laps, James made quick work of his remaining clues and unlocked the second mystery power.

Crazy James (reading the power description): This power allows you to occupy the mind of the HOH for one round. You must immediately name the person you would like to target. The next time your target wins HOH, you will control his or her nominations (both the initial nominations and the Veto replacement). If the HOH wins the Veto, you will get to decide what he or she does with it. This power may only be used once throughout the duration of the game. If your target is evicted before he or she wins HOH, you must immediately name a new target. The last time to use this power is when there are 5 Houseguests remaining.

Crazy James: I CHOOSE JEFF. Since he's the only one who wins.

Now that James was in possession of the Mind Control power, he would have full control over Jeff the next time he won HOH.

Crazy James: So this is cool. This is awesome that I actually won a power. I think I went from out of the loop to becoming King Loop, so I feel friggen amazing. I've declared war on a lot of people in this game, but I never thought it would come to this. Me versus Jeff, pretty epic. He's going down... or I'll die trying

As the Veto competition approached, Jeff continued his intimidation tactics…

Jeff (to Roddy): Cunt, you're leabing. Leaving.
Roddy: You think that threatens me? If I leave, I leave. So be it. You don’t intimidate me and you never have.
Jeff: Idiot.

Roddy: WHAT. A. DOUCHE. Did he seriously think that he could scare me? The bitch didn't even have the courage to confront me about anything at all, and his best insult is 'You're Leabing!' He is a pathetic low life that I will be GLAD to see depart from this house. I can't believe I ever, EVER trusted him and wanted to see him in the end with me. I really can't stress how worthless he is. Everyone left hates that scumbag and will be happy to see him go.

The Veto competition was called “Prisoner of Veto.” The Houseguests would be asked a question, with the answer being an evicted Houseguest. Then, they would have to take that Houseguest captive by searching the backyard for a picture of that Houseguest and bringing the picture to a check-in station. In each round, the last person to check in with the correct answer would be eliminated. Only 1 person would be eliminated in each round. If more than 1 person had an incorrect answer, the person who checked in last out of those individuals would be eliminated.

The game came down to Jordan, Lydia, Jeff, and Crazy James. The question was “When Alex used the Power of Veto to save himself, who took his place on the chopping block?”

The Houseguests immediately began searching for pictures of Libra. Jordan was the first to find one and check in, with Lydia right behind her. Jeff and James each found a picture at about the same time and raced to the check-in station. It was James who checked in first by a hair and defeated Jeff.

Before Chelsbot even announced that Jeff had been eliminated, he got up and made his way back inside the house. With their enemy out of the competition, the Houseguests couldn’t help but celebrate…

Chelsbot: The correct answer is Libra.
Crazy James: SUCK ITTTT JEFFFFF. SUCK ITTTTT!
Chelsbot: Jeff, you have been eliminated.
Crazy James: BITCH BYE.
Lydia: Jeff left!
Crazy James: Hahahahahaha.
Lydia: FUCKER!!!!
Jordan: LMAO!
Crazy James: AMAZING. Guys, this made my month.
Lydia: We pathetic NOW?
Crazy James: Best moment ever.
Jordan: God, that was beautiful. I don’t have words to describe it.
Roddy: It would have been better if I was a part of it.

Lydia: Can we please talk about the Veto? We must. It has to be brought up because it will go down as one of the best things that has happened in this game. Words can't really describe the beauty of what took place during the Veto challenge.

But first...

Here is a quote from Jeff when he was fighting with Crazy James that ticked me off more out of everything that he has said...

"It's still not as powerful as me as a person in competitions and I don't need to talk to half these pathetic people"

Fast forward to Veto challenge...

Chelsbot: "Jeff, you have been eliminated."

I swear I could hear bells ringing and angels singing! So do you think we are pathetic NOW Jeff? Obviously since we can kick your ass in that challenge, you must be lower than pathetic. Which matter of fact... you are! Rot in hell bitch. I can't stand cocky people, especially people who think they are God and their word is law.

The final round came down to James and Jordan. The question asked which Houseguest had been evicted by an 8-3 vote. Jordan made quick work of the competition, rummaging through the yard to find an Alex picture and bringing it back to the check-in station. With that, the Southern Belle had won her first competition of the season.

Jordan: OMFG... did I REALLLLLLY just win a competition? Like FOR REAL? I am in shock. IN SHOCK!!! I can't freakin’ believe it!! I am SOOOOO excited!! This was amazing <3 I am sooo proud because I actually beat Jeff at a competition. I did it. YEAH I DID!!

So, I am NOT gonna be using that Veto. I am not willing to jeopardize Lydia and Kevin's safety, not to mention I have been way closer to James lately and I trust him more than I do Roddy at the moment :-\

Jordan let Crazy James know that she planned on keeping things the same…

Jordan: I’m not using Veto, just letting you know
James: Thanks. Honestly, I’m shocked we pulled that off. AMAZING.
Jordan: We need to do this AGAIN.
James: For starters just make sure that sexy Veto of yours isn’t used. Otherwise I’m prolly a goner.
Jordan: I know. I won’t be using it, trust me!

And she stuck to her word...

Jordan: After weighing all options, I have decided to NOT use the Power of Veto. This has nothing to do with respecting the HOH's wishes, but everything to do with respecting my fellow houseguests. I'm sorry Roddy and Renny. Good luck!

And James came up with a strategy to lie about his secret power.

Crazy James: What an awesome week. Okay, so in the Veto Comp just now, we took down Jeff. It was amazing. "SUCK IT BITCH!!!". Oh, it felt awesome. Anyway, I'm telling people what my power is.... well, sorta. I'm telling them that my power is that I can void anyone else's power within a 24-hour period after their power is used. I told them it's non-transferable and can be used up until the Final 5. Why am I doing this? Because they know Jeff's 6 extra votes are the only thing holding him in this game, and so by me saying I have this super awesome void power they will keep me in the game until at least the Final 5... well... that is, unless Jeff wins HOH next week, in which case my power will jumpstart itself, LOLLL.

Anyway, I'm being a liar right now. But it's cool. It'll either help me a lot or hurt me even more. Prolly hurt me, but WHO CARES, YAYYYYY!!

With the eviction approaching, everyone scrambled to get the votes to go their way.

Renny: There are 4 votes and I am not sure where they are going. I am certain that James will be voting to evict Roddy and I hope that Kevin does as well. I have a feeling, though, since Jordan and Roddy seem to be buddy-buddy, that Lydia/Kevin/Jordan will all probably vote to evict me since Jordan didn't use the power of Veto. Hopefully I can talk to them to see where their heads are at before they vote, but I am getting that feeling of impending doom.

Lydia: The vote is going to be a tricky one. I think in my opinion that it will be a tie... which sucks because I hate to give Jeff MORE power than what he already has. Me and Jordan will vote for Roddy to stay. Kevin and James will vote for Renny to stay. So it’s all in the hands of Jeff. Lame. I tried working on James to see if he would keep Roddy, but he says that Renny has not done anything wrong to him. *smacks head* GRRRRR! For somebody who HATES Jeff... he is giving him more power than he deserves.

Roddy knew that if the vote came down to a tie, Jeff would most likely send him home. He knew that Crazy James would be keeping his ally Renny, so his only chance was to sway Kevin. To secure Kevin’s vote, Roddy promised Kevin a final 4 deal.

Roddy: Initially I was really nervous about this vote. I knew that I would have to win over SOMEBODY, but I just didn't know who. I knew that I had Lydia and Jordan for sure, but that it would be tough to get the last vote I needed to stay.

The way I saw it, Jeff must have realized I was a greater priority than Renny, so he would eliminate me. So I needed James or Kev. For the first time in ages, I talked to Kev. I explained a LOT. I didn’t hold back and I was completely honest about things. I explained my true reasoning for the moves I made, and my nomination of him. I think it meant a lot to him that I was not faking, and I was giving him the truth. He said he would vote to keep me, which means that should be enough. Let’s hope...

Roddy (to Lydia): Umm, you down for going to final 4 with Kev?
Lydia: Yep. You, me, him and Jordan?
Roddy: Yeah.
Lydia: Yeah, I am cool with that.
Roddy: HE’S IN!
Lydia: OMG!!!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!!! YAY!!!! Haha and I bet Jeff thought he would break the tiebreaker

Lydia: Roddy made a deal with Kevin that he would take him to final 4 with me and Jordan. Whatever. I didn’t care what kind of deal they made, as long as Kevin DOES NOT vote off Roddy.

When the votes came in, Crazy James was the lone vote to keep Renny in the game. Jordan, Lydia, and Kevin all voted to evict the Lorenza, and she became the third member of the jury.

[Chelsbot]

Week 9

Remaining Houseguests: James Zinkand, Jeff Schroeder, Jordan Lloyd, Kevin Campbell, Lydia Tavera, Roddy Mancuso


After losing his ally Renny, Crazy James was all alone…

Crazy James: So Renny was eliminated last week because she was RETARDED and didn't simply ASK Kevin not to vote her out. Kevin was DEAD SET on voting out Roddy, but since Rennyjando never freaking ASKED him not to vote her out, Kevin figured "hey, might as well help out the Rodinator and vote out Renny". So Renny was eliminated by a 3-1 vote, and once again I look like a fool being the sole voter. "Lonelyyyy, I'm mistah lonelyyyyyy. I have nobody, to call my ownnn-oooOoooOoown."

Meanwhile, Roddy and Lydia were thrilled that the vote had gone their way.

Roddy: ;D ;D ;D OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! I MADE IT! I'M SAFE! I ACTUALLY WAS ABLE TO TALK KEV INTO KEEPING ME! You do not realize just HOW happy this makes me. I want to win this thing BADLY dammit!

Lydia: To be honest, after I knew that James was voting out Roddy, I thought that Roddy was a goner. Words can not express how relieved I am that Roddy is still in the game. Kevin agreed to vote him to stay if we promised him Final 4... whatever, I don’t mind. I would have said almost anything if Roddy stayed. Him and Jordan are my besties... and with Jeff still in the game, I need them in this game.

With the house united against Jeff, the house was relying on James’ power to nullify Jeff’s extra votes…

Lydia: Crazy James leaked out information about his power he got to us. Apparently his power "voids" other people powers if you use in within 24 hours. Which means, if James is telling the truth, that Jeff's power will be useless if he ends up nominated at the end of this week. So that means it is crucial that my alliance get HOH this week and also PoV to keep Jeff on the block. Jeff will think that he will stay with his extra votes... but little does he know, he has no extra votes. It is going to be tricky for us to keep HOH and PoV away from him, but from what happened last week... it is possible. He isn't as great as he thinks he is. Not by a long shot.

It is hilarious that the WHOLE house hates his guts. Finally, it takes this long for everybody to figure out how much of a douche he is... it only took me one conversation with him to figure that brain twister out. Better late than never I guess. Fucker deserves what he is going to get. ;D

…but James was bluffing about the power. In reality, he had the power to control Jeff’s decisions the next time Jeff won HOH.

Crazy James: Guess who has a 2/6 shot at winning HOH this week?? Whattttttup!? Reduce that shit and you've got 1/3rd./ Whatttttup? *Air Five*

Okay, let's get down to business, or as the Swedes say, let's get down to guiness?? If my plan works out, Jeff will try his hardest and win HOH for me.... for me!... FOR MEEEEEEEEEE!!! And then I'll be in control. I think Kevin, Jeff, or me winning HOH would be fine. Maybe Jordan too. I'm realllllllly hoping Lydia or Roddy doesn't win this though since both of those fools have nominated me in the past. I told Jeff I could void his votes so he should be trying mad hard this week, let's just hope it works out.

The HOH competition was called “So Close and Yet So Far.” The Houseguests were given 20 questions about the Big Brother Warzone game. The answer to each question was a number. For each question, the Houseguest who came closest to the correct number without going over would earn a point. If everyone went over, the Houseguest with the closest number would get the point. The Houseguest with the most points after 20 questions would win HOH.

