Season 2 Episodes

[Chelsbot]

Week 1

Houseguests: April Lewis, Daniele Donato, Danielle Reyes, Diane Henry, Eric Stein, Howie Gordon, Jun Song, Karen O’Neil-Ganci, Keesha Smith, Lori Valenti, Natalie Cunial, Nathan Marlow, Parker Somerville, Sarah Hrejsa, Sheila Kennedy, Will Wikle

16 Houseguests stood outside the doors of the BIG BROTHER: WARZONE house, knowing that by the end of the spring, all but one of them would become a casualty of war. Last summer, after a season of bitter betrayal, cutthroat competition, and complete chaos, Rachel Plencner had been the lucky one. The host, Chelsbot, had promised that this season would be twice as intense, so no one knew what to expect.

Some Houseguests were just hoping to lay low for a while and hopefully make some friends…

Lori: Standing outside the house waiting to enter those doors was pretty nerve wracking. I think that communication is key to winning this game. Having a working relationship with each member of the house even without having an alliance with them is the main part of my strategy. So I'm going to sit down, have my glass of champagne, and get to know these people the best I can right now!

Nathan: Nathan here and ready to party. This here game is going to be an epic disaster with this cast, that's for sure, so all I want to do is have some fun. Even if I am a good ol' country boy, I ain't here to play nice, and I ain't here to sit in the corner and do shit. I definitely plan and winning everything I can, and on top of that being as social as possible with these fools. Will I make an alliance with them? Only if they ask. In the game of Big Brother you can make them think you are on their side without outright askin' for an alliance.

Will: My strategy for now is to lay slightly low. At least for the first week or two. I want to be social and talk to people, because I feel like the first HOH usually bases nominations on who they haven't talked to. My long term strategy is to form a tight bond with one or two people and stick with them through the whole thing.

Sheila, on the other hand, was already sizing up her competition. She already had a lot of opinions on her housemates, and most of them were not positive.

Sheila: I already wanna take a gun to some of these cast members and blow their head off. APRIL!?!?! FOR REAL?!?! I hate her so so so so so so so so so soooooooo much. Then there's Karen. I'm surprised she even signed up for a game call WARzone. She's more of the type to prefer a game called BIG BROTHER: CUDDLEZONE where everyone can just tell each other how much they love each other or whatever, and sing retarded songs if anyone tries to bring up any drama. Natalie is just...ugh. She told like 300 people to apply to try and make 300 pre-game alliances but everyone knows how full of shit she is. Howie is a prick and hates me, so he can die. Nathan can go jump off a cliff if he's going to be boring. Jun will definitely get on my nerves in this game, it's inevitable… It's just one giant clusterfuck.

It was only the first night, and Jun was already making a bad first impression…

Jun: Jun Song, Aka resident house cook, aka Chi Chi now has to cook out of the bathroom. What are we cooking? Well lets see… CRYSTAL METH! Thats right we have turned into Big Brother Warzone 2: Crackhouse edition.

Eric: Right now Jun is being slightly annoying, and although I doubt she'll be the first to go I think she should be careful or else her abrasive personality will probably earn her a few votes to evict -- I know I already want to. At this rate the only way Jun would win the game is if it really was the "crackhouse edition" that she joked about.

Jun: Anyways Jun out! FAT N' FAB!

Diane: We have quite the annoying quartet on people in this game starting with Jun. Has to be the most annoying person in the game… her attitude just sucks in general.

Natalie: Jun is THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT EVER & THE BIGGEST ANNOYANCE. I swear you're so fucking retarded and you fail at life. Also, you suck ballz at this game… So go die in a fire, you worthless cunt.

While Jun was busy cooking meth, Sheila was already playing the game. The single mother discovered a locked door to a secret room.

Sheila: So I followed season one closely. Obviously. (PREPARING FOR SOMETHING?) And so I knew about the secret basement and whatnot and someone could get access and a clue to it if they won a challenge and blah blah blah. So I was wondering if there is some SUPER SECRET ROOM that's hidden in this house... So there is indeed some secret room that does exist. I'm assuming like last season, the people that win challenges will get access. So I guess I'll just keep this to myself now and hopefully win a challenge soon (preferably the HOH tomorrow) to see if I'm right about this.

The next day, the Houseguests gathered in the backyard for the first Head of Household Competition, and Chelsbot announced the first twist of the game.

Chelsbot: It’s time for your first Head of Household competition, but first, I have an announcement to make. Things will be getting off to a quick start in the Big Brother Warzone house. Why?

Chelsbot gave a robotic grin and paused a while to allow the Houseguests to ponder the possibilities.

Chelsbot: Because this week, there will be 2 casualties of war. That’s right—this is a double eviction week. At the end of this competition, 2 Houseguests will be crowned HOH. The Heads of Household will both be responsible for nominating 2 houseguests for eviction, giving us 4 nominees for the week. One person from each set of nominees will be going home.

Lori: It puts a lot more pressure on everyone to perform well this first week. I think that people who might of not wanted to win Head of Household the first week may reconsider that and compete after all because they have a much higher chance of going up.

Nathan: So when we done found out that there would be two HOHs and two people goin' home, I wanted to win that much more. Being HOH alongside someone else takes the heat off you for one thing a bit, and it is just the only way to guarantee some safety. Anything could happen with two HOHs running around the house.

In the HOH Competition, the Houseguests were given 5 sets of images. The image on the left is the original picture. The image on the right has been modified. Their job was to find differences between the original picture and the modified picture. The 2 Houseguests who found the most differences would be the new Heads of Household.

When the results were revealed, Keesha and Natalie claimed the win, spotting 50 out of 50 differences. Well, actually, Natalie spotted all the differences and gave them to Keesha.

Natalie: Keesha, Keesha, Keesha. She's fucking amazing, and probably one of the best people to play a game with if you want to have fun and just laugh non-stop.

After the results were announced, a shocking announcement stunned the house.

Chelsbot: In addition to winning Head of Household, Natalie and Keesha have also won the title of General... and they are now in charge of commanding 2 opposing armies. Natalie and Keesha will choose teams schoolyard pick'em style. This season, there will be 2 houses, and they will go head to head in combat each week to determine which house will lose a member. This week, the 2 houses will each separately evict a member. After this week, HOH and Immunity challenges will be combined, with one house winning safety and the top performer from the losing house claiming HOH.

Natalie became the captain of the blue house, Brigantia, while Keesha became the captain of Andraste—the red house. Because Natalie was the first to finish the competition, she got first pick.

Natalie: I pick Sheila.
Sheila: OMG FIRST PICK! Thanks Nat!

Sheila: I begged Natalie to pick me first because I hadn't talked to Keesha yet (nor will I ever) and so she did.

Chelsbot: Keesha gets next pick
Keesha: I pick Nathan.

Nathan: Keesha picked me first, and I didn't know what to make of it. I didn't know if it was because of my score, or because of Natalie, or what. So I was a little uneasy when I saw that because I hadn't really gotten to talk to her at that point.

Chelsbot: Natalie gets to pick the next person.
Natalie: Diane.
Keesha: I pick Lori.

Lori: So I ended up on Keesha team. I'm not exactly sure how I feel about this because I don't know Keesha at all. The fact that Keesha chose me second to be on her team makes me think one of two things...

1. She is wanting to build the strongest team she possibly can because she chose based on challenge performance.
2. She chose me early cause she would like to see me up and out of the house.

At the end of the pick’em, Brigantia consisted of April, Daniele, Danielle, Diane, Karen, Natalie, Sheila, and Will. Andraste was home to Eric, Howie, Jun, Keesha, Lori, Nathan, Parker, and Sarah.

Sheila: So for some reason, I feel like I got totally fucked over in that Pick'em. I hate Natalie so much. She picks Diane. Then April, who she knows I hate. Then other people that I don't know/hate. She totally set it up so that I'm basically forced to be with her, and I am NOT liking that. Not to mention she picked all the weak ass people too. She is a dumb fucking bitch that thinks she's safe, but not if I can help it. I want her ass out more than I want April's ass out. I was super pissed that I was separated from Lori, Jun, Sarah, and Nathan. I thought I'd at least be with one of them, but NOPE! Fuck Natalie.

Lori: I am kind of nervous and not really happy with the whole twist. The only person I really have on my team right now is Nathan. So I'm really just hoping to make sure Keesha doesn't nominate me this week for Eviction cause I'm not sure what my chances of staying would really be. It’s going to be one long season, that’s for sure.

Over at Andraste, Keesha had her eye on Nathan.

Keesha: Nathan is fineee. Note: Seduce him into doing what I want/phone sex for daysssss.

Keesha: So, why is everyone boring?
Nathan: Hmmm. I wish I knew.
Keesha: You should know.
Nathan: You callin’ me boring?
Keesha: You’re hot... so it makes up for it.

Nathan: This mornin' I finally got 'round to chatting with Keesha and we hit it off. She's pretty much in love with me basically. She's also a psychopath. I needed to get into her good graces since she is HOH now, and will be a psycho from now until forever. I do get entertained by her though. It might just be fun to take her down though. That's for a later date though.

At the nomination ceremony, Keesha targeted 2 women…

Keesha: I have nominated Lori and Sarah. I really wish I hated everyone so I could make a big long speech and yell at you guys and tell you to burn in hell and that I hope your grandma gets ovarian cancer and dies and that you are a broke ass bitch with down syndrome. But I don’t know you well enough to hate you yet… so give me a few more ceremonies and it might get a little bit more SPICY!

Sarah: I get nominated with Lori and I totally expected it. I figure she knows Nathan will keep Lori, and this splits the votes up enough so she can try to sway someone into voting how she wants. I asked her why and she says because we don't talk. Well, honey, I am sure I talked to you more than a lot of people in this game have so far so I'm not buying it at all. I know you want me out because Natalie wants me out . The more I talk to the bitch the more I dislike her.

Lori: I have been nominated for Eviction this week. I am not surprised and I am very nervous about being on the block. I know that I'll probably get 1 or 2 votes right off the bat and that’s not going to fair well for me considering 3 is the majority. I am going to fight for that Power of Veto because I know I don't deserve to be the first person to go home. I guess I'm starting the game off right away

At Brigantia, Natalie nominated Daniele and Karen—two known friends and allies.

Natalie: I have nominated you two for eviction because it's clear you two are obviously the most obvious duo in this whole game, and I can not risk that in my game. I even asked you guys, are you guys aligned?! AND YOU BOTH SAID "DUH" um what the fuck? Are you guys fucking stupid? It's so stupid you guys want people to know or something?! I think both of you should maybe GET A JOB or one that pays you enough and go buy big brother three on DVD or any other seasons that is offered on iTunes. Then you should watch the players like Danielle / Jason on Big Brother 3 and maybe learn how to have a fucking secret alliance…

As Natalie spoke, the clock ticked. And ticked. And ticked.

Natalie: I'm NATALIE MOTHERFUCKING CUNIAL AND GOD IS WITH ME. You lied to me which means GOD WON'T PROTECT YOU. Now if you'd excuse me I need to go read more of the Bible and one last word of advice learn how to play the fucking game and stop trying to make deals with me that are fake, go have your guy's showmance. Oh and another thing. . .

Karen let out a huge yawn.

Natalie: Daniele- You are so fake and you are probably one of the worst people to talk to because you're so boring all you do is sit there and be fake… OH AND YOU HAVE 7 letters in your name so I did a lot of thinking and I came to the conclusion that the perfect word for you would be "BETRAYS" cause you would betray anyone for Karen…

Will was having a battle with his eyelids…and his eyelids were winning.

Natalie: Karen- You're a fucking mess. Not a hot mess like those hot strippers like you see on TV just a mess in general… Oh and your name has 5 letters in it so your perfect word would be "BITCH" because you're a bitch in general. We're not all gonna be friends and hold hands like the friendship… so don't EVER talk to me again, filthy whore…

By this point, all Natalie’s housemates were fast asleep. But the Bikini Barista did not notice. She kept rambling on , bashing her 2 nominees in her chirpy, cheerful voice. After what seemed like hours, the meeting was finally over.

Natalie: With that said, Brigantia’s nomination ceremony is adjourned!

Natalie: Daniele sucks ballz. She's a worthless piece of shit. She sucks at conversation, and it feels like it is just forced. I think she's pathetic. Karen sucks. I don't like her at all. She is so bad at this game, and I think my speech like broke her down. She is so boring to talk to and so fake and I HATE HATE HATE FAKE PEOPLE. I think she does not deserve to be in this game at all , she's a horrible player.

Daniele: If I were to call Natalie something, it would not be intelligent. I expected to be nominated, but I didn't expect the disrespect I was shown in the speech towards me. Honestly, I didn't even mind Natalie...I don't "hate" people. I'm not a cruel person, and Natalie was completely disrespectful! Yes, it's a game, I understand that, but you don't make personal attacks. Get the fuck out of my life. I'm not putting up with shit like that. I did nothing to Natalie in the first place. You complain about being hated and that you don't have any friends? Well, you did, until you decided to let your Head of Household win go to your head and personally attack someone who never had a problem with you in the first place. I don't care if it was part of your game, I don't intend on talking to you anymore. Bye.

Karen: Natalie is an idiot if she thinks she has a chance in this game. She doesn't realize she is alienating EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the house, and they're not going to stand for it. I'm not saying I'm safe, because you know what, I might not be, but if I go out, I'll go out knowing that she's not going to win.

April: *Jumps Up and Down* I'm soo happy with the nomination ceremony, Natalie and I were talking before the nomination ceremony; and she told me what she planned to say, and it wasn't nearly as bad as it is now. So I said Natalie... I'm surprised you’re being as nice as you are, I always thought you were more evil... and then she revised it a little; but it still wasn't mean enough for my liking so I asked her if she was afraid of Daniele and Karen and then she's like Nnnooooooo!! And then she revised her nomination ceremony again. Her speech will hopefully make people mad; and I want to make people have enemies so that other people are targeted more than me! I hope it works.

At this point, the Bikini Barista was public enemy #1. But instead of actively going after her, Will decided to get on her good side.

Will: I've been talking to people, and one thing keeps coming up - that Natalie is a horrible awful liar and I should stay away from her. People keep telling me this. But instead of listening to them, I did the exact opposite... I befriended her and I told Natalie everything.

I figure if it's true what they say and she is a backstabbing bitch, the very least I can do is get her to NOT target me. My best chance is to go on the defensive and play both sides.

Will: People are after you. I don’t know why, but everyone is telling me to watch out for you.
Natalie: Who is after me? I swear, swear, swear I won’t tell.
Will: Jun told me that.
Natalie: Anyone else? And don't listen to Jun— she's a psychotic idiot.
Will: Nathan said the same thing.
Natalie: What did Nathan say exactly?
Will: That you are a backstabber.
Natalie: Oh my God, I hate him now. Thanks for telling me this.
Will: I would just rather work with you than against you.
Natalie: Yeah, I’ma fuck these bitches up. They can shut their fucking mouths maybe and stop talking shit about me. Because I’m sick and tired of it. They’re scared…that’s what it is.
Will: They're jealous… cause you’re a good player. I appreciate straight forward people. I would rather someone backstab and lie and be up front instead of someone acting like they are a good person because they are boring.
Natalie: Eww, I know. LETS ALL HOLD HANDS?! Um, no.
Will: I'll have your back if you are willing to have mine
Natalie: For sure, dude, don't even worry. They're jealousss jealousss bitches, it's kinda funny.

Natalie: Where the fuck did this dude come from? He's like. . . so fucking amazing right now. Out of nowhere he comes to me and is like OMGAWD I WANT TO WORK WITH YOU <3333. YOU SEEM SO BADASS and everyone is so jealous of you. He's like my puppet, I say something and he does it, lmao.

Will: So now Natalie thinks I'm on her side - which I'm not. And the others do, too. Yes, I'm aware that this might bite me in the ass later - but if everyone hates Natalie as much as they say, they are bound to think she is lying. It's a risk. Gotta take em if you want to win.

On Day 3, a catfight erupted between Keesha and Sarah. Keesha gathered all of Andraste in the living room. Then, she announced that Sarah had asked why she was targeted over someone more inactive. Keesha had asked Sarah if by inactives, she meant Eric. Keesha lied to the house, claiming that Sarah had agreed that Eric was inactive and that he should have been nominated.

Sarah: I never answered your question, Keesha, and you know it, but I can see you like to play dirty. Why don't you grow up and try to just play the game without being underhanded and lying?

Keesha: It’s one thing to talk shit, but to talk shit and not own up to it? Low. Very low. Play with class, girl

Sarah: If anyone even considers believing this little bitch, you're really doing it at your own risk!

Eric: I was immediately placed into some sort of conflict between Keesha and Sarah. I'm still not exactly sure what is going on between those two and I still don't know exactly what to believe at the moment, but right now I can't sway to one side or the other too much considering Keesha is the HOH and she could easily use me as a replacement nominee if I say something that she doesn't like.

Sarah: No one is going to pull that shit with me and get away with it. She accomplished nothing more than proving what a lying, immature little skankbot she is and I'm actually glad she did it. It's pretty funny that she thought it would be believed.

After the other Houseguests had dispersed from the living room, Keesha and Sarah got into a one-on-one fight.

Sarah: Bitch move.
Keesha: As if.
Sarah: What, are you 12?
Keesha: It’s cute that you’re so upset over this.
Sarah: It's just your lame reason.
Keesha: I don’t have to have a reason to do ANYTHING I do! I do it cause I damn well please! You DON’T know who the fuck you’re talking to! So back the FUCK up, you little cunt!
Sarah: I guess you have proven my disrespect for you was well-placed. Good job on that.
Keesha: You mean jealousy… and I understand why.

Keesha: Fuck that bitch. she really doesn’t know who I am. I will fuck up her life. She needs to ask around before poppin' off like she knows something. THIS AIN’T NO GODDAMN BAD GIRLS CLUB. BITCH, YOU AIN’T TANISHA! PUT THE POTS N PANS BACK IN THE CUPBOARD!

I will eat her alive.

Before the Veto Competition, Jun and Sheila met in the backyard that met between the 2 houses. They devised a plan to save Daniele and Sarah from eviction—screwing over the plans of the power-ridden Heads of Household.

Jun: Strategy time! Big Fat Sheila and Chi Chi had a meeting about how to fuck over the ugly first Heads of Households. We determined if we saved their two main targets we would officially win at life. Big Sheila would piss off current HOH Shatalie, and I would piss off Skanksha.

The Veto Competition was called “Finding the Right Fit.” The Houseguests would have to solve Big Brother trivia, the answer to each question being the name of a past Houseguest. Then they would have to look for the names in a word search puzzle. They would use letters that met between words to unscramble a phrase. The phrase would be used as a password to unlock puzzle pieces. There were 24 puzzle pieces, but only 9 would be used to put the puzzle together correctly. The first Houseguest from each house to finish would capture the Golden Power of Veto!

Sheila: So I really wanted myself and Jun to win, so she could take Sarah off the block. So we worked together....well, sorta. I did everything. I told her to answer the trivia, just to give her something to do while I looked for all the names so she'd get out of my hair, but that backfired.

Jun: What’s #24?
Sheila: Natalie.
Jun: What’s 23 then?
Sheila: Amber. ‘k, look for names.
Jun: What is #27?
Sheila: Memphis.

Sheila: So eventually I found all the names, so I sent the letters to Jun.

Sheila: A S T E D W T R B N A E L I E H L T
Jun: That’s it?
Sheila: Unscramble.
Jun: Are those the letters?
Sheila: YES.
Jun: Did you count to make sure it was?
Sheila: YES! Draw the battle lines. That’s it.

Sheila: At this point I was just so annoyed, I wasn't even going to help her with the puzzle because she did absolutely nothing except be a pain in the ass. So I did the puzzle and let Jun do it on her own...well at least I tried to, but she was too much of an idiot and had no clue what to do.

Jun: I can’t get it.
Sheila: You can’t get the puzzle?
Jun: Yea.
Sheila: It’s the Veto symbol.
Jun: Did you get it?
Sheila: I’ll tell you which ones to use.

Sheila: So then I had to tell her piece by piece where each thing went. WHY THE HELL AM I ALLIGNED WITH HER!?!?!?! Good lord.

When the results were announced, Sheila and Jun were victorious.

Sheila: So anyways, I have the veto. TAKE THAT NATALIE YOU COCKY ASS SON OF A BITCH!!! I'm so tempted to just use it on Daniele. I'm just so turned off by Natalie, that I want to just try and screw her as much as possible. If Natalie puts up Danielle, then I'm hoping Daniele and I can get Will on our side. Then we'd have the numbers in our house. If I use the veto, Natalie will be in for one hell of a surprise.

At Andraste’s Veto ceremony, Jun threw a wrench into Keesha and Natalie’s plans…

Jun: Prior to this I did make a promise to someone. And I... unfortunately have to break that promise... because I made one to someone else first and that was to Sarah. So I am using my Power of Veto to save Sarah, not because she is my allies you skanks, but because she asked me to! I felt like because Skanksha and Shatalie are so close that they OBVIOUSLY shared answers, I would have been backdoored this week. Now winning this veto secured my safety in this game this week. Skanksha you must now pick a replacement nominee.

Keesha: Well, as much as 3/4 of you don’t deserve to be graced with my presence, I have to grace you only to replace a nominee. Since the ch-nk veto-ed the anorexic c-nt, I decided to put up their friend, the n----r. Sorry Parker. Battle of the minorities! Yay! Good luck, f-ggots!

Sarah rolled her eyes.

Keesha: New game plan: be as mean as possible and see how long it takes to get evicted. God. I am having SO much fun. If I’m evicted next week, I will not care only because this week was perfection!

Before Brigantia’s Veto Ceremony, Sheila discussed her plans with Will:

Sheila: This is all just TOO PERFECT! I think.

I knew the best chance of keeping both Karen and Daniele in this game would be to try and sway Will to my side.

Will: I feel a bit weird because I don't know anyone in our house. I would love to get into an alliance if you're down with that.
Sheila: Yeah I was hoping we could work something out. I know Natalie is close with a couple people like April and Diane I think… so I was getting scared that I was going to be on the outs.
Will: I feel the same way. Can we get anyone else in the house on our side?
Sheila: I think Karen and Daniele would join us… whichever one of them survives.
Will: Are you going to use the veto?
Sheila: I was possibly thinking of it.
Will: On who?
Sheila: Daniele. Ideally, I would hope that both of the nominees would stay this week, and both of them could join us and then we'd have the numbers.
Will: So Natalie would put up either Danielle or me…
Sheila: If Natalie does put you up though, I'd just vote Karen out, and I know April and Diane would as well, since Natalie is desperate to get either Karen or Daniele out this week.
Will: As long as I don't get evicted, I don't mind.

Sheila: So he seemed down with an alliance and with me vetoing Daniele and bringing her in. But then when I woke up this morning, Natalie started talking to me and out of nowhere she lashed out and knew I was vetoing Daniele...

Natalie: You're vetoing Daniele? FUCK YOU! I would of NEVER done this to you!
Sheila: Who said that?
Natalie: Daniele told me she is going to be veto'ed... and then you will her and Danielle R. will work together.
Sheila: What?
Natalie: I think it's fucking hilarious if you did veto her because I want you on my team and I picked you first.
Sheila: I'm only doing it to ensure Karen is the one that leaves out of the two.
Natalie: NO. DO NOT VETO HER!
Sheila: Chill out. I obviously want Karen gone.
Natalie: SHE WILL GO! DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER NOMINEE! Will and Danielle R. want KAREN OUT!
Sheila: Well, then us three can still vote her out.
Natalie: FUCK YOU! FUCKING ULTIMATE BETRAYAL!
Sheila: STOP being paranoid!
Natalie: I'M NOT! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS!

Sheila: She said Daniele told her, but why the hell would she do that? I asked Daniele and she said no, so then I started thinking that maybe Will told Natalie since he was worried about going on the block, and if he gave her a bit of information, he'd feel safe. I hope if that's the case, then the sole reason he was doing it was to stay off the block. I'm so paranoid about him right now. I want him to come with us to try and turn this house around.

At the Veto Ceremony, Natalie’s plan was foiled.

Sheila: How amazing is that a 45-YEAR-OLD SINGLE MOTHER ended up winning the first veto? Can I get a round of applause please? Thank yew. I have thought long and hard, but prior to this all, I made a promise to someone. And unfortunately, I have to break that promise... Because I'm doing what I feel is the best option for me. And with that said, I have chosen to......

USE the veto on...

DANNY DEE!!! (Daniele)

Natalie: Fuck you.

Daniele: Thank you very much, Sheila.

Natalie: I am nominating Danielle for eviction. I have heard you are in this alliance that is against me and even if this isn't true we don't speak that much so I am sorry but you're nominated.

Danielle: lmfao, What alliance? Why are people accusing everyone else of these secret alliances?

Diane: I'm pretty pissed Shelia used the veto to remove Daniele since that is who evicting would have made the most sense. Now it's between the other Danielle and Karen and I'm leaning towards evicting Karen. Natalie has been pretty persistent that's who needs to leave, but I'm basing the decision on what's best for me in the future and I ain't going to be Natalie's bitch and do whatever she wants. April is now confused what to do and I'm totally baffled by that. I thought we already had things in place and she's already having second thoughts on things. Great.

Over at Andraste, Lori was fighting for her life. She knew Nathan would vote to keep her, so she needed 2 more votes to stay in the house.

Lori: I know that Parker is a strong competitor, but all I need to do right now is secure Eric and Howie’s vote. My hope is to get all the guys on my side since I have a pretty good feeling Sarah and Jun are going to evict me this week. It may seem like I'm out of this, but I'm not going to give up until Julie tells me I'm going home.

Lori: I feel like Jun and Sarah are going to probably evict me and then I'm not exactly sure what Howie and Eric are thinking.
Nathan: Well, you have my vote 100%. Have you talked to Sarah much?
Lori: I have, I just feel like she has something with Jun
Nathan: I’m sure she does. Jun loves her.
Lori: Well I know who I would nominate next week if I was here…
Nathan: Who?
Lori: Sarah and Jun. Keesha is such a big target that I would rather have her stay.

Nathan: "Mission: Save Lori" is not going to be a successful one. I didn't try too hard to be honest though. I didn't want to ruffle any feathers and I don't want to be seen as a super tight couple with anyone and that is exactly what would happen. I am keeping my word though and voting to keep her, because I DO WHAT I WANT. And hopefully I can play it off as if I lost an ally, so now I am a lost little puppy. I told Parker the truth and the whole story, and he didn't care at all I believe. Last night Eric had actually come to me and talked about solidifying an alliance along with Parker. The 3 of us are all chill dudes so it makes sense. I went over it again with Parker and we decided we are down. I'm basically tied to everyone in this house in some capacity. Not so much Howie, but there is a lot of potential there. So I want us to win immunity this next week so we all can stay for a while and I can breath easy.

Jun: Lori, I do like you. It’s unfortunate that the first week we are here has to be your last. I really wanted to get to play with you more than this, but I just don’t think you will stay. If you manage to squeeze out the votes to stay, good on you, but for me, I get to connect more with Nathan if you aren't around. Chi Chi loves you, though!

On Brigantia, Sheila had a plan to keep Karen in the house, but it was all riding on Will.

Sheila: I told Natalie that the reason I vetoed Daniele was to make sure that Karen was the one that would leave this week, but that is so not the case. I swore to her on my life that I would vote Karen out, but if Will votes Danielle out, then I'm going to too, and then we'll have the majority in this bitch. And the tables will be turned on Natalie. *crosses fingers*

But Will had a different agenda. He was hoping to set himself up as the middleman between 2 sides.

Will: I really want Natalie to think that I'm with her. So far I haven't told her any lies, really. Sheila and I did have a conversation about working together against Natalie - but I think right now my best bet is to sort of play both sides... I have a chance to stay on good terms (to my knowledge at least) with both segments of the house (Natalie/April/Diane vs. Sheila/Daniele).

When Sheila found out that Will wasn’t on board with the plan, she wanted his head on a platter.

Sheila: Okay Will can go fuck himself for fucking up my entire plan. The whole point of saving Daniele was to try and keep both Daniele and Karen around. He is a shady motherfucking piece of shit and his ass is mine. KNOW THAT!

Sheila planned to go ahead and evict Karen, but then she got word that April might be the third vote she and Daniele needed to keep Karen in the game.