At the end of the competition, Lydia took the win with 16 points, while Roddy was close behind with 14. The tattooed lady had taken the HOH key for the second time this season.

Roddy: I loved the HOH this week. It didn’t hurt that Lydia and I were working together on this one. We checked all of our answers with each other, and I think I actually helped her a fair amount. There are certain answers that she definitely would NOT have gotten had she been working on her own. I got second in the challenge, but I am somewhat convinced I would have won if I had not helped Lyd with a few answers. Either way, though, I am happy for her to get it because it means that I am safe this week, and Jeff MAY just end up leaving.

Crazy James: Honestly, that was the fucking WORST display I have EVER shown in a challenge. THREE FUCKING POINTS!?!?!?!? Just kill me now. Seriously. That makes me feel like worthless crap. Not even crap. Like, below crap. I don't even know what to say. I'm speechless. Everyone beat me, and CLEARRRRly Roddy, Jordan, and Lydia worked together on the HOH challenge. Like, fuck, I'm in a really bad position here. Plans backfiring. People depending on my voiding-power that I DO NOT EVEN HAVE. Alliances crumbling. Me somehow being EVEN SHITTIER at challenges. God. It's all falling apart and it SUCKS!!! All of it SUCKS!!!

Lydia promised Crazy James that he would not be an original nominee, but she could not promise him that he would be safe if someone used the Power of Veto.

Lydia (to Crazy James): Jeff and Kevin are my nominees for sure.
Crazy James: I seriously REALLLLY REALLLLY REALLLY want to be the one who votes him out. Like if he doesn’t win Veto, maybe someone would be cool with going up.
Lydia: I will think of it when it comes... just win Veto and make sure nominations stay the same. Don’t worry, Jeff is a gonnnnerrrrr.
Crazy James: Sweet.

Crazy James: Lydia just told me that she's going to be nominating Jeff and Kevin. Okay, not the end of the world. But say EITHER of them wins Veto, worst case Kevin, because then my own plan would fuck me over... LOL.... god dammit. I see it coming already. This fucking sucks. Maybe I can convince Jordan to be a replacement for me? I dunno. This just sucks. All of it. *KILLS SELF SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY*

Lydia: Thank God for my almost perfect memory because I am HOH... once again! I am so flippen excited to be safe this week and a ticket to the final 5! I got 16 out of a possible 20 points, which is kinda amazing considering the tough questions.

But what is even sweeter than that, I get to be the first person to nominate JEFF! Haha, so many have wanted to have that pleasure and I get to do it! I am planning my nomination speech as we speak. Most likely Kevin will go up as a pawn because James is whining because "he wants to vote Jeff out himself, and also because it's his power that will send him home". Whatever. I will let the cry baby get what he wants. For now anyways. Anything to shut him up.

While Lydia was dying her hair in the bathroom, Jeff walked past her and made a quick sarcastic comment.

Jeff: Nominated I’m excited.

Before Lydia could reply, Jeff had walked away.

Lydia: He is such a cocky prick. He thinks no matter who he is up against, they will go because he has his six votes. And unless James is bluffing about his power... his six votes aren't worth crap and he will be sent packing! We are going to try and continue on with the week acting like nothing is up so he will not suspect a thing. Hopefully... he won’t even try to win Veto OR doesn't save himself. NOW that would be epic.

For surviving last week’s vote against Renny, Roddy was offered a secret mission.

Chelsbot: You must obsess over something chosen by the viewers. You must have at least 3 conversations with 3 different Houseguests where you talk about your obsession. Each of these conversations must last at least 5 minutes. The obsession chosen by the viewers is… Pokémon.

Roddy didn’t feel that winning a secret power was absolutely necessary, but he saw no reason not to go for the mission. After exiting the Diary Room, he approached Kevin, who was lounging on a couch in the living room.

Roddy (to Kevin): Do you ever go through phases where you like get into something from when you were a kid?
Kevin: I work at a kids store, basically, so of course.
Roddy: So you totally would understand my recent addiction to Pokémon, then. It’s so weird... I consider myself a regular person, but I also love a kids show.
Kevin: Yes, Pokémon is awesome. I know tons of guys that are still into it.
Roddy: My favorite one is definitely Geodude. I don’t know if you ever watched the show, but that dude had the funniest voice.

After sharing his obsession with Kevin, it was time to chat with Lydia…

Roddy (to Lydia): So random question… do you ever have these random phases where you get nostalgic for something you liked as a kid?
Lydia: You mean, like... do I ever like something again... like a TV show I watched back then?
Roddy: Yeah, exactly. I am going through a phase where I am watching Pokémon.
Lydia: I grew up in the 90s, so I’m obsessed with things from the 90s...especially 90s movies... whenever one is on I am like YESSS... because I watched them like 100 times when I was a kid.
Roddy: Yeah, Pokémon were from the 90's too, actually. It was like huge where I lived when I was in grade 5 and 6. Like people bought trading cards and I think my little brother still has mine somewhere.
Lydia: My brother has them too, and he also played Gameboy. Pokémon is still around today, but it was HUGE in the late 90s.
Roddy: I don’t know if you ever went through the Pokémon phase, but it is twice as good the second time through.

James’ turn was next. As soon as Roddy opened his mouth, James called him out.

Roddy (to Crazy James): Pokémon is the best show. I mean, yeah, its anime, but it’s like hilarious… I had like the cards, the games, everything…
Crazy James: So this is your mission?
Roddy: No…
Crazy James: Sureeeeee…
Roddy: Well, I would just really recommend that you try it sometime.
Crazy James: Missions or Pokémon?
Roddy: Uhh, Pokémon, I don’t even know what you are talking about.
Crazy James: Okay, sorry. My favorite Pokémon was Hitmonchan.
Roddy: Mine was Geodude.
Crazy James: Geodude was cool.
Roddy: In the show, Geodude's voice was really low. It sounded so funny.
Crazy James: Squirtle was awesome, too.
Roddy: Yeah, and Bulbasaur.
Crazy James: So is your mission to make me say the names of like 5 different Pokémon?
Roddy: Again with the mission talk...who are you? Team Rocket? I just LOVVEEEE Pokémon. I just wanted to make it clear how awesome it is.

PASSED

Roddy had met the requirements of talking to 3 people about Pokémon for at least 5 minutes and had passed his mission. However, James was on to him and wanted to make it known. He called everyone into one of the bedrooms and called Roddy out in front of the whole house.

Crazy James: Roddy likes Bulbasaur and Geodude and doing missions that are WAY TOO obvious.
Lydia: Pokémon are hot. You’re just jealous.

Lydia: Crazy James is getting on my nerves again. Why in the heck does he have to call everybody out? Lord. I guess he is entertainment I will give him that, but he is a bitch to live with. Obviously, Roddy got a secret mission and it was I guess to talk about Pokémon. It was out of the blue, so I immediately caught on that it was his secret mission, but I didn't want to ruin it for him, because if Jeff survives this week... we have back up for next week if we get a useful power to take him out. BUT freaking James tries to sabotage his chances because "he doesn’t like powers" Ummm, WTF? The main reason why we will be able to get Jeff out, is BECAUSE of YOUR power.

Crazy James and Roddy both gave a list of who each Houseguest would be if they were a Pokémon. When Roddy compared Jeff to Electabuzz, Jeff was not happy.

Jeff: Why again am I Electabuzz?
Roddy: Clearly this Pokémon is a Grade A Douche. That is why I picked him for you.
Jeff: We know this is just to get a clue to a power. You can stop.
Roddy: Awwww. Electabuzz is angry... Get back into your Pokéball, bitch. If I am doing this with the intent of gaining access to a power, then I certainly wouldn't listen to some dumbass scrub asking me not to go for it.

Afterward, it was time for Roddy to open a safe. Wanting to make sure he didn’t pick an empty safe, Roddy asked James which safe he had taken last week. However, James lied to him and gave him the wrong safe.

Roddy (to Crazy James): So do you mind telling me which safe you picked?
Crazy James: Surely, Shirley. Safe 1.
Roddy: Okay, cool, well hopefully Safe 2 has something good then.
Crazy James: Do you wanna do it together? And me NOT steal your prize.
Roddy: Maybe. I would really like to see if I can accomplish it on my own for the sake of my ego, but I will let you know if I change my mind.
Crazy James: Okay.

Crazy James: YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID YES TO MY HELP!!!!!! ENJOY OPENING THE WRONG SAFE YOU DUMB SACK OF CRAP YAY lololol I realllly reallly hope this fake Pokémon missioner does all 500 laps and all that bullshit, hahahaha. OMG that would be SO funny Oh that would be grand!

Roddy: I did not know which safe to pick. I picked safe 3, so I knew that one was gone, and I knew James had a power as well, so I think that meant there was one left. So I asked James which safe he opened, and he said safe 1. So I asked for safe 2.

So I open the safe, and it is clearly the safe that James took for himself. I do NOT understand his thinking. I was trying to keep him off the block, but if he is gonna give me the metaphorical finger, then I am gonna forget about trying to help James. If I win the Veto, I am gonna talk to Lydia first, but my plan will be to use it on Kevin when he is nominated, and have her replace him with James. That way, if he has the nullification power he HAS to use it. And now I won’t even feel slightly bad about it. James you calculated incorrectly. I did not really need that power. But you did need my allegiance. OOPS2YOU!

At the nomination ceremony, Lydia didn’t hold back her true feelings…

Lydia: I have nominated Jeff and Kevin for eviction this week.

Jeff - I don't even know where to begin with you. You have been under everybody's skin this whole game. Especially mine. You are a low life, self-centered piece of shit. Normally, I would feel sorry for people like you, but through your actions and how you have treated everybody in this game, I honestly do not categorize you as a human being… maybe an insane human being. I could continue on and on, but I am seriously done talking about you. So I will just end on this parting note: FUCK YOU.

Kevin – I don't have a problem with you at all. But just like the last time I nominated you, you got the shorter end of the stick. Best of luck to you and I mean that.

Lydia: Some people may think my nomination speech was a little harsh, but in Jeff's case it should have been harsher. The bitch had it coming, and he deserves more than he got. Now I just have to make sure operation "Jeff's Surprise Eviction" is going to go down without a hitch. I am praying this works. We just need to get past the PoV... and hope he doesn't go for it, thinking he is already safe with his six extra votes.

Kevin: Lydia getting HOH was obviously not good for me. I knew this would happen. I guess James begged her not to put him up at first. So, it is me against Jeff. Ew, right? Not a good situation. Plus, I guess Roddy, Jordan, Lydia, and I's Final 4 didn’t mean shit at the time. I wasn't actually going to honor that anyways.

Roddy: OMG I GOT MY KEY! I knew I was gonna get it, but it felt VERY good to be off the block this week after such a close call last week. To make things even better, the nominations are set up in such a fashion that Jeff could PLAUSIBLY go home this week. Because as long as James used the nullification power, we (Jordan and I) are gonna have complete control over the vote. To top it all off, James was not initially on the block. I was actually really happy about that. Not because I like him, but because I was afraid that James might win the Veto but still be pissed about the nomination and opt out of using the nullification as a big 'fuck you'.

Roddy let Lydia know that James had screwed him over on picking a safe…

Roddy (to Lydia): James pissed me off last night.
Lydia: Ummm yeah. I was furious. I knew that you had a mission, so I just went along with it.
Roddy: I asked him which safe he picked and he lied.
Lydia: WHAT?
Roddy: I don’t mind. It’s no biggie.
Lydia: Gosh.
Roddy: Because now he is an easy boot for me.
Lydia: After we use his power this week and Jeff is gone, he is gone next week.
Roddy: I think that if me or Jordan gets Veto, we should use it and James should go up, so that if he was lying he will go home instead of Kev.
Lydia: I was thinking the same. Good idea. If he is bluffing, he will pay.

After talking to Lydia, Roddy decided to call James on his bluff.

Roddy (to Crazy James): There is one thing I wanted to clarify with you… about the safes.
Crazy James: Yeah?
Roddy: Well, I do trust that you are telling me the truth about the safes... but I basically got the same task as you. So would you be cool with me seeing the inside of Safe 1 now that you already have the power? If not, I understand.
Crazy James: Safe 1? I’ve never been in Safe1? Safe 1 is the one you’re in. Do you need help on it? I promise I won’t steal it. I’m no Jeff.
Roddy: Shit, are you serious? We must have had a miscommunication yesterday.
Crazy James: What are you talking about?
Roddy: I am in Safe 2.
Crazy James: WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN THERE.
Roddy: You told me that you had picked Safe 1.
Crazy James: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I WAS SAYING WHICH ONE YOU SHOULD PICK!
Roddy: Shit :/ Well, no worries, I think the power would have expired very soon anyways.

Crazy James: WHAT!!!!! A!!!!!! DUMBASS!!!!!!! LOOOL!!! I gave you the wrong number on purpose moron

The Veto competition was called “Houseguests in Disguise.” The Houseguests were given silhouettes of 10 past Big Brother houseguests, and they had to figure out who was each one was. James was first to submit his answers, with 6 out of 10 correct. Then Lydia finished and submitted with 7 correct. To no one’s surprise, Jeff was the next to submit and got a perfect score, claiming yet another victory.

Jeff: (grabs the Veto medallion) Time for you guys to start cracking like the stupid Nerd Herd on Big Brother 6! You guys need to get over your pathetic selves, because I'm not going anywhere, bitches!

Jordan: Geez LOUISE!

Roddy: Awesome job Jeff! ;D Now you're one step closer to that final 2 you won't be winning. Oh, and LMAO at you acting like this Veto win changes shit. We already knew you were sticking around this week because of your fancy power.

Crazy James: Typical.

Jordan: Gosh darn it, Jeff has won AGAIN. What will it takeeeee? I’m trying to make it seem like he has a power anyway, so its not like he was going anywhere. Jeez... Lydia should have just nominated James Now he wants to use Veto with the hopes that James goes up replacement. Maybe if James was up to begin with, Jeff might have been cocky enough NOT to use Veto. I wish he would use it on Kevin

Now that Jeff had won the Veto, James felt like it was game over for him. But he was not about to give up.

Crazy James: I cannot freaking believe that dickhole Jeff ACTUALLY won the Veto. Like, wow. It was a freaking hard Veto challenge though, especially for someone who has NEVER watched Big Brother!!! UGH!!! All these BB-related challenges are killing me and making me feel completely worthless in this game. Time and time again I'm getting fucked over. Now JEFF won the fucking Veto, he'll use it, I'll go up as the replacement, and Jeff will throw like 4 of his power-votes against me.... and I'll be gone

This is the end of the Jamezter. Ugh.

.......... unless I can tell Lydia that Roddy gave Jeff all his answers BLACKMAIL TIME, YAY!

James set his plan to throw Roddy under the bus in motion…

Crazy James (to Jordan): Between you and me, I think Roddy gave his answers to Jeff.
Jordan: Realllly?
Crazy James: I think so. I asked Roddy if he gave his answers to anyone, and he said only a little. And Jeff got help on the challenge. They used to be allies...
Jordan: Yeah, I know…
Crazy James: I think they’re fooling us.
Jordan: God. I know. That’s why I didn’t want to tell Roddy anything. I thought Jeff might have nominated Roddy because he figured he would stay and get a mission.
Crazy James: Well, I’m pretty sure they’re working together again.

Jordan: Tell me something I haven't already thought of. Did I not say how fishy Roddy is? I don't know... this could be completely untrue, but in all honesty, I have a nagging feeling they really are still working together, and unfortunately, I sometimes get the feeling Lydia is in on it, too Ah... it just would suck SO badly if people I thought I could trust are completely scheming against me. :-\

James gave one final plea to Lydia…

Crazy James (to Lydia): Jeff said the Veto was really hard, but he got HELP. Now, he got help, you say? So I went back to Roddy and asked if he gave anyone his answers and he said only a few… I think Jeff and Roddy are still together. Roddy is a really sneaky guy, and he's really powerful too. Lydia, you know I have no shot at winning this game. I've won no challenges and I've fought with everyone in the cast. Terrible gameplay. Please find it in your heart to keep me in this game and not nominate me this week Please, I beg of you!!! I'll do whatever you want if you keep me safe this week. Hell, I'll give you my power. Promise NEVER to nominate you if I win HOH. I'll do ANYTHING, Lydia, anything!!! Please, please, please; just find it in your heart to keep me in this game. I've tried SO hard all game and I'm constantly getting fucked over. I really don't want to be eliminated yet. Think about it, there are so many big fish in this game that can win in the Final Two... I'm not one of them.

Lydia: James has really grown on me... he really has. But if anybody's ass is on the line, they will say anything that you want to hear. He does bring up good speculations that even I have questioned, but its too late in the game to go on that and not hard facts. I know that Roddy and Jordan have my back to an extent to keep fighting in this game and that’s all I really need. If Roddy is playing me, good for him, then he deserves to win this game.

At the Veto ceremony, Jeff’s decision came as no surprise…

Jeff: Anyways, I'm going to use the veto on who? MYSELF. Lydiacuntsheepbitchweakass, it's time for you to name a replacement nominee.

And after telling Jeff off…

Lydia: VERY creative, Jeffrey. Love the name. I like how you get all cocky when you win something, but just like last week when you didn't win the Veto, you run and hide like a coward. And also, keep up the douche act because it makes it easy for everybody NOT to vote for you. It's funny how you work so hard in these competitions, but by pissing everybody off you have single handedly destroyed your own chances at winning this game. Kinda ironic that the person who might ultimately beat you in this game... is YOURSELF.

…Lydia named a replacement nominee.

Lydia: Anyways, this sucks that I have to do this, but I have to go with my gut on this... I am sorry but the replacement nominee is... CRAZY JAMES. This is nothing personal, but strategic. You had a lot of suspicions about people but that’s not enough for me to risk my game. I wish you the best of luck on the upcoming vote.

Crazy James: Well, it was nice knowing y’all. Hopefully by some miracle I'll still be here next week, but I know it's not very likely. I've played my ass off to make it this far and I'd obviously love to stay in the game for at least one more week. Perhaps someone will find it in their hearts to help a brotha out?

Roddy: James did not realize how tight Lydia/Jordan/I are. So he goes to Lydia trying to sell me down the river. He tries to say that I am working with Jeff in secret, and he tries to do the same with Jordan basically. It was a really bad decision for James to make. He tried to sell out BOTH of the votes he probably would have needed to stay this week.

Jeff: I'm really sick of these people. They're pathetic low life pieces of shit. They can't understand it's a game and if I want to be evil and take my ally’s power then I can do it. They don't need to be bitches and complain to me and stress that I won't win this game. It's sad how pathetic these people are. I bet they have no lives. I really am just happy I won the Power of Veto and James is going home over Kevin. I'm going to give Kevin HOH answers next week just to secure I can use my votes and make sure Lydia, Roddy or Jordan go home. Wouldn't that be amazing? I think it'd be so awesome. Just need to make sure it happens. If I make final 2 I am contemplating whether to try or tell them all to fuck off.

After the Veto ceremony, Lydia headed upstairs to the HOH room to listen to music. Without even knocking beforehand, Jeff stormed into the room.

Jeff: Hi.
Lydia: What do you want, Jeff?
Jeff: Who do you think you are? Oprah Winfrey? Paris Hilton?
Lydia: No? The question is WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. I don’t have time for you.
Jeff: I just think it's funny how everyone is laughing at how pathetic you are, stuck up Roddy's ass.
Lydia: I am doing just fine, thank you very much.
Jeff: It's like you can't play a game by yourself. Roddy was my final 2. I bet he told you all the same things. You're just a sheep.
Lydia: I am not a sheep. I didn't listen to you the first week. That makes me NOT a sheep.
Jeff: You’re Roddy's sheep, though. He will win this game. He’s played amazingly.
Lydia: Roddy hasn’t told me to do anything. And yes, he is one of the top people who will win.
Jeff: He's bossed you around. He is playing better than all his sheep.
Lydia: I think he is playing better than everyone, including you.
Jeff: I don't care what you think.
Lydia: I don’t give a shit about what you think. Everything you say is BS, so you are honestly wasting your time.
Jeff: I'm playing by myself, not with dumbass people like you. I can do this by myself, unlike others.
Lydia: Good for you, have a fucking cookie.
Jeff: You’re the obese one. You have a cookie.
Lydia: You’re sooo pathetic now that you are attacking me with personal attacks.
Jeff: Well, you brought up a cookie.

Lydia: I love making Jeff swallow his tongue. I had to try SO HARD not to bust out laughing and then rip him a new one. But that’s what he wants... me to freak out on him and let information slip. I know his sick little games. I know that if you want to get on Jeff's nerves, you need to just give him very short smart ass remarks and EVEN agree with him. It’s more rewarding to make him search for words, because its sooo easy to respond to a "FUCK YOU JEFF!" He even had to go to personal attacks, saying I was obese because I mentioned a cookie. Haha nice try Jeff. Whatever you say will only give me more strength to fight. Your petty attacks won't do shit except show what a piece of shit you are. Keep it coming Jeff, I'm loving it.

Although Crazy James was fighting as hard as he could, the house decided that it was his time to go.

Roddy: Jordan and I talked, and Lydia and I talked, and the consensus is for James to leave. I am simply gonna be praying that James has not fostered a deal with Jeff. That is his only shot at staying, but I don't think Jeff wants him around.

Jordan: I hate having to vote James out, but obviously I’m not going to evict Kevin. He has been a loyal and trustworthy ally since the very beginning.

Kevin: Jeff is like this super bad villain when it comes to this game and he wins everything. No one really likes him at all. I'm actually to the point where I don't mind him. I mean he is here in the game and that is fine with me. I was never really with him, but everyone thinks I’m with him now.

Jeff wants me in final two with him according to James. I'm not opposed to that. I mean if no one really likes Jeff maybe they'll be bitter if Jeff does happen to take me all the way to the end of the game. That could work out.

James is now asking me to quit. I can't believe he asked me to quit. Seriously. -_- I like him and all, but I won't even quit a game for my best friend, so why would I quit for him? Plus, I feel like he is totally trying to guilt trip me. Maybe I'm taking it all wrong, but it feels that way.

Before his eviction, James had one last surprise for the Houseguests.

Crazy James: Before I'm forcefully REMOVED from this shithole of a house I have a nice departing gift for the remaining five of you *sets fire to the living room* *watches it burn to a crisp while laughing evilly* Enjoy your burnt living room, bitccccches ...Now wouldn't it be funny if I wasn't evicted ANYWAY, SUCK IT EVERYONE

And when the votes came in, James was sent to the Jury House by a vote of 3 to 0.

Crazy James: Don't miss me too much, everyone. Now at least all you fake bitches won't get called out anymore. Take off your masks and let your true selves be heard!!!!!!! Stop hiding in the shadows and actually PLAY the game. Have fun finishing Big Brother Borezone without me you soulless beings! Crazy Jamez... out!