Sheila: Karen said there's a chance that April is keeping her, so I'm just going to go ahead and keep Karen. If April did come through then YAY, if not, I'm going to need someone to blame my mystery vote on. Hm.

At Andraste’s eviction, Nathan was the lone vote to keep Lori in the game… and the Boston Beauty was sent packing by a 4-1 vote.

Chelsbot: By a vote of 4-1, Lori, you have been evicted from the Andraste house.

And at Brigantia, April did not come through for Daniele and Sheila. She sided with Will and Diane to send Karen out of the house.

Chelsbot: By a vote of 3-2, Karen, you have been evicted from the Brigantia house.

[Chelsbot]

Week 2

Andraste: Eric Stein, Howie Gordon, Jun Song, Keesha Smith, Nathan Marlow, Parker Somerville, Sarah Hrejsa
Brigantia: April Lewis, Daniele Donato, Danielle Reyes, Diane Henry, Natalie Cunial, Sheila Kennedy, Will Wikle

After Karen’s eviction, Natalie was furious over the second vote to evict Danielle. Sheila needed someone to frame the mystery on.

Natalie: Thanks for lying to me. Appreciate it.
Sheila:
Natalie: You voted Danielle.
Sheila: April told Jun she voted out Danielle.

But in the end, Sheila did not have to worry about it. Shortly after the eviction, all the Houseguests were told to gather in the backyard for a special announcement.

Chelsbot: Last night, our generals were given the following message: One of your personnel has committed a serious offense and must be dishonorably discharged immediately. This person will be thrown out of your army and sent to the opposing house. Keesha has chosen to dishonorably discharge Sarah, while Natalie has chosen to discharge Sheila.

Sheila: What offense did I commit? Being a lesbian?

Sarah: Yes, and I committed the offense of being an anorexic “bitch” :-P (yeah.... I couldn't use the original word)

Chelsbot: But what the generals did not know is that Sarah and Sheila will now become generals of the opposing house. Both ladies will be given Immunity for the week. At the end of the week, they will both be responsible for dishonorably discharging a member of their new house.

Sheila: I don't know what Natalie believes, but at least I don't have to worry about it right now. When I heard that announcement I like jumped for joy. I love how I tried screwing Natalie over twice and she ends up helping me and gives me immunity. <3 it.

Nathan: The generals from last round actually had the opportunity to discharge one person from their own crew and send them to the other house. AND they get to be immune this week. Keesha sent Sarah over which makes total sense, while Natalie sent Sheila, which is kinda odd to me, but I don't know. I'm thinking Natalie may have just sunk her teeth into more people over there than I thought. I am happy to have the old lady over here. Her wrinkly ass can help us win the challenge, you betcha.

Jun: The excited Chi Chi expressed her love for fatty Sheila, and became her bedmate almost immediately. With the size of the two of them you should hear the bed shake all the way from the other house. It’s like the Titanic hitting the iceberg. We broke the bed last night, and dented the floor. Took all night to get Big Sheila out of the handcuffs though, because the handcuffs got absorbed into the fatness and we had to pull back the skin long enough to get the key in the hole. Yea.... great night though.

After her night with Jun, Sheila was called into the Diary Room. Once there, she was given a dishonorable discharge certificate which stated her reason for discharge. Natalie’s reason had been that she had asked Sheila if she would switch houses if she could, and Sheila had said yes. Natalie did not want to make another person mad. On the back of the certificate was a clue to the hidden basement.

Sheila (reading the clue): The secret basement is right in front of you; There’s no time to wait… Once you enter, you’re only one step away, just answer this question: What does her famous phrase say?

Sheila: So I celebrated a bit with Chi Chi, then got my dismissal papers and a CLUE to the basement which I already knew existed. So I needed the password, and at first I thought the phrase was "gimmethekeybitch". I have absolutely no idea why I thought that. But then I realized "she" was Chelsbot and was able to get "butfirst."

Both houses contained a door leading to an underground basement. Sheila went to the door and entered in the code “butfirst,” and was able to unlock the door. Excitedly, she ran outside where she found Sarah, who had also received a clue to the basement.

Sarah: It's what? expecttheunexpected?
Sheila: butfirst

The two ladies headed to the basement, where they found 3 safes. They found a note telling them that each safe contained a clue to a secret power. They would both be allowed to receive the code to a safe. To receive another code, they would have to be discharged again or receive the highest score from the house that won Immunity.

Sarah chose Safe #1, which contained 13 flags. She had to figure out which country each flag belonged to. Then, she had to take the first letter of each and unscramble them to make a phrase. Sheila and Sarah decided to work together to find the power.

Sheila: I found the countries of all the flags and was able to get PRISONER OF WAR as the password.

They used the password to unlock a door. Behind the door, they found a math equation containing pictures of 5 different Houseguests from the Warzone game.

Sarah: Assign an alphabetical code. So like A is 1, B is 2…
Sheila: For each letter of their name?
Sarah: So like if the number is 12345 then you add them all up until you come up with a single digit for each name.
Sheila: Jun got 1st, Daniele 2nd, Sheila 3rd, Keesha 4th, Eric 5th. Does that have something to do with it?
Sarah: Ooh in placement.
Sheila: Thirty six.

Sheila: Then we had to do some math involving pictures. Sarah wanted to assign a letter-number system but I noticed that Jun got first, Keesha 2nd, Sheila (<3) 3rd, and so forth and so on. And I just tried (1+2) X (3+4+5) and was able to get in.

Behind the next door, Sarah and Sheila found several math square puzzles. The solution to one of the puzzles would be the code to enter the next door.

Sheila: So do you think there are 3 powers? One for each safe? I don’t want it to be like DEAD END after all this. I guess I’ll start from the bottom. *sighs*
Sarah: BOTTOM OF WHAT?
Sheila: All these puzzles. There’s like 20!
Sarah: Oh, fuck I hate math. So ALL these numbers are the password?
Sheila: No, just the solution to one.

Sheila: The friggen math squares were HELL. We each got a couple and eventually got the password.

Behind the next door, the ladies found a computer and a screencap of Big Brother 9’s Chelsia smashing Easter eggs. The screencap had been taken from a YouTube video.

Sheila: The video was very tough to figure out and stumped us. I went to the video on YouTube but just tried stuff that Chelsia said at the time that was screencapped. But that was mainly like AHAHAHAHA as she was laughing like a crazy woman, so that didn't work out well.

Eventually, Sheila found the password: “bbwarzonemysterypower1.” The password was one of the tags for the video. The final door contained a picture puzzle, which they solved easily. The puzzle asked for the date the U.S. entered World War II, and the name of the President at the time. They had to find the date on a calendar and then enter the name of the President. They were told to only capitalize the first and last letter of his last name.

Sheila: Finally, we had the picture-word puzzle which was easy. Sarah told me the password was Roosevelt. Well that failed. So we tried Truman. Fail. Then we both sat there like a bunch of morons.

Sarah: Is it Roosevelt? Or Truman?
Sheila: I don’t know! I can’t get in! Neither work!

Eventually, they got into the last door, where they found a note containing details on the power. Sheila got in first…

Sheila (reading the note): With this power, you will be able to take a member of the opposing house as a POW for one round. At the end of the round—if this person survives—he or she will go back to his/her original house. While this person is imprisoned, he or she will not be able to vote or participate in competitions. Instead, you will control their vote and participate in competitions for them. This could be a good chance to get rid of a strong threat on the opposing team... or maybe someone that you just plain despise.

…but she chose to let Sarah have the power.

Sheila: That's actually really good.
Sarah: Are you taking it?
Sheila: No, it’s yours.
Sarah: Well, I feel like you did all the work.
Sheila: Well, I’m not going to take two powers. That’s dumb.
Sarah: I’ll take it and help you.
Sheila: If we can set it up so that one of us also scores highest in the challenge, we can get the third safe and have all three powers! *laughs like a crazy person*

Sheila: I got in first, but I let Sarah have it. It was the power for her safe, and so I thought she should get it, as long as I get my own. I ain't no power stealer. So right now, we have one power. I hope to get another with my safe. And if one of us can do the best on the challenge tomorrow, we can have all three safes and be in total control! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sarah: YAY!!! Thank you so much Skanstabot, for sending me to this house. Not only do I have immunity this week but I also got a power, which I may be using on your ass....but I'm hoping we can just evict you before I need it so I don't have to waste it on you.

Sheila chose Safe #2. After climbing a long staircase, she arrived at her second clue. She had to follow a series of clues about Big Brother Warzone 1 to reach the second hidden power.

Sheila: With this power, you will be able to attack your opponent before he or she can attack you. When you claim the power, you must also state which Houseguest you would you like to use the power on. If this Houseguest nominates you, the Power of Deflection will automatically be activated. He or she will be placed on the block instead of you, and you will take his or her spot as Head of Household. If your target is evicted before the power can be activated, you will be allowed to choose a new person.

Sarah: Who are you deflecting? Me?
Sheila: I don’t know. Who should I?
Sarah: What about April?
Sheila: I don’t know if she'd ever win a competition. Should I just wait to claim it?
Sarah: Do you trust Natalie now?
Sheila: No.
Sarah: You could always use it on her. She might pull something.
Sheila: That’s true.
Sarah: And you could also use it for insurance. She is most likely to leave before you… so you can use it again. Or Will… he’s good at competitions. I don't see him putting you up though - at first
Sheila: I could basically choose anyone. This sucks.
Sarah: I would pick Natalie just because she could definitely win… and it would be hilarious. Talk about karma.
Sheila: I would laugh so hard if she went out that way.
Sarah: Me too.
Sheila: And then, I don’t have to be fake to her… cause if she puts me up it doesn’t matter.

Sheila: When I first got in the safe, I was thinking about not claiming it yet because I had no clue who to use it on. I mean there's April, Keesha, Natalie, so many people. Sarah and I thought it'd be funny to use it against Natalie though. It was 5am and we weren't thinking. I just want it to get used before I get voted out.

The HOH Competition was called “Capture the Flag.” Each Houseguest had to design a personal battle flag. Each flag would be placed in their individual forts. The goal of the Houseguests would then be to break into the forts of Houseguest on the opposing team and capture their flags. The first team to successfully capture all of the other house’s flags would win Immunity for the week. The person who captured the most flags for the losing team would be the new Head of Household.

Brigantia won the competition, with Natalie capturing the most flags. On Andraste, Sheila captured 4 flags and took home the HOH key.

Sheila: FUCK @ Natalie winning! I wanted that last power!! I'll settle with HOH though *snatches HOH key from Keesha*. THANK YEW RACIST BITCH! She's going up. As is Eric. I hate those motherfuckas.

Having received the highest score on the winning team, Natalie received a clue to the secret basement. Not wanting the Bikini Barista to get Safe #3’s power, Sheila and Sarah decided to lead her on a wild goose chase.

Sheila: So Sarah and I were like sulking in misery at the thought of Natalie getting that last power. Then the simplest plan ever popped into my head. WE LIE TO HER! So I told Natalie I took Safe #2 and was stuck. And Sarah said she did Safe #3, so Natalie said she'd do Safe #1 *crosses fingers*.

And their plan was successful. Natalie chose Safe #1, which had already been claimed by Sarah.

Natalie: The clue led me this like basement where it had three safes, in the note it also said people sent to the other team also got a clue like this each round so I ended up asking Sarah and Sheila what safes they picked. One said 3 and one said 2, so I picked 1 in higher hopes of cracking it. I got all the way to Clue #4 but now I don’t get what to do with this clue it’s just a screencap of this video of Chelsia smashing eggs. So I tried everything possible and nothing would work so whatever, I guess I will try later.

After tricking Natalie, Sheila devised a plan. She would dishonorably discharge Nathan, giving him access to the basement. Then, Sarah, Sheila, and Nathan could have control of all 3 powers.

Sheila: Hey, I need to talk to you sometime… like in depth.
Nathan: Now works for me.
Sheila: Okay, so when you said you trust me totally, was that bullshit or no?
Nathan: It's honestly not.
Sheila: Okay, good.
Nathan: Like I mean…
Sheila: No, just stop.
Nathan: Okay, fine.
Sheila: I swear to God if you're lying to me I’ll kill you, but here's the deal: when Sarah and I got swapped, we got access to a basement that has 3 safes, each holding a different power. The bad part is the person that scores the highest on the winning team in the immunity challenge gets access too. So now Natalie has access, but Sarah and I lied to her about which safes we picked. So we're hoping she picks one that we already did, which means they'll be one left. So if I send you this week, you'll have to get the 3rd power.
Nathan: Danggggg. So you both got a power?
Sheila: Yes.
Nathan: Fuck yes.
Sheila: I’m definitely sending you, and hopefully Natalie doesn’t get a brain and realize that we lied to her.

Nathan: Big She came along and spilled a big can of beans in my lap. There is once again a secret sex basement in the Big Brother Warzone house. As her and Sarah swapped sides after last week, they both got access to the basement where there are three safes full of kinky surprises. They each got a stab at one of the safes, and lo and behold, they were each successful and won a prize. That leaves just one safe with one prize left up for grabs. The problem is that Natalie, as the best performer from the winning house, now gets access to basement. Sheila and Sarah tried to throw her off and lied about which safes they picked in hopes that she goes after a safe that has no mo' prize. Then at the end of this week, Sheila can send me to the other house, and I can go after the final safe with their help. So out of all of this I will hopefully be getting some tight prize, but also immunity next week. And what may be even better, this proves that Sheila really does trust me. This really solidifies it for me. She kept warning me not to tell anyone or she would kill me, but at this point I could not even think about doing that. The secret is safe with me. If it all works out, we will be STACKED with all of the powers and knowledge, and we will be able to wage some serious warfare.

Sheila: I really don't know why I'm trusting Nathan. If he screws me then fuck him.

At the nomination ceremony, Keesha and Eric found themselves on the chopping block.

Sheila: I nominated Keesha and Eric. Keesha - I don't like you. You have gotten under my skin from day one, when I wasn't even in your house. Your racial slurs bug the hell out of me and I just find them inappropriate. Actually, everything you say bugs the hell out of me. I really hope you leave this week, but who knows, if you keep acting like a slut, you might stay! Eric - I just haven't gotten to know you as well as I'd like to. Sorry.

Keesha: Fuck Sheila. I hope you die, you crusty bitch.

Eric: I basically expected to be nominated considering Sheila and I haven't really formed as strong of a bond as I would have liked. My saving grace is probably the fact that I am up against Keesha. She has turned into a hotbed of controversy among everyone on my team and I will really feel like a dumbass if my Houseguests vote to evict me instead of her. Nathan, Parker, and Jun have all assured me that they are voting for me to stay, but as a fan of Big Brother I know that the "pawn" often ends up walking out the front door.

Nathan: Sheila slapped Keesh and Eric up there on the block just as planned. Keesha pretty much figured since she had been such a wench to Sheila, and Eric wasn't too surprised either. Sheila did actually tell him ahead of time and he did get a bit nervous it seemed. But I tried to just keep him calm and make sure he knew that Keesha was the target so that he didn't do anything crazy.

The Veto Competition was called “You Can Quote Me on That!” The Houseguests were given a comic book page with blank speech bubbles. They had to solve puzzles to find quotes taken from past Big Brother Houseguests. Then, they had to place the quotes in the correct speech bubbles.

Nathan: The Veto Competition came along and once again I had to balance trying to work on the challenge with my two different alliances. Eric really wanted to win for obvious reasons, and I was also working with Jun to make sure one of us won to keep Keesha up there. I didn't really want Eric to win though, just to keep things simpler for all of us.

And when the results were revealed, the 45-year-old single mother was victorious once again.

Sheila: I am seriously incapable of throwing a competition. -_- My ass is going to be out of this game so fast for looking like a threat. Chi Chi wanted us to give her the puzzles so she could win, but when I realized she was doing NOTHING and was just waiting for Nathan and I to give her the answers, I was pissed and I wanted it instead. I got five of those puzzles on my own (puzzles <3), and I deserved credit for my own work tyvm. So now I've won 3 out of the first 4 competitions. I'm so dumb.

Eric: The Power of Veto competition certainly did not help matters. I tried my absolute hardest on the competition and was likely minutes away from winning, but lack of confidence in one of my answers led me to losing the competition to -- surprise -- Sheila. At this point, Sheila has way too much power, and even though we seem to be cool with each other, I think I will have to nominate her should I become Head of Household next week -- assuming that I make it to that point.

At the Veto Ceremony, Sheila chose to leave Eric and Keesha on the block.

Sheila: I've decided to... leave the nominations the same, and NOT use the power of veto.

On Brigantia, Sarah decided that she would discharge Natalie.

Sarah: I'm sending Natalie to the other side. The bad part of this is that Natalie will have immunity and access to the basement. But I had to get either her, April or Diane out of our house this week and since she has already been to the basement, she was the logical choice. She is still not even to the end of her clues for Safe #1, so I have to think that even if she DOES pick Safe #3 it will take him a long time. With Sheila and I helping Nathan, I am pretty sure Nathan can beat him to that power...

And she was having doubts about Nathan and Sheila…

Sarah: …Which brings me to another big threat to me. Nathan and Sheila. Obviously together and even though I think they feel I am of use to them now, I am super paranoid about that pairing. I think they have a Final 2 and I think they talk a lot. I need them now but I'd like to get Sheila out eventually since she is such a huge challenge threat. I want to work with Nathan, but there is something that makes me doubt he would work with me 100%. Part of it is the Lori thing. He said he was fine with it but I guess Sheila and Howie had a convo about how catty I am in wanting her out, and how I always get catty with females. Well, HELLO - Sheila you hated Keesha more than me and you want her out, too. As far as Lori - I had nothing against her. I only wanted her out because I wanted to keep Parker more. But I guess telling Sheila that getting Lori out and splitting up her and Nathan was a good thing was a bad idea.

Sarah told Howie all about the secret basement, and he hoped to use this information to create some chaos…

Howie: I must admit that it’s not easy at all being Howie, I have to practically fight the womens off with a stick. Sarah is all over my junk wanting to get all freaky deaky with the Hurricane, and I’ll probably let her if she plays her cards right, I’ve never had any issues with a nice piece of ass.

She tells me EVERYTHING that’s been going on in the game that most people don’t know about.

I know all about the safes and the powers and shit. I know that Natalie is coming over to our house this week and that she was already tricked by Sarah and Sheila into picking a safe that was already claimed. It is my belief that Natalie thinks Sarah and Shelia are working with her at this point in the game.

If I can somehow convince Natalie that Sarah and Sheila are fucking her over by telling her the wrong safe and plotting to get rid of her the first chance they have, I think I could start an all out war in this house, and just sorta sit back and wait out the aftermath.

The big flaw that I see in this is that Natalie is just as likely to try to turn Sheila and Sarah against me with the information I gave her as she is as attempting to use my information to her advantage to get further in the game while not throwing me under the bus.

So basically I need to do something to gain Natalie's trust and try to somehow convince myself that trusting her with this information is a good thing to do... we'll see what happens.

Meanwhile, it was game over for Keesha…

Nathan: So for the vote... no stress really. All of us want to see Keesha leave the game. She even told me earlier today that she kind of wants to leave because everyone is mean to her... Ha. I just really never have any desire to talk to her. She can be interesting for sure, but on a game-level, it ain't workin'. I pretty much flat out told her that she has no hope. She never asked me if she had my vote, she's just counting on it, it seems, but she is mistaken.

Even though everyone knew Keesha had no chance of staying, Howie threw her a vote to mix things up.

Howie: I’m pretty sure Keesha is gonna unanimously go down in flames unless I do something about it. I would much rather she stay, but I know that’s not gonna happen due to all the bridges she burned last week, that can’t stop me from throwing a sympathy vote in her direction… I vote to evict Eric.

At the Eviction Ceremony, Keesha took the walk of shame.

Chelsbot: Keesha, Eric--in just a few moments, I will reveal the results of the eviction. You now have an opportunity to say some final words to everyone.

Keesha: Final words: fuck you, Sheila.

Eric: Okay, let's see here . . . I will be surprised if I am evicted, but I know how these things happen in Big Brother so if it is my time to go I've had a blast playing with you all and you have made my time in the house very enjoyable =]

Chelsbot: By a vote of 3-1, Keesha, you have been evicted from the Andraste house.

Following the Eviction, Chelsbot announced that Sheila had dishonorably discharged Nathan, while Sarah had discharged Natalie. Nathan and Natalie would now swap houses.

[Chelsbot]

Week 3

Andraste: Eric Stein, Howie Gordon, Jun Song, Natalie Cunial, Parker Somerville, Sheila Kennedy
Brigantia: April Lewis, Daniele Donato, Danielle Reyes, Diane Henry, Nathan Marlow, Sarah Hrejsa, Will Wikle

After losing her closest ally Keesha, Natalie was irate.

Natalie: KEESHA GOT EVICTED! Noo, I’m so PISSED OFF, I love her because she is like one of the funniest people ever and like she is real too. She doesn’t care to be fake it’s not her thing. She tells people how it is, and I love that because half the people here are fake fake fake! I can’t stand like half of them.

Following Keesha’s eviction, the Houseguests headed outside to compete for Immunity and HOH.

Sheila: So going into the HOH/Immunity challenge, I wanted the following things to happen.

1. Have my team win immunity.
2. Don't let anyone except Chatalie or I get a clue because I want as little people as possible being allowed in the basement.
3. Have Nathan/Sarah/Daniele win HOH.

The Competition was called “Head to Head Combat.” The competition would consist of 2 parts. The first part would determine which house would be immune. Each Houseguest would be pitted against a member of the opposing house in a jigsaw puzzle face-off. The first person to complete the puzzle would earn a point; the house with the most points would win safety for the week. In Part 2, members of both the winning and losing house would be given a puzzle. The first member of the losing house to finish would win HOH. The first member of the winning house to do so will win a “special prize”—access to the hidden basement if they did not already have it, plus a code to a safe.

Andraste easily took the win, with only April scoring a point for Brigantia.

Sheila: So then we find out the HOH is PUZZLES! <3 PUZZLES! But it was jigsaw. Anyways, I was matched against Sarah, and I ended up beating her. Then Chatalie, Chi Chi, and Howie also won, so my team won immunity! ;D

Jun: So we started the HOH, and it was me vs. Nathan, I told him just to throw it to me because we can’t boot Shatalie this week anyways as she is immune. So he did and my house won immunity, the only person really playing on the other side was April. Idiot, I still haven't forgotten about the first week.

In Round 2, Nathan took the win for Brigantia, giving him HOH. On Andraste, Sheila got first place, giving her a code to another safe.

Sheila: We had to face off against each other for a "special prize". I really really really wanted to win, because if I didn't then Natalie could have had all the clues to the safes, and even though she won't get the prize in any of them, she'd know that they were all gone at least.

So I thought I was taking forever to get the puzzle, but when the results were revealed, I ended up winning, and Nathan won HOH! SUCCESS!!

Nathan: I pretty much kicked ass. Nathan is the HOH up in this mug! Was it stupid to go for HOH when I'm immune? Maybe. But I definitely did not want April or Diane to be gettin' it so I just went for it. There really is no need to hide my challenge prowess with this crowd anyways.

Jun: So My Thoughts on Nathan as HOH: Good because it keeps Daniele and Sarah from getting voted out by SHATALIE’S idiotic minions. Seriously a minion better go home this week.

After the competition, Nathan and Sheila excitedly ran to the basement, where they both asked for the code to Safe #3. The clue let them to an abandoned house. They had to search for keys to unlock rooms of the house. The rooms each contained a puzzle piece. Then, they had to put the pieces together to form a cryptogram which told them the whereabouts of the power.

Nathan and Sheila made quick work, and Nathan took home the power. This power gave Nathan the ability to hijack the opposing house and take over their eviction. His house would vote instead of their house, and he would break the tie. He could also pass the power to another Houseguest.

Nathan: I GOT THE SECRET POWA! Everything worked out exactly according to plan. I was sent to Brigantia. I went in the basement. I picked Safe #3. And bam, it was easy as pie. I seriously owe Sheila a big one for helping me out. I definitely know that I could have done it all by myself, but I probably wouldn't have picked the right safe and all, but yeah, all of this has really solidified my alliance with her and Sarah. We each have a power now and we can really control things for a while hopefully. The tides have already been turned in our favor anyways. But yeah, my power is to hijack the opposing house, which means we would get to vote instead of them at their eviction. And if I got into trouble, I could give it to someone on the other house and they could do it so that they could vote to save me. It could really come in handy.

Meanwhile, Natalie was still on a wild goose chase.

Sheila: If I have to hear Natalie brag about how smart she is ever again, I'm going to slap her. Because she is a fucking IDIOT. It's been like 3 days now and she still can't get that first safe. Sarah and I got it in like a couple hours. I feel smart now. She keeps asking us for help though, and we're just pointing her in all the wrong directions.

Natalie: What could the picture of Chelsia mean?
Sheila: Oh, my God, I have no clue. What have you tried? Have you tried smashing things?
Natalie: Smashing things?
Sheila: I have no idea.
Natalie: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!
Sheila: What passwords have you tried?
Natalie: scrambledeggs, howaboutalltheseggs…
Sheila: Try something that’s like in the picture… like that pink egg that’s just sitting there.
Natalie: What could I try? I’ve tried pinkegg… pinkeasteregg… purpleegg… purpleeasteregg…

Sheila: So dumb. I thought she was dumb enough to actually believe us when we told her Safe #1 was the one we didn't pick, but then this is just making her dumber. Sarah and I totally made the right call by tricking her into picking that one and not #2. But apparently, Natalie picked #2 with her second combination. What an idiot.

Now, there's Chi Chi. When I won the challenge, I knew she'd be all up in my grill asking me what I got, so I had to make up a lie, and I showed her one of the keys.

Jun: What did you win?

Sheila showed Jun one of the keys that was used to unlock rooms in the abandoned house she and Nathan had found.

Jun: Eh? A secret HOH? Hot. Did you figure out where the key goes?
Sheila: No.

Sheila: I've lied so much to the people that are supposed to be my allies in this game. If they ever find out the truth, I'm so screwed. Oh well, at least I'm safe this week! I hope I can convince Natalie to discharge me again. Then I'd be with Nathan, Sarah, and Daniele, and I think that would be a perfect time for Sarah to use her power and kidnap Natalie so we can basically guarantee her departure in this game. I want her out.

Jun: Sheila showed me her secret key, so we have to find out what it does, because yea I want a secret power. Also when she told me I decided to reward her by playing cowgirls and Indians. She was the Indian riding the horse all around the bedroom until I chased her into the drawer and the broomstick horse broke. . I proceeded to tie the Indian down and punish her. It was kinky stuff. Shatalie walked in, and we kicked her out the door ‘cause she is a skinny ugly bitch. Only the FAT N' FAB can play these games. But yea good night for Shechi (Sheila and Chi Chi).

Before the nominations, April tried to strike a deal with Nathan.

April: Soo, I know we haven't talked a lot. And I'm sorry for being forward with you; but what are the chances you're nominating me?
Nathan: Well, it’s a possibility. I really don’t know anything much about what has been going on over here.
April: Well... Daniele was like prime target from Natalie, and Natalie was like trying to control the house. And Diane, Will, and I voted out Karen.. Daniele and Sheila voted for Danielle… Danielle seems nice, but isn't the most active. But when I do talk to her she seems nice. Diane never talks. Daniele is nice, but hard to have a conversation with... and I like Will from what I know thus far.
Nathan: I see I see
April: How are you and Sheila? Do you get along, or dislike each other?
Nathan: Eh I don’t really know.
April: Well... please keep this between you and I, but if you were interested in hurting Sheila's game... I'd suggest nominating Daniele. Not only is Daniele a threat, but she is aligned with Sheila as well. So you'd get a lot done with her. But it's entirely up to you.
Nathan: Yeah, sounds good.
April: I really don't have anyone over here... everyone is a little boring, and I don't know everyone really well. So if you ever need anything, I'll be there for you. I promise! Promise promise! So just let me know.

Nathan: So for my nominations... I have pretty much had April/Diane in my head for a while, and I am pretty sure that is what I will go through with. Danielle is absolutely the only other option. I hear she is pretty inactive which I definitely do not like, but I need to take care of some other business this week. She is just not a threat to me. All the other people will not be goin' on the block. Sarah and Daniele are my girls, and Will is really cool and I can see us working some good stuff together. April did come to me and tried to make her case or whatever, and "help me out" or whatever... But she has no hope. If anything I will just have some fun with her maybe. I don't know. I like to give people a chance, but with her, I really don't care. And Diane, well if she might even slightly possibly be with Natalie and/or April, then I want her on the block.