Crazy James: I tried everything this week to stay in the game. I navigated Jeff through Safe #2, thus proving to him I have a power. However, he pretty much caught my lie about being able to use the power whenever I wanted to, and when I said I'd give it to him if he kept me in the game he just called me a liar and continued on with his douchebag ways. I told Lydia that Roddy was secretly working with Jeff and that he gave him all his Veto answers. I told her that Roddy's playing all sides of this game, and he's got a Final 2 with her, an alliance with Jordan, an alliance with me wherein (this is true actually) he said we gotta watch out for the girls, and a secret alliance with Jeff. She didn't believe my accusations and pretty much went on her way as her typical fake ass self. I even asked Kevin to quit the game for me, and he pretty much started crying claiming I wasn't his friend. I replied by saying that "he wasn't my friend because only a true friend would quit a game for me." LOL. Yeah, he got very teary-eyed. I legit tried everything in Crazy Jamez' Crazy Book Of Trickz, and nothing worked. I knew it was the end, so the only other card I had left to play was to BURN the living room down to nothing but a crisp!!! And so that's what I did.

Fourth Juror... meh, not terrible. I just can't wait for All Stars because a fiercer and more aggressive Jamez will be there and be ready to take NO SHIT for anyone as usual. I really did a LOT better than I thought I would in this game. Went above and beyond, and yet still lost the game to FIVE FAKE BITCHES, but whatever, it's all cool.

It was a really great game; definitely a lot of freaking crazy characters. I just wish I dominated a little more. I think socially I was on my game during certain portions of the game; but a lot of the time I let the craziness of the cast really get to me; to the point where I'd pretty much go berserk on all their asses; Holly, Jase, Chiara, Jeff, Lydia AND Roddy. That's a LOT of names, and yet I still managed to pull off sixth place. I was out of the loop pretty much all the time; no one told me anything, and yet I managed to enter into TWO safes successfully during the SAME week. I think that's pretty cool, something no one has ever done before probably. So yeah, sometimes I let my temper get the best of me, but at least it didn't cause me to be the first boot. Woot woot.

For the last time, until All Stars...

Crazy Jamez... outz!

[Chelsbot]

Week 10

Remaining Houseguests: Jeff Schroeder, Jordan Lloyd, Kevin Campbell, Lydia Tavera, Roddy Mancuso


After Crazy James’ eviction, the final 5 Houseguests sat around their burnt living room waiting for the next HOH competition to begin.

Lydia: Well, last week didn’t go as planned, but it could have been worse I suppose. I knew there would be a chance that Jeff would survive my nomination... but a girl can dream can't she? Oh well. Time to try again! ;D

Can we please talk about James's exit? So predictable. What an attention seeking whore. I like how he tried to give us all advice on how not to be fake in this game, when he was one of the fakest, kiss ass houseguests of us all. Yeah James, I will make sure to take your parting advice... when I want to be evicted just like you did.

"Have fun finishing Big Brother Borezone..."

James did have some good speculations in this game, but this particular one he could not have been more wrong. The war is now just truly beginning at this stage... and this game is going to get... *Lydia gets into cheerleader attitude* U - G - L - Y!. Ok that's enough of cheerleaders. But you get the point.

Roddy: I was thrilled with the eviction results!

I'm sure James really intended to go out with a bang, but it was really more of a whimper. It was really stupid of him to turn against me so many times in one week because I was really the key to keeping him. It would have been a tough sell with Jordan, but I think I could have done it because of the power he claimed to have (or maybe did have, I could really care less).

James leaving means I don't have to be as harsh with Jeff anymore. One of my fears was that James and Jeff would realize that it was mutually beneficial for them to align and target Lydia, Jordan, and me. But turns out James was blind to my relationship to them anyways, although I don't think it hurt that I perpetuated an atmosphere of anti-Jeff sentiment. And I think it worked but is no longer necessary because Jordan, Lyd and myself comprise 3 of the 5 remaining houseguests.

It was time for the HOH competition. The Houseguests headed outside to the backyard to compete. The name of the game was “Not This Again!” and it combined elements of previous competitions.

In Round 1, the Houseguests were given 5 versions of the Big Brother logo and they had to figure out whose eye was in each. Each correct answer was worth 1 point.

In Round 2, the Houseguests were given a picture of Sheila and Nathan from last season, and each had a speech bubble with an encrypted quote. The Houseguests had to decipher the cryptograms to reveal quotes taken from Sheila and Nathan. Each quote was worth 1 point.

In Round 3, the Houseguests had to battle it out. Every 15 minutes, a flamethrower would be up for grabs. The person who grabbed it each round would be able to take 20 HP from one of their opponents. The winner of this round would get 4 points; the runner-up would get 3 points; the Houseguest who finished in 3rd would get 2 points; the fourth place finisher would get 1 point; the first person to be eliminated would get no points.

In Round 4, the Houseguests were given a picture with several hidden letters. They had to form the longest word possible using the letters, and they’d receive a point for each letter in their word.

In Round 5, the Houseguests were shown 4 silhouettes of past Big Brother Houseguests, and they had to figure out who each one was. They would receive a point for each correct answer.

Jordan: I was super nervous, because I know Jeff KILLS at these. Anyways, I was happy to see that one of the rounds meant I could basically eliminate him from ending the HOH competition early for answering it quickly. I started the trend and let Roddy and Lydia end it.

Then, I kept my some of my answers to myself. In Round 1, numbers 2 and 3 were obvious to me, so I didn't mind sharing them. Then, Kevin and I worked on them and he got Adam Jasinski and Alison Irwin for me. I got Michele. I decided I wasn't going to share numbers 1 and 5, but I definitely wanted to give SOMETHING out so that I get something in return. I gave Lydia Adam Jasinski.

For Round 5, for the longest time, I thought numbers 1 and 2 were Will and Howie. Lydia later told me Roddy got Kevin and Jeff for that. Kevin told me number 3 was Chelsia and number 4 was Russell.

I submitted the same word I submitted for the big HOH with the letters because it was 19 letters and they were all available. I triple checked.

For round 2, I got those pretty quickly. Lydia tells me later that the quotes were "Waste of a power! Dumb bitch!" and "I want to see the Hannah Montana movie so bad!"

Not sure if she did it on purpose or not, but the actual quote is "I wanna." Things like these make me think she and Roddy are way closer than she is to me. It scares me.

If I win HOH, my nominations are gonna be Jeff and Roddy.

Lydia: I think that Roddy, Jordan and I have this HOH in the bag. We worked pretty well together to ensure that Jeff doesn't get his fifth HOH title. But during the "Drawing the Battle Lines" round of the HOH after Jeff and Kevin were eliminated... there was a little tension on who would get what points. I was perfectly fine getting 3rd place in that round, but Roddy thought he should get first because he thinks he has a better chance of getting HOH than Jordan. And Jordan wanted to get first place in that round because she doesn't trust Roddy with HOH as much as if she and I would get it. It's kind of good that they are doubting each other now... so if it comes down to choosing who gets the shaft, they will each not choose me. I was acting like I was "taking one for the team" to ensure I don't step on any toes, because I know both of them want this HOH BAD. They both have a vendetta against Jeff that they want to get revenge for in their own way. I don't care which one gets it, because I know I am safe either way.

Roddy: I knew going into this HOH that I had a pretty good shot at winning this. Lydia was cool with me winning it because she won the last one, so I knew I would have help. And the challenge placed a large emphasis on the length of the word in the letter challenge, and I knew that was something I was really good at. Every other aspect of the challenge I might not necessarily have been fast at, but I was competent at. And speed was barely a factor. Anyways, so the challenge was really only between me and Jordan in reality. I gave Lydia the word she used just to be nice.

When the results were revealed, Roddy took the HOH title for the second time this season. Jeff earned 0 points, while Kevin earned 1. Lydia and Jordan tied for second place, losing to Roddy by 3 points.

Jordan: I am always just SO close, but not close enough :-\ Ridiculous. I’m just gonna have to trust that Roddy won't screw me over. This probably saves me from an impossible situation, like nominating Roddy and having him and Lydia pissed at me. I kind of just get the feeling that the two nominated are gonna be Kevin and Jeff, but there is still the chance of a backdoor. We cannot let Jeff win PoV. I do NOT want to see Kevin go.

Lydia: So Jeff and Kevin didn't even submit the challenge -_- I am a little pissed off about the fact that I tried my best to ensure that one of my allies gets HOH and they go ahead and don't even do the challenge. What a freaking waste. We are at FINAL FIVE and they have the nerve to not even submit the challenge. What bitches. Kevin is just lazy and Jeff probably thinks that since he can use his "fancy" extra votes, he does not even need to compete for HOH. Whatever. He can rot in hell. He is nooo fun... and I wanted to beat him far and square. Again. ;D

Soooo Roddy gets HOH. Perfect. I would have been just as happy to see Jordan get it as well. Because no matter who won, my pretty (in shape I might add) ass will not be seeing the block this week, even after Veto replacement. I am Roddy's number 1 and Jordan's number 1, so it feels good to be in a good spot with both of them.

The target this week is obviously Jeff. As always. But we are all aware that he still has extra votes if they haven’t expired yet. Oh well, Kevin's lame ass can be booted this week if need may be. I will not loose any sleep over it. But if Jeff DOES get voted out this week, I will be on cloud nine. I may even shed a little tear of happiness. But big girls don't cry.

Roddy: So I am the HOH! And that is awesome because it means I am guaranteed final four, and that I can basically ensure that Lydia is there with me. My nominations are gonna be the obvious choice for me this week. Kev and Jeff will be on the block and that is not negotiable for me.

At the nomination ceremony, Roddy stuck to his plan…

Roddy: I nominated Jeff and Kevin.

Jeff, if I had been making this nomination speech one or two weeks ago it would probably be a longass emotional accusation of betrayal and backstabbing. And I think it would have been justified to a degree because you really did blindside me – I had no clue you would nominate me so early. But to be honest, I do not hold your decision against you because things were clearly souring between us and I was contemplating jumping ship as well. Still, you are the only person in the final five who has come after me so I would be crazy not to nominate you, even if your power is still valid.

Kev, I am sorry to nominate you this week. I sincerely don’t want to see you go, so in that way you are a pawn. I know we have a final four deal but people from a final four deal are forced to nominate one of their own at final five. It is tough to justify nominating Lydia or Jordan when they fought for the HOH challenge and you did not turn it in.

Roddy: In my speech to Jeff, I wanted to tell him that I was nominating him, but that it wasn't out of spite. I do not think that he is leaving this week. I am pretty sure he has that power up his sleeve, or maybe he was just bullshitting. I think he is trying to make it look like he has given up, and then plans to use his power.

I felt bad about nominating Kev, but I do not feel THAT bad about it. Kev never really tried at competitions, and if someone is gonna be the victim of Jeff's power, I'd much rather it be him than Lydia or Jordan.

The Veto competition was called “P.o.T.V.” There was a giant T.V. consisting of 30 screens. Their job was to put each screen on the correct channel. If all the screens were on the right channels, the puzzle would be solved. If they went down the wrong path, they could be trying to put the wrong image together. That's because there were 3 puzzles, but 2 of them were missing pieces—making only one solution correct. The Houseguest who completed the puzzle in the fastest amount of time would win the Golden Power of Veto.

In a close race, Jordan beat Roddy by 4 minutes and won her second Veto of the season.

Chelsbot: Congratulations, Jordan! You have guaranteed yourself a spot in the Final 4.
Jordan: OMG, yay. <333
Lydia: Congrats Jordan! That was a crazy and fun challenge

Jordan: OH MY FUCKING GOD! I can't BELIEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEE I won veto!!! I am seriously sitting here, shocked. Jaw to the floor, dontcha know

God. Now I have a tough decision to make. Do I save Kevin, or do I leave nominations as they are? I don’t know what to do! I think I should just trust Lydia to evict Jeff, but part of me is scared that she and Roddy are aligned with Jeff. Why am I so paranoid!!!!? Ugh. I should probably follow my instincts and not use it :-\

Roddy: So I gotta say that was a frustrating competition. Figures that the last puzzle that I try is the one that is the correct one. However, I am not upset that she won the competition. I really wanted Jordan, Lydia or myself to win.

Although Roddy expected Jordan to keep the nominations the same, Jordan was torn on what to do…

Jordan: This is a terrible decision that I have to make right now. If I use veto on Kevin, Lydia and Roddy will be pissed at me, and next week, if I don’t win HOH or veto, they will vote me out over Kevin. Also, Lydia will go up and if Jeff uses the power, she goes, which screws me over for next week. Not only is Jeff still around, but I am less likely to win a Veto/HOH and less likely to have Roddy pick me over Kevin.

If I don't use the veto, I will have Roddy and Lydia still wanting me around for final 3. Lydia will probably still consider me for final 2. If Jeff uses the power, Kevin will go. I will be screwed either way, because Jeff stays, but at least I will have Lydia fighting for Veto right alongside me :-\ But Kevin will be gone

Everything is telling me that the power either never existed or has just expired at this point.

At the Veto ceremony, Jordan made a difficult decision.

Jordan: I won the power to veto one of Roddy's nominations. At final 5, this feels amazing, because I have just secured myself for the week and I have the opportunity to ensure at least one other person's safety and spot in the final 4 along with Roddy and I. With that being said, I choose to… NOT use the Power of Veto. Good luck Kevin and Jeff. Congrats on Final 4, Roddy and Lydia.

Roddy: I am thrilled that she did not use it. This puts me in a very strong position in final 4, because I am in the dominant alliance and I am a good challenge competitor. I have blood all over my hands, so I should be desirable to take into a jury situation.

With Eviction night approaching, Lydia and Jordan were on pins and needles waiting for Jeff’s eviction…

Lydia: So I am like literally counting down the minutes until Jeff's "Eviction". Unless he uses his "power" to save himself, he is a goner. If he is evicted, I might be speechless for the first time since this game started. It was be sooo amazing, and I won't really know what to do because there will be hardly no one left to bitch about.

…and they voted to evict him without hesitation.

Jordan: This vote is the most amazing vote I could possibly make. I am really hoping no power is coming into play because nothing gives me greater pleasure than to say: I VOTE TO EVICT JEFF!!!!!!!

Lydia: Jeff has been my enemy since Day 2. We don't get along, I don't like him, and the fact that he is still in this house annoys the crap out of me. I VOTE TO EVICT...

FINALLY...

WITH GREAT PLEASURE...

JEFF. I already said my opinion of you constant times throughout this game. So there is nothing more to be said. I am just glad I was able to cast this eviction vote whether your lame ass leaves or not.

However, Jeff still had one week left to use his mystery power from the basement. With the power, he would earn an additional vote for each competition he had won. He could use the votes if he was on the block, but not if he was Head of Household.

Jeff: Roddy sucks, so does Lydia, and I really don't like Jordan either. I like Kevin, and I'm sad he'll be going and even more sad to know that I have no chance at winning the game now because of the lame people in the game...

I use all 7 votes to vote to evict Kevin.

And by a vote of 7-2, Jeff survived yet again. Kevin became the 11th Houseguest to leave the Big Brother house and the fifth member of the jury.

[Chelsbot]

Week 11

Remaining Houseguests: Jeff Schroeder, Jordan Lloyd, Lydia Tavera, Roddy Mancuso


The Houseguests were disappointed that Jeff had escaped eviction once again…

Lydia: The outcome of the eviction was expected, but still very disappointing. UGH! This guy will not GO AWAY. He is like an annoying pimple that you think you popped... but it just keeps coming back. This blows because if Jeff would have been evicted, I would most likely have had an easy straight shot to the finals. Now the end is a little clouded and blurry, because I have no clue what will happen now. But I still have to focus on the task at hand... which is still getting to the end. Jeff still being here does not change that, it just complicates the task a little more.

…and Jordan felt terrible about her decision to leave Kevin on the block.

Jordan: HONESTLY... this fucking sucks. Kevin leaving is the worst thing I’m so sad!!! Kevin didn't deserve this. I got so caught up in all the fucking drama, got so caught up in all the craziness, that I actually kept my #1 ally in serious danger thinking about the GAME the following week.

I feel absolutely terrible. This isn't how I play. Any other game, I wouldn’t have thought about it twice and I would have used that Veto in a freakin’ heartbeat. This was a terrible week, despite winning that Veto.

And to top it off, I feel like I came in SECOND place in that Veto, because had Jeff actually cared enough to participate, he would have won. Ugh.

Jeff started to show a nicer side…

Jeff (to Lydia): I’ve been trying to keep my distance. I know I'm alone, so I feel it's pointless to talk to you guys and then just have a fake conversation. But I wanted to say congrats on final 4 and good luck on HOH and the rest of the game.

Jeff (to Jordan): Hey, Jordo. I’ve been trying to keep my distance. I know I'm alone, so I feel it's pointless to talk to you guys and then just have a fake conversation. But I wanted to say congrats on final 4 and good luck.
Jordan: Happy birthday. Is it really your b-day?
Jeff: Yeah…
Jordan: And um, thanks, you too.
Jeff: Thanks Jordan.
Jordan: And I’m not a bitch, if I seem like it, sorry :-\
Jeff: It's all good, Jordan. Don't worry about it.
Jordan: So you didn’t even attempt HOH or Veto, I guess? Sucks to think that I probably wouldn’t have won that Veto had you participated in it.
Jeff: Jordan, don't beat yourself down about that, you never know. Good job on that!

Lydia: Fake bitch. Can't. Stand. Him. Why can't he just be the asshole we have all grown to know throughout this game and stop acting? He is seriously wasting his time, especially with me.

Jeff has been annoying as ever. I think I do believe Roddy in his suspicion that he is bipolar. Some days Jeff is this cocky guy who will not shut his trap and doesn't care about what people think of him. Other days he is like a stalker ex-boyfriend who still needs your love and affection. His constant mood swings are giving me a headache. He either wants to annoy me to death or he wants to basically rape me. This guy is a fucking roller coaster of complete mess.

The final 4 Houseguests gathered in the backyard to compete for HOH.

Chelsbot: Tonight's Competition is called "Day by Day." I will ask you a series of questions. Each question will ask what day a specific event took place in the house. For each day your answer is off, you will have to take one step forward. So if the answer is "Day 5," and you wrote down "Day 3," you would have to take 2 steps forward. After 10 steps, you will step on a landmine and be eliminated from the competition. At the end of 10 questions, the Houseguest who has taken the fewest number of steps will be the new HOH.

Chelsbot: On which day did Alex use the Power of Veto to remove himself from the block?

The correct answer was Day 3. Lydia and Roddy got it right, so they did not have to move. Jordan said Day 4, so she had to move one step forward. Jeff said Day 5, so he had to move ahead 2 steps.

Jeff: Guessing days is not my thing. I'm not a fat man bear pig like Ryan or Adam on BB9 who know all this.

Chelsbot: On which day did I announce that you would be rearranged into 5 new cliques of 2 members each?

The correct answer was Day 15. Jeff said Day 16, so he moved ahead 1 step. Jordan said Day 14, so she also moved ahead by 1 step. Lydia said Day 17, so she moved ahead 2 steps. Roddy said Day 1, so he moved ahead 14 steps and stepped on a landmine in the process. Roddy was now eliminated from the competition.

Roddy: Man did I ever disappoint myself in the HOH. It was a stupid mistake that I made because I rushed myself.

Chelsbot: On which day did Crazy James burn the living room to a crisp?
Jeff: Never knew he did that. I’m out.

The correct answer was Day 34. Lydia said Day 33, so she moved ahead 1 step. Jordan said Day 30, so she moved ahead 4 steps. Jeff said Day 10, so he stepped on a landmine and eliminated himself from the competition.

Jeff: Good luck, ladies.
Lydia: Doing it for the girls!
Jeff: Jordan > Lydia.
Lydia: Fuck off, Jeff.

Chelsbot: On which day did we play the Veto Competition "Prisoner of Veto"?

The correct answer was Day 29. Lydia said Day 24, so she moved ahead 5 steps. Jordan said Day 18, so she moved ahead 11 steps and stepped on a landmine.

Chelsbot: With that, congratulations, Lydia! You are the new HOH!
Roddy: This competition was such a fail from everyone but Lydia.
Lydia: OMG! YAY! I have a good memory.
Jeff: Can we nominate now? I really just want my third nomination in a row.

Lydia: Third Hoh for Lydia! ;D Once I heard about the challenge, I knew I had it in the bag. I really excel in those types of challenges because I have a pretty good memory. It seems unreal that I have a ticket to the final 3. Now I am just one step away from getting to the finals and possibly winning this game.

Roddy: The second best option was Lydia winning, so this is not so bad for me. I think that Jeff and Jordan are both dead set on evicting each other this week - which was kinda why I wanted them in the end together from earlier on. I am hoping that should I lose Veto, I might be able to skate by on the mutual disdain they have for one another.

Jordan: Well, isn’t this just ANOTHERRRR slap in the face?! Had I used Veto on Kevin, I probably would have won this HOH. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! Ugh.

Lydia knew that her nominations would not mean much this week. The power this week would lie in the hands of the final Veto winner.

Lydia: It honestly does not matter who I put up for eviction. Everybody who plays Big Brother knows that at final 4, the Power of Veto means everything. Not only is that person safe, but they solely decide who is going to be evicted this week. Being Head of Household this week basically means I just have immunity.

Lydia (to Roddy): Did I just make final 3? You HAVE TO WIN VETO. Or I can, too.
Roddy: Yeah, you definitely did just make final 3. Congrats! Let’s just hope for the best with Veto. The good news is that I think I have a decent shot of staying this week, and we have then made final 3 together.
Lydia: I really want Jeff out this week ‘cuz he will be like impossible to beat in the final HOH. Jeff is totally kissing my butt...saying good job and such. I am just going along with it even though it’s fake. I just don’t want to fight right now.
Roddy: Yeah, that’s what I am kinda doing, too. That, and I really don’t want to get into a fight with him, because I think that he might win Veto.
Lydia: He is clearly off his meds still and in his "happy" mood. Question: Since its the Veto that counts this week and nominations don’t mean crap... who do you think I should nominate... you, or Jordan? I hate knowing I have to nominate one of you...
Roddy: I don’t care if you nominate me. Not like it even makes a difference.
Lydia: I know. I just think that if I nominate Jordan... she would be a little hurt, and I think you could handle it better.
Lydia: Honestly.... it’s all about Veto. Nominations mean crap. The HOH has no power this week... I am just basically immune.
Roddy: Yeah, no I do not mind if you nominate me beside Jeff. Because like you said, Veto is 100% of the power this week.


Jordan (to Lydia): Congrats on HOH. I’m just really glad Jeff didn’t win it, even though neither one of me, Jeff and Roddy are safe.
Lydia: I know! It’s crazy... but you and Roddy have to win POV, because Jeff NEEDS TO GO.
Jordan: God, I’m so upset about the eviction, jeez.
Lydia: I know. I was really hoping for the best. But wasn’t it good to evict him?
Jordan: Yeah. (laughs)
Lydia: By the way, you’re safe, but it all rests on Veto…
Jordan: Oh, with the key? Yeah, that doesn’t mean anything. If Jeff wins, he would evict me most probably.
Lydia: He probably will evict Roddy, but I have NO CLUE what he will do.

At the nomination ceremony, Lydia placed Jeff and Roddy on the chopping block…

Lydia: I have decided to nominate Jeff and Roddy. I have already stated my opinion about you, Jeff. And Roddy, we both know that this nomination doesn't mean anything really. Everybody knows that in this round, the PoV holder has the power.

…but everyone knew that it was all about the Veto.

Jordan: Well, this could be my last week in BB Warzone I’m gonna fight like HELL for PoV. Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to win that Veto and secure my spot in final 3.