At the nomination ceremony, Nathan stuck with his plan.

Nathan: I have nominated April and Diane for eviction. April, I have just heard too many things about you, from too many different people, to ever be able to trust or believe you. I usually would like to give someone the benefit of the doubt and give them a chance, but with you I really don’t care. Diane, you are nominated simply because I really don’t know you at all. You didn’t contact me until it was too late, and I already had my mind made up on nominating you.

At the Veto Competition, the Houseguests had to follow a series of steps to search the house for the Veto medallion. April had the fastest time, but a series of careless errors cost her, giving Nathan the win.

Nathan: I went into the veto competition just wanting April to lose. If Diane came off the block, it wouldn't have mattered. But, after nominating April, I need to finish her off and not let her stick around this house. I really didn't want to have to win the competition myself. I already won a challenge this week, and I don't want to look like too much of a threat still for some reason. In the end I just went for it. April actually beat me by a good time, so I was nervous. So I was just hoping she messed something up, and yep, that's exactly what that dumbo did. So another challenge win for the week.

Before the Veto Ceremony, April made an attempt to buy her way off the block…

April: Please use the Veto on me, Nathan. I have zero allies in the game, and I will not hold anything against you... I do not believe in vengence anymore, and I will fight hard so that Brigantia wins immunity next week. If you do so, as an incentive, I will give you $50 in iTunes credit.

…But the price was not enough for Nathan.

Nathan: I have decided to... NOT use the Power of Veto. Maybe if you had upped it to $100 of iTunes credit I would have take the bait. Sorry.

Nathan: See ya Busto!

Meanwhile, Howie decided to spill the beans to Natalie about the hidden powers…

Howie: There’s so much shit going on in this game that you have no idea about.
Natalie: Like?
Howie: I can’t say.
Natalie: Um? Why.
Howie: Because it would fuck people over.
Natalie: Oh, so shit about me?
Howie: Yeah, but probably not what you’d think. Here’s the deal: I’m in an okay position in this game right now. If I just keep doing what I’m doing, my name probably wouldn’t come up for the next 3 rounds or so. Now, I have information that could help both of us out in this game, but I know you. The second I tell you this, you'll like freak out and confront the people that I told you this stuff about. I need you to swear.
Natalie: I swear.
Howie: And I'm telling you right now, if you spread this shit around, or use this stuff against me…
Natalie: I KNOW! I GET IT! I SWEAR, I SWEAR, I SWEAR!
Howie: Sheila tricked you into taking a safe that was already claimed. You’ve been doing all that work on that safe but they already won the power. All 3 safes are claimed. Sheila’s got 1, Sarah’s got 1 and Nathan's got 1.
Natalie: So you know what they are, and why did they trick me?
Howie: They tricked you because they want you out, and they don’t want you winning anything to help you in the game. I don't remember what Sheila's power is, I can find out though. Sarah’s power is that if anyone nominates her before final 9, she can deflect it back on the HOH. Nathan's power is that he can hijack the other house. After veto, he can make it so that his entire house votes in the other person’s house… As long as you don’t say anything to make anyone suspicious of me, I can keep getting information that can help both of us out during the game.

After receiving this information from Howie, Natalie immediately ran to confront Sheila.

Howie: So I decided to tell Natalie about the safes and that Sheila is trying to get her out with the one condition that she never brings my name up, and I keep giving her information. 30 minutes later I find out Natalie ran to Sheila and told her what I said... I saw that one coming from a mile away, Fucking retard. Now she just fucked up both of our games.

Natalie (to Sheila): I'm not stupid. I know what you guys are doing. Sarah can deflect an HOH's nominations. LIAR LIAR LIAR don't ever talk to me again! I hate liars with a passion!

Sheila: Yesterday, Natalie comes to me acting all pissed like YOU ARE SO FAKE I KNOW YOU'RE LYING TO ME JUST DON'T TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN JUST DIE DIE DIE DIAF FAKE FAKE FAKE DIE DIE FAKE KTHXBAI. She was saying that Howie was telling her stuff was going on behind her back or whatever.

I don't know if Natalie was honest about Howie being the one to tell her all of this, but if it's true then I'm blaming everything on Sarah. Isn't it funny how Natalie only knows what my power is, and not Sarah's? Sarah has always liked Howie and given him the benefit of the doubt, but she's kind of dumb about him. I told her Howie was the one that kept Keesha and she's like "that seems dumb". NO SHIT IT’S DUMB BUT SOMEONE DID IT! Whatever.

Finally, Sheila admitted to Natalie that she had a power, but she made up a ridiculous lie as to what it was.

Sheila: It’s called the power of execution
Natalie: What the fuck? What does it do?
Sheila: You know like being executed... or do you not know what that word means?
Natalie: Um I do… like being killed, right?
Sheila: I can only use it when I'm HOH, and then I name one person I want to be executed, and then that person is announced to the entire house. Then I think it said there had to be more than 30% of the house vote to execute the person as well, and if they do the person is gone. So basically they have no chance to save themselves.
Natalie: Ohh, tight!

Sheila: If she seriously believes that then she's the dumbest person ever. I was like THERE IS NO WAY SHE'S GOING TO BELIEVE THIS and I was like embarrassed that I was actually making something like that up. Whatever though. If anyone's going to believe it, it's her.

So anyways, I have been telling Sarah and Nathan about the plan of having Sarah using her power next week to kidnap Natalie if I can get sent to their house, then we'd have the numbers and the people to get rid of Natalie. So that required me to be sent, which Natalie didn't want to do. So I made up some garbage about how we should keep the knowledge of the basement to as few people as possible, and that was enough to sell her on the idea to discharge me. SO DUMB!

And Sarah was furious with Howie for sharing the information she gave him with Natalie…

Sarah: Welllll Howie. You did have a pretty loyal partner in this game but not anymore. I will be telling you to your cute little face that I believe you after I confront you and you try to lie your way out of it...but I will do what I have to do to get you out of the game when the time is right. Too bad for you. Maybe you should learn how to tell the truth once in a while. You don't always have to be the jerk. I know Sheila knows I told him. She isn't going to trust me now and I really needed her to. She is a strong player and she'll take me out eventually - sooner if she doesn't trust me.

Nathan: There's some trouble brewin'... Natalie found out about all of our scheming with the safes. I was really taken aback. I really thought none of us would tell anyone, and immediately I was a bit worried Sheila would think it was me. Later on, we come to find out that Natalie found it all out from Howie... which makes it blatantly obvious who leaked out the info, SARAH. I knew they were close, but I didn't realize they were this close, and neither did She. We are gonna need to watch them now. Sarah isn't even owning up to it, which is just stupid. I'm totally with her for now though still, but if she proves to stay this tight with Howie, something might have to be done. Gettin' rid of Howie in the near future might be something good for me and She. Natalie eventually got into contact with me and drilled me for info, and I basically lied about it all. Mostly because that's what Sarah and Sheila were doing, but also because I just didn't care and it was kind of amusing seeing her get fired up. She goes around and pisses off the three people with powers. What an idiot.

Howie: Well right now suspicions have been raised, and this could go 1 of 2 ways, either they could all figure out that I told him, which is the most likely scenario and they all come after me, Sarah never trusts me again, and I’m the number one target on my team. OR Natalie officially flips her shit like she always does, gets super paranoid and Sheila and Sarah have to take her out for fear of her winning something and doing suicide damage.

This whole situation could really end up hurting me or helping me but honestly, I needed something to happen here, they were leading Natalie to the slaughter the first chance they got, and then it would have been my turn on the chopping block. Which could still be the case, but now I’ve stirred some shit up, so we'll see.

At the Eviction Ceremony, Will voted to evict Diane, while Daniele and Sarah kicked April to the curb. By this point, Danielle R. had gone into a coma, so she did not cast a vote for eviction.

Chelsbot: By a vote of 2-1, April, you have been evicted from the Brigantia house.

After the eviction, Chelsbot announced that Natalie had discharged Sheila, and Nathan had discharged Sarah.

[Chelsbot]

Week 4

Andraste: Eric Stein, Howie Gordon, Jun Song, Natalie Cunial, Parker Somerville, Sarah Hrejsa
Brigantia: Daniele Donato, Danielle Reyes, Diane Henry, Nathan Marlow, Sheila Kennedy, Will Wikle

After April’s eviction, it was time for Andraste and Brigantia to go to war. They met in the backyard for their HOH Competition, which was called “Big Brother Battlefield.” The previous round’s Generals—Natalie and Nathan—had assigned weapons to each member of their army. Natalie and Nathan both had flamethrowers, Sarah and Sheila possessed long range tasers, Eric and Daniele held machine guns, Parker and Will had giant spiked clubs, Howie and Diane had a rubberband slingshot, and Jun and Danielle R. were left with sticks. The goal was to fight it out until one team had wiped out the other. Once you took out a Houseguest, you would take their weapon.

There were also 6 mystery boxes, which each contained an item that could help or hurt them in the Competition.

Jun’s mystery box was a landmine that cut her HP in half. Natalie got a booby trap that caused her to have to wait 2 hours before she could attack. Parker’s contained the ability to restore his HP to 50, while Eric got the ability to fully restore his health. Sarah got the power to double the strength of her long range taser, and Nathan got an atomic bomb that would allow him to take a Houseguest out of the competition in a single blow.

After being attacked by a long range taser, a Houseguest had to wait an hour to attack again. Sheila went after Sarah, who also had a long range taser. Eventually, Nathan took out Sarah and took her double strength long range taser.

Eric: I pointed out to my team that we had to target Sheila with the taser, but they didn't listen and decided to attack Nathan instead -- which was a bad move.

With their tasers, Sheila and Nathan were able to seize control of the game. They promised to allow Natalie to win HOH, but they stabbed her in the back and took her out, giving Jun the win. At the end of the game, Brigantia had won safety and Jun became Andraste’s HOH.

Nathan: I hadn't been set on getting Natalie out really, and was just going to let Sheila and Sarah do what they want, but after the way she has been acting, I am going to take pleasure in seeing her go down and gladly help. Eric really wanted me to let him be HOH, and frankly, I am sure I look really shady to him with how that all happened. I actually would have been fine with him winning it. But I can't make it look like I'm working with him or trying to save him or anything. I can't play both sides perfectly so I would rather play it safe with the people who have power, rather than the people who basically have none. So me and Sheila let Jun have the HOH for the other house. She says she will put up Natalie and Howie and I fully believe her. I can't believe I believe her. I can't believe I still like her! Sheila straight up told Natalie that we were gonna give HOH to her though so I fully expect to get another earful from her.

Sheila: We ended up giving Chi Chi the win, because she desperately wanted Natalie out, and I do too. If I wasn't an idiot the night I found my power and decided to use it on Natalie, then I wouldn't really want her out. But she REFUSES to get mad at me AT ALL and she'll never nominate me, so my power is going to be a complete waste if she doesn't go, so she has to. I need to decide more carefully who the next person I want to use it on will be. I think either Howie or Parker, because apparently they're both afraid of me? Whatever, they should be. I've been owning EVERYONE in the competitions.

Natalie: WE END UP LOSING!! But the worst thing is Sheila promises me that she will let me become HOH but I just knew somehow that would not happen. They let Jun win and fucked me over. FUCK THOSE BITCHES! I'LL FUCKING KILL THEM ALL! They're pussies and need to grow the fuck up, because I swear If I stay this week, I will go for them hardcore. I don't care what kinda fucking power they have.

Jun: Anyways it is now time for a new era in this game, because Chi Chi is done messing around. I have the power and this game is going to start going my direction. I am going to ensure Shatalie makes her exit this week and ill be good to go the rest of this game. I am going to get away from this week scott free unless Howie suddenly makes like 8 allies and they come after me. Doubtful though, he will have to make his exit soon though so he can’t plant any seeds.

Sarah:

::Mourns for my double strength long range taser::

I WANTED TO SHOOT SOME PEOPLE DEAD DEAD DEAD TONIGHT!!!

But it will all work out fine, I'm just mad that I was so stupid and didn't shoot Sheila right away. I mean, come on. I saw that my weapon would disable theirs for an hour and I just didn't hit her. Maybe the fact that she didn't hit me first also lulled me into a false sense of security. But...of course they wanted immunity so we would lose the challenge. The plan was to get Natalie out.

Parker thinks Jun will put up Eric and Nat but I can see him putting up Howie. Let's hope not. But, if he does and Howie stays up on the block, I think I can convince Parker to save him with me. And if I can't... c'est la vie. Howie, you know I wanted to go to the end with you but it's not my fault you won't talk to people!!! That's why they want to vote you out and it's such a stupid reason when you are a smart guy!!

At the nomination ceremony, Jun nominated Natalie and Howie… but she made it clear that Natalie was her target.

Jun: Shatalie, you knew this was coming. You have been trying to gun me down for weeks. I am pretty sure this was your worst nightmare and if I have any say in this week, you are going to be walking out the door. But none-the-less good luck. You are so Un-FAT N’ FAB. Howie, no offense, unlike Shatalie you are FAT N’ FAB. But you are the only person that didn’t promise me you wouldn’t save Shatalie. I have to ensure that Shatalie leaves the game this week.

Sarah: So Howie and Natalie up - no surprise here. I was happy to hear Jun say that she didn't want to put Howie up but only did it because she thought he would save Natalie. If that's true, it's a good thing, because I do not want Howie to be hated or for everyone to want him out. LOL I guess this is a far cry from my Howie hate in the last episode, but I can't help it. *sigh* Sarah you'll never learn, will you? PLAY for YOURSELF not others!!!

At the Veto Competition, the Houseguests had to identify who was who out of a series of warped photos of the Houseguests. After a close competition, Howie emerged victorious.

Jun: Shatalie lost the veto wooooooooooooooooot. However Howie did win it and I would have rathered the nominees stay the same but what chu gonna do.

At the Veto Ceremony, Howie saved himself from the chopping block…

Howie: So yeah, it looks like I won the veto. I want to give credit to all of those drunken nights in college for helping me recognize things that were all warped and distorted, I’m sure when everyone saw this challenge and looked at the pictures you were all "EWW WTF" When I looked at this challenge I was like "Oooh Friday nights"

So basically I have the power to veto one of Chi Chi's nominations, and being that no one offered me sexual favors in return for using or not using the veto, I am forced to act in my own best interest without any outside influence. And I’m sure as all of you can guess, I have decided to... USE THE POWER OF VETO ON..... The most handsome, charming, good looking, charismatic houseguest in Big Brother history... ME.

So Jun, since I vetoed one of your nominees, you must now make a replacement. Thanks and if there are any fine ass ladies willing to get down and dirty, I’ll be chillin in the veto victory lounge, AKA the storage room. Peace out.

…forcing Jun to nominate another Houseguest.

Jun: First of All, congrats, Howie, I knew you could win, which is one of the reasons I put you up. Regrettably only 3 people get to vote this week. So I need to secure 2 for Shatalie to leave. Unfortunately I can’t nominate skinny ho/bitch because she is immune. I think the person I nominate will stand the best chance of staying out of Deaf Kid and Pothead. With that said I choose to nominate… DEAF KID! Yay <3 you. Sorry Eric, only reason you are up is to ensure Shatalie leaves. With that said everyone vote out Shatalie. Beef Cake, Bitch, Pothead, you all know what to do. Chi Chi believes in you! FAT N' FAB bitches.

Jun: I did nominate deaf kid. And he came to me and told me it was all good and I had to do what I had to do. Yea I did but I don't know if you will actually hate me or not, it might just be an act to stay. If so it is a damn good one so far.

Eric: Unfortunately for me, Howie -- the one person in my house that I don't have at least a decent relationship with -- won the Power of Veto. Even worse, I was nominated as the replacement, though I have been assured -- once again -- that I am merely a pawn and that Jun wants Natalie to go home. I am counting on Parker to vote to keep me, but Sarah I'm on the fence with and I am genuinely assuming that Howie will vote to evict me, which makes things slightly messy.

Fearing eviction, Natalie devised an elaborate scheme to try to trick Eric into quitting the game. She wrote a note describing a fake hidden power that could help save both Natalie and Eric—but only if Eric was willing to quit the game.

Natalie (to Eric): This secret power is a hidden power of redemption. To activate this power you must be nominated with someone you can trust, and it will help you prolong both of your gameplay. With this power you can bring someone back into the game before the final 10. You may not bring yourself back into the game.

Eric: Natalie, in what is no doubt a desperate attempt to save herself, tried to convince me that she has some sort of special power that will advance us in the game, but this power would require me to quit the game, and even I am not stupid enough to see through such a ploy. I wish that it hadn't come down to Natalie and I, but now that I see her true colors I can't say that I am 100% sad to see her go -- assuming that she does. I don't know how to explain it, but I just have this feeling that my housemates will see tonight as a great opportunity to get me out of the house.

Natalie: I made up this fake power in hopes to have Eric quit, but he said he's not a quitter. Um bitch STFU!!

With Eviction night looming, it looked like Natalie was a goner…

Nathan: So Natalie is definitely a goner. I definitely will not miss getting berated by her and all of her bullshit, although she does deserve to last longer than several others still here in my eyes. I wonder how things would have gone if I had been more loyal to her... but really I know that would have been the most idiotic thing I could ever have done.

…but Andraste was running wild with fear of the Nathan/Sheila duo.

Jun: Parker wants to go after Sheila and Nathan so I had no choice but to let him in on Chi Chi's sexy little secret. That secret was that there are two distinct duos in the game. Nathan and Daniele, and Sheila and Sarah. I also let him in on the fact that I planned for him and me to be in the final 6 with them. That way the duos would take each other out and me and Parker would be left standing after the dust settles.

Parker: Chi Chi....not sure what I am going to do about her. I am loyal to her and will help her in any way I can but it's so hard since I can't really say much to her without fear of her telling everyone else. So without her knowing about Sheila and Nathan's powers, it's hard to convince her to get rid of one of them. As it stands now she thinks Nathan+Daniele are together and Sheila+Sarah are together. So Chi thinks we should go to the Final 6 with them and let them duke it out. I need to convince her to want to boot either Sheila or Nathan before then.

There is a lot of power in both Sheila and Nathan's hands and if I am going to make a move on one of them, I need to either do it from the shadows, or do it swiftly and deadly.

Howie was ready to keep Natalie in the game and launch an attack on Sheila and Nathan…

Howie: I’m attempting to save Natalie, who already tried to fuck me over once this game, and I’m sitting here asking myself WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING. The gameplan tonight is to try to keep Natalie, throw the immunity challenge and anyone other than Nathan wins HOH. At that point Sarah will use her power to kidnap Sheila from the other side, leaving her vulnerable because she can’t play in the veto. Again, our only obstacle is beating Nathan in a veto comp. If we can pull this off we can be assured that Sheila goes home this week being that we have the votes.

And if somehow shit hits the fan and it doesn’t work out, Sheila and Nathan are going to be more pissed at Sarah then they will be at me, so I take the heat off of myself a little bit while keeping their number one target Natalie in the game, and making Sarah their number 2 target. Seems like a great plan to me all the way around, lets see how it actually plays out.

…but Sarah was still up in the air.

Sarah: Howie has already told Natalie that he will vote to keep her. Parker thinks we should keep Eric and sit tight, waiting for our chance to strike at Sheila and/or Nathan.

The Buffy in me wants to force things to happen right now, expedite the plans to take out the power players: Nathan and SHE, but the Parker in me wants to chill out and smoke a joint (haha I feel like such a dork saying that) and just go with the flow until there is a reason to panic. And the Howie in me wants to stir some shit up and make some moves.

I really thought about my power tonight and what would happen if I used it. Nothing eventful. I told Howie that I will use it on Sheila when the time is right, but to make it work I have to make sure Nathan is gone. Otherwise, he'll just either hijack the eviction or if he's in the same house he'll save her with POV. It's going to be hard to get both Nathan and Sheila out and if Natalie goes she gets to name a new person to use her power on. If she doesn't tell me who, that's bad. I want Natalie to stay in the game so I know exactly what Sheila's power will do.

This is so complicated and tricky...but the main issue here is that Sheila and Nathan are both so powerful.

With only hours before the eviction, Jun was confident that everything was going according to plan…

Jun: This will be the last time I get to address Shatalie before she walks out the door tomorrow. Seriously bitch, don’t try and con me, if you have this power or the keys let me know, I don't give a flying fuck lmao. Try and take me out. You can't touch me in this game. Once we get to a merged house, which I expect to be in the next round. I however am relieved I get to see your end now more then halfway through the jury. Haaa I love it when Chi Chi has power. This game is going to be all about me soon enough, which might be a bad thing for me, too. Dear God I hope I dont become the new Shatalie.

Natalie: I'm staying this week, and we're going to take out Nathan and Sheila. HATE THEEEEEEEEM . Howie, Sarah, and Natalie for the motherfucking win fo sho. This week is gonna be crazy.

Before the eviction, Chelsbot announced that Danielle R. would have to be removed from the game. She had gone into a coma and had not said or done anything for the past 3 weeks.

At the Eviction Ceremony, the Bikini Barista lived to fight another day. Sarah sided with Howie to vote Eric out of the game.

Chelsbot: By a vote of 2-1, Natalie… you are safe. Eric, you have been evicted from the Andraste house.

After the eviction, Chelsbot announced that Sheila had discharged Nathan and Sarah had discharged Parker.

[Chelsbot]

Week 5

Andraste: Howie Gordon, Jun Song, Natalie Cunial, Nathan Marlow, Sarah Hrejsa
Brigantia: Daniele Donato, Diane Henry, Parker Somerville, Sheila Kennedy, Will Wikle

The Houseguests had mixed reactions to Eric's surprising eviction. Some Houseguests, like Will, were thrilled with the outcome.

Will: Eric left, which I actually love. And Danielle left, which again, I love. Bye you two. You both did and said nothing to me, so I can't be bothered to care about your leaving.

HOH Jun was pissed that her target had escaped eviction and that her ally Sarah had betrayed her.

Jun: So this week didn't go as I planned. I had some paranoia all day and thought everything didn't really seem right, because Howie and Sarah are final 2 allies which is clear now were left alone to potentially change the game. Needless to say they did and they sent Eric instead of Shatalie. Needless to say I am pissed and I now have to win HOH in order to save myself.

Nathan was at a loss for words. He had thought there was no way that Sarah would keep Natalie—someone she had been targeting since almost Day 1.

Nathan: Well then. I did not see that one coming. I mean, the thought of Natalie somehow staying did cross my mind... but I really, really did not ever think it would really happen. Parker was in an alliance with Eric, and Sarah has wanted Natalie out for the whole game. So I really thought there was no chance. Then the bomb dropped. I immediately knew it was Sarah who defected. I did have some doubts about her loyalties, but I did not think she would go as far as saving Natalie. So yeah, FUCK HER. I really had no words for her at that time.

No one was more excited than the Bikini Barista from the Beaver State. Everyone had thought she was leaving the house, but she was here to fight another week.

Natalie: So the end of the week was kinda amazing. As you all know, I was one of the final nominees for the week, it was myself against Eric. People thought I was leaving for sure and starting already talking shit, and I just laughed, because I found it hilarous that people thought I was just going to leave without trying to stay. . . Parker was like not going to keep me at all because he had an alliance with Eric? So I needed to get Howie and Sarah both to keep me. It seemed like it was going to be hard, but once I got Howie, it was easy, because Howie and Sarah are like a pair in this game. I played it off until eviction that I was leaving the game 3-0, because if I didn't, Nathan might get the word that I was staying and then like use his power, and it's likely I could leave because I have some haters over there: SHEILA AND DANIELE.

After the eviction, Natalie immediately confronted Nathan to gloat about the fact that she had survived.

Natalie: And you thought I’d beee soo easy to get out.
Nathan: Good job…
Natalie: On?
Nathan: Surviving.

Natalie: I thought it was hilarious that he thought I was leaving and then I stayed. It shows not to fucking mess with me. Then Howie and Sarah think I'm like their bitch. Um fuck you guys. I am certainly not! I AM USING YOU! You're not using me, because Natalie doesn't get used in games, she fucking goes out there and owns bitches like Cirie does every episode of Survivor. So then it was time to see who would be coming over to my side of the house and that person was none other than NATHAN! I fucking hate him with a passion and hope he like burns in hell. I heard I'm a huge threat to Nathan and Sheila and I probably am, which I do love. Those bitches ain't going to run this game. I'll fucking KILL them before they can.

The Houseguests headed to the backyard to compete for Immunity and HOH. The competition was called “Chelsbot’s Feud.” The two houses faced off in a family feud style game. Past Houseguests had answered survey questions about Big Brother, and the Houseguests had to try to match their answers. The highlight of the competition was when Natalie was voted the most annoying thing about living in the Big Brother Warzone house.

Chelsbot: Your category: Most annoying things about the Big Brother Warzone game.
Jun: I am going to say Natalie.
Chelsbot: Survey says...

1. Natalie (50 points)
2. Floaters/Inactive People (40 points)
3. ? ? ? (30 points)
4. ? ? ? (20 points)
5. ? ? ? (10 points)

Natalie: LMAO
Jun: OMG. I WIN!
Sheila: LOL!!!!!!!
Natalie: @okefowejoifjweoijfw! LOL!!!!!!!
Sarah: OMFG
Nathan: LOLOL
Sarah: Are you serious?
Natalie: LOL OMG <3 omg omg omg i love it for real
Parker: Really?
Chelsbot: Natalie was really the #1 answer.
Sarah: Wow.
Parker: That’s messed up man.
Sheila: That's not surprising at all.

Brigantia won the competition with ease. No one on Andraste was really wanting to win. Some members of Andraste were trying to throw the competition in an attempt to get rid of Sheila. Sheila was a member of Brigantia, but Sarah would be able to take her as a POW. Nathan wanted to throw the competition for another reason…

Nathan: I really did not want to win it. I wanted some revenge ASAP. Since I'm immune and have my hijack power, I could pretty much guarantee one of the 3 leaves, no matter who won HOH. If Chi Chi ends up on the block, I could just throw the power to the other house, and they would keep her against any of the others. I just wanted to have fun with that challenge, and boy did I! That was easily one of the funniest challenges I have ever experienced. It was such a disaster for our side. Brigantia seriously dominated and our crew was a total mess. It was fun to just fuck around with it. Randomly disappearing... and saying Kaysar for one of the most loved houseguests (BAHAHA!). Then came the question about the most annoying things about Warzone. Jun asked me what to say and I told her to say Natalie. I really wanted her to say it but I was mostly just doing it cuz I thought it would be funny. Then it was the NUMBA ONE ANSA! I laughed so motherfucking hard. The whole competition was just a riot for me, the whole situation.

Diane: We won another HOH and that's perfect since that will keep me away from getting evicted. I actually contributed to this competition so maybe people will think I'm useful for a change, I doubt it though. The one bad thing that happened this round was having Danielle expelled from the game since it was would been better having someone crappier than me around in the game but that's alright just means I'll have to play harder now.

There was a second part to the competition. Chelsbot would name a category, and each Houseguest would have 10 minutes to come up with a list of what they thought the top 5 answers were. The #1 answer would be worth 50 points, the #2 answer worth 40, and so on. The Houseguest on the losing team who earned the most points would be the new HOH. The Houseguest on the winning team who earned the most points would win a code to a safe.

Everyone submitted their answers and then waited for the results to be tallied. Sarah decided that it was time to go for the kill. She headed to the Diary Room and announced to Big Brother that she would like to take Sheila as a POW. She knew it was a risk, but Sheila was way too powerful. Hopefully anyone but Nathan would win HOH.

When it was time for the winner to be announced, the Houseguests once again gathered in the backyard.

Chelsbot: Sarah has chosen to activate a hidden power. With this power, she is able to take a member of the opposing house as a prisoner of war for one round. While this person is imprisoned, he or she will not be able to vote or participate in competitions. Instead, Sarah will control their every move. So who has Sarah chosen to take as a POW? That person is... Sheila.

It took everything Sheila had not to walk over and strangle Sarah. She had been the first person to arrive at the power! She had let Sarah claim it!