I'm still unsure who I would evict if I were in that situation. On the one hand, evicting Jeff eliminates a HUGE threat to win the final HOH, and I know he wouldn’t take me. And on the other hand, evicting Roddy means Lydia would take me to the end for sure....

I don’t know what's better for me, but what I do know is this... winning that PoV would be AMAZINGGGG. Wish me luck please

Roddy: I know I NEED to win the Veto tonight. Even though I am sure that this is the best possible group of people to have with me at this stage, I am not stupid enough to feel confident with anything but GUARENTEED safety.

I need this because it would KILL me to leave this week. I have played this game harder than ANYBODY, and I have been in a pretty dominant position for about 75% of my stay in this house. When I wasn't in such a good positioning (see Renny's HOH and Jeff's 4th HOH) I worked my ass off to make sure that I would recover. So to lose NOW, after everything that I have been through in this game, would REALLY suck.

Anyways, WHEN I win Veto tonight (positive thinking, people!), I am not exactly sure what is the right decision for me. I am about 90% ready to boot Jeff, but there is this 10% nagging me. I am worrying about Jordan and Lydia's relationship. Will Lydia actually go to the final 2 with me? And where does Jordan stand? Would she even consider the possibility of taking me to the finals? Or have the two of them also made a final 2 deal? So many questions, and so many scenarios.

I have a feeling Jeff would rather be sitting in front of that jury with me than with one of the girls, because we will both face bitterness. So it is hard for me to justify booting him, even though I know I probably will have to.

The final Veto competition was called “Race Against the Clock!” The Houseguests were each given a giant clock with a series of clues. The clock was divided into 12 sections. Each section contained a clue about a Houseguest. On either side of each clue was a number, with the answer being a Houseguest. The Final 4 had to search the house for pictures of the Houseguests and place the pictures in their correct spots on the clock. Even though some of the numbers could have more than one correct answer, there was only one way to arrange all of the faces in order to correctly complete the puzzle. After completing the puzzle, the Houseguests had to answer 10 questions about what time it would be if the hour and minute hands were at a particular Houseguest.

The houseguests made quick work of the competition, but it was Jordan who beat them all.

Chelsbot: The final Veto winner is… JORDAN, for the second week in a row and the third time this season! Congratulations!

Jordan: OMG YAY!!!

Lydia: WOOHOO!!!! <33333 Veto Queen

Jordan: This has got to be the most amazing feeling ever!

Winning 3 Vetos is completely unheard of for me. I don't win competitions... I usually SUCK at them. Coming around winning this MAJOR Veto makes me feel AMAZINGGGG! I can't even describe it.

I was working on the challenge quite slowly. I looked for the images and placed them on the clock. I didn't want to waste my time answering the clock and then looking for the images. I thought it would be better to answer them as I went along. I found the images rather quickly and didn't have trouble with the clock.

I answered the questions rather quickly, but I decided I should go over each one again, just in case! And thank GOODNESS I did, because I found THREE errors. Originally I put Jeff as the Eye of the Beholder Veto winner, me as the person to step on a landmine first, and Jeff as winning 3 HOHs. It ended up being: Alex, Roddy, Lydia. I’m SOOOOO proud of myself! Wow. Final 3 <333

Next stop is winning final HOH. It’s gonna be tough, because I get the feeling Lydia and Roddy will take each other to the end, which sucks. I have to evict Jeff, because Jeff wouldn’t take me to the end over Lydia, and he has a good chance at winning that final HOH. At least against Lydia/Roddy, I have a better chance at final HOH.

And at the final Veto ceremony, Jeff was suddenly powerless…

Chelsbot: The fate of both Jeff and Roddy now lies solely in the hands of Jordan, our final Veto winner. Tonight's Veto ceremony is a little different. Whichever nominee Jordan saves with the Golden Power of Veto will advance to the final 3, while the other nominee will automatically be evicted. Jordan, please stand and announce your decision.

Jordan: So contrary to popular belief, this is actually a very tough decision for me. I hold the sole vote to choose who joins Lydia and myself in the final 3.

Roddy, you and I had an amazing relationship throughout this entire game. Even when you remained aligned with Jeff and he tried to turn you against me, you shut him down and to this day, I am grateful. You've been extremely loyal and a great friend in this game, and I thank you. <3

Jeff, you and me got off on the right foot. We clicked, we joked around, and it seemed like we were instantly aligned. It didn't take me long to realize you were a shady player. You had your own agenda and completely ignored the social aspect of the game, because you knew you would probably be able to save yourself with Veto every single week. You were a force in this game and someone I originally was VERY happy to be aligned with, because no one wanted to get on your bad side. But you seemed to constantly do things that completely pushed me over the edge into making that rant against you and turning us into enemies. I'm over all that stuff now, but you are a huge competition threat and someone we all fear competing against in the Final HOH.

My decision, as much as it may seem like the opposite, had NOTHING to do with my personal feelings towards either of you. I think you both played the game the way you sought out to, and I hope my decision isn't taken personally.

With that being said, I choose to use veto on… Roddy. Therefore Jeff, I choose to evict you. Sorry!

Chelsbot: It's official. Jeff, you have been evicted from the Big Brother Warzone house. You will return as the sixth member of our jury of seven which will help crown the winner of Big Brother Warzone 3.

Roddy: OMG Thanks so much Jordan!!! <3<3 Congrats on the final 3 ladies!

Lydia: Congrats Jordan and Roddy! Final 3! <333

[Chelsbot]

Week 12

Remaining Houseguests: Jordan Lloyd, Lydia Tavera, Roddy Mancuso


With Jeff gone, Roddy, Lydia, and Jordan were happy that their alliance had succeeded.

Roddy: O. M. G. FINAL 3 BABY!!! Not only that, but the three of us made it intact together as an alliance! I don't believe that has really happened before in Warzone.

Seeing Jeff leave was bittersweet. Jordan said the decision was a tough one. Does that mean she sees me as a huge threat?

I think I had a better shot at final 2 with a final 3 of Jeff, Lydia and I then I do with the final 3 of Lydia, Jordan and I. So maybe going to final 3 with them will cost me the game. But at the same time, it means my alliance was entirely successful. So that is awesome. With a select few people, I am stupidly loyal, and I just really wanted to see the alliance succeed.

Lydia: Wowzers. It feels very unreal in the house now that Jeff is gone. I might be able to actually sleep with both eyes closed now for once this entire game. I am soo freaking happy right now, I don’t know what to do with myself. Besides winning, my main goal was to get Jeff out of this house. I feel like a million bucks already and I have not won this game yet. This is gonna be great. And I can't picture a better final 3 than Jordan, Roddy and myself. Out of everybody, I think that those two are the most deserving besides myself. And I am happy that our alliance remained intact till the final 3.

Although they were all friends, they were each still playing for $500,000. Everyone was going to go all out to win the game. Having a close relationship with both Roddy and Jordan, Lydia was comfortably in the middle.

Jordan: If I win final HOH, I am 100% taking Lydia to the end. She has been an amazing ally throughout this entire game, even if she and Roddy got super close in between. I love Roddy, but I would just DIE if he were to win final HOH. I know he would take Lydia without so much as a second thought!

Roddy: I think Jordan would take Lydia. And I would also take Lydia. Hmm... convenient for Lydia.

If they think I am gonna take it easy on them because we have been together for a long time, they are wrong. I am still here to win. I REALLY want this HOH badly. If I win, it means that I will have the same amount of competition wins as the girls, and I think I could make a case against either of them.

Lydia: The final HOH is going to be a tricky one. I want to win bad, of course, but I have no idea what to do. I have kept my word and loyalty up to this point and if I win this last HOH... I will have to break it to somebody. Roddy thinks that I will take him to the finals, but I feel like I have a better chance at beating Jordan. It would be a close one either way, because half of the jury is on meds and now we have Jeff there too. So I don't know what will happen. Hopefully if I lose, the winner takes me. But then again I could be a possible jury threat. Gosh. This is going to be a toughie. I can see a lot of ways this game can play out.

The final HOH competition would be played in 3 parts. The winner of Round 1 would automatically advance to Round 3, leaving the remaining 2 houseguests to compete against each other in Round 2. The winners of Rounds 1 and 2 would then face off against one another in Round 3 to determine who would be the final HOH of the season.

Round 1 was titled “Big Brother Boot Camp,” and it was a test of endurance. The Houseguests would have to do as many sets of pushups as possible. If a Houseguest did 1 pushup in a set, he or she would earn 1 point for that set. If they did 2, they would earn 3 points (1+2). If they did 3, they would earn 6 points (1+2+3) and so on. The Houseguests with the most points after 27 hours would win.

Jordan: God, this endurance HOH is such a pain in MY ass. I can hardly stand it. I really want to win part because I don’t feel like doing part 2.

After completing 3 very long sets of pushups, Jordan was exhausted.

Jordan: ~FINITO BANDITO~

God, if I don't end up winning Part 1, I might kill someone... just saying.

And Lydia decided to save her energy for the second round…

Lydia: This first part is very flusterating. I think Roddy or Jordan already have a lot of sets going on, so they can battle it out. I will just have to save myself for the second part because this is not going my way.

When the results were revealed, Jordan won by a landslide.

Chelsbot: Congratulations, Jordan! You will automatically advance to the final round of this HOH competition.

Roddy: Congrats Jordan!

Jordan: YAYYYYY I won HOH part 1 <3 now I need HOH part 3 please!!!

I can’t believe how many more points I had! Jeez. Kinda depresses me, considering I could have quit sooner.

Lydia and Roddy were left to face off in Round 2. The competition was called “Target Practice.” There were 15 locked rooms, each containing a target with a Houseguest’s face on it. Lydia and Roddy had to shoot the targets in a particular order. They had to start by shooting the target of Week 1’s HOH and then his original nominees in alphabetical order. Then, they had to do the same for Week 2, Week 3, and so on. In order to unlock the rooms with the targets, they had to answer questions about events in the game. The first person to shoot all their targets would win Round 2.

Roddy was off to a quick lead, as Lydia could not remember the name of Week 1’s Veto competition, which was needed to unlock the room containing Roddy’s target. However, Roddy accidentally shot Chima and James’ targets for Lydia’s first HOH reign, when she had actually had nominated Chima and Kevin. Roddy had to start over from Square 1 with the first target, while Lydia remembered the name of the Veto competition and passed Roddy.

Roddy picked up the speed and edged out a win over Lydia.

Roddy: OMG this competition was epic!

At the beginning, Lydia and I were neck and neck. Dead even. But then we got to my nomination, and she hadn't a clue of the password. It took me a moment to get it, but I got it. From there, I progressed kinda slowly through the course.

But despite being slow, I was still gaining a huge lead because Lydia was still stuck. I thought about helping her, but then I thought 'don't be cocky Roddy'.

Good thing I decided not to help her with it!. Right as I am near the finish, I realize that I shot James' target instead of Kevin's during Lydia's first HOH. I had to go back and start from the beginning. So I was actually far behind Lydia.

Then I realize that Lyd shot my target two minutes before me. So I started blasting through the challenge because suddenly I felt threatened again. I actually caught up and passed Lydia.

But still it was a tight race, despite both of our setbacks.

After the competition, Roddy assured Lydia that she would be sitting next to him in the final 2 if he beat Jordan in Round 3.

Lydia: Good luck in the final part. I wonder what it will be.
Roddy: I am thinking it will be almost completely random, like what the jury people said.
Lydia: Well best of luck. I would think you would beat Jordan...but sometimes she pulls things out of the blue.
Roddy: I know, I am a little nervous about that, she is a real wild card. By the way, no need to worry about whether or not I will bring you, if I get HOH.
Lydia: Thanks, I would have brought you if I would have won. You’re the only one I promised Final 2.

Lydia: That competition was closer than I thought it was going to be. I literally sat there for thirty minutes trying every darn phrase to come up with the title of the first veto competition. Roddy had to start over because he screwed up in the middle of the challenge, so once he had started over... we were basically neck and neck throughout the rest of the competition.

Roddy told me that he will take me to the final 2 if he is the last HOH. We have always talked about going to final 2 together, but once he confirmed it to me it was a nice feeling. But however, I would rather be going against Jordan in the finals. That is great if Roddy took me, don't get me wrong... it's just that I feel like I have a better chance with the jury if I went head to head with Jordan. Roddy is very articulate and could persuade the jury more on his side than Jordan.

The stage was set for Roddy and Jordan to face off in the final competition. They both knew that if they lost, they would most likely finish the game in third place.

Jordan: I am SO nervous for Part 3, it's not even funny. My fate solely rests in my hands and if I don't win it, I don't deserve final 2. I REALLLLLY want it!

The final competition was a test to see how well Jordan and Roddy had gotten to know their fellow housemates.

Chelsbot: I will ask you 10 questions about statements made by evicted Houseguests. For each, I will give you 2 possible answers. After I ask the question, you will have 30 seconds to answer "A" or "B." For each correct answer, you will earn a point. The person with the most points will be crowned the final Head of Household.

Chelsbot: Which Houseguest said "Roddy sucks, so does Lydia and I really don't like Jordan either"?
A) James
B) Jeff

Jordan and Roddy both incorrectly answered “A.”

Chelsbot: Crazy James said the best manipulator in the house was:
A) Roddy
B) Himself

Jordan and Roddy incorrectly answered “A.”

Chelsbot: Prior to being evicted, which Houseguest said "I am playing for runner up, and I find it to be DELICIOUS"?
A) Chima
B) Monica

Roddy got the answer right, choosing “A,” while Jordan chose “B.” Roddy was now leading.

Chelsbot: Monica said the fatal error she made in the house was:
A) Aligning with all the quitters
B) Not being more active in the beginning

They both got it right, choosing “A,” but Roddy was now leading 2-1.

Chelsbot: When asked what the fatal error he made in the house was, which Houseguest responded "There wasn't one. I became a target because of information leaked by other people from Day 1"?
A) Alex
B) Russell

They both correctly answered “A.” Roddy was leading 3-2.

Chelsbot: When asked who he hoped would be evicted next, Alex answered:
A) Jase
B) Jeff

Jordan correctly picked “A,” while Roddy chose “B.” The score was now tied at 3 a piece.

Chelsbot: Russell said the most shocking moment in the house was:
A) How big of a douche Jeff was
B) When Renny didn't nominate Jeff

They both incorrectly chose “B.”

Chelsbot: Kevin said that the best manipulator out of the final 4 was:
A) Jeff
B) None- They all kind of sucked

Jordan incorrectly picked “A,” while Roddy correctly chose “B.” Roddy was now leading 4-3.

Chelsbot: Renny said the Houseguest she would most like to see win was:
A) James
B) Jeff

Jordan and Roddy both correctly picked “A,” but Roddy was still in the lead, 5-4.

Chelsbot: Last question: Kevin said the houseguest most responsible for his eviction was:
A) Jeff
B) Lydia

Jordan correctly chose “B,” while Roddy incorrectly chose “A.” After 10 questions, there was a 5-5 tie. It would all come down to a final tiebreaker question.

Chelsbot: I'm going to ask you a question, the answer being a number. The person who comes closest to the correct number without going over will win. If you both go over, the person who is closest to the correct number will win. Once I ask the question, you will have 45 seconds to provide an answer.

From the time the first HOH began to the time I announced that Jeff had officially been evicted from the house, how many minutes had you been living in the Big Brother house?

Jordan: 345,600 minutes
Roddy: 36,288,000 minutes

Chelsbot: The correct number is 57,758 minutes. Congratulations, JORDAN, you are the final Head of Household!

Jordan: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *does a little dance, backflip, jumps, runs around the house.... and calms down* OH MY FUCKING GOD. I can't believe my retarded tiebreaker answer was followed with an even more retarded tiebreaker answer by Roddy. Jesus Christ!

Roddy told me, "I really feel stupid about the tiebreaker - I calculated seconds instead of minutes." SO DID I!!! We looked like 2 morons with our tiebreaker answers.

So...what to do, WHAT TO DO?! Roddy made some good points about Lydia playing this clean game and whatnot and how the jury might like her, but to be honest, I don’t think Roddy played much of a dirty game either. I think I’m just gonna take the person I felt closest to this entire game.

Once again, the sole power to evict rested in the hands of Jordan.

Lydia: Jordan won HOH.... it sucked that I couldn’t be in the last part because I would have rocked it. No clue what Jordan will do, though... hopefully she is smart to think she has a better chance going to the finals with me than Roddy. Me and her have been best friends in this house, but it’s still hard to grasp what is going through a person's mind in game mode. It sucks that after making it this far in the game, I now have no control whether I am going to the final 2 or not. It is not a good feeling to swallow at all.

But at the final eviction ceremony of the season, Roddy’s game came to an end…

Jordan: I just want to start off by saying that I feel like I've had a good relationship with the both of you from the very start of the game, so this is actually a very tough decision for me. I went head on for this final HOH because I felt it was the only way for me to guarantee my spot in the Final 2, but now it comes with a huge responsibility. When weighing my options, I felt like you both worked really hard to get to this point and that you both played a really good, clean game. As a result, my decision has to come down to who I have felt played right along beside me throughout this entire journey. The person who seemed to have the same interests as me and helped me carry those interests out.

I'm sorry, but I vote to evict… Roddy.

With Roddy's eviction, the blondes are left to battle it out. Who will walk away with the half million dollar prize: Jordan or Lydia? Find out on the season finale of Big Brother Warzone 3.

Roddy: This game was AWESOME. I had a great time and I feel like I was able to contribute a fair amount to how the game played out. I am very glad that I was not eliminated early on, and that I got the chance to play this game the full way through.

I really feel like I did everything I could short of winning two crucial endgame challenges. I won two HoH's. Helped Jeff/Lyd win a lot of their comps. Survived three nominations, and was betrayed by my closest ally. All in all, sounds like a very enriched BB experience.

To the Houseguests:

Jeff, Lydia and Jordan. You 3 made this game what it was for me. You three were the three I interacted with by far the most, and I know the game would have turned out very differently if any of the three of you were not cast. Thanks so much for that, and congrats to each of you for a game well dominated .

Kev, James, Renny, Monica, Russ and Alex. You 6 were strong players and despite being in opposition with you for much of my stay here, I am very glad that I was able to play it with you. This game would have been boring as hell if I didn't have someone to work against. Yes, I did fuck a lot of you over, but hopefully that is in the past and everyone will keep in mind that it was a game.

Chima, I wished you were playing this game for yourself to win, not somebody else. And Libra, would have been nice if you were not inactive.

Jase, Chiara and Holly. I really wish that the the of you had not bothered to apply. The way that I see it, you either start the game ready to go through to the very end, or you don't apply in the first place. I sympathize with Chiara for being busy, but Jase and Holly are quitters that tried to accuse a dedicated, voluntary and EXTREMELY impartial host of rigging. That is inexcusable.

To the Host:

Chelsbot, I want to thank you for running this epic game. I hope that I have lived up to your expectations, because I don't think I could have really put much more of myself into this experience.

So, thanks all around, and may the best blonde win!

[Chelsbot]

Finale

Final 2: Jordan Lloyd vs. Lydia Tavera

After saying goodbye to their friend Roddy, Jordan and Lydia stood by the memory wall as they watched his picture turn black and white. 13 black and white photos. It had been a long, hard game, but they had made it to the end. Both ladies had overcome several obstacles to get to this point and were proud of their accomplishments. Even though they were good friends, they both knew that only one person could win this war, and they each hoped it would be them.

Jordan: Personally, I feel like I deserve this… I had to deal with Jeff head on, didn't hide in my little corner. Then I wasn't perceived as a threat, so he just "kept me around" and look at that, I won 3 Vetos and final HOH to ensure me sitting in the Final 2. I know Lydia was good at competitions and had a great social game, but I just feel like I had many more hurdles to overcome. Survived eviction, dealt with an ally betraying me, one of my closest allies quit on me, had a public fight with Jeff, EVICTED Jeff…

Lydia: Lydia has made it to the end, ladies and gentleman. It has been a long and drama filled journey but for sure worth everything. It's been a roller coaster of emotions from start to finish and sometimes I had to check my emotions twice because of how some of my housemates made me feel. But I wouldn't trade it in for anything and I loved every minute of it because it made me grow as a person and as a player. I don't care what other people's opinions of me and if I "deserve" to be in the finals. I honestly don't give a fuck what anybody thinks. I know what I have done and how much sweat and energy I have put into this game. I socialized and strategized my ass off to get to this point, and I will not let any jury member spoil my moment.

Now the end is near and it is my duty to try to convince the jury that I was a more badass chick than Jordan. It will be tricky because I know this jury will not be shy of any bitterness but I will be able to hold my own. I just have to accomplish one more thing that I have set out to do and that is to win this whole thing.

Lydia out... for now. ;D Wish me luck! Future BB Warzone winner could be right here!

Before the Jury of 7 had their chance to address the finalists, Jordan and Lydia were both given a chance to make some opening comments.

Jordan: It's finally come to the end and I had such an amazing time playing. I know some of you may be upset with me, but I am hoping everything said and done is left within the context of this game because to me, this has been a game from the very beginning to the very end. I feel like both the social and competition aspects are important and I feel like I played both very well and to the best of my abilities. I made strong relationships throughout this game and because of that, it wasn't necessary to win so many competitions until it was my sole method of safety. My adrenaline kicked in every single time I won a challenge and I pulled it off every single time I felt like I was in REAL danger of going home. Since Final 5, I took matters into my own hands and single-handedly ensured my spot in final 2 by winning both Vetos and final HOH. Like every great game player in Big Brother, I relied on allies when I could and relied on myself when there was no one else to count on.

Lydia: For me, this game can pretty much be summed up as a roller coaster ride. There were times in the game where I was up and down, but I never for one second wanted to get off the ride because I wanted to see how I could handle every situation that was thrown at me. I believe I overcame all the obstacles to get to the final 2 while keeping my word to the people I gave it to and that is one of the accomplishments I am proud of. Jury… you can trust that I will be honest and upfront about everything because I have absolutely nothing to hide.

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Monica was the first juror to speak, and her questions revolved around her own eviction.

Monica: Jordan, I recall us talking a few times. We talked a lot the week prior and of my eviction. My question is, what role, if any did I play in your game? Why did I leave over Kevin? Did my plea make sense?

Jordan: You definitely had a role in my game. You were someone I not only felt I could trust, but someone I wanted to go very far with in this game. I knew you weren't one of Jeff's followers and so I not only needed you in this game, but I wanted you there alongside me to help take him out. The reason I voted you out over Kevin was because I already had a strong alliance with Kevin. The reason you left over Kevin was probably because some of the others saw you as more of an overall threat than Kevin and because they wanted to respect Roddy's wishes. Your plea made lots of sense and had Kevin not been my #1 ally, I definitely would have kept you.

Monica: Lydia, I don't remember one conversation I had with you. I remember striking you in that one HOH competition, and voting to evict you before. Why was I never considered to be a potential ally to you? The week of my eviction, did you ever consider voting Kevin out based on my speech?

Lydia: After most of my allies quit on me, I had a hard time making new ones and trusting anybody. I didn't feel like it was best for me to make new allies because it would have gave me unwanted ties that I might have ended up screwing over. Your speech did make me want to stop and think. I knew Kevin had some support and was well liked. But on the other hand you were nominated by my #1 ally and I wanted to respect his wishes.

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Chima was the next juror, and she wanted the blondes to explore their animal side.

Chima: Compare yourself to an animal and tell my why you chose that animal.