Chelsbot: With that said, we will move on to the results of the HOH competition. With 100 point… Congratulations, Nathan, you are the new Head of Household!

Upon hearing the winner, Sheila jumped for joy.

Sheila: WASTE OF A POWER! DUMB BITCH! ;D

Sarah: Well it wasn't guaranteed, but nothing is, right? At least I didn't sit around and wait to be picked off by the biggest comp threat ever.

Sheila: I was never going to pick you off, idiot. Instead of being allied with "the biggest comp threat ever", you're now my #1 target. YOUR ASS IS MINE! KNOW THAT!!!

Nathan: Then comes the other bomb. Sarah went as far to use her Prisoner of War power on Sheila, trying to screw her over. I didn't expect her to go that far. So at that point, HOH was huge. Wayyyy more important, or else Sheila would be done. But yeah, I came out with the crown again! Suck on that bitches! I ain't nominating Big She, so Sarah's power was completely worthless. This really just fires me up. If me and She were a force to be reckoned with before... now it's really on. I told her that she's my number one ally and she said the same goes for her.

Sheila: Fuck. Sarah.

She is the dumbest bitch EVER! I can't even describe how plain dumb that was. She wants me out....when I was 100% with her. The getting picked off comment that she made pissed me the fuck off, like WTF. I just fucking hate her. I got to that power before her, basically grabbed her by the hand and got her through all the clues because she was way too dumb to figure any out, and then let her have it. Then she tries and uses it against me. What. A. Bitch. She is dead to me and she's going to regret her move. Like there's not even any logical reason behind it. I would have taken her to the F2!!! It's obvious the only reason she did it is because she knows I'm after her lover Howie, and she desperately wants him to fuck her so she tried helping him out. Idiot. She is just so goddamn DUMB I can't believe it! She was in a solid alliance, and tried fucking us over...way too early might I add...just for one person who she's in love with. Nice, Sarah. Nice. You could have had it made in this game, and now you might not even make jury. Hope you're happy.

Sheila decided to rub Nathan’s HOH victory in Sarah’s face.

Sheila: BAHAHAHAHA WASTE OF A POWER BITCHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sarah: LOL sorry - I know you hate me but I had to take the risk.
Sheila: I love you now for being a dumb bitch.
Sarah: Okay. Well I expected you to say something like that, but it is a game and no matter what - I did it because I know you're going to win if someone doesn't try - sorry again.
Sheila: You should know not to go against me. Game on, bitch.
Sarah: Well, I guess that means no one can ever beat you. If I'm gone then at least I tried.

Sheila: "AT LEAST I TRIED GETTING OUT SOMEONE THAT WAS 100% LOYAL TO ME BUT I ONLY WANTED HER OUT BECAUSE SHE WAS GOING TO TAKE OUT MY HOWIEKINS WHO I DREAM ABOUT MAKING OUT WITH EVERY NIGHT AND I SO DESPERATELY WANT HIM TO FUCK ME UP THE ASS"

Hate. Her.

Sarah: She-bitch - fuck you bitch. You know if I had won HOH AND POV this week it would have been brilliant. I figure can't win if you don't try. :-P

After her fight with Sheila, Sarah had to do some damage control with Nathan.

Nathan: So has this all been a charade?
Sarah: I figured that you and Sheila were Final 2 and I also felt that Daniele and Jun were very close to her - and I kind of felt on the outside of that - so I decided to take a chance to try to get her out. I know you will put me up - I expect it - but honestly I did want to work with you. I just feel like she's going to win everything and win the game.
Nathan: We don't have a Final 2... YOU were her number 1 ally! I’m just shocked. Like you played me.
Sarah: I'm sorry - I didn't try to play you but I did think you were Final 2.
Sarah: I meant it that I wanted to work with you - but when I talk to you, you don't say very much. I had a hard time gauging if you really felt I was your ally.
Nathan: It just doesn’t even make sense to me. You really thought it would be that easy to get her out? Now you have the biggest challenge threat on your ass.
Sarah: I knew it was a huge risk.
Nathan: I mean... like you were sitting pretty
Sarah: Yes, for Final 4, 5, 6 maybe.... It was risky - but I honestly decided that it was a game and I decided to play it like one.
Nathan: Welp you made your choice I guess... there's always Veto.
Sarah: No matter what happens - it wasn't personal.

Sarah: Wellllll not quite the results I wanted tonight but all is not completely lost. I would be fine with Natalie or Jun leaving this week. Do I regret my decision? In a way...but man this game is so not fun when one person wins ALL the comps. I was sick of it and I just thought I'd make a move. I made it and it didn't work...but I am the eternal optimist and I know anything can happen. I have Parker, I have Howie, I have Natalie (haha well if she's not throwing me under the bus I have her) and I still have Sheila's power tied up in Natalie. If I leave this game this week or the next at least I made it interesting. It was getting too easy. Well, it's probably still too easy for BIG FAT SHEILA but at least we got her pumped up. That's worth something.

Howie: Natalie stayed which was the plan all along, and then we threw the challenge, which was the plan all along, but unfortunately we couldn’t win HOH, and that pretty much fucked us over, but oddly enough, I’m probably in a better position than I would have been if Natalie had left this week.

If Natalie had left, I would have had Sheila and Nathan coming after me, and Sarah would have been stuck in the middle, and yeah I’m sure she probably would have tried to kept me safe as best she could, BUT she wasn’t gonna risk her position with Nathan and Sheila to make sure I survived another week.

That’s why this plan was so important, I kept telling Sarah that the whole reason we needed to keep Natalie was to cause chaos in the game, well the REAL reason I needed to keep Natalie was that it kept me off Nathan and Sheila's hit list at least for another week.

I have to worry about surviving week to week, and if that means using Sarah as a human shield for a week, then so be it, I’m playing this game for myself baby.

Jun: Sarah is a dead woman walking in the upcoming weeks, there isn’t any physically possible way for her to go this week, she has that extra vote by controlling Sheila and both Shatalie/Howeak keeping her.

Let me just say I find it hilarious that Shatalie thinks Howeak/Bitch are with her. LMAO biggest load of shit, they will drop her like a pubescent boys balls drop at 14.

Let me tell you a little something about that trio. They are DONE. Unless Howie somehow wins HOH and saves Sarah, they are gone. Bye bye idiots.

FAT N' FAB. Which they aren't. This game is still mine and they will feel my wrath.

Parker: Oh man, the last 48 hours have been more fun to watch than the Matrix on mushrooms. I tried to talk Sarah out of her plan to bring Sheila over to her side. In any decision I make I look at what the risk versus reward ratio is. In this case, the risks involved in that move totally outweighed the possibility of reward (Sheila getting booted). But in the end she went with Howie's advice and is now paying the price.

HOH Nathan wanted to nominate all 3 of Sarah, Natalie, and Howie, but he could only choose 2 of the 3.

Nathan: For my nominations, I would have loved to nominate any of the three of Nat, Howie, and Sarah, but I must pick just two. After much thought, I am going to go with puttin' up Natalie and Sarah. It is very likely that one of the three could win the veto. If Jun gets put up, I want her to be up against Natalie, because in that scenario, I don't think there is any way that the other house would vote Jun out if I used my power. Parker and Daniele are who I am counting on for that vote. So, if Howie is off of the block and wins the veto, he will save Sarah, and Jun will go up against Natalie and I will use my power. Sarah probably will just try and help Howie win, but if she does win then Howie can just go up. If Natalie wins, she will take herself off, and Howie can go up. I thought about leaving her off of the block, but I think she will most definitely take one of them off, no matter what she is telling me. I don't believe for a second she wouldn't take that opportunity to get Jun out. So this way, I can warn her that she has to go all out to win it for herself, because if she just helps Howie win it, she will still go home. It should then be just the two love-birds workin' at the veto together.

At the nomination ceremony, Nathan placed Sarah and Natalie on the chopping block.

Nathan: After much thought, I have decided to nominate Natalie and Sarah for eviction this week. Natalie, you have been incredibly annoying lately and I'm not thrilled about you sticking around. Sarah, you basically asked for this. If someone told me last week that I would be nominating you this week, I wouldn't have believed it. You took a risk, and it failed. Big time. Now you get to try and work yourself out of it. Oh, and one more thing... your ass is actually really saggy and gross.

Natalie: Thanks you boring bitch. Guess I have to win veto.

Sarah: I can handle the nomination but the ass comment is offensive. I have buns of steel. :-P Good luck in POV Nat. If you leave this way, you know Sheila gets to target someone new with her power. Probably me, but who knows??

Sheila: It would definitely be you.

Sarah: I'm flattered.

Will: Nathan nominated Sarah and Natalie (no surprise there, after what Sarah did). And I have officially decided that Sheila is a big fat whore. I don't know what makes me say that, but I've always been put off by her. Plus she and Jun seem to be licking each others vaginas at every possible opportunity, and I think they are both obnoxious and annoying. They went all crazy over Natalie and Keesha, and now they are doing the same things that everyone hated them for. I can't believe that Nathan (who seems so nice, normal, and down to earth) has chosen to align himself with those two whores.

So my goal now is to solidify a counter group consisting of Diane, Parker, Sarah, Howie, Natalie... hell, anyone who will listen. I know Daniele is with the Sheila group, but she seems kind of useless to me.

Ideally this week, Howie would win veto, take Sarah off the block, and Nathan would be forced to put Jun up in her place. That plan will take a bit of fancy footwork on everyone's part, but there's no harm in trying. I have the week off, which means there's not a lot I can do as far as competitions and voting, but I'm hoping to win HOH soon and knock out some bitches.

The Veto Competition was called “Half Million Dollar Password.” The Houseguests were given 12 photos. Their job was to unlock safes by figuring out passwords with the photos as clues. The password to each safe would be a word that somehow relates to the picture.

Howie and Sarah decided to work together to help Howie win. In the beginning of the competition, Howie was gaining a quick lead. Nathan and Sheila changed their strategy and decided to help Natalie, who was in second place, win the Veto. That way Howie could not win and save Sarah, keeping them both safe.

Natalie: I talk to Sheila and she is so mad because both Howie and Sarah kept me in the game and she wanted them out. So then I tell her that the only way Sarah would like leave is if they're nominated together and she agrees and she then proceeds to tell me that she will help me on the Power of Veto, since she can't win it herself and I'm like yay! Nathan and Sheila helped me in the game because I only found one and then Howie and Sarah were like up by $75,000 and I told them that I was not the person who should be leaving right now. They agreed so they helped me.

Nathan found most of the passwords and gave them to Natalie. Finally, Sheila found the password “proboscidea” for a picture of 2 elephants. The safe contained $75,000—enough to cement Natalie’s win. As soon as Natalie won the Veto, Sheila gloated to Sarah.

Sheila (to Sarah): I just found $75,000 and gave it to Natalie. Have fun going home, bitch!
Sarah: I will.

Sarah and Howie were furious with Natalie for working with Nathan and Sheila and throwing them under the bus.

Howie (to Natalie): Dude, you’re fuckin’ low.
Sarah: Natalie, why would you do that?
Natalie: You guys didn’t use me, bitches! I rode you hard and you got put away!
Sarah: Seriously? Natalie, I'm not interested in ever talking to you again - I don't even care about the game. But you are not worth my time to talk to. I should have voted you out like they wanted. My bad.
Natalie: Um.. cool? Wow. You're mad cause of a game!
Sarah: No - because you are slimy, and I'm mad at myself for ever believing you - the game doesn't matter.

Sheila: Man, it was amazing having no luck in that challenge then randomly getting proboscidea giving Nattie the win and sealing Sarah's fate.

BYE BYE BITCH! ;D

Sarah: Natalie fucking us over in the POV was obviously something I should have expected. I will never ever trust a thing that kid says again. I feel bad that I evicted Eric over that piece of shit.

Natalie: It was amazing because Sarah started to bitch at me when she found out that I got into a safe, because Howie was supposed to win. I just ignored her and Howie was like "WTF DUDE?" Then Sheila told them that she found this safe worth $75,000 and that she gave it to me and that I had won. . . and THEY POPPED THE FUCK OFF, MORE SO THAN TANISHA. I just laughed and told them I used them and they were pissed and got all mad and stormed off. *WAVES POWER OF VETO AROUND*

At the Veto Ceremony, the Bikini Barista lived to fight another day.

Natalie: Well, I won the veto as everyone knows, and it's quite funny because people helped me win it to get someone out who helped me stay in the game! I LOVE IT! I'm always the center of attention. It just makes me wanna laugh. So thanks to the people that helped me guess words like "fauna" and I can't even remember the rest and watching Howie and Sarah struggle to get the correct answers.

I also thought it was comical during the challenge. . . Howie and Sarah got mad um, I needed to win for myself. If not and Sarah got saved with Howie winning the Power of Veto, there is a likely chance someone—I won't say who at the moment—would have used their power to have the other house vote instead and I probably would have left.

Sarah, looks like karma's a bitch for always telling me "YOU ALWAYS GET TOO COCKY" Um.. look where that got you bitch. First class tickets to the PREJURY HOUSE! Sarah I WILL NOT be asking you to plead your case on why I should use veto on you, because I do not believe saving whores who gloat about wanting to fuck someone is something to associate myself around, and plus you're a shitty player, so anyways I have chosen to use the power of veto on MYSELF! AND SARAH & HOWIE IT'S QUEEN BITCH TO YOU NOT NATALIE.

Nathan: Since Natalie has removed herself from the block with the veto, I must now name a replacement nominee. It's pretty obvious what I am going to do, so I am not going to make a big show out of it... Howie, get on up there my man.

Natalie: Isn't it nice? I ended up saving mySELF duh, and then guess who went up instead? HOWIE! I just love it! I don't give a fuck if they're mad, but I will be targeting Nathan and Sheila as soon as it is the smartest time to do so. So anyways, Sarah is leaving this round unless Jun decides to do something and keep her in the game then frame me, and then I'm fucked. . . I would fucking KILL HER. So this game is going amazingly for me and everyone better fucking watch out for the queen bitch, and I did make JURY!

Howie: Well this week turned out to be a clusterfuck, and the worst case scenario played itself out, but the bottom line is, if I hadn’t convinced Sarah to make this move, then I would have been gone this week regardless. Now it looks like she’s gonna go and I’ve got at least another week to try to pull a rabbit out of my ass.

Now I have Sarah boohooing to me about what a mistake she made going against her friends, well I’ve got news for you, you said to me that you wanted to work with me this game, I was your number 1. If you wanted to keep me in the game, you had to make the move you did. If you wanted to sell me out and stay with Nathan and Sheila, then that’s a legit game move and if you regret it, then you should have done it. But don’t expect me to feel sorry for your ass when OUR plan didn’t work out and your "friends" now hate you when it was my ass on the line this week if you would have stuck with them. Jesus Fucking Christ.

Even with Sarah controlling Sheila’s vote, it seemed like it was the end of the road for Sarah.

Will: Well, looks like Sarah is going home this week. That sucks.

Now it just feels like the house is full of shitty obnoxious 16 year olds. I'm so sick of the immature mean girls junior high type crap. I just want to lock Natalie, Jun and Sheila in a closet and let them tear each other's eyes out until only one is left standing. I have a feeling it would be Natalie.

Anyway... Sarah leaving throws a big wrench in my game plan. I was really ready to step up and make a power move, but her leaving makes me think that I should continue to lay low and let the horrible bitches of the house attack each other.

Sheila: I swear to god if Natalie keeps Sarah, her ass will be target #1 for me again. Sarah needs to get out this week. Sarah tried sucking up to me last night in case she stays I guess…

Sarah: I'm going to tell you something - and I am sure you'll just call me a bitch or something, but I'm still going to tell you. You can think what you want. I know I'm leaving, and I'm actually fine with it. I did something that went against my instincts. I feel bad about betraying you and Nathan. Obviously it only hurt me, but that's not why I am saying this at all. I always say games aren't personal but this is to me. So I'm sorry - I am sure you guys will kick ass in the game so that's cool. I would have apologized no matter which way it went. I just want you to know that because you obviously trusted me.

Sheila: Yeah, I trusted you more than you probably knew. I got to that power before you, but LET you have it, and then you tried to use it to get me out because you make up some bullshit reason like "I don’t want to get picked off" when you were probably my #1 and I could have helped you get to the Final 2. That hurt like you have no idea. But whatever, you got what you deserved. Nathan and I found 250,000 worth of Natalie’s 275,000 in the challenge and basically guaranteed your eviction, when any other week it would have just been another challenge win to keep the 3 of us safe. I'm not going to just blow this over right away especially when I did trust you a ton and the way you tried getting me out was just lower than low especially when it wouldn't have helped you at all.

Sarah: Okay fair enough - I really don't blame you - and I would have felt very betrayed, too. I don't expect you to blow it over. But I did feel I owed it to you to tell you. Looking back, I almost can't believe I did it. I just wanted you to know that I was sorry. And again, not because of the game. That means nothing to me. But my integrity does and I obviously haven't shown that much of it. So again, good luck and have a fun game.

Sheila: LAME!

Meanwhile, Parker worked to try to convince Jun to keep Sarah in the game…

Parker: So it looks like Sarah will be voted out. I did try and talk Chi Chi into keeping Sarah but I wasn't going to try and force her to do something that would hurt her in the game. Right now I have no clue how I will proceed strategically. If Sheila and Nathan run away the HOHs I need to be prepared for that and try and sneak into the Final 5 with Jun, Daniele, Sheila and Nathan. I really don't like that idea but I'll do what's needed to survive. But I figure the moment that Sheila CAN be voted out, she MUST be voted out, and I really don't think it will be hard to get others to see that, despite whether or not I am aligned with them.

Jun: So this week I have been thinking. I still don't trust Shatalie. So what is the best way that I could take her out? Well of course make her Sheila's number one target again. But how to play it off right? Well it would have to happen by making her the main focus and that would happen if Sarah stayed in the game this week.

I would need Sarah to confirm a story about Shatalie keeping her if they could all go after Sheila. I would need Sarah to offer myself and Parker safety.

The benefits if I pull this off? Well I keep Sheila and Sarah targeting each other, I also throw Shatalie into the spotlight to be taken out, the same way Sarah got thrust into it when she saved Shatalie. However I will escape scott free with 2 allies that will take me a long way to boot. I understand it is risky, but it is something that needs to get done. I’d rather make moves and get booted rather than get to the final 3 by not doing anything. I believe it is Chi Chi's time to shine.

Sarah: It looks like I may have a chance to stay in the game. Parker talked to me yesterday about talking to Jun about keeping me. I talked to Jun today. Unless she is lying to me, she is going to vote to keep me and just blame it on Natalie. I am supposed to try to convince Sheila that Natalie made a deal with me. I'm fine with that. Sheila is after me now so why not hand her another target who might piss her off more? I think she'll still come after me, but if I'm on the block against Natalie it might be tempting to get her instead. After all, it frees up her power to use against me.

We'll see though. The point is, no matter what kind of mistakes I feel I may have made in the game, it's still a game and I'm still fighting to stay. And God help me if I do. LOL :-P

And at the Eviction Ceremony, the house was turned on its head once again.

Chelsbot: By a vote of 2-1, Sarah… you are safe. Howie, you have been evicted from the Andraste house.

After the Eviction, Chelsbot announced that Nathan had sent Jun to Brigantia, and Parker had sent Will to Andraste.

[Chelsbot]

Week 6

Andraste: Natalie Cunial, Nathan Marlow, Sarah Hrejsa, Will Wikle
Brigantia: Daniele Donato, Diane Henry, Jun Song, Parker Somerville, Sheila Kennedy

After Sarah survived the eviction, her allies, like Will and Parker, were feeling relieved.

Will: Sarah stayed! Wow. I thought for sure that Jun would vote her out. I was very thrilled to see that she stuck around, and that makes Jun cool in my book.

I got switched to the other house, and I think it's great. First of all, it keeps me safe this week, and also I think Natalie, Sarah and Nathan are three of the strongest competitors, so I think we'll do well in challenges.

Parker: So Chi Chi has a change of heart and decides to keep Sarah. I don't know how much of my talking to her had anything to do with it but I am obviously extremely happy that Sarah stayed. The only problem with all of this is that I had figured I would go to Final 2 with Sarah up until she admitted she woulda taken Howie. Now my loyalty has turned to Chi Chi.

I am really glad I have kept my strategy pretty loose in this game as things seem to change with the wind. From Natalie being a common enemy to both Sheila and Sarah to Natalie helping both Sheila and Sarah go after each other. I got to give it to her, as much of a pain in the ass as she can be, she is definitely playing this game with all she's got.

Sheila, on the other hand, was fuming. She wanted to find out who had betrayed her and she wanted to rip that person to shreds.

Sheila: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Natalie: We all decided to like go after Sarah and get her out but nooo, Jun has to be this little conniving bitch as I knew she would be… and save Sarah and then try and blame it on me. Sheila then told me the following: "YOUR ASS IS MINE!" And I was pissed off because she actually believed Jun over me like wtf?

Furious about being doubted, Natalie decided to sneak into the production area and let Sheila see the vote for herself. The Bikini Barista grabbed Sheila by the arm and led her to the editing room, where the producers were working on the last episode. Sheila looked up at the screen to see Natalie mouth the words “I vote to evict Sarah.”

After sneaking out of the room, Sheila approached Nathan. She pointed out that the clip she saw of Natalie’s vote could have been fake. She could have just stated a fake vote after casting her vote to evict Howie.

Nathan: I can’t imagine Jun would pull something like this.
Sheila: I can. Sarah can easily manipulate her.
Nathan: I don’t really care though, honestly.
Sheila: I'm just going to try and get it out of Sarah, saying if she tells who did it, then they're my #1 target and not her.

Nathan: Fuck all y'all.

Seriously. All the people left in this game are driving me absolutely insane. Fuck you Jun, for voting to keep Sarah. Fuck you Natalie, for being one of the most annoying, over-bearing people I have ever encountered. Seriously, cool your jets! You don't need to ask me 10 zillion times to send you to the other house. It ain't happenin'! And also for stooping so low to sneak into the production area to prove yourself. And yeah, fuck you too Sheila, for giving in to her trick. And fuck you Will, for being immune and being a complete wildcard. And fuck you Sarah, for putting your spell back on Jun. And fuck you Parker, for not talking about who we would send. Fuck you Daniele, for never coming around so we can talk trash about all these schmucks. No fuck you to the Chelsbot though. : )

When Sheila told Jun about her trip to the editing room, Jun flew off the deep end.

Jun: Last week went off well with saving Sarah, however the after shock that is Sheila didn’t go over so well. Turns out Shatalie cheated, screwing me into gaining 2 unnecessary enemies. More than anything it makes the game more fun. Having no enemies is dull.

Sarah: Unfortunately, Jun was planning on lying to Sheila, but Natalie screwed up that plan. Gee, that kind of makes this less of a game when someone does that. It's our right as a player to lie about our votes if we want to. :-P

Natalie, Sheila, and the rest of the players were given a warning that the production area was off limits, and there would be a harsh punishment if it ever happened again.

Later that night, the Houseguests gathered in the backyard for the Immunity and HOH competition. Tonight’s game was called “Mark my Words.” The Houseguests were given a giant picture that had several small words blended in. The words all related to the military and combat. Each Houseguest would compete individually. For each correct word, the Houseguests would earn 1 point. For each incorrect word, a point would be subtracted. The house with the highest point total would win Immunity. The Houseguest with the most points in the losing house would win HOH.

Nathan: Having just 4 people in our house, none of which I trust, and having one of them be immune, makes me really want to just win immunity. It would be a very dangerous situation, and if everything went just so, someone could be eliminated without a vote after everyone else became immune. So yeah, no thanks. Even with my power, there would be no guarantee. Not to mention I don't trust enough people in the other house either. Luckily, it sounds like there is some throwing goin' on in the Brigantia house. Jun and She had a big falling out so Jun wants to go after She since she has immunity and can't be touched by Sheila. So she is supposedly going to turn in a really crappy score and give her real words to Parker. She is saying she has a really good score, but knowing her, she could have a lot of mistakes or just be bluffing. I don't know. Hopefully Big She pulls out another victory though, and if not she can go for the veto. Even though her and I are not on the same page all the time, she is more often than anyone else, and she just has such a huge target on her ass that I think might go over to me after she left. Also, I would not be having as much fun in this game without her. She saves my sanity a bit too I think. And if we do somehow lose, I think I have a great shot at the HOH. But hopefully everyone on our team just sends in a good score and we will win and there will be no worries for me this week.

Andraste took home the win, with Will earning the highest score, at 93. On Brigantia, Jun did not even compete. However, because Brigantia had one extra member, Jun’s score didn’t count. For HOH, it was a close race between Parker and Sheila, but the single mother beat out the weed smoker by 1 point.

Sheila: YAY!
Jun: Damn, the stupid bitch won. Oh, well she is out next week.
Sheila: I thought you said I was out this week, though.
Jun: You would have had any one else besides you won that HOH.
Sheila: Oops. Too bad I won! ;D Maybe if everyone tries next time, then I won't. But I appreciate you throwing it and giving me one less person to beat.
Natalie: YAY! I hope someone *cough* I wonder who, goes home

Sheila: So thank God I ended up winning that HOH. It's pretty clear that Natalie and I have to win like EVERY HOH from here on out since we're so hated. <3 I guess Nathan could win too. He'd be an idiot to go after us right now since he'll probably be next after Natty and I leave.

Will: I was glad we won immunity, but I was kind of annoyed that Sheila won HOH. She bugs me and I hate that she has so much power. I think Sheila will target Parker and Diane. Ideally, Jun or Parker would win veto, and save Parker - then Daniele would have to go up, and Parker and Jun could vote her out. That's one less person on the Sheila/Nathan side. And seriously, why is Nathan with those bitches? They are nuts, and he is so normal and cool. What's with him siding with them?

While the members of both houses were still outside for the competition, Parker called a group meeting.

Parker: I kinda wanted to talk about something out in the open. I was hoping to see something other than just an addition to rules either by the host or by the people involved. I don't want this thing becoming the white elephant in the room for the rest of the game. And since it concerns everyone in the game, I think it's fair to talk about it in the open. I assume by now everyone has heard about Natalie and Sheila sneaking into the production area. I really don't know how everyone else feels about this, but I very strongly oppose this sort of thing. The one thing that absolutely cannot be compromised is the game's integrity. I would just like to hear what other people's views on this are. If this is something that only I find unacceptable, I would like to know why. Because honestly, if I am the only person who has a problem with this, then I probably shouldn't have signed up for this game.

Jun: I am 100% with you. The fact that virtually nothing has been done regarding this says something about the host’s favoritism towards certain contestants, this certainly discredits anything Chelsbot does in the future if not properly corrected.

Will: I have also heard of these accusations. If they are in fact true, I feel like there should be some kind of penalty. It's cheating. It's not cool.

Will: This cheating drama is so not that big a deal to me. I think it was incredibly stupid of Natalie, but it's not such a huge deal. I made my comment about them being penalized because I wanted to further the divide in the house. Natalie has already bitched to me, and I am thrilled because now I can stop pretending to like the little immature brat. I want her and Sheila out soooo badly.

Sarah: I do not agree that Chelsbot is a biased host. I believe that she is doing what she feels is right and it is her decision. It's good to have a sounding board, but I think comments should be respectful to the person who is taking her time to put this game on for us. Thank you, Parker, for pointing out the white proboscidea in the room. THAT'S something I love to be reminded of.

Natalie: Stick to words you know please! Do not use proboscidea, as you could not even figure it out when Howie needed the veto for both of you guys to stay.

Sarah: You little muroidea. Go look it up.

Out of nowhere, Jessica from Season 1 made a spectacular entrance.

Jessica: I think you all should lay off of Chelsbot.. she is an amazing host.. she is not biased. When a situation in any game comes up.. the host has to take a stand and make a decision. She has taken a stand and made a decision.. yeah the situation that happened sucks.. and those involved I’m sure realize they did something wrong.. At least now everyone knows NOT to do this in the future of this game and I am sure it will be an added rule for all future Warzone games. Chelsbot, you are doing an amazing job! Keep up the good work.

Natalie: Jun, next time I have HOH you best believe you'll go up and for anyone else that would like to talk shit about me, please contact me at 1-800-Natalie-DGAF, thanks! Haters only make me famous.

At that moment, Chelsia from Season 1 angrily stormed into the yard.

Chelsia: Jun, you are the whiniest of ‘em all -_- I can't believe you had to cuss and rant ‘til this was brought out into the open for everyone. I hope this haunts any chance of you making Allstars. You are a poor sport. I used to like you some in this game. Now I will probably just despise your game play the rest of this season! Chelsbot, you are an amazing host and doing one hell of job as always! I was happy you didn't give into Jun's power trip. In all honesty I don't know how you put up with her the last few days. Attacking the host? That's grounds for expulsion in myyyyyy game. : O So come on season 2ers show us a show? It's been fun! *Drags Jun around by the fake looking blond weave* By the way, YOU should say sorry, skank!

Parker: I did not make this thread in an attempt to change the results of this game or any competition in the game. I also did not make this thread to badmouth the host or anyone involved. Sheila, I am hoping you speak up and let us know what you were thinking when you did this. You and Natalie cheated, plain and simple. Do you not feel you owe us some sort of explanation?

Sheila, who had been quiet up to this point, decided to unleash her true feelings.

Sheila: Well, since Parker has so kindly asked for my statement....I would like to say he can STFU. Since when have two people that have broken rules in the past become the perfect goody-two-shoes moral police? Gimme a break. I got caught up in my emotions and did something I shouldn't have done. I'm aware of that. It was one of those things where you don't realize what you're doing until you're in the process of doing. Kinda like murder. Or something. In the end, Natalie and I were both honest about it. The only way what we did is affecting the game is now everyone wants us out, which I really don't care, and some people are being complete nuisances and now I want them out more than I originally did. So basically the only reason it's affecting the game is because you and Jun won't STFU.

Chelsbot decided what she wanted to do for HER game. If you don't like it, I strongly encourage you to leave. I'll gladly open the door for you, kick your ass out, and slam the door shut. As for you Jun, you are just ridiculous. If anyone tried controlling your game, you'd throw a fit. You are a delusional, idiotic, annoying, self-righteous bitch and I can't wait til you leave, whether it be before or after me.

Eddie (Season 1): *checks door to Warzone house* Huh, unlocked...I guess anyone can... come inside now? But yes, love the Chelsbot. She is totally unbiased. Do not fool yourself into thinking she gives a flying crap about any of you enough to mess up the game she's hosting.

Sarah: I do not like to hear people accusing hosts of being biased and so I wanted to express that. I think Chelsbot is an awesome host and her comps are amazing - and kicking my ass, obviously. And Sheila - I am glad you hate Jun more than me - at least for right now.

Chelsia: Parker, you are starting to turn into Jun all over! Why don't you shut the hell up about all this! Go beat her in a challenge? I have heard nothing but pouting the last three days or so -_- Just go win a challenge and do what you feel you gotta do. Warzone 2 IS a lot of fun to watch, but I think I'm ready to go back in the house with Eddie before I listen to one more whiny ass remark made on here!

Eddie: That means you couldn't possibly fuck up any worse, have a hot tub orgy and chill the fuck out all of you. *leaves Big Brother house*

Sheila: Good Lord! These people need to stop acting like I committed murder and deserve the death penalty!

Nathan: Of course Sheila winning caused a shit-storm with all the controversy goin' on. I feel like the right call was made though and I just wish everyone would just move on and let the game play out how it should. I ain't gonna dwell on that all that much here though cuz it's all really stupid.

With Jun immune as General, Sheila went after her partner in crime, Parker.

Sheila: Diane and Parker, I have chosen to nominate you two for eviction. Diane - I have rarely spoken to you. That's basically it. Parker - Same thing. I've only spoken to you on a few occasions. I've only been able to get any sort of clue about you from what Jun has told me, since she believes you are her lapdog. It is obvious Jun is not my favorite person at the moment, so since I cannot nominate her, I will have to settle with nominating the person she has said she 'can use and abuse for all he's worth'. Sorry.

Nathan: Sheila nominated Parker and Diane for eviction, which was a pretty obvious call. Daniele is the only other person in this game that hasn't pissed Sheila off she says. But yeah, Jun is definitely balls to the wall against Sheila now and vice versa... that makes Sheila have what, like 3 number one targets? Jun is doing everything in her power to take her down though and really wants Parker to come off the block. If he goes, the opposition would be greatly weakened. I really don't know what I want to happen this week though. Diane needs to just go cuz she sucks, but the smarter call would be for Parker to go, even if though I like him a lot. It is out of my hands this week though so I'll just let it all play out. Jun is making sure I am in with them though for the future, and I pretty much just agree to whatever she says, they can find out my lies I don't care, but it's just easier this way. I basically handle Natalie the same way. Hopefully all these idiots just eat each other alive. I know people already think of me as a threat, but hopefully all of this can overshadow that. I will just take things how they come and just use them as an advantage. The only people who really have an ounce of loyalty of mine at this point are Big She and Dani.

The Veto Competition was called “It’s Element-ary, My Dear Chelsbot!” The Houseguests were introduced to Dr. Vetostein, who had been trying to devise a chemical formula that would aid him in his quest for world domination. However, he was missing one important element that he needed to complete his formula. The Houseguests had to look for element symbols in the list of words from the previous HOH Competition, “Mark my Words.” Then, they had to do some math to figure out with element Dr. Vetostein was missing.

Natalie: I think I had a great chance of winning it because I’m in Honors Chemistry right now and like adding up the atomic mass would have been so easy, the only thing that would of taken so long would be seeing what elements each of the words contained since there was 101 of them, haha.

When the results came in, Jun was declared the winner. At the Veto Ceremony, she chose to save her ally Parker.

Jun: I have decided to... use the Power of Veto on Parker. Sheila has made it abundantly clear that she was gunning for Parker largely because she couldn’t take me out. So anything I can do to screw with her plans, the better. Sheila, you are no longer FAT N' FAB. Your time is coming!

Parker: Chi Chi, you are officially my favorite tranny, ever!!! And given how much tranny porn I watch, that is really saying something.

With Parker safe from eviction, Daniele was the only Houseguest eligible to be nominated.

Sheila: Anyways, my HOH was a disaster, as usual. The fucking idiot Jun ended up winning. Ew. And of course she saved her lapdog Parker. I hate them both. They are both so annoying and self-righteous and I can't wait til they go. Which will hopefully be next round. I'm really nervous that Daniele will be the one to go. I suspect she will be, since it's obvious I want her to stay, since I kept her off the block. Since everyone wants the opposite of what I do, her fate is like sealed. Plus Nathan told me that Jun was discussing voting her. SHE BETTER NAWT!!! I seriously hate everyone in this game except Nathan and Natalie.

With Eviction approaching, Nathan worked to make sure that Diane would be the one walking out the door.

Nathan: It's gotta be Diane for me. She has nothing to offer me, while Daniele will be a vote for me and Big She. Sheila she really did think that Jun might turn around and take Daniele out since she is close with us, but from all the things Jun had been saying me, I was inclined to think she wouldn't do that. Then she came to me today thinking she should since she is so inactive. I tried my best to dissuade her from doing this. I totally understand that it sucks that her interest isn't really here, but despite anything Diane might say, she hasn't done jackshit either. So yeah, I just tried to make sure Jun knew that and that Daniele hates Natalie as much as anyone, so we should jut let her stick around. She agreed to all of this, so this will be the test. If Jun goes and votes Daniele out now, it is absolutely on. I will be gunning for that HOH key just so I can put that bitch up. I tried to give her a chance, but if she lies to my face again, it is over. Now we just have to wait and see...

Jun: Daniele isn’t interested in the game at all. Diane really wants to be here, and Daniele doesn’t.
Nathan: Doesn’t seem like Diane really cares to me.
Jun: I just wanna make sure we are doing the right thing.
Nathan: Neither of them have added anything to the game. If Daniele was up against Parker or anyone else, then I would say, yeah I am with you, but Diane hasn’t done a thing.
Jun: And I wanted to get your insight, because if we did decide to vote Daniele out, I’d want you to be cool with it, and not feel like I am stabbing you because, yea, I know Daniele is a good friend of yours, too.
Nathan: The least 2 active people are on the block, that's good, let's let the one go that we aren't friends with.
Jun: k sounds good

Parker: So Diane and Daniele are on the block and Diane is getting voted out. I was kinda hoping Diane would stay but since Chi Chi saved me, I feel obligated to vote how she wants on this one, which is to evict Diane. I think Chi Chi wants to set it up so she has a Final 4 of me, Sarah and Will and a Final 4 with me, Nathan and Daniele. While that's not a bad plan. I am really unsure of how likely it is people will actually want that. Personally, I would prefer the Final 4 of Sarah and Will or Nathan.

Daniele: Diane is nominated against me...which is predictable. To be perfectly honest, I'm hoping that they choose to evict me. The other people in this game have been playing harder and better than I have, and I really just can't keep up at the moment. I'd feel wrong to see Diane leave if she's been playing her heart out. However, I can't be certain of that either, so let the best "D" win.

Natalie: So this round Diane is probably leaving. This sucks. It seems like it will be Sheila and I vs. everyone, and maybe Nathan will side with us if he wins Head of Household, but now he is being a big ass baby and not doing anything and trying to play both sides which is really annoying. He needs to stop playing like a baby for sure.

At the eviction ceremony, Diane was sent packing by a 2-0 vote, and Chelsbot announced that everyone would now be moving into one big house.

[Chelsbot]

Week 7

Remaining Houseguests: Daniele Donato, Jun Song, Natalie Cunial, Nathan Marlow, Parker Somerville, Sarah Hrejsa, Sheila Kennedy, Will Wikle

After learning the results of Brigantia’s eviction, Natalie was out for blood.

Natalie: Diane left last week, and I was so sad. She wasn't that active, but more active than Daniele who does nothing at all. Parker and Jun are *PIECES* of shit for voting out my FUCKING friend! They'll fucking get it. When I win HOH, it'll be for DIANE!

Nathan, on the other hand, was relieved that things had finally gone his way.

Nathan: Daniele was NOT voted out! I was becoming increasingly skeptical of Jun and was really thinking she would be voted out. Maybe that's just because the last two votes have not gone the way I was told they would.

This week’s HOH Competition was called “Future Sight.” In this competition, the Houseguests would be playing in a miniature version of Big Brother, complete with HOH and Veto Competitions, nominations and evictions, a jury vote, and a winner. The HOH and Veto Competitions would consist of a single question about a previously evicted Houseguest.

Chelsbot: Will this Competition shed light on how the rest of the season will play out? Last season, Rachel won this Competition, and she went on to win the whole game.

Sheila: Before the HOH, Natalie and I discussed what it could have possibly been, and we were thinking a BB Mini, so we both wrote like everything down that we could. Then the HOH is announced, and it was indeed a BB Mini!! ;D Nattie and I were like ASDOFASDFJASDK YAY!!

Chelsbot: First question... Which evicted Houseguest failed to vote in Week 3?
Sheila: BUZZ!
Chelsbot: Sheila.
Sheila: Danielle.
Chelsbot: That is correct. Who would you like to nominate?
Natalie: YAY!
Sheila: Parker and Ugly Ass Chi Chi.

Chelsbot: Next question (for Veto)... In the Veto Competition “Steps to Success,” which evicted Houseguest had a time of 34 minutes?
Sheila: BUZZ!
Chelsbot: Sheila again.
Sheila: April.
Chelsbot: That is correct.
Sheila: Not using it.

Nathan, Sarah, and Will voted to evict Parker from the HOH Competition, while Natalie voted to evict Jun.

Chelsbot: By a vote of 3-1... Parker, you have been evicted from the HOH Competition.
Jun: ;o eh
Parker: Is this thing working? BUZZ!

Sheila: I got the first two questions with ease and I was like HELL YES BITCH I HAVE THIS IN THE BAG!

Chelsbot: Next Question (for HOH)... In the HOH Competition “Big Brother Battlefield,” which evicted Houseguest was killed by a giant spiked club?
Jun: BUZZ! Howie.
Chelsbot: Correct. Who would you like to nominate?
Jun: Yay, so I know for sure neither of these two are HOH, I'm nominating Shatalie and Sheila.

Chelsbot: Next Question...for Veto... Which evicted Houseguest once held the title of General?
Sheila: BUZZ!
Chelsbot: Sheila
Sheila: NONE OF THE ABOVE!
Jun: Nope!
Chelsbot: That is incorrect.
Natalie: BUZZ! Keesha.
Chelsbot: Keesha is correct.
Natalie: I will use the power of veto on myself.
Parker: Damn, even I knew that one.
Sheila: I've erased Keesha from my memory.
Jun: Ima put up Nathan.

Natalie, Sarah, and Will all voted to evict Sheila from the competition.

Chelsbot: By a vote of 3-0... Sheila, you have been evicted from the HOH Competition.

Sheila: Then I was out the next round. And I was freaking out because I knew the only way I wouldn't be going up this round was if Nathan or Nat won, and in order for them to win they had to be in the final 2 together, so I was thinking there was no way that was going to happen.

Chelsbot: Next question (for HOH)... In the HOH Competition “Big Brother Battlefield,” which evicted Houseguest was in possession of a machine gun?
Natalie: BUZZ! I will go with Eric.
Chelsbot: That is correct.
Natalie: I’ll put up Sarah and Jun.

Chelsbot: Next question (for Veto)... In the HOH Competition, “Mark My Words,” which evicted Houseguest had a final score of 80 points?
Natalie: BUZZ! None of the above!
Chelsbot: Correct. Natalie wins Veto.
Natalie: YAY! Since this is about um... being strategic, I'll veto SARAH and put up someone fast *WILL*!

Nathan and Sarah both voted to evict Will from the competition.

Chelsbot: By a vote of 2-0... Will, you have been evicted from the HOH Competition.
Jun: What?
Will: Bye, y'all.
Jun: Seeya soon Willy.

Chelsbot: Next question (for HOH)... In the HOH Competition “Head to Head Combat,” which evicted Houseguest was paired up against Eric?
Jun: BUZZ! April.
Chelsbot: Correct. Who would you like to nominate?
Jun: Sarah and Shatalie.

Chelsbot: Next question (for Veto)... In the HOH Competition “Capture the Flag,” which evicted Houseguest’s flag was captured by Daniele?
Nathan: BUZZ! Keesha.
Chelsbot: Correct. Nathan will cast the sole vote to evict Sarah or Natalie from the HOH Competition.
Nathan: Unfortunately, I must vote to evict Sarah.
Jun: Ugh.
Sheila: He doesn’t like Sarah's ass. He has said that before.
Nathan: Too saggy :/

Chelsbot: This last HOH will consist of 3 parts. For Part 1... In the opening HOH Competition “An Eye for Detail,” which evicted Houseguest finished in 5th place?
Natalie: BUZZ! I’ll go with Lori.
Chelsbot: Correct. Natalie wins Part 1.

Chelsbot: For Part 2... Which evicted Houseguest was evicted by a 3-2 vote?
Jun: BUZZ! Karen.
Chelsbot: Correct. Part 3 will be Natalie vs. Jun.
Sheila: Epic.

Chelsbot: For Part 3... Which evicted Houseguest said, “lmfao, What alliance? Why are people accusing everyone else of these secret alliances?”
Natalie: BUZZ! DANIELLE.
Chelsbot: Correct.
Natalie: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KOEIKIOFJEW! ewjoiiofwejiofjiowerj!
Sheila: YES!!!!!!!!!!
Chelsbot: Who would you like to evict?
Natalie: I vote out Jun.

Sheila: Nat went on a rampage and ended up winning the final HOH comp and taking Nathan and I was like HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! If Jun woulda won I would have died. DIED!! DIED INSIDE!!

Chelsbot: By a unanimous vote of 5-0... Congratulations, Nathan, you are the new Head of Household!
Nathan: Thanks, guys : )

Natalie: Nathan won by a vote of 5-0; I kind of thought it was funny to watch because I lost so badly because the people on the jury in the BB MINI hate me <3, but I don't give a fuck as I know I *WON'T* be going up this week. People obviously think I am, as they are constantly stalking Nathan to nominate me. . . it's like BITCHES PLEASE!! I didn't even fucking nominate him during the HOH and that game shows where your true loyalties lie.

Do they really think I'm fucking going up on the block? They can fucking die in a fire for all I fucking care. Sarah, you're a dyke; Jun, you're a delusional cunt; Will, you picked the wrong FUCKING SIDE, and Parker you're a fucking fake bitch. You guys will *ROT* in hell, *turns the page of the bible* OH AND HERE IT SAYS. . . God will NOT protect them for coming after me. He knows I'm good. He will NOT let them win the battle!

Will: Nathan won HOH. I'm starting to think that Sheila and Nathan are just going to cruise to the finals. Seriously, they have been HOH almost every week. They are huge threats. Nathan is hands down the most likely person to win this game out of any of us. My plan is to stay somewhat neutral for the next little while. I think Sarah/Jun/Parker vs. Nathan/Natalie/Sheila will work out well for me. When the dust settles after their crazy drama bitch war, I'll still be standing. Hopefully.

After the competition, Sarah and Sheila had a chat about possibly working together again.

Sarah: I half-kiddingly proposed a secret alliance to Sheila, telling her no one would suspect us. She said she was open, but I am skeptical. I really think her pride was hurt and she wants to pay me back...no matter how much she tells me she "respects" me and wants me to do well. I don't buy it, really. I think first and foremost it's about winning the game....but I think if she knows I wouldn't put her up she would keep me around longer. Was this to backstab Jun and Parker? No way. They are my first and second in this game right now, but I see the writing on the wall. At some point I will need to be in good graces with the powers that be - being Sheila and Nathan.

Sheila: Sarah and I talked, and she told me she wouldn't have nominated me if she won. She wants Natalie and Daniele gone. But I know that if one of them came down then I'd have gone up. I don't really remember the point of the conversation, but I think it was just to try and work something out. I said I'd be willing to work with her. Did I mean it? Eh. Maybe. I would prefer her to go farther than Will/Parker/Jun just because those three disgust the crap out of me. Plus I do need more numbers. I have been worried about what would happen if Nat and I did go on the block together. I think I'd have Daniele's and Nathan's votes, but I always wanted a 3rd. And now I'm hoping Sarah would be that third. However, if I win HOH next week, she's going to be a replacement if one of the two original ones come off. I feel good with Daniele/Nathan/Natalie at the moment and I don't want to jeopardize anything with them by putting them up. So we'll see what happens.

And Nathan made a promise not to put Sarah on the block…

Sarah: As far as Nathan, I talked to him, too. I just asked him about his decision not to go after Natalie when he told me he was going to. I think Nathan knows that keeping Natalie is better for him. Natalie and Sheila are going to be two targets ahead of him - why would he get rid of them? Do I believe he doesn't want me out? Yeah, for now. I think he believes I want to work with him - and that's true, too. OMG I'm such an alliance whore in this game! I want everyone!!!

Nathan: We had a really good talk and hopefully she can help me out in the future. I don't know if it will happen, but it definitely is possible for us to maybe start working again. I know, how stupid of me, but I can't help but believe her. Don't get me wrong though, she is a long way from being a close ally for me. I think I am really going to need her on my side even if just slightly in the future though, because the sides are pretty much clearly forming. I don't want to put Sarah up, so that I can keep my promise to her since I actually respect her.

When Jun found out that Nathan planned to keep Natalie and Sheila safe, she exploded on Nathan.

Jun: You are still going to nominate Natalie and Sheila, right?
Nathan: No, I'm not.
Jun: So you lied to me?
Nathan: Yeah, I guess I did.
Jun: You know you turn the whole house against you if one of the two don't go up.
Nathan: The whole house is already against me.
Jun: No, they aren’t.
Nathan: You've said it yourself, Sheila and Natalie would be targets before me, but then it will be me.
Jun: You made a promise to me that you would go after Natalie regardless of the circumstances.
Nathan: I had been planning on it, until it became clear that I need her to stick around.
Jun: Sorry. You made a promise to me. So I better see one of Natalie or Sheila nominated.
Nathan: I'm not nominating Natalie or Sheila.
Jun: Then I'm going to call you out.
Nathan: Do it…
Jun: In front of everyone. I seriously kinda hate you right now. I think you are making a horrid mistake this week.
Nathan: I don't.
Jun: I do. You are making an even bigger target of yourself. You made a promise to me. You need to honor it… or else nominate me and I'll win the Veto and shove it down your throat.
Nathan: I certainly wasn’t planning on nominating you, but your behavior isn't helping that.
Jun: Really, lets give a big hand to Nathan, he is keeping cheaters around cause he thinks he can beat them in the end.
Nathan: No. They actually have my back.
Jun: I HAD your back. I get if you are playing this game for yourself, but you know as well as I do Natalie will backstab you the moment she gets a chance! I hope when she wins HOH, she decides to go after you instead of me for being a challenge threat. And I get to cast a vote to your name. You’ll leave by our hands and that’ll just makes things delightful.
Nathan: So if you won and put up Natalie and Sheila, and one of them went up, you wouldn't have put me up just like you did in the mini?
Jun: God, you read too much into the mini. If you are looking at a mini to get all your answers for this game, then you are really dumb.
Nathan: Fact of the matter is that I'm not going to just go and do whatever everyone else wants me to do. I'm not gonna play how others want me to play and then end up being in a bad situation.
Jun: I don't know all the times I've stuck up for you to people, and all you do is just shove a knife in my back.
Nathan: SEE. You had to stick up to me for people. That right there shows what I've been saying.
Jun: I don't care. The sooner I'm out of this stupid game, the better.
Nathan: You are so ridiculous.
Jun: Yea, well I thought you were being genuine in this game with me. I've been on your side this entire game and you gotta pull this shit with me.
Nathan: Jun! I wasn’t going to nominate you! I wasn’t going to nominate Sheila and Natalie, either. I wasn’t ever going to just nominate who you wanted me to, sorry.
Jun: That’s fine. I don't really care what you have to say at this point.
Nathan: Then why do you keep talking?
Jun: Because I'm angry at you. And your reasoning is really terrible.
Nathan: Okay, bye.

Sheila: Nathan told Jun that he wasn't nominating me or Natalie. YAY! Jun can go fuck herself and get the fuck out of this game. She has told me a couple times in the past day she doesn't care about it, so I hope she just leaves.

Nathan: It had really hit me that as much as I had wanted to get rid of Natalie still, it would be so stupid. Everyone has made it clear where I stand in the house, and it was made even more clear during this competition. It would be so stupid for me to take either Natalie or Sheila out when they can be meatshields for me. I would have preferred one of them to win this week and do the dirty work, but of course I WIN!

I was happy, but it definitely made my life difficult. Only like two straight hours of getting bitched at by Jun. Going in I was planning on nominating Will and Parker since they both never come to talk to me, and I think they are the biggest challenge threats. And I realize I did lie to Jun and obviously she wouldn't be happy with me, but she is just a fuckin' psycho and with the way she behaved, I will take pleasure in nominating her. It's not like I'm stickin' with Big She. I am not one to roll over and go with whatever the majority wants. And I am not stupid enough to think all those people would want me to stick around for too long. Maybe Jun had my back more than I thought, but her behavior in the mini, and the whole Sarah situation, and the things she has said to other peoples just made it so I don't believe her. She acts like I'm some villain, but this kind of shit always happens to her, and she can't realize that it's all of her own doing.

So yeah, it's gotta be Jun goin' up now, with all the threats and whatnot. And also for my sanity. That leaves either Will or Parker and I think it will be Parker. I like the guy, but I can never know exactly where he stands and he is one of the closest people to Jun.

At the nomination ceremony, Nathan held his ground.

Nathan: I have nominated Jun and Parker for eviction this week. Jun, you can call me cold-hearted or a liar or whatever, but the fact of the matter is that you have these issues with so many people, whereas I do with pretty much only you. You bring all of this upon yourself. After hearing you bitch at me and threaten me for two hours last night I am more than happy to slap you up here. You really need to learn that not everyone will do exactly what you want, and also get some meds. Parker, you on the other hand I do have an immense amount of respect for. I think you are a great guy and I do like you. You are also very smart and a big threat, and I never know where exactly you stand. And at this point in time, I am inclined to think you are not so much on my side at all. If I was wrong forgive me, but I had no way of knowing. There is also the obvious fact that you are close with Jun so it makes sense to nominate you along side her.

Nathan: I went through with my nominations as planned, and I feel about as good as I can about them. It doesn't honestly make me giddy to be doing it or anything, but I think it's for the best. Jun has been completely delusional about the whole thing, and I can say with certainty now that I do want her to be the one headin' home. I am prayin' that she doesn't win the Veto and that no one else stupidly uses it on her, because if I think she's annoying now... wait 'til she stays, and God forbid if she won HOH. I can't take her anymore!

The Veto Competition was called “Make Love, Not War.” Chelsbot introduced the Houseguests to some eligible bachelors and bachelorettes who were hoping to sweep the Houseguests off their feet. The men chosen were Bret Michaels from Rock of Love, “Chance” from Real Chance of Love, Flavor Flav from Flavor of Love, and Ray J from For the Love of Ray J. The ladies chosen were Daisy de la Hoya from Daisy of Love, Rikki and Vikki Mongeon from A Double Shot at Love, Tila Tequila from A Shot at Love, and New York from I Love New York.

Chelsbot: Not only will you be fighting for the Veto, but you will be competing against your fellow housemates to walk away with the man or woman of your dreams. Each potential mate comes bearing a gift. Some of these gifts are prizes which could give you an advantage in the game. Others are punishments that may hurt you in the game. One of these gifts is the Golden Power of Veto! Whoever demonstrates the best skill at the sliding puzzles could claim the Power of Veto. In each round, the person who completes the puzzle in the slowest amount of time will be eliminated. When you are eliminated, you will pick a soulmate of your choice. Don't get too attached to your guy or gal, because he or she may be stolen from you in a matter of minutes. After you pick a soulmate, I will announce what prize or punishment your soulmate has for you. Then, you will have a decision. You may stick with the man or woman you have chosen, therefore keeping his or her gift. Or you may swap your mate, along with his/her gift, with any of the houseguests eliminated in a previous round.

Sheila: The veto is SLIDING PUZZLES which makes me so happy I can't even begin to explain how much I love sliding puzzles. Or any kind of puzzles. PUZZLES <3 So I think I should be in for awhile, at least long enough so I don't get stuck with a shitty prize.

In Round 1, Daniele was eliminated, and her soulmate was Chance.

Daniele: REAL NO CHANCE OF VETO: The name explains it all. You have lost your chance to compete in next week's Veto Competition. You will have to sit out the Competition while your fellow housemates battle for the win.

In Round 2, Will was eliminated, and he chose the Ikki twins, giving him the power to vote twice at the upcoming eviction.

Will: I'll take the Ikki twins. They have cute shoes.

Will: DOUBLE VOTE POWER—Let's make it a double! In addition to landing these 2 bisexual beauties, you have won the power to cast a double vote at the upcoming Eviction.

The next person to be eliminated was Natalie, and she chose Tila Tequila.

Natalie: KEY TO MY HEART— With this around your neck, you have nothing to worry about. Why? Because no matter what, next week's HOH will have to give you a Houseguest key. You may not be nominated before or after the Veto Ceremony. If you make it to Round 8, you will be immune and have a spot secured in the Final 6.

In Round 4, Parker was eliminated from the game.

Parker: I'll take Flavor Flav! Get up, get, get, get down. 911 is a joke in yo' town. PKEAR!

Parker: FLAV’S CLOCK—You know what time it is! This item allows you to speed up the clock to advance you ahead in next week’s HOH competition.

Parker: Given my track record in challenges. I think I should probably keep this one.

In the next round, Jun was eliminated, and she decided that she wanted to rock Bret’s world.

Jun: GOLDEN POWER OF VETO--Hang on to this Veto, because it is your all access backstage pass into Week 8.

But the next round, she had her man stolen from her by the very person who nominated her.

Nathan: Ima go with New Yooork.

Nathan: POTTY MOUTH—New York is a shit-talking potty mouth, and she wants her significant other to share this quality. With this gift, you will be required to use at least 1 cuss word in every sentence you say. 3 violations of this rule will result in a penalty nomination. If you are already on the block, you will receive a penalty vote.

Jun: Give it to me bitch.

Nathan: I think I'm gonna switch teams here and go for the big guy Bret Michaels... I want the veto!

Chelsbot: Nathan is now dating Bret and Jun is dating New York.

Sheila: Cute couples.

It was down to Sheila versus Sarah. In the final round, Sheila came out on top.

Sarah: I will have to go with Ray J. I could use a glass of champagne about now.

Sheila: UGH DAISY IS THE ONE PERSON BESIDES CHANCE I DIDNT WANT!!!

Sarah: RAY J’S MYSTERY ITEM—If you are really here for the love of Ray J, you will stick with him whether his gift is a prize or a penalty. This item will not be revealed to its owner until after the Competition results have ended.

Sarah chose to steal Nathan’s Veto, leaving him with the mystery item.

Sarah: Well, Ray J isn't really my type. I tend to go for the middle-aged, overweight, has-been ex-rockers. So...I guess I'll trade Ray for Bret.
Sheila was left with Daisy.

Sheila: DAISY’S LOVE POTION—If you are on the block, just sprinkle this potion on a Houseguest of your choice, and he or she will fall madly in love with you—so much so that he or she will not be able to cast a vote against you. Daisy’s Love Potion may be used at any of the next 3 Evictions, but it is only good for one use.

Sheila: Well as tempting as that prize is, I think having Jun and Parker remain on the block together is even more tempting. So I will be giving this helpful prize to Sarah and take Bret and the veto. YUMMY!!!

Sheila: VETO WINNER! ;D

I was pissed though because Sarah was NOT supposed to take the veto from Nathan. She is a fucking idiot. She even asked me if I would take it from her if she took it and I said yes, then she went ahead and took it anyways. SO MAD! I wanted Nat's immunity, but because Sarah had to take the veto, Nat got to keep it and now she's bragging about how she masterminded the whole selection. Whatever. So now Natalie is guaranteed Final 6 which basically means my power is never going to be used ever. Booo.

Nathan: That veto competition was a hot mess just like the shows it was based off of. I knew it would be a good one for Big She though, so I was feelin' good that my nominations would stay the same. The order of elimination pretty much went down about as expected. Then where I come in... Natalie has the immunity, Parker has the HOH advantage, and Jun has the veto. I was pretty set on just takin' the veto from Jun, cuz there was no way I was gonna let her have her grubby paws on that in the end. Plus I did not want to end up with something bad, and it made no sense for either Sarah or Sheila to steal it from me. If Sarah took it, she was told several times that Big She would gank it from her, and she could end up with something bad, so what does she do? SHE TAKES IT FROM ME. I seriously think she is the stupidest person ever sometimes. It made no sense! She kind of explained it to me that she just had to try since she totally owes Jun, but it's like you knew it would fail woman! Why try? She luckily ended up with a great prize though. In fact a lot of the good prizes ended up in the wrong hands, and I ain't too happy about that. Sheila did get the veto though, and that's what matters here and now.

After the competition, Nathan was called into the Diary Room to learn the details of his mystery item.

Big Brother: As a result of receiving Ray J's mystery item, you will be required to complete 3 tasks next week. These tasks will be voted on by viewers from Season 1. You are not to tell any of your housemates about this item. If you fail to make an honest attempt at all 3 tasks, you will receive a penalty nomination next week. If you are already nominated, you will receive a penalty vote instead.

Nathan: My prize... shall be interesting? I really don't know too much about it or what will come of it, but hopefully I can have some fun doing the America's Player type stuff.

At the Veto Ceremony, Sheila took great pleasure in leaving Jun and Parker on the block.

Sheila: Well I ended up turning down a lot of prizes for this veto, and I took it mainly for one reason. Seeing Parker and Jun on the block together made me cry tears of happiness. 'Twas a dream come true. And there are no threats, deals, or ridiculous statements that Jun can give me that will stop my dream of seeing Parker or Jun walk out the door this week from being fulfilled. So with that said, I have chosen to.... NOT use the veto.

Jun: Fuck you, you ugly old disgusting cunt.

Parker: So here Chi Chi and I sit on the nomination block. It was an eventuality I suppose. I am guessing that I am probably the one who is going to stay since a number of people want Jun out. Although if it turned out that I got the boot, I would be fine with that. Not cause I want out but Jun has been a great ally. I would really like to see the kid stay in the game and get the chance to win HOH and boot Sheila. That would be a small victory in itself.

Because of New York’s potty mouth gift, Jun was required to say at least one cuss word per sentence, but she slipped up and kept her mouth clean. As a result, she would receive 1 penalty vote at the upcoming eviction.

Jun: FAT N’ FAB!
Sheila: OH! OH! OH!
Jun: OH FUCK WHAT.
Sheila: Shame on you!

Jun (to Natalie): Seriously, though, to this point you’ve sucked at this game.

Natalie: People are keeping you. Me and Sheila are, and I think Will is.
Jun: Ew, why?

Jun: Natalie says she wants to fucking keep me and be friends now, fuck that. You stupid whore, you lie more than a whore who lies about not having any fucking vaginal diseases, stupid fucking cunt. Daniele, nice whore wants to keep me so it comes down to fucking Will and Sarah. You know I don't care if I fucking go or stay. I hope whichever one of me or Parker stays goes on to own these bitches’ asses.

When it came time to vote, only Daniele had Jun’s back…

Daniele: I have a better relationship with Jun than Parker, so chances are, seeing as I don't have a chance to progress much further anyway, I'm just going to go against the wishes of the house and vote to evict Parker and keep Jun. Perhaps, by keeping her, she can piss people off some more. I don't really understand why Natalie is trying to be nice to me and act like I'm just going to vote with her because keeping Jun is in the "minority". First of all, I don't care. Second of all, pleasing you is the farthest thing from my mind.

Sarah: Jun, I'm sorry I couldn't win POV for you. I really wanted to save you and Parker this week. I know Nat/Sheila are voting you out so that leaves Daniele, Will and I. You said Dani will keep you, and I know Parker will tell me to vote him out. The problem with that is that I really think you are going to self-destruct - if not this round then maybe the next. Parker is much more level-headed and strategic.

Also, I just talked to Will and he is using his two votes to vote you out, and so it makes no sense for me to vote against everyone else. The best you could hope for is 4-2 if Dani and I vote to keep you and I really see no other option here.

I appreciate your vote to keep me - although I know it was a selfish decision more than a generous one. Even so, I was and am grateful to you. I hope you don't hate me for what I have to do now. I have to think about Will and Parker and go on with the game.

And when the votes came in, Jun was sent packing.

Chelsbot: By a vote of 6-1, Jun, you have been evicted from the Big Brother Warzone house.

Parker: I'm going to miss my little blonde, asian, tranny. Stay Fab, Fatty. Stay Fab.

[Chelsbot]

Week 8

Remaining Houseguests: Daniele Donato, Natalie Cunial, Nathan Marlow, Parker Somerville, Sarah Hrejsa, Sheila Kennedy, Will Wikle

After the eviction, Natalie was excited that her nemesis was finally gone…

Natalie: Jun left. It was fucking amazing to watch. *devils horns!* She was a piece of shit, and nobody wanted her to be here except for the people who actually made an alliance with her! I did think it was funny she tried to lie about not cussing, yet runs to go tell Sarah that she thinks she is receiving a penalty vote. Bitch make up your mind! You're so confused, and it's sad to watch. . . lay off them shrooms.

And Nathan was singing the same tune.

Nathan: SEE YA CHI CHI!! I am very glad that she walked out the door last eviction because I could not take her anymore. It has been so nice to be able to get some peace and quiet.

After the eviction, Nathan was called into the Diary Room. As a result of having won Ray J’s Mystery Item, he would be required to complete 3 tasks this week. It was time to learn what his first task was.

Big Brother: You must reveal that you have a secret crush on a Houseguest chosen by the viewers. You must create some type of fan art to express your feelings towards this Houseguest. Then, you must gather up the courage to tell this Houseguest how you feel. You must start out slow before getting up to the level of sending the fan art. You cannot frame it as a joke. If the Houseguest asks if this is part of a twist in the game, you must deny it. The viewers chose: SARAH AND WILL. The vote was a tie, so you may choose between Sarah and Will.

Nathan: Task 1: Fall in love with either Sarah or Will. Both of these options were actually really tempting for me. I really didn't know how Will felt about me, so I thought this could definitely be helpful in getting him on my side. However, I'm not gay, and I would feel like a creep if I pretended to be one and if he really ended up liking me. Plus, I don't really think we've talked enough that it would be legitimately believable that I could have a crush on him. So I decided to go with Sarah, since it would just make more sense and be more believable.

Nathan: I wish we could go back to the way it was. :/
Sarah: Me too - singing kumbaya.
Nathan: There is one little secret I've been wanting to tell you, though… but I dunno if I should…
Sarah: Of course you should.
Nathan: Haha.
Sarah: Is this going to be a joke?
Nathan: Uhh no…
Sarah: What is it? Should I be scared?
Nathan: No… but never mind I shouldn’t say…
Sarah: You can't do that to me. You're not seriously doing this to me, right?
Nathan: Ugh, I'd just feel kinda dumb.
Sarah: It's okay. Do you think I'm going to be upset?
Nathan: No.
Sarah: Well, if you're concerned I'll tell, don't worry - I wouldn't. But now you're going to drive me crazy if you don't tell me.
Nathan: No, it's not really anything that you can’t tell anyone, it’s not really about the game…
Sarah: Oh.
Nathan: But I guess I wouldn’t want you to tell everyone, either.
Sarah: Is it bad?
Nathan: Nooo
Sarah: What is it? I promise I won't tell anyone.
Nathan: k, and don’t laugh at me…
Sarah: I won't…
Nathan: Well… I’ve kinda developed a little bit of a crush on you.
Sarah: Really? I would never laugh at that. I actually like you a lot.
Nathan: Haha I just feel silly, I know some people like really get into reality dating… but I never have like had any feelings like that. Not saying I want to date you or anything… I should just stop though.
Sarah: I didn't even think you liked me that much. I thought you thought I was a babbling idiot most of the time.
Nathan: Haha, no.
Sarah: But I really like talking to you a lot. And it has nothing to do with the game.
Nathan: Yeah, I agree.
Sarah: I'm turning red.
Nathan: Haha sorry :/
Sarah: No, don't be - I'm very flattered - and, like I said, I do like you a lot, too.

Later that night, after most of the housemates had gone to bed, Sarah approached Nathan to talk about what he had told her earlier.

Sarah: Can I just tell you one thing?
Nathan: Yeah…
Sarah: When you told me earlier that you were going to tell me something and then you were hesitating...and then you said it wasn't about the game... it did cross my mind that you might tell me what you told me… and I was kind of hoping you would.

Nathan just had to put together his fan art and then he would be done with his task. He spent hours slaving over a masterpiece. When it was finally ready, he nervously handed it to Sarah.



Sarah: Awwww <3333 Thank you!
Nathan: You're welcome.
Sarah: It was cute.
Nathan: I tried. : )

Nathan: I am feeling kind of bad about it, because I feel like I am playing with her emotions and that's not cool. I don't know if she is just playing me back, or just being nice or what, but I don't want to lead her on too hard. I think she is a big girl though and will be able to take it all in stride. Through this I think I at least have Sarah more secured as a faithful ally.

Sarah: I don't want Nathan to go. I really really like Nathan and I am finding myself bonding more and more with him. I really meant it when I told him I wasn't going to put him up and I'm starting to feel that he might keep me longer than Natalie...and maybe even Sheila. The thing with Nathan is that we are developing a pretty good friendship but I know he is a guy who can separate the game and personal relationships. That being said, I think he would be loyal to whoever he has promised loyalty to. If that is Sheila, then so be it. I can't begrudge him keeping the one person who he trusts and has been worthy of his trust in this game. I certainly don't fit into that category for him.

The next day, the Houseguests gathered in the backyard to compete for HOH. Today’s game was called “A Sinking Ship,” where Houseguests would face off in a battleship tournament. They had randomly been sorted into brackets. The initial matchups were Natalie vs. Sheila, Nathan vs. Will, and Sarah vs. Daniele. Because Parker was in possession of Flav’s Clock, he was able to speed up the clock and advance directly to Round 2.

Sheila: The HOH was such a MUST WIN. Then I saw it was BATTLESHIP and I threw a couple cuss words out there. I fucking HATE battleship. I would play it with my mom all the time when I was little and I'd only win because she'd make her board so I could see it. So I was like, WHATEVER I'm just gonna be out first. Then I see the matchups and Natalie and I are forced to face off in the first round, NOT GOOD. Then the winner of our match would just have to play Nathan if he won his match, DEFINITELY NOT GOOD. That meant the other side would definitely have a representative in the final match unless if Daniele actually tried, which is kinda laughable.

In the first round, Sheila defeated Natalie and Nathan beat out Will. Daniele forfeited her match to Sarah, under the condition that Sarah would not nominate her.

Sheila: So the first round matches are played out and I somehow beat Natalie because I got lucky, Nathan thankfully won, which meant one of us would be in the finals, and Sarah beat Daniele. I was surprised Daniele even played. (She did play, right?)

In the second round, Sheila defeated Nathan and Parker defeated Sarah.

Sheila: Nathan and I squared off and I got lucky again. I think there was one point where I got like 8 hits in a row. So I ended up winning. I really wanted Sarah to win her matchup with Parker, because I fucking HATE Parker and if he won HOH I'd rip my heart out. But Parker beat Sarah, which meant I had to face him.

Nathan: The bracket didn't end up being too hot. It was evident that it would basically be on of me or Sheila facing off against the other person in the final for our safety. Sarah actually would have been great to win for me, but of course Parker beats her. On our side I have a good win over Will and then Big She absolutely trounces me. Parker is the last person I would want to win HOH, and I really think now that he is the only person that would nominate me. Even if Parker wins and I am on the block I thiiiink I would survive. I still don't want to get too cocky. Who knows what could happen. I'm still hoping for Sheila to just win, because then I will have no worries at all.

Sarah: I found myself throwing my chance at HOH tonight to Parker just because I wouldn't have anyone to nominate. I have Will and Parker on one side. I have Nathan on another and Sheila on yet another. I can't put up Natalie since she's immune and I promised Daniele I wouldn't put her up when she offered to forfeit her part of the HOH comp. Sooooo I let Parker beat me at Battleship and now he will face Big SHE. For obvious reasons, I would like Parker to win. He can do the dirty work in putting up Sheila and Nathan, and if one of them comes off he will put up Daniele - something I couldn't have done. I adore Parker. Parker is my number one in the game and the person for whom I will do whatever I can to keep safe.

In the final round, Sheila sunk all Parker’s ships and won HOH.

Sheila: I was sweating bullets all day, cause I knew if I lost that Nathan and I would be up which was Worst Case Scenario. The match arrived and I got lucky AGAIN. Yay luck! ;D

Natalie: Sheila ended up winning. I was meh when she won. Yes she's in my alliance, but I'm safe this week, and plus, I want threats out. So her leaving wouldn't be bad for me. My plan is to maybe take DANIELE! Is that a sin? Probably is, but it ain't any worse than me doing what I do to Matty! Now that's a sin, darling!

Nathan: BIG SHE PULLED IT OUT!! That basically means final six for me and I couldn't be more stoked! I was feelin' really nervous about Parker winning.

Parker: Soon I discovered that this Chelsbot’s Challenge thing was true
Sheila is the devil
Jesus was a BB player previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in loathe with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

I couldn't even win a luck-based Battleships challenge...and it was on 4/20 of all days!!!

It was time for Nathan to learn about his second task. He nervously entered the Diary Room. What could Big Brother possibly have for him this time?

Big Brother: You will have to get in a fight with a Houseguest chosen by the viewers. You may come up with your own reason as to why you are upset with this Houseguest. However, you must use the following words in the fight: annoying, bitch, bully, buzzkill, delirious, fat, headgear, idiotic, pathetic, pretentious, psychotic, and wannabe. The viewers chose… NATALIE.

Nathan: Task 2: Get in blow-out fight with Natalie. This one will be a little tougher to work to my advantage. Natalie and I are in a really good place right now, and I don't really wanna fuck all that up. At least she is not HOH this week though, and hopefully I have enough other votes to keep my ass in the game if I am on the block. But what I'm thinking is that I will just start dropping hints about how she's really been getting to me. Then I will just blow up on her and vent about it to everyone, and say I want her out. Hopefully I can gain some favor with the others in the game if I do that and they will all want to keep me around to go after her. It's going to be tricky.

Nathan: POP OFF!
Natalie: NO, YOU POP OFF!
Nathan: No seriously, you are being really annoying.
Natalie: I asked you who Hank was? You’re making my already bad day worse, thanks... I think I'll just ignore you now to resolve the problems.
Nathan: Oh, don’t be a little bitch and ignore me. That would be really pathetic.
Natalie: I'm not being a little bitch. I'm giving you your wish, I asked you one question and you say it's annoying? Fuck you.
Nathan: I've just gotten really sick of you.
Natalie: Um… cool?
Nathan: You are totally psychotic for one thing. And a total wannabe. Me and Big She have done everything and just let you be, then you walk around all high and mighty.
Natalie: Um… k just don't talk to me?
Nathan: No. I'm gonna bully you around. Thanks. ‘Til you do something to help me out.
Natalie: Nah, I'm out of the alliance. Peace.
Nathan: Psh whatever!
Natalie: Leave me the fuck alone, Nathan.
Nathan: You make me delirious anyways!
Natalie: Nathan, leave me the fuck alone!
Nathan: Okay, why don't you just go to bed? And put your headgear on your fat little face? You idiotic slob!
Natalie: Um?
Nathan: It just feels soooo good to let it all out. You have been such a buzzkill. Taking all the glory n’ shit.
Natalie: Um, stop talking to me. I no longer want any type of communication with you.
Nathan: Yeah, so now you act all pretentious and stuff...
Natalie: Thanks for talking shit about me?
Nathan: NO PROBLEM!!
Natalie: I'm not gonna flip out cause you don’t like me. You coming after me?
Nathan: Hmm just maybe...
Natalie: What made you tell me this? I find it interesting, but thanks for telling me what a piece of shit I am.
Nathan: I just couldn’t take your nonsense anymore. I was bound to snap.
Natalie: ‘k bye, I'm not gonna let people treat me like shit… so I'm out of the alliance. Bye.
Nathan: THANK GOD!

Nathan: So I went ahead with Task 2, and totally bitched Natalie out. It kind of came out of nowhere, but I basically framed it around just being annoyed and sick of her, and that I was sick of her being so cocky for doing nothing. All of that is kinda much true, but I really don't have any hard feelings about it and I really do still like her at this time. So sorry in advance to Natalie. She really didn't put up much of a fight, which would have made it better, but it was still fun.

Sheila: I woke up from a nap and had to deal with Natalie right off the bat being like "I’M WITHDRAWING MYSELF FROM THE ALLIANCE" because apparently Nathan freaked out at her. Whatever, get over it. It sucks that my only hope of winning is against her.

After her fight with Nathan, the Bikini Barista felt like she had no friends in the house.

Natalie (to Sarah): I'm all alone. Yay.
Sarah: Are you?
Natalie: Yep I'm aloneee. You excited everyone is after me now?
Sarah: Who's after you?
Natalie: Sheila, Nathan, you, Parker, Will… Oh well.
Sarah: Was there a memo? I didn't get it
Natalie: Whatchu mean?
Sarah: I didn't realize that everyone was after you, but thanks for catching me up.
Natalie: Everyone ganging up on me and attacking me.
Sarah: What was your comment about Nathan talking shit about you?
Natalie: He said a lot of shit about me. I don't wish to share.
Sarah: What type of shit?
Natalie: He personally attacked me.
Sarah: Like how?
Natalie: Ugh, I don't wanna say.
Sarah: Awww, come on. It'll make you feel better to get it out.
Natalie: Why? No one even fucking cares about me, which is fine.

Sarah: Apparently Natalie is having trouble in paradise. She and Nathan - not so much aligned anymore. Nathan went off on her and Natalie is now against the whole house and will fight to win HOH/POV since she is all alone. LOL OMG don't you realize that no one believes anything you say and no one cares if you are upset since you take such joy in making others upset? Get real, brat.

Nathan: I am finding out from Sarah that Natalie cried about it... wow. I guess I can be pretty mean >: ). I think I could actually pretty much renege and try and fix things with her, or go ahead with the plan to totally go against her. I really wouldn't mind seeing her go soon and having Sheila's power go into effect somehow. But, I'm not too worried about her really, just hopefully she doesn't win HOH next week.

The next day, Nathan tried to make amends with Natalie.

Natalie: Umm, Sheila thinks you were drunk when you popped off on me yesterday. Just so I can know, you meant all of it, right?
Nathan: Actually, I was on shrooms.
Natalie: Um… can we be real for a minute?
Nathan: No I for real was all drugged up and trippin' out.
Natalie: Well, you told me the honest truth of what you felt about me, soo thanks.
Nathan: Well, if you want to be against me, then fine.
Natalie: Um, Nathan… You kinda told me you're after me and said all this shit about me.
Nathan: Well, I did drugs and then I got some word vomit.
Natalie: Do you really hate me?
Nathan: Did I say that?
Natalie: Yep.
Nathan: I was just sick of some of your bullshit at the time. I get sick of my best friends and family sometimes, too.
Natalie: Well if I'm tooo much of a problem, then I'll pull myself out of the alliance if that's what you want.
Nathan: Well first off, if you want to break it off with me, then fine.
Natalie: I'm trying to see what's best. I do like you, but what you said opened my eyes. Do you regret anything you said?
Nathan: Maybe a little, but what's said is said.
Natalie: How much did you smokeee on 4/20?
Nathan: Maybe too much.

Nathan: Oh my Lord. Natalie is a fool and I love it. She came to me wanting to know what the deal was, and well I just wanted to have some more fun with it, so I told her I wasn't drunk I was actually on shrooms! Only after smoking some reefer though seeing how it was 4/20. I said I just got out of control and was in a bad place or something and it seems like she bought it. I want to think she didn't, but I really think she did. And it's all smoothed over, wow. This game is a riot. I want her back on my side cuz I for sure don't want her to fuck me over, but I still am gonna be wantin' her out pretty soon. But that's for another day since she is immune.

Natalie: Nathan popped off on me. Fucking bitch. I was like FINE I'M OUT OF THE ALLIANCE THEN! The next day he then tells me he was on shrooms because of 4/20. Even if that is true, fuck him.

After completing Task #2, Nathan headed to the Diary Room to find out what he had to do next.

Big Brother: You will have to obsess over a singer or group. You will have to talk to your housemates about how much you love the chosen singer/group, in addition to quoting lyrics from their songs. The options were… Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, Aaron Carter, Clay Aiken, Jonas Brothers, and Miley Cyrus. The viewers chose: MILEY CYRUS.

Nathan laughed as he exited the Diary Room. I guess it was time for some Miley-lovin’.

Nathan (to Sheila): So you like Miley Cyrus, right?
Sheila: Only when she's in the news for something bad.
Nathan: Oh, boo. I actually really like her.
Sheila: I think my sister went to one of her concerts.
Nathan: Lucky!
Sheila: OMG NO! She is such a bad singer!
Nathan: No way! "My best friend Leslie said, she's just being Miiiley!" Love that part.
Sheila: The Climb makes my ears bleed, but I like it anyways. She's going to be the next Britney. Fame and fortune at 16, but a shaved head a few years later.

***

Nathan (to Will): So how do you feel about Miley Cyrus?
Will: I'm not a fan.
Nathan: What! She's awesome! I have one of her songs stuck in my head real hardcore right now, too. Nobody's perfect! I gotta work it!
Will: Her one song used to always get stuck in my head.
Nathan: The one that goes... my best friend Leslie said, she's just being Miley?
Will: Hehe. Yep.
Nathan: That one is the best.
Will: My best friend is actually named Miley. She hates it now.

***

Nathan (to Parker): So random question: how do you feel about Miley Cyrus?
Parker: I don't think you could get much more random than that. I think it's safe to say I really don't have any feeling towards her at all.
Nathan: Aww, really? I thought since you liked Care Bears so much, you might like her, too.

Parker gave a confused look.

Nathan: But yeah, I’ve recently like kinda gotten obsessed with her music. They are always stuck in my head.
Parker: I'm not sure how much help I will be, considering I am pretty sure I have never heard one of her songs… At least not on purpose.
Nathan: Don’t you wish that you could be a fly on the walllll? You haven’t heard that one?
Parker: Ha. I don't see why you and Jun don't get along better. No doubt she shares your musical taste.

***

Nathan (to Natalie): I wanna see the new Hannah Montana movie so bad!
Natalie: Joke, right?
Nathan: No!
Natalie: Why!
Nathan: ‘cuz she's amazing!
Natalie: She's hot, yes, but she's not amazing.
Nathan: She is such a good singer, are you serious?
Natalie: I only like one song from her and I don’t know the song name -__- So yes.
Nathan: Which one? The one that goes... nobody's perfect! I gotta work it!?
Natalie: Doglover dances to it?
Nathan: Yeahhhh!
Natalie: You smoking again?
Nathan: No. I really do have a secret obsession with her.

Nathan: I just went on with my Miley lovefest, and yeah, I had some fun with that one. Even though I felt like a big tool, it's okay! Parker was probably the funniest one, he was totally awkward about it all. It really doesn't seem like anyone has caught on to the nonsense yet and I was hopin' they would after the Miley business, but now I'm left with people thinkin' I'm a Hannah Montana lovin' candylander.

Before the nomination ceremony, Sheila made Sarah a promise…

Sarah: Sheila is HOH - yet again! And, amazingly, she said she will NOT be putting me up. She said she meant what she said about wanting more "deserving" people to make it farther. And I told her I meant what I said, as well, about not wanting her out.

Sarah: Congrats!
Sheila: Thanks. And by the way, I was serious when I told you that I still wanted you to go far. But you're not going up, even as a replacement.
Sarah: Thank you - and I was serious when I said I wouldn't have put you up, either. There are a couple of people who I think deserve to make it to the end and you're one of them.
Sheila: I'm open to anything as far as working together goes.

Sarah: I don't want Sheila to go. Call me crazy, but I don't. Yes, we are talking and she said she was open to an alliance....and yes, I still think she would take me out before Nathan or Natalie...but I can't help but not want to get rid of her. Both because I like her and because I feel she is so deserving in this game. NO, I am not saying I want her to win...but then again, my God, she has dominated this game. Is this a far cry from a couple of weeks ago? Yes, definitely. I just can't play the evil bitch in this game. The price isn't worth it for me.

Sheila: This week I wasn't sure if I just wanted to take a break from decimating the other side to get rid of Daniele, or just to get Parker or Will out. I told Sarah she was never going up.

At the nomination ceremony, Sheila stuck to her word and nominated Parker and Will—leaving Sarah off of the block.

Sheila: I have chosen to nominate Parker and Will for eviction. I don't really know yet how I want this week to actually play out, so for right now I'm just putting you two up since we're on opposite sides and I saw myself getting nominated if either of you two had won HOH this week.

Nathan: Thanks for my key, Big She! And sorry to Parker and Will… For some inspiration I give you this: I can almost see it… That dream I’m dreaming but… There’s a voice inside my head sayin… You’ll never reach it.

Natalie: Sheila nominated Parker and Will for eviction. I kinda want one of them to come off, obviously Will, and then Sarah can be the replacement and we could send her home, but I have a feeling Nathan and Sheila made a deal with Sarah (without my knowledge), and they might plan on *STABBING* me in the back for her. Fuck them!

Sarah: We better win POV and get Parker off the block or he's going home. I have no doubt that Sheila and Nathan know I am close to Parker. I think that is one of the reasons they both want Parker out. I'm getting closer to Nathan all the time, and without Parker, that just makes it that much more likely that he would be my #1 in this game. Sheila, kind of same thing.

The Veto Competition was called “Big Brother Blackjack.” The game consisted of 10 rounds. In each round, the Houseguests would be dealt a series of cards. Each card would have a Houseguest’s face on it as well as a number. The goal was to name the Houseguests that added up exactly to 21. The first person to buzz in would get to answer. If he or she was correct, s/he would earn a chip. If incorrect, s/he would be eliminated from the game. The Houseguest who collected the most chips would claim the Golden Power of Veto.

Parker and Will both answered a question wrong and got eliminated. Sarah did not earn any chips. Nathan collected 2 chips, while Natalie and Sheila each collected 3. In a tiebreaker round, Natalie answered incorrectly, giving Sheila another victory.

Sheila: It came down to Natalie and I for veto, and the final round and the tiebreaker rounds were so fast, I couldn't even see the numbers. I just sat there staring at them, while almost getting a seizure. It was horrid. Natalie messed up though which meant I won! YAY! If Natalie won she probably would have used veto. She was trying so hard to get Sarah up because her prize from the previous veto is SO DAMN POWERFUL! NO IT AINT DUMBASS!!! Natalie is on my last nerve.

At the Veto Ceremony, Sheila decided to leave things as they were.

Sheila: Well I was going to wait to see if one of the nominees actually attempted to talk to me to try and save themselves, but I'm tired of waiting. Is there something wrong with me? Does my breath stink? Do you think you're going to catch a disease by talking to me? Do I intimidate you? Whatever the case, I said I was unsure what I wanted to happen in my nomination ceremony which meant I was UNSURE if I even wanted you two up at the end of the week, yet neither of you seemed to care if you came off since neither of you tried to plead your case to me. With you two making absolutely no attempt to work something out, I'm forced to assume you don't want to work something out because you want me gone that bad. Or maybe you just really do assume that I'm using it like I've been hearing and you felt like talking to me was not necessary. That's just annoying. So with that, I'm choosing to NOT use the veto this week. Good luck.

Natalie: Sheila was about to use it, but I told her some false shit like saying Parker was telling me that. . . Nathan and Sheila were making deals to take me out next, and Sheila got mad and was like "I AM NOT USING IT! THEM ASSUMING SHIT IS ANNOYING! FUCK THEM!". I loved it, I kinda controlled it, I'm a beast. So anyways, thank god Daniele didn't leave, because I want her in the final two with me, so I can win.

Sheila: With the veto I still wasn't sure what I wanted to do. Getting rid of Daniele would be extremely dangerous since she's our best hope of being the other side's target before we are, so if she's gone then I'm screwed even more than I am now. But I am just so goddamn SICK of her! She's not even trying. And the other 3 sorta are so I'd feel like a bitch taking one of them out. BUT! Neither Parker or Will even approached me asking for me to save them or to strike up a deal or anything. Instead, I just heard Parker saying to other people "I half expect her to use it". Uh huh, and why would you think that without talking to me once. Their lack of attempt to save themselves just makes them so pathetic so I just kept the nominations the same. Screw them both.

Will: Well, after Sheila's veto speech, I feel a little silly about not talking to her. I just thought it was useless. I should have said something, but it's too late now. Being up against Parker sucks. Quite honestly, he is the only person in the house who I felt was really on my side. I like Sarah and I trust her to a point, but I know she would have taken Jun over me, and I'm not even sure if she'll keep me over Parker. I've asked her, and she's hemming and hawing and not giving me an answer. If she doesn't vote to keep me, and I end up staying, I won't support her at all in this game. In fact, if I stick around after this week, I'll pretty much be a free agent. This blows.

Now that the dust had settled, things were not looking good for Parker…

Parker: I figure my chances of survival are now down to about 5%. What makes things harder is that I really did leave myself with no room to wiggle. In order to gain 2 of Dani, Nat and Nathan's votes, I would have to make some sort of deal with 2 of them. Any such deal would have included me keeping them safe next round and obviously with only 6 people left and one of them being Sarah (who I wouldn't vote out), I would have to lie to one of them. I have made it this far in the game without lying or begging or shady deal-making, and I am not going to start now.

Nathan: I am voting for Parker, for sure, easy choice. I have voted for him once, nominated him once, and I know he would not feel bad about nominating me. Well he might feel bad, but he would do it! And Will is actually totally cool in my books. Sarah wants Parker to stay, so keeping her close by getting rid of Parker would be good. She asked me if this was my reason and it wasn't, I never even thought of it until it was brought up to me, but it totally is a plus for voting Parker out. So it looks like Parker is dunzo, holler.

Sarah stayed true to Parker and voted out Will, but Daniele, Natalie, and Nathan all voted to send Parker to the Jury House.

Chelsbot: By a vote of 3-1, Parker, you have been evicted from the Big Brother Warzone house.

Parker: Hellooooo? *shakes the door of the BB house* Oh that's nice, lock all the BB doors and leave poor Parker outside. Good luck guys. PKEAR!

[Chelsbot]

Week 9

Remaining Houseguests: Daniele Donato, Natalie Cunial, Nathan Marlow, Sarah Hrejsa, Sheila Kennedy, Will Wikle

After Parker’s eviction, the game was down to 6. Natalie was thrilled that another one of her enemies had been evicted.

Natalie: Parker left over Will I think, right? Thank God Parker is out. He's a Natalie hater. He wasn't with me, because him and Jun like <3d each other, and it was disgusting to watch.

Will was relieved to have survived eviction, but he was disappointed that Sarah had voted to evict him.

Will: I survived, yo...

Being on the block against Parker was bittersweet, because on one hand, I knew I had a good chance of sticking around. On the other hand, he really was someone that I felt like I could trust to stick with me, so losing him was hard.

I knew Sarah wouldn't vote to keep me. She owned up to it at least, but... it's going to be harder for me to support her going into this next round. I was already having my doubts about her since I know I was literally the last person on her totem pole of allies. Now that I'm the only one of those people left, I don't feel like sticking my neck out for her is going to be in my best interest. I'm not really going to go against her, or anything. I'm just not going to fight as hard for her as I would have otherwise.

This week’s HOH Competition was called “Close to the Mark.” The Houseguests were given 20 questions about the Big Brother Warzone game. The answer to each question was a number. For each question, the Houseguest who came closest to the correct number without going over would earn a point. If everyone went over, the Houseguest with the closest number would get the point. The Houseguest with the most points after 20 questions would win HOH.

Will: For this HOH, I actually think I AM going to throw it. I don't think it's in my best interest to nominate anyone since I've promised both Nathan and Natalie that I wouldn't nominate them, and Daniele is a waste of a week - I'd rather let Sheila or Nathan do that job.

But who am I kidding? I could work on this all day and night and still not win. It's not a matter of "throwing" the challenge anymore. Hehe. I'm REALLY hoping that Sarah wins, because I feel fairly certain that not only would she not nominate me, but that she would probably nominate some combination of Sheila/Nathan/Natalie, and I very much want one of them to go soon. They are all too threatening.

At the end of the competition, Sheila became the first person to win HOH back to back.

Sheila: I think after the last HOH and then this one, it's safe to say I'm the luckiest person alive! ;D Guessing <3

Sheila: I won HOH thanks to my amazing guessing abilities!! ;D I was seriously clueless about the ages and the number of extra pieces in the first veto and the total amount of time on the sliders yet I was so close on all of them. YAY ME! So I am the first person to win back-to-back HOHs and it feels good! FINAL FIVE!! Although I'm still paranoid that we haven't found out the contents of Nathan's mystery box and I'm scared it's going to fuck me over somehow. Oh well.

Nathan: That challenge was just really frustraaaaaating for me, and I was not diggin' it. But I really just did not want to see Natalie win, and I thought it was about time Sarah won one. So I helped her with it and we talked through them all, but it was not enough to top Big She, cuz she won, once again. That's great news for me, cuz I know I ain't goin' up, and she even told me I'm the only one who is absolutely safe.

After Sheila’s HOH win, Will tried to convince her that he was not the person she should be worried about…

Will: Surprise, Surprise.... Sheila wins again. It's hard to be doing so poorly in a game where challenges seem to be the deciding factor. I'm a thinker by nature, and when Sheila keeps winning... well, strategy kind of goes out the window. But that doesn't mean I'm not going to try...

I'm trying to appeal to Sheila's sense of logic. But it doesn't appear right now that she cares. She has her hand down everyone's pants and she's jerking off everyone right now. Everyone but me and Daniele. So that's my prediction of who will go up.

If it wasn't a basic guarantee that Sheila was going to win every fucking challenge for the rest of the game, I'd say she was the stupidest person ever. Me and Daniele are the only people who Sheila can hands down beat in a jury vote. She can't beat Sarah, she can't beat Nathan. She could hold her own against Natalie. She's playing an amazing physical game, but a piss poor strategic game.

I might not be able to beat her (or anyone, quite frankly) in a challenge. But I can sure do my best to beat them with my mind.

Will: Congrats. I'm impressed. I literally had no idea what I was doing in that challenge.
Sheila: Like 5 of the points I got were just complete guesses and I just got lucky.
Will: Well, I understand that you'll probably nominate me, and that's cool. But I thought I would at least try to appeal to your sense of reason as a strong player. Since I can neither beat you in a challenge, nor in a jury vote…
Sheila: Well, I'm not the most well-liked by the jury. But I'm telling you now that Daniele is my intended target this week. So if you go up, it's just that there's not many choices.
Will: Well I understand if you put me up. But I do want to stick around a bit longer. I know I'm not going to win, and I've resigned myself to that fact. But I would like to just get a bit further, cause I'm having fun.
Sheila: Yeah, I understand that
Will: I think there are three people in this house who pose a threat to you winning this game, and I'm not one of them. So I just hope you'll keep that in mind.

Sarah: Will has thrown me under the bus to Sheila already. Telling her that there are three people in this house who pose a threat to her, and I'm not one of them.

Well, it's not like I wasn't doing the same to him. I have him #3 on my loyalty order right now. Unfortunately, both of us kind of have to do what we can to get Nathan and/or Sheila to get rid of the other one before they get rid of us.

As HOH, Sheila set her sights on Daniele, who had not been playing the game as hard as the others. However, she was unsure of who to nominate to ensure that Daniele would leave the house.

Sheila: So when I won I was really unsure about my nominations. I want Daniele gone this week because she's worthless and I'm sick of her being dragged. But I am having a hard choice choosing between Will/Daniele or Will/Sarah. Will/Daniele would go up if I just didn't want to piss off the three people I liked the most. But Sarah/Will is more strategic since I'm scared Sarah will take off Will if she wins veto if she's not on the block, and then Natalie would go up and leave.

Sheila (to Sarah): I have a dilemma with nominations. Obviously I want Daniele gone this week, but if I put up Will and Daniele, and you win veto, I'm not positive that you wouldn't use it since you want Natalie out so bad.

Sarah: I will respect your nominations. I do want Natalie gone but I also think Daniele should leave. If you put up Will and Daniele and I win veto, I won't use it and I would vote out Daniele. If you feel you can't trust that and want to put me up, that's fine, but I honestly won't use it.

Sarah: Do I really understand? Yes and no. I think she should trust me more than Natalie at this point but whatever. If Natalie wins POV, then hopefully Nathan will keep me and I can use my love potion on Natalie. Hopefully Sheila or I will win POV and take me off. I don't know if Nathan would use it. Watch Daniele show up and win it. I would be so pissed.

At the nomination ceremony, Sheila nominated Will and Sarah—with the goal of backdooring Daniele.

Sheila: Will - This really isn't anything personal. I really appreciated you coming to me and pleading your case, but you're just one of the people I feel least connected to at this point. Sarah - This killed me to do this since I wavered back and forth all day, but in the end I've chosen to nominate you. I wish I could trust you that you wouldn't have used the veto if I kept you off, and part of me does believe that you wouldn't have, but ever since that one incident I've been forced to be weary of you. So I'm playing it safe and putting you up at the moment. I hope you guys know my true intention this week and hopefully it all works out.

Nathan: Sheila did go ahead and nominate Sarah since she just could not count on her to not go ahead and use the veto to force Natalie up on the block like she promised. I think it was a good call, even though I think Sarah would have held through.

Will: On the block again. Saw that one coming. I didn't realize I would be up against Sarah though. I think Sheila's plan this week is actually very smart. If she really does want Daniele out, this is the way to do it.

The Veto Competition was called “The Art of Winning Veto.” The game consisted of 5 rounds. In each round, the Houseguests were given a question, with the answer being an evicted Houseguest. The Houseguests had to race through an art gallery to find a painting of the correct evicted Houseguest. Then, they had to run to a check in station. In each round, the last Houseguest to check in with the correct painting would be eliminated. If a Houseguest managed to check in first all 5 times and win the Veto, he or she would win the ability to choose the replacement nominee.

The game was a close race between Nathan and Sheila, but in the end, the single mother won her fifth consecutive competition.

Sheila: Soooooooooo 5 straight competition wins!! Fun fun!!! Hopefully I can just keep this up for the rest of the season.

Nathan: If Sarah dominated she could have chosen the replacement nominee. She sucked though, and was first out besides Dani. It was a battle between me and Big She and in the end she got lucky and won it again. Yay. Except now I am gettin' frustrated. I want to win something now!

At the Veto Ceremony, Sheila stuck to her word and put Daniele on the chopping block.

Sheila: I HAVE decided to use the power of veto. And I'm saving… SARAH! Who woulda thunk this would ever happen after that horrible thing you did to me that I will never let you forget. Anyways, since I have vetoed one of my own nominations, I need to make a replacement nominee. And I have chosen to replace Sarah with... Daniele. Daniele, I love you as a person. But as a player, I'm having a hard time respecting you in this game. You're hardly showing any effort, which is kind of unfair to the people that really want to be here. It's up to the others to decide if they want to keep someone like you in the game. Sorry.

Sarah: Thank you, Sheila! I appreciate it very much....even though it would have been fun to use my love potion on Natalie. But then she's such a slut I know she already has the hots for me. Good luck to Will and Daniele, but, honestly, I meant it when I said the final five should be the five of us who have been playing our hearts out - especially those of us who were exhausted from that first round of the Veto comp. My vote will reflect that.

Natalie: I would have kept you, and I'm not a whore. *lactates*

Sarah: I was scared to death that Natalie was going to win and put up Nathan in place of Will. Either to ensure I was voted off, or to get rid of Nathan (if she was smart). Well, it didn't happen. Sheila won and vetoed me - YAY! She thought of keeping me up there since I have the love potion, but I'm glad she didn't. It was too scary to trust that Nathan or Will would vote to keep me over Daniele.

After the Veto Ceremony, Will approached Sheila, promising his jury vote if Sheila would protect him until the Final 4.

Sheila: Will was like WOW THIS SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOUR GAME AND THE TYPE OF PLAYER YOU ARE I’M SO IMPRESSED!!! Then he offered a "deal" if you can even call it that. I mean ugh.

Will: I could kiss you. Seriously, I think it shows a lot about you and the game you're playing. I'm totally impressed.
Sheila: Thanks.
Will: Well, Sheila, I know you and I have not ever really been close, but I wonder if you'd consider making a deal with me?
Sheila: What kinda deal?
Will: Well, I know I'm not going to win this game, and that's fine. But if you can get me into the final 4, I will promise you my jury vote.
Sheila: Well, I don't control everything… but I'll do my best.
Will: I know, but if you can just try. All I want is Final 4. I'm not asking for much.
Sheila: Well, it's hard for me to like guarantee anything, since I just win comps and never control votes or anything, and who knows what will even happen next week, but I'll see what I can do.
Will: Thanks. I realize I suck in comps and all that, so really the only thing I have to offer is my jury vote, and I'd be very happy to give it to you if you can help me out for final 4. That is really my only goal in this game now. After that, you can vote me out with no hard feelings.

Sheila: Gimme a break. He's making it sound like if he doesn't make final 4, he's going to blame it all on me and therefore make me pay for it if I make final 2. All I do is win comps!!! I don't control people’s votes!! Maybe he should win a comp himself instead of just relying on others to get him to the Final 4. Ideally I want my Final 4 to be Natalie, Nathan, Sarah, and myself. Sarah and Natalie will go after each other at Final 4 I would hope. Then if Nathan and I make Final 3 with either one of them, I'd take Nathan. Although if Sarah somehow won final HOH I know she wouldn't take me, and I'm not sure Nathan would take me over Sarah. So Natalie in final 3 is definitely my best option.

This week had been the calm before the storm, with everyone working together to remove an inactive Houseguest. But as the week was winding down, the Houseguests began to make plans for next week.

Nathan: Too bad you weren’t really good at this challenge…then you could have put Natalie up.
Sarah: Did you want Natalie up?
Nathan: No, I want Daniele to go. Next week, yes.
Sarah: Are you saying you think I would have put Natalie up?
Nathan: Yeah. You wouldn’t have?
Sarah: Nope. You think that's stupid?
Nathan: No. I just thought you might.
Sarah: I am just trying to play an honest game, you know? I mean, honestly I can't really live this distrust down but … I don’t know.

Sarah: I honestly don't know if he said that to catch me saying something he could tell Sheila or because he just thought I would do it. Would I have? It would have been tempting, but at this point in the game I need to keep Sheila on my side. That is more important to me than getting rid of Natalie this round. If Natalie is smart, she'll target Sheila (after Final 4 if she makes it) or Nathan since those two are definitely going to the end together.

My best bet right now is to make sure Natalie targets one of them over me. I need to be subtle about it, though. No need to put the words out there now as Natalie will just run to tell someone. With Daniele out of the mix I need four players to want to keep me out of any of the others this next round. Operation Natalie Snowjob is now in effect.

Nathan: Worst case scenario for next week would be Will winning HOH, or if Natalie wins and goes back on her promise and nominates me, but that would be workable since she can't nominate Sheila. I had to promise Nat that if she doesn't nominate me that I won't use the veto to force Sheila's power to activate, but I of course would. That would be epic!

Natalie: I’m voting out Daniele. She doesn't deserve to be here and has done nothing to get here. I hope that she leaves, and I think she will. My plan is to now try and win HOH and then have myself / Will win the veto and then use it on Will and send Nathan packing. It'd be something huge in the game to do, and it'd better my chances at winning this game. So that is my plan for now, thanks. BYE DANIELE.

At the Eviction Ceremony, the Houseguests unanimously said goodbye to Daniele, leaving 5 players who had worked hard to battle to the finish.

Chelsbot: By a vote of 3-0, Daniele, you have been evicted from the Big Brother Warzone house.

[Chelsbot]

Week 10

Remaining Houseguests: Natalie Cunial, Nathan Marlow, Sarah Hrejsa, Sheila Kennedy, Will Wikle

After Daniele’s eviction, the final 5 Houseguests headed outside to battle it out for HOH. Tonight’s game was called “Big Brother Rewind.” The competition consisted of 5 rounds that each contained elements from past competitions.

In Round 1, the Houseguests had to solve 3 puzzles to reveal quotes taken by past Big Brother Houseguests. They then had to identify which Houseguest each quote belonged to. There were 6 possible points for this round.

In Round 2, the Houseguests had to put together a jigsaw puzzle. The puzzle was worth 5 points.

In Round 3, each Houseguest was given 100 HP and a flamethrower, which had the power to take 10 HP. Their goal was to attack each other until one was left standing. The winner of this round would get 8 points; the runner-up would get 6 points; the Houseguest who finished in 3rd would get 4 points; the fourth place finisher would get 2 points; the first person to be eliminated would get no points.

Round 4 contained 5 warped Houseguest photos, and they had to identify which Houseguest was in each photo. Each photo was worth 1 point.

In Round 5, there were 4 pictures which served as clues to locked safes. The password to each safe would be one word relating to the picture. Each safe contained 5 points.

For the most part, the Houseguests had no problem with Rounds 1, 2, and 4. Nathan was off to an early lead, as he quickly broke into all 4 safes, while the other Houseguests were having trouble. However, his lead began to slip as Will attacked him again… and again… and again.

Nathan: Will can die. Seriously, I am still confused why he went after me and not Sheila. That kid makes no sense.

And Will felt the sting of betrayal as Sarah attacked him over and over again, until eventually, he was the first person eliminated from Round 4.

Will: Sarah is a lying, backstabbing bitch.
Sarah is a lying, backstabbing bitch.
Sarah is a lying, backstabbing bitch.
Sarah is a lying, backstabbing bitch.
Sarah is a lying, backstabbing bitch.
Sarah is a lying, backstabbing bitch.
Sarah is a lying, backstabbing bitch.
Sarah is a lying, backstabbing bitch.
Sarah is a lying, backstabbing bitch.
Sarah is a lying, backstabbing bitch.

She says that I "threw her under the bus". I don't know exactly what she's talking about because like a typical woman, she refuses to tell me what she is talking about and instead decided to just attack me in the challenge. Smart move, Sarah. I was probably the only person who wouldn't have nominated her if I won HOH. But maybe she's working with Nathan and Sheila. It wouldn't surprise me. She obviously is content to jerk them off if it will get her farther in the game.

Now, I'm not without my guilt. I have been trying to separate myself from Sarah, but I don't recall having ever said anything to anyone about it. But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I did say something to someone. Honestly, I don't even remember. But I've known for a long time that Sarah was never totally my ally. She was always going to drop me when she was through with me, and that's fine. It makes me think she's a coward and a liar and a backstabber and a stupid bitch. But it's fine.

Nathan was eliminated second in Round 4, but he still maintained his lead due to cracking all the safes in the final round. In order for Sheila to win, she had to open all 4 safes.

Sheila: DAMN! I thought I had this HOH in the bag and now I HAVE to get the last password and hope that Sarah can't get them both. I wanted either Natty or myself to win and now it looks like Sarah will or maybe even Nathan can still pull off a win if Sarah can't get in either of them. Grrrrrrrrr I hate this.

Sheila did manage to crack all 4 safes, and she walked away with her third straight HOH win.

Chelsbot: Congratulations, SHEILA, with 41 points, you are the new Head of Household!

With Sheila in power, Nathan and Sarah set their sights on the Bikini Barista…

Nathan: My tight skills with the passwords almost got me the win, but of course Sheila was able to come up with them after about 24 hours. I had them in like 30 minutes! So she is HOH once again. I kind of wish I had given the passwords to Sarah so that she could have just put Natalie up. Sheila isn't going to and if she wins veto it could be a bad situation for me. So I have to be nice to her and I am also working my secret box to my advantage once again. Everyone is really paranoid about it, so I am for damn sure making it sound like it's something awesome so nobody will fuck with me.

I just want to win this veto for myself. Sheila has been hoggin' all the challenges and I want to win one again. I would use that thang and force Natalie up there and she would be gone, FINALLY. I don't hate her, but I can't play with her anymore. She is just so fake and so cocky.

Sarah: I want Natalie gone soooo bad… This is what I'm being told. And I want to believe it but since I am always so paranoid I don't know for sure.....but my gut feeling is that it's the truth.

Sheila is putting me up with Will and then she and Nathan will help me win POV so Natalie goes up. If Natalie leaves the game it'll be the happiest moment of the game for me.

Meanwhile, Natalie and Will were scheming to take Nathan down…

Natalie: Big She won! I doubt she’ll nominate me. We’ve been in an alliance for quite a while, but I will go after her eventually. What if I won the veto and saved Will? And then Nathan automatically went up as a replacement. It’d be so amazing, and then we’d vote him out! My goal is for Will and I to become final 2, because I think he is the only person I could beat.

Will: So Natalie and I have cooked up a new plan... Hopefully Sheila will nominate me and Sarah. Then if Natalie wins veto, she would use it on me and we would be free to decide who goes. It's a crap shoot, but really - it's my only option at this point.

On a side note, I'm starting to like Natalie again. Haha. And not just because she's willing to help me when no one else is. I said some harsh things about her before, but clearly I was going off on the wrong bitch in the house.

And Sheila was torn on what to do…

Sheila: OK so um, I totally regret winning that HOH. I am so power hungry and now I'm just becoming a mess because I'm trying to please everyone which is obviously impossible and UGH it's so harddddddddddd.

Anyways, Nathan and Sarah wanted Natalie up so desperately, and I agreed and said I'd put her up as a replacement and now there's like a whole backdoor plan to evict Natalie and I'm NOT cool with it, but I'm just acting like I am in case she does leave or something. But Natalie I don't think would betray me, and I'd feel horrible betraying her. Getting rid of her would fuck my game up so bad because if the final 3 was me/her/Nathan I think they'd both take me but Nathan obviously wants her gone so he can have his final 3 of Sarah/Me/Him so both will take him which I'm NOT cool with. So Natalie needs to stay somehow and if not then fuck this. -_-

At the Eviction Ceremony, Sheila nominated Will and Sarah.

Sheila: As you can see I have decided to nominate Sarah and Will. This is kinda dumb, but I don't really have a whole lot of reason to nominate you guys. But basically we're getting down to the very end and my options are limited, and I felt like Natalie and Nathan have been by my side through thick and thin and it wouldn't have felt right to me if I nominated them.

Will: Well, part one of the plan went off. Natalie stayed off the block. I knew I would go up, I just wasn't sure if Sheila would put me up against Natalie or Sarah. Right now, I just need to make sure veto gets used. That's going to be the tricky part.

Sarah came to me and we made some sort of peace. I'm not as mad at her as I was the other night (obviously - I clearly was pretty upset that evening). I'll continue to work with her, but that's only because I am completely out of other options.

Unless this deal with Natalie can pan out. If Natalie wins veto, she says she use it on me and then Nathan will have to go up. Then in a perfect world, Natalie and I would vote him out. If we can pull out a win, and Natalie does save me - she will have my complete and total loyalty for as long as I'm in the game. I'll really owe her.

I don't have a lot of hope for my chances of sticking around this week, but you can bet I'll claw and fight my butt off. I'm not going out without a fight.

The Veto Competition was called “If They Mated.” The Houseguests were shown photos of 10 babies—each with a face only a mother could love. Each face combined features of 2 Houseguests from any of Big Brother's 10 seasons. The goal was to figure out which 2 Big Brother Houseguests mated to make each baby. The Houseguest who got the most answers correct would win the Veto.

Natalie and Will fought for the Veto so they could see their plan to backdoor Nathan come to fruition. Sarah and Nathan, on the other hand, worked together to make sure that it was game over for Natalie. Sheila pretended that she was in with their plan, but in reality, she did not want to have to make a replacement nominee.

When the results came in, it was Sarah who walked away with the Veto.

Sarah: YAY - I finally won something!

Will: Well, that plan backfired. Sarah won veto. Not the worst scenario in the world, but not nearly as good as Natalie winning.

So now I'm fairly certain it will be me vs. Natalie this week. Which sucks, because after this week, I was actually feeling like Natalie was a cool person. But I'm not going to let myself get voted out just because I'm up against someone who was willing to help me. I'm still going to fight. I just wish we could have split up the Sheila/Nathan powerhouse this week. Oh well.

To no one’s surprise, Sarah used the Veto to remove herself from the chopping block…

Sarah: Surprisingly, I am using it to save myself. *Lovingly caresses Veto around my neck*

And after a hair-pulling decision…

Sheila: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO CONFUSED ON WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!! WHY DID I HAVE TO WIN THIS HOH?!?! I DONT WANT TO BE HOH ANYMORE!!! *throws key on the ground* I REFUUSSSSSE! REFUSE to make a replacement nominee! I can't do it!!! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I am such a mess.

…Sheila chose to replace Sarah with Natalie.

Sheila: Mkay Natalie you're going up.

Natalie: I get nominated because Sheila said she is scared of what Nathan’s power is. . . um joke, right? You’re going to let that power control you. Oh please, get outta here. First you play the single mom card, now this? I go up and Nathan says he’ll keep me and Sheila says she will keep me in a tie, so I feel kinda confident unless they choose to backstab me. Nat will go to the end, know that.

Sarah: Woooofuckinhoooo! Very nice feeling to know that I am safe, moving on to Final 4 and Natalie is finally leaving the game...and an even better feeling to know that she feels totally safe as Sheila has assured her that Nathan will vote to keep her so even if I vote her out, Sheila would keep her in a tie. Uhhhh ever try REALITY Natalie??? Nathan wants you out and you're finally leaving. I truly cannot wait until to see the Chelsbot announce that you are GONE!

In an attempt to save Natalie, Sheila tried to convince Nathan to force a tie, saying that she desperately wanted to be the vote that sent Natalie out of the house. In reality, she would keep Natalie and send Will home.

Sheila: I hate this game. I feel like such a bitch for stabbing Natalie in the back like that. I seriously cannot believe I did it. But I guess I felt like I was either stabbing Nat or Nate in the back and I was hoping it would just work out but it's not. I was hoping Nathan would force a tie because I talked about how badly I wanted to be the one to break the tie and send her home, but I don't think he trusts me because he's voting Natalie out himself. I guess it's smart for him to not believe me because I'd keep Natalie. I really don't want her to leave and I don't know why I ever did. I wish I could trust Nathan but I just have this horrid feeling that he's with Sarah. Maybe I should try working something out with Will, but that's just gross. I hate this.

Nathan: Natalie has got to go, but should I vote for her, or should I let Big She break the tie? That would be so funny and I was leaning towards doin' that. But I want to get to vote for her myself! I want the pleasure, and after having Natalie kiss my ass all night I really want to. Plus this way I can make an enemy so Sheila hopefully won't be turnin' on me since I have a way better shot with the jury than her it seems. I do think Sheila would vote Natalie out, but I just have a lingering thought in the back of her head that she could change her mind. She seems to like Nat way more than me these days, and I just don't want to chance it. I think I best vote Natalie myself and just enjoy myself. I've already had fun messin' with her tonight, and she will be hella shocked when she is out tomorrow night!

When it came time to vote, Nathan joined Sarah in sending Natalie out of the game.

Chelsbot: Natalie, Will--in just a few moments, I will reveal the results of the eviction. You now have an opportunity to say some final words to everyone.

Natalie: Um, I'd just like to say if any of you guys lied to me and voted me out, fuck you! You're missing out on this trashy mess. *lactates*

Will: I'll just say thanks for a great game. I had a lot of fun, and I wish everyone the best of luck.

Chelsbot: By a vote of 2-0, Natalie, you have been evicted from the Big Brother Warzone house.

Will: Gee, what are we going to do with all these cucumbers now that Natalie is gone?

[Chelsbot]

Week 11

Remaining Houseguests: Nathan Marlow, Sarah Hrejsa, Sheila Kennedy, Will Wikle


After surviving his third straight eviction, Will was happy, but not too surprised.

Will: Once again, I made it through the eviction. I wasn't surprised. I knew I would be okay because I had talked to Sarah and Nathan before the eviction and they both told me I had their votes.

Also, I told Nathan about Natalie's plan to win veto and vote him out last week, and he wasn't happy. So I think that sealed her fate. I jumped ship once again. Although honestly, I think Natalie was gone anyway. I know a huge part of their vote was probably based on the fact that I am not a challenge threat, but I'd like to think I had something to do with it. My strategy since day one has been to put myself in a position where I could play all sides of the house. This became especially important once I realized that a lot of the people here are drama queens and attention whores. I knew I would be able to let them attack each other without worrying about Will. So far I think I've done a great job. I'm proud of my game up to this point.

The HOH Competition was called “Your Days are Numbered.” The Final 4 Houseguests all stood on the top step of a giant staircase. They were asked a series of questions about which day a specific event took place in the house. For each day an answer was off, the Houseguests had to walk down one step. So if the answer was “Day 7,” and a Houseguest wrote down “Day 4,” he or she would have to walk down 3 steps.

The competition was not even close. At the end of the game, Sheila had only walked down 4 steps. Nathan had walked down 15 steps, Sarah was down 17 steps, and Will was down 21 steps. With that, Sheila was crowned HOH for the fourth week in a row.

Sheila: I kicked ass at the HOH, like it wasn't even close. Idiots.

This week, everyone knew the nominations didn’t matter. The Veto holder would decide everything. So Sheila decided to just nominate Sarah and Will for the third consecutive week.

Sheila: Soooooooo I have chosen to nominate Sarah and Will....again. Why not just put Sarah and Will up for the 3rd straight time just for laughs? And I think this is even Will's fourth straight time nominated, you lucky dog, you.

Will: YES!!! I was so hoping to make a record. Four times in a row, bitches!

Sarah: Thanks, Sheila! We have to stop meeting like this, Will. :-P

The Veto Competition was called “Wheel of Veto.” The Houseguests were each given a wheel divided into 12 sections. Each section contained a clue about an evicted Houseguest. On either side of each clue was a number, with the answer being an evicted Houseguest. The Final 4 had to search the house for pictures of the evicted Houseguests and place the pictures in their correct slots. Even though some of the numbers could have more than one correct answer, there is only one way to arrange all of the faces in order to correctly complete the entire puzzle.

Will: Sarah or myself HAVE to win. Whoever wins veto decides who leaves. If Nathan wins, he'll either vote me out due to what I presume is his loyalty to Sarah - or he'll vote Sarah out, knowing that he and Sheila can easily beat me in a final three. BUT... if Sarah and I win, we can vote Nathan out, which destroys the chance of a Nathan/Sheila final 2.

Sheila: As far as who wins, I don't give a shit, I'm safe. I think if Will won, he'd evict Nathan, which I guess wouldn't be so bad for me because I bet he'd win in the finals and this way I wouldn't have to betray him or anything, but I don't care. If Nathan won I know he'd evict Will most likely, and then both Sarah and I would take him to the finals, which is a plus for him because he can just throw it. So whatever. I guess we'll see what happens.

Nathan and Sarah made quick work of the puzzle, but they could not find Natalie’s picture. Nathan decided to submit the puzzle without her picture, and he and Sarah devised a plan to get Will to do the same. Sarah was able to convince Will to submit the competition early, and then she found Natalie’s picture in the basement. She correctly arranged all the faces and was the first person to submit the correct answers.

Nathan: I was totally workin' it and then pesky Natalie of course has to be a total bitch to find. None of us could find it anywhere. So then I decided hey, I will just be the first to submit with a score of 11 so if no one can find Natalie, I will win. Then if I did come across it, I could just give it to Sarah and she could win and keep me. I hope I'm not so stupid to trust her, but I feel pretty confident with her. Then I thought well since I am in, if we can get Will to submit with 11 then this will all be locked up. Sarah brought it up, and he went with it. Sarah did end up finding it and won the challenge. It was in the basement, which did cross my mind, but I didn't remember the password.

At the Veto Ceremony, Sarah removed herself from the block, giving her the sole vote for this week.

Sarah: This will be the 5th time I've been on the block in this game, and so far I was saved by the POV 3 of those times... may as well make it 4 and save myself again. Sorry, Will and Nathan. I just get a bit nervous in that chair.

Nathan: Now for the vote, Sarah chooses who goes... Will or me. The first time I have been on the block all game. If Sarah really wants to win this game, then she should take me out, so it's hard for me to think I am totally in the clear. I'm pretty sure thinks/knows that I will take Sheila to the finals and vice versa probably, and she would have a much better shot at actually winning the final HOH with sucky Will around. But she has pledged her loyalty to me plenty of times and I have proven to be loyal to her too. She has said she wants to make up for the selfish backstab stunt she tried earlier, so now she can redeem herself. I think she will. And if she does vote me out, then boy, I got plaaaayed.

Sarah was conflicted on what to do, having made promises to both Nathan and Will.

Sarah: OMG OMG OMG - I won final POV and now I don't know what to do!!!

Do I go back on my word and vote out Nathan or do I vote out Will? Either way, they both think I'm keeping them and I am going to piss someone off.

If I keep Nathan, he or Sheila will most likely win final HOH and evict me. I would probably be stupid to do that...but if I keep Will, Nathan will be pissed, he will definitely not vote for me. Sheila may evict me, anyway, since I betrayed Nathan…

And UGH I know it's just a game but it's such a hard choice. Do I do the right thing (keep Nathan) and be stupid or do I do I break my promise to Nathan and evict Will?

I have to think on this one - but since the promise I made to Nathan is not reciprocated by him, I don’t know if I should feel obligated to him at all. I am almost positive he would keep Sheila over me...so I really have to think about that.

Will was ecstatic that Sarah had won the final Veto…

Will (to Sarah): I am so happy right now. We actually stopped the Sheila/Nathan final 2! I am SO happy.
Sarah: Yeah, well I am just glad we split up Nathan/Sheila. Congrats on Final 3! Don't screw me over.

Will: Sarah won veto... that's good. It's great actually. So why do I feel so nervous?

Sarah: Will obviously has no idea that I am contemplating voting him out. Nathan probably has no idea that I am contemplating voting him out.

Obviously Nathan has been helping me - last week to win POV and get rid of Nat. This week, I truly believe he would have given me that picture if he had found it...and here I am thinking about voting him out. It's really coming down to a choice between honor and loyalty and an actual shot at winning the game for me. I made that choice once - and failed....and swore I wouldn't go against my principals again...but this is the endgame....would Nathan keep me if he was sure Sheila and I would take each other to the end???

After much deliberation, Sarah decided that she had no choice but to vote out Nathan. She knew he and Sheila are close, and it didn’t make sense to honor a deal if there was no reciprocation. After all, it was just a game. Now she just had to talk to Nathan, because she respected him enough to tell him beforehand.

Sarah: I wanted to talk to you before the vote.

Nathan: So you are voting for me then?

Sarah: I have been loyal to you and Sheila up until this point... and I have gone back and forth on this all day. I just feel like at this point, I need something back from you - and you can't give it to me. And bottom line it's a game. If I keep you it's like I'm just evicting myself at the end.

Nathan: I've already given to you. I evicted Natalie for you. Dragging her to the end would have been easy for me.

Sarah: You and Sheila are taking each other. If there was an equality, it would be different.

Nathan: So all that talk about how you felt so bad about screwing
Sheila over and you felt so terrible? And how you cried? I shouldn’t have believed you?

Sarah: That was all true.

Nathan: I’m just really shocked. I never expected this.

Sarah: Ugh. I have gone back and forth so many times… because on one hand I just want to say - okay, I wanted to be Final 3 with you and Sheila - let's just play and someone deserving can win. But if it's a lock that you and Sheila will take each other - than I'm really a fool.

Nathan: It's not a lock, though.

Sarah: Well, to be honest - my head tells me one thing and my gut tells me another. I really don't want to vote you out.

Nathan: I’m just so surprised that you want to do this after what happened with Sheila earlier.

Sarah: I don't want to…

Nathan: I gave you another chance and I thought we were on the same level. I’ve never opened up like this to someone in a game before. I don’t talk to Sheila nearly as much as I talk to you. So yeah, fourth place is a great finish, but this would easily be most painful elimination from a game just considering who it came from.

Sarah: Ugh. I really hate this game. You know what? I don't even care - you can Sheila can win and take each other.

Nathan: Speaking for myself, getting to the final three with my two best friends in the game is winning enough.

Sarah: You're right. I tried to look at this as "just a game," and I obviously can't. I can't do this.

After her talk with Nathan, Sarah decided that she could not go through with voting him out. And at the Eviction Ceremony, she blindsided Will.

Sarah: Nathan and Will, I really like both of you and I respect both of your games. This decision was not an easy one to reach. I went back and forth all yesterday, last night, today. I even dreamt about it. I know that no matter what I do, one of you is going to be very upset with me...and I am truly sorry about that. I choose to evict… Will. Will, I'm sorry. I made promises to you which I couldn't keep. Bottom line...I tried to think of this as just a game, but it's not just a game for me. And I know I may be making a game-ending move for myself, but I have to do what I think is right and what will let me sleep at night.

Will: Wow. You told me not 5 minutes ago that you would keep me. So, good job on being a lying bitch. And a stupid bitch at that. Congratulations on final 2 Sheila and Nathan.

Sarah: I literally changed at the last minute, Will.

Will: Nathan and Sheila - good luck. I like you both. Sarah - You're a bitch. We'll talk later.

Will: Blindsided. Nice...

I am totally shocked that Sarah chose to evict me. Not only did she tell me that she was keeping me, but I also just thought she was a smart player and would know better than to let Nathan and Sheila stay in the game. Nathan must have done a number on her.

Anyway, I had an amazing time playing this game. I actually think I was pretty close to winning. I think if Sarah had evicted Nathan, Sheila would have taken me to the final 2 and I'd have a fair shot at winning. So I'm proud of the game I played. Strategically, I think I was one of the best players here. Physically - I sucked.

A few parting notes:

Natalie - If someone had told me when this game started, that I would end up thinking of you as a friend and ally, I would never have believed them. I said some horrible things about you in my past diary room. For that I apologize - but I think you're smart enough to not hold a grudge. I think you're smart and interesting, and I think you're probably do amazing things in your life. You're never dull, that's for sure.

Sarah - I love you, but I'm disappointed in you. I never knew you to be a coward. But I can't say I didn't see it coming. I'm pretty annoyed that after everything you still won't admit that you lied and backstabbed me. I'd respect you more if you just owned up to it. I hope I'm wrong and you do make it to the finals. I'd feel a lot better about leaving if I knew you at least made a smart move. Unfortunately, I don't think that is the case.

Nathan- You're incredibly nice. You're also smart and savvy. This is your game to lose right now. I hope you can pull it off.

Sheila- Strong as hell. There is no denying that you were a huge force in this game. I think you have played well. Good luck.

Chelsbot - Thanks for having me. I know I was an alternate, but I hope I didn't let you down. The dedication and effort you put into this game still amazes me. Thanks for working so hard. And P.S. if there is an All Star season, I hope you'll ask me back. Cause next time, I'm ready to win.

[Chelsbot]

Week 12

Remaining Houseguests: Nathan Marlow, Sarah Hrejsa, Sheila Kennedy

Nathan had just come within minutes of being evicted, but at the eleventh hour, Sarah made an emotional decision and decided that she could not bring herself to betray Nathan. Instead, Sarah sent Will to the Jury, leaving a final three of Nathan, Sarah, and Sheila.

Sarah: Obviously it's not "just a game" to me and I couldn't go through with it. Call me a sap, call me too emotional for this game, whatever you want. Bottom line I got to the final 3 with the two people I worked closest with throughout the game. Did I pick the two strongest to ensure I would be safe? Yes. But, what is wrong with that? At the end I couldn't backstab Nathan.

Sarah: Now you're going to be mad at me for almost evicting you, right?
Nathan: No, I completely understand your dilemma.
Sarah: At least give me credit for being honest.
Nathan: I definitely do.
Sarah: No matter how many people think I'm an idiot - at least I will feel okay with it.
Nathan: Good, that's what matters. I’m happy to just have this final three. I certainly did try and guilt trip you, but our relationship isn’t fake or a play.
Sarah: I know you tried to guilt trip me - but don't think I didn't do it to myself too. I think I wanted you to talk me out of it. I am too emotional in this game - I tried to be tough and I couldn't.

Nathan: So I survived... but it was a much closer call than I thought. I can't say that I really blame Sarah for thinking of voting me out. It was the smarter move by a mile game-wise. It's just that all that we had talked about and all that she had told me, I didn't think she would even really come close to making a move like that. I did have to definitely work my ass off to stay in the game and luckily it worked out. So we got the final 3 that I wanted! Holla.

Sarah: So, after all the dust is settled from that crazy, last minute eviction yesterday, I am wondering if I just slit my own throat. I mean, had I gone through with evicting Nathan, he would be upset, but I'm thinking Sheila might have been secretly happy that we were split up. I know she was a little paranoid that we were too close...I know that I have been paranoid of those two the whole game so I can understand how she feels.

I seriously think I made a bad game move....but I was conflicted about voting Nathan off and at the last minute I just couldn't do it. I had to talk to him first - I couldn't just blindside him, and I think I just let him talk me into keeping him. Is that lame or what? I know perfectly well that he was partially playing me...I still couldn't vote him off. I just felt he deserved to be in the Final 3 and Will didn't.

*sigh*

Despite all of this, I still want to go to the end.

Sheila: Sarah told me that the reason she was going to evict Nathan was because she thought Nathan and I would take each other, and well yeah I guess that's true, at least on my end, but I told her I wouldn't necessarily take him. So then I told Nathan it was going to be him and then he guilt tripped the hell out of her I guess. She evicted Will. I was like THANK GODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear to God if she had evicted Nathan I woulda killed her. We totally gave her another chance after she stabbed us in the back earlier, then we dragged her to Final 4, and if she just went and stabbed Nathan in the back again after all that, I woulda been livid. But oh well, everything worked out ok and now Will is mad at Sarah.

The final HOH Competition would be played in 3 parts. The winner of Round 1 would automatically advance to Round 3, leaving the remaining 2 houseguests to compete against each other in Round 2. The winners of Rounds 1 and 2 would then face off against one another in Round 3 to determine who would be the final HOH.

Part 1 of the competition was called “Crash and Burn.” The final 3 Houseguests would each pilot a fighter jet through enemy territory. Their goal was to stay in the air as long as they could before being shot down by enemy missiles. The Houseguest who stayed in the air the longest would win.

Nathan: I was not feelin' optimistic about my chances with this. Sheila is bananas at this type of shit, and I knew Sarah would be so determined. I really wanted Sheila to win because I did not want to go against her in Part 2, because I knew that challenge would be something up both of our alleys.

Sarah took Round 1, leaving Nathan and Sheila to battle it out in Round 2. Round 2 was called “News to Me.” Nathan and Sheila had to answer questions about previous rounds of the game in order to open safes. In each safe was a newspaper headline relating to the game. After opening the final safe, they had to put the headlines in order. Sheila had a slight lead for the duration of the game, but then Nathan passed her. However, he did not read the directions correctly and Sheila passed him again, taking the win.

Nathan: I blew it at the end by not reading the directions correctly. I am so pissed at myself! I wanted to win this final HOH real bad. I feel like I have just coasted by too much here towards the end of the game and I wanted to do this for myself. Oh well. I really don't know if either one of them will take me to the final 2 for sure or not. They probably have a better chance against each other, but I think they both have more loyalty towards me. Either way I am really happy to have gotten to this point and I won't have hard feelings if I am voted out here.

Sheila: Tonight Sarah and I will face off for the final HOH. It's obviously a must win for Sarah and I feel like it's a must win for me too. Sarah is telling me if she wins it will be 50/50 but I don't buy it for a second. I hate this. If she wins I'm gonna die.

Sarah: Sooooo in a few hours I'll either be out on my ass or in the final two. My feeling is if I don't win tonight I'll be out. It's what I've thought this whole time, though.

I tried to talk to Sheila last night to feel her out but she wasn't receptive to it. That tells me she will take Nathan. But...no surprise. She will make a decision based on loyalty and she feels he has been more loyal to her than me - which is true. Or maybe she feels he deserves it more.

I told her if I won I was 50/50 on who I'd take even though I know she thinks I'd take Nathan. She said that she did think that. I'm not allowing myself to think that far ahead. I just don’t want to envision something and then be out.

Kinda sad...but it's what I decided when I kept Nathan over Will. Now I have to live with that.

The final round was called “What Did They Say?” Sarah and Sheila had to answer questions about statements made by evicted Houseguests. It was a close race, but in the end, Sheila won her fifth straight HOH Competition, earning herself a spot in the Final 2. It was now up to her to choose who would sit next to her in the end.

Chelsbot: Before the vote, Sarah and Nathan can each have a final chance to tell Sheila why she should take them to the final 2.

Nathan: Well I'm sure you already know what you want to do, so go ahead and do it, I've had a blast playing with you and this will definitely be a game to remember.

Sarah: Well, I think I said everything when I evicted Will. I wanted this final three because I think both of you are great players and I really love you both. I agree with Nathan. You are going to do what you think is best so at this point I'll just say I've also had a great time....and whatever happens happens.

Chelsbot: Sheila, please announce your decision.

Sheila: Okay well starting at like week 2 or whatever I had dreamed of the three of us making final 3, with Sarah and myself being final 2. Sarah, I had so much fun with you in the early stages of the game and I couldn't have imagined myself sitting next to anyone but you. Then you tried getting me out. And while I ended up forgiving you and went back to pushing for this final 3, my loyalty shifted to Nathan in the process. He had my back at a crucial point where everyone wanted me out, and the same can't be said for you. So I'm going to honor my alliance with him and vote to evict you Sarah. Sorry.

Sarah: Okay - I kinda figured lol *hugs both Sheila and Nathan* Good luck you guys - you're both awesome. I had a great time.

Nathan: Thanks Sheila : )

Chelsbot: It's official. Sarah, you are the last person to be evicted from the Big Brother Warzone house.

Sheila: Thanks Sarah, I really am sorry.

Nathan: You played an awesome game, Sarah, no matter what the haters say.

Sarah: Okay, get ready for my bitter questions and kick ass in the finale. Love ya!

(Sarah exits the Warzone house)

Sarah: Well, no surprise. Sheila got her ultimate revenge and Sarah turned out to be a sap. I really wanted to win this last HOH but it wasn't meant to be. I had an awesome time in this game. The hosting was incredible, the comps kicked my ass big time and the characters - well most were great. I met some great people, and I'm leaving with my head held high. No matter who thinks I made a dumb move. *sigh*

*Sarah waits for the handler to take her to the limo to ride to the jury house*...

[Chelsbot]

Finale

Final 2: Nathan Marlow vs. Sheila Kennedy

After a close battle with Sarah for HOH, Sheila had taken the title for the fifth week in a row. The single mother now held the sole power to evict Nathan or Sarah, and she chose to eliminate Sarah from the game. They had started out as allies, but then they became bitter enemies. They had rekindled their friendship, but Nathan had been more loyal to Sheila for the duration of the game.

Now, after dominating the game, the unstoppable duo of Nathan and Sheila was left to fight it out to determine the winner of Big Brother Warzone 2.

Nathan: Luck is on Sheila's side and she wins it! I was happy about that. I was a little more confident that she would take me than Sarah would. Everything Sheila has been saying led me to believe she would, it's just that we never explicitly talked about final 2 and you never really know, so I was really nervous waiting for the decision. She did take me though since I have been completely loyal to her all game especially when everyone was against her. I am thrilled to have made it to the end with her. Sarah has been a great friend and ally in this game, but frankly it wouldn't feel right to be there with here. I think I have a pretty good shot at winning the game, but it is no guarantee, who knows what people are thinking and Sheila definitely is a force and has an impressive resume in this game. We will see how it goes...

Sheila: I ended up beating Sarah by ONE POINT!!! I was nervousing the whole time and it seemed like Sarah and I were just going to answer the same every time. Then we get to question 7 or something and we finally answered differently, and I lucked out! I was soooooooooooooo happy I beat her. Then the eviction took place and I evicted her saggy ass. Things probably would have been different if she wasn't a bitch and tried getting me out, but she did, and she ended up suffering the consequences.

Now I'm in the final 2 and I'm 90% positive that I have absolutely no chance of winning. I'm going to get ripped about for the "cheating" thing and I probably have like 3 votes automatically against me because of it. If they do decide to do that, I'm just gonna tell them to take their votes and shove em up their asses, because I don't want them anyway if they're just going to be annoying bitter babies. I got to the final 2 because of my gameplay, and if they can't see that then fuck them. I ain't gonna be nice to them if they're gonna be bitches. BRING IT ON BITCHEZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

Before the Jury of 7 had their chance to grill the finalists, Sheila and Nathan were both given a chance to make some opening comments.

Sheila: I know some of you would rather gauge your eyes out than see me in the final 2, but too bad so sad, cause I'm here and you'll have to live with it. ;D After Sarah and I got discharged and finding the powers and what not, I really wanted to go to the end with her. Then when I was deciding who I wanted to be my 3rd and get the 3rd power, I chose Nathan because I knew he was somewhat trustworthy and it would have been in my best interest to try and get him to trust me. So the three of us had control of all three powers, we seemed indestructable. Then Sarah became a backstabbing whore and took me as her POW and tried getting me out. At first I was furious and wanted her head on a platter, but I ended up forgiving her and would have been happy if she made the final 3 with Nathan and I, which ended up happening.

No matter the outcome, I'm proud of the game I played. I started out as a huge target, then became the underdog, but was able to overcome it all with my competition wins, the help of my allies, and side deals that I formed throughout the game. I'm really happy to be sitting next to Nathan and I wish him the best of luck.

Nathan: This game has been an absolute blast and I am really glad to have played and to have made it to the final two. It has been fun and an absolute riot. I really don't think I have ever laughed so much in a game. But also, it has also been a very intense competition, which is exactly what I like to take part in.

I think I would make a great winner because my play was very balanced. I won challenges. At the same time though, I did not rely on challenge wins to propel me far. I had social play that helped me through when I didn't have security from a challenge. I was really creative with some of my strategies, for instance asking Sarah to get Will to submit the final 4 veto early, and using my mystery box to create paranoia.

So now go ahead and grill me, I have absolutely nothing to hide and will answer your questions honestly. Well except for my mystery box, I am still not allowed to tell y'all what that's all about.

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Diane was the first juror to speak, and she wanted to know what set each finalist apart from their opponent.

Diane: How about giving me 3 legitimate reasons or examples why your game is better than the person sitting next to you?

Sheila: 1) I was able to control my own fate most of the time and accomplish what I wanted done with all my competition wins instead of leaving it in another person's hands. 2) I feel like I worked harder and got the work done that both of us wanted and needed done. Some of the things he wanted done, only happened because of me because I had similar interests and was able to put plans into action. 3) I was able to set things up at the end exactly the way I wanted to. From Final 6 on I felt comfortable with everyone. However, as for Nathan, in the Final 5 HOH, Nathan was the first one that Will attacked in the HOH, which probably shows he wanted Nathan to win the least out of everyone. Natalie wanted Nathan out desperately at Final 5. Nathan was one minute away from being evicted at Final 4. There were numerous scares that he faced at the end which I feel like I didn't.

Nathan: 1) As I said in my opening statement, I think I played a well-rounded game, more so than Sheila. 2) I never was all that much of a huge target until later in the game. Sheila was in danger at a lot of points because she pissed some people off. 3) I think I did a better job of having more options with more people, and just getting to know people better.

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Chi Chi was up next, and she asked the finalists about their relationship with her in the game.

Jun: Despite what both of you think, this is hard for me, because I do like to think I have a friendship with both of you. But I do have bones to pick with both of you, and I’m talking like those little rib bones. God, those are good, the honey garlic flavors. Man Chi Chi loves those, sucking those bones dry. Anyways, let’s get back to the point. Sheila, what was I to you in this game?

Sheila: At first you were a good friend and ally. Then I think we separated ourselves as allies. I didn't trust you with Parker and you didn't trust me with whoever....Nathan, I guess. Then over time you just became an annoyance and I really couldn't stomach talking to you at all and we eventually became enemies.

Jun: Nathan, at what point did you realize that you wouldn't want to go to the end with Daniele and I even though you’d have slaughtered either of us in a vote?

Nathan: Things changed after you saved Sarah. I didn't trust you as much, and when it came down to it, I just did not want to go after Sheila. And with you being hell-bent against her, I knew it would just be easier to get you out of the way. It wasn't how I wanted things to end with us, but that's how it goes I guess. As for Daniele, I didn't want to see her get far being so inactive. I am happy to have let her go when we did, if not earlier. I don't ever plan on taking someone who I can easily beat to the end. I would rather lose to the best player in the game than beat the worst.

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Parker walked up with a joint in hand, and neither finalist was sure what to expect.

Parker: Sheila, I am one of the easiest people to get along with so I didn't know why you seemed to have a hard time talking to me. Do you just have a hard time talking to just me, or do you have a hard time talking to people in general? Why do you think that is?

Sheila: I wouldn't really say I have a hard time talking to people, I'm just super picky on who I like and for some reason, I can rule out some people before I even talk to them just based on what other people have said or first impressions or who knows what. I know that sounds horrible of me and it actually really is. There have been times where I didn't think I would like someone and I ended up liking them but I still can't learn from that and talk to others I think I wouldn't like. I have this HORRIBLE habit of not talking to people I know I want out and don't want to work with. I don't know why but I just find it pointless to talk to someone when I know I don't want to work with them. I knew I wanted you out ASAP pretty much because I was nervous about your relationship with Jun. And you were also someone I just saw as not having anything in common with, despite never talking to you. I admit that it really is stupid of me and something I definitely need to work on.

Parker: Coming into this Q+A stuff, you definitely had a big advantage over Sheila. But the more I sit and think about how this game played out, the more questions I have about your role in it. From what I can tell, with you reaping the benefits of Sheila's challenge run, your relationships and deals with people became a rather moot point.

Nathan: That's a good point. Having Sheila winning all those challenges did make a lot of things in my game a moot point, I agree. It made a lot of those weeks really easy for me to sit through, knowing I was safe. I was never banking on her winning all those though. I always had my stuff in line and was preparing for something else to happen. I didn't just sit there with my thumb up my ass the whole time. I knew things could drastically change at any second and I wanted to be able to survive it. There was obviously the few times there at the end when I was in danger. I knew Natalie couldn't win that veto, and I had to work for Sarah's vote to keep me as well. It was a help that Sheila won all of those HOHs, but what was I to do about that? I don't think you can really say that I wasn