Lydia: A bobcat. These guys are really underestimated on how dangerous they are. I think I was seen as an underdog at one point but I was stronger that what I appeared to be.

Jordan: A caterpillar. Slow and steady wins the race. No, not a turtle, but a caterpillar. They slowly grow into their own and before you know it, right in front of your eyes, they go through a metamorphosis and become beautiful butterflies, who are extremely social… like me!

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Renny was next, and she put the two finalists to work.

Renny: I am a fan of Edgic! So I want you to create an Edgic chart. Give everyone rating, tone, visibility....the whole works! Good luck to the both of you! =)

The girls got to work on their charts, giving each player in the game an Edgic rating for each episode they were in. Once finished, they presented their charts to Renny.

Lydia: This was my first time doing this, so I don't know if it was done correctly. I am a huge stats person, so I loved this question! Enjoy

Jordan: Thanks for this question, Renny. It was actually way more fun than expected. Good luck with your decision!

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Crazy James was up next, and he couldn't hide his anger toward the two finalists. He felt like he had done their dirty work only in turn to be taken out by them later in the game.

James: I do NOT do people's dirty work and let them sit behind me like cowards, which both of you were. You were both afraid to make any real moves during this game and you both pretended to be clueless ditzy girls that didn't know what you were doing and it was very, very irritating. Lydia, you kept nominating me even though I was helping you out, and then Jordan voted me out over someone who did nothing all game. No offense K, I still like you believe it or not.

Right now I see ZERO difference between either of you cowards. I think both Roddy and/or Jeff deserves this win way more than you two, as do I and even Renny. You guys kind of just sat there and looked pretty as us big dogs went at each other... and please don't even try and TELL ME that it was your STRATEGY to sit there and play "Where'd I hide the tennis ball" all day long.

To both of you: What did you two do this game besides sit there and hide behind the bigger players?

Jordan: I don't even UNDERSTAND where the bitterness is coming from, considering had I won that HOH, you wouldn't have even been nominated. My nominations most likely would have been Roddy and Jeff, because I felt closer to you at the time. I voted to evict you because of the person you were sitting next to, not because I wanted you gone.

I didn't sit behind ANY big players. Big bad Jeff nominated me and ever since then, I was OPENLY coming after him. Jeff made it abundantly clear he was coming after me and then got cocky and decided to go against the "stronger" players. Unfortunately for him, he let his tunneled vision of himself cloud his judgment and passed up the chance to evict the one person who took him out. Ever since I escaped eviction, there was NO way for me to get evicted because either a close ally of mine won HOH, or I won Veto to secure my safety. Believe it or not, building relationships is an actual strategy and one that I sought out to do pre-game.

Lydia: I would like to know what you mean by "big players." If you mean big players as the ones that had the "big mouth," then clearly I wasn't one of them because I didn't want to air all of my dirty laundry and call out people just for kicks and giggles. Anybody and their mother can call out people; it doesn't take a rocket scientist to do that. It was not worth screwing over my game to prove a point or win a petty argument to see who had the bigger "balls."

In no way did I ever hide behind anybody. Towards the beginning of the game I was targeted by the competition threat (Jeff) and most of the people I was closest to left the game besides Jordan (I didn't get close to Roddy till the middle of the game because of his loyalty to Jeff at that time). I kept my relationship with Jordan intact and secretly gained the trust of Roddy because we seemed to have a similar strategy in the game. I knew in order to take out Jeff, I needed to turn biggest ally at that time towards my side. I also won three HOHs when I felt like there was something that needed to be done and/or needed it for security. I also helped people who I felt that I was safe with win competitions as well to keep the heat off of me. Every decision I made was focused on me getting to the end. Yes of course I strategized and made moves with people such as my allies Jordan and Roddy… that's what allies do but in no way did I "hide" behind them.

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Kevin was the next juror to speak. He didn't have any questions for the ladies, but he wanted to give his congrats.

Kevin: Hello ladies. I just wanted to say congrats on making it to the final two and owning us all. I'm not going to ask questions, so this should make things easier for you both. CONGRATS GUYS ON FINAL 2~

Lydia: Thanks Kevin for the congrats! <3 It was nice being in the game with you! You're always a sweetie.

Jordan: Thanks Kevina.

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Jeff's turn was next, and he felt that neither of the blondes was deserving of the $500,000 prize.

Jeff: This final 2 sucks. Two people who took the game so personal and were so UTR. Lydia, you're lucky I couldn't nominate you a few rounds when I was HOH because I would have and you better know that. You pretend like you've played so well, you haven't. Roddy, Renny and I played the best games, I believe. So step off the pedestal or your high horse. Jordan, you impressed me. You started to step up your game and I respect you for that. Great job evicting me, but you were so up Roddy's ass it was unbearable to watch. Since you both hate me I would like you to tell me why I'm a good person and player in general.

Jordan: The first week, I really liked you so obviously you're not a bad person. Despite what you may think, I never thought the game player Jeff was the real you, but you can correct me if I'm wrong. I saw some sensitivity from you towards the end, although that could have been due to the game [probably was], but you know how, so it's got to come from somewhere!

You are a force in the game and can definitely not only win a shitload of competitions, but you are also good at the manipulation stuff. You can weasel yourself out of certain situations and if someone is unlucky enough to fall for it, you will prey on it. It's up to the other players to smell the BS and you're good at concealing it. It's unfortunate for you that you weren't dealing with a bunch of morons in this game, though.

Lydia: If you recall a conversation we had about mid-game… when we were partners still… We had a nice long talk about 2012 (Not the movie but myth) and aliens. During that moment I honestly thought you were a good person and we were friends chatting about nonsense stuff.

If I didn't say you were a good player I would be lying. Sure, I think you lacked on some of your social skills but not in strategy and in competitions. And plus you were the player who everybody loves to hate, and those people always make the show entertaining. And I'm still shocked on how you pulled through on some of the wins that fast. With more people skills, you would be a VERY dangerous player.

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Roddy was the last juror to speak, and he wanted to make sure he had enough information to vote for the most deserving finalist.

Roddy: Jordan, from your answer to James, I realized that I have no idea where I actually stood with you. I always thought that we were tight, and while I knew that you and Kev had something, I never would have guessed that I was a lower priority to you than James was at final 6. So I guess I basically want to know where I stood with you throughout the game.

Jordan: I always saw you as an ally, but I always KNEW you had better connections with other people. First Jeff and then Lydia. As much as I appreciated you as an ally, I wasn't about to settle for being #2, so this is why I would have nominated you at Final 6 and not James.

Roddy: Lydia, as luck is a part of any BB game, I would be a fool to criticize you for benefiting from it. But I want to make sure that it was not JUST the luck; if I am going to vote for you, I want to make sure that you didn't get here by chance. What I want to know is how and when you feel luck played a role in your game (either good and bad), how you capitalized on the good luck, and likewise how you downplayed the bad. I guess what I really want to know is how you adapted to the circumstances that were presented to you.

Lydia: I completely agree that luck is a factor in the BB game and it is true that luck played a part on my game. Most of it was bad luck, but I think I benefited from the bad luck more than the good luck. Almost all my allies quit on me… I was frustrated and I turned to venting in the DR. It actually became very therapeutic for me and I think I should actually try having my own DR when real life gets tough. This is a direct quote from my diary before things started to turn around for me: "If you start pushing me I will not bend nor break... I will push back."

I felt like I did just that. My back was against the wall but never for one second did I ever think of rolling up in a ball, I pushed back all the negative luck that was given to me. Honestly, even though it was hard for me at times, I am really thankful for having more bad luck rather than good. I think if I would have had an easier ride in the beginning, I wouldn't have handled the situations later in the game as well as I did. Because of the bad luck, it made me more thankful and appreciative to still be in the game and make me want to work harder. It gave me more drive and determination than I ever thought I could have had in this game.

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After hearing from each of the 7 jurors, Lydia and Jordan now had one final chance to address the Jury.

Lydia: I really love this quote and try to abide by it when I challenge myself in anything I do… "Nobody said that it'd be easy, they just promised it would be worth it."

That is so true in my case pertaining to this game. The journey was never easy but after all was said and done and after the dust settled, it was an amazing feeling to achieve what I set out to do and well worth all my "sweat" and tears. I only have one more goal left in this game and that is to be the Winner of BB Warzone 3 and I hope that you consider me the most suitable candidate for the title. I never once for a second thought about quitting when I was hit hard strategically and emotionally almost right off the bat in this game. I went from having almost no power, to controlling most of the second half of this game. I was a social threat as well as a competitor in the challenges.

That's all she wrote

Jordan: Above anything else, Big Brother is a Social Game! You can win without winning a single competition, but you cannot and WILL NOT win a game without the social skills. I made proper alliances, stayed true to the people I felt were true to me and most importantly, I played this game for myself. I also won competitions when it mattered to me most. I used all aspects of the Big Brother game to my advantage. I had A LOT to deal with and this whole BB Warzone experience was completely new to me, but I handled myself very well and I molded my initial strategy to suit my needs for this game and even surprised myself with my competition abilities. Prior to questioning, some of you perceived my game as under the radar and passive, but I hope that I have proven you wrong because most of the time, what you don't see is far more important than what's on the surface. I hope my answers were satisfactory to you and I wish you guys the best of luck with your decision!

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It was finally time to crown the winner of BIG BROTHER: WARZONE 3. One by one, the Jury of 7 cast their votes for the winner.

Kevin: I vote for JORDANNNNNN. Honestly, would you expect me to vote any other way? NO. Anyways, I think that Jordan did play the best game overall. Plus, she did get her hands dirty many different times. Example: fight with Jeff. She had a perfect social game and rox. CONGRATS JORDAN ~ you totally deserve to win.

Monica: I'm voting for the person who played the best all around game. This person also personally and single handedly voted to evict the two people who would've beat her in the finale, Roddy and Jeff. I vote for Jordan to win BB Warzone.

Renny: I vote for Lydia to win. Lydia was fun to talk to, she gave me hope in this game in the first week and was part of the reason I got a chance to play over Libra. Lydia played smart, she was a threat, but I always respected that. I think she had the right balance in this game to get to the end and win and that's why she's getting my vote to take the title of BB Warzone 3 Winner, because she DESERVES it. So go Lydia! I hope you win! ;D

Roddy: I vote for Lydia to win. Gah, I did my best to be unpredictable, but we all knew what was coming. Lydia, you were someone who I knew I could count on through the game, and someone that I saw running things first hand from a very early position. You earned the spot that you are sitting in and I will reward that work with my vote .

Chima: One of the things Jordan said was that Big Brother is a social game. She is right. Despite the fact that I was horribly invisible, had no placing in the game and was socially inactive I know she put an effort in to talk to me every now again. I think she put an effort in for everyone, therefore I vote for Jordan to win.

James: I vote for… LYDIA. Sorry Jordan, but I felt as if Lydia had a final 2 with both Roddy and you. And all you had was Kevin on the side who wasn't going to help much. Also, Jeff would've attacked you and Roddy before Lydia, so I think she played a better game. That's all. Jamez... out!

With 3 votes for each finalist, Jordan and Lydia's nemesis held the deciding vote.

Jeff: None of these girls like me, so I will just vote the best player. I think Jordan tried too hard to please people on the jury during the questions. Lydia was honest... I'm voting for... Lyd.

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Chelsbot pulled the final key out of the nomination box. She paused and gave a robotic grin before finally revealing the winner.

Chelsbot: Congratulations, Lydia, by a vote of 4-3, you are the winner of BIG BROTHER: WARZONE 3!

Jordan congratulated Lydia and gave her a hug. Excitedly, the two ladies made their way out of the Warzone house and into a waiting crowd. After 55 days of intense competitions, shocking betrayals, and out of control drama, a winner had finally been crowned: a tattooed HBIC by the name of Lydia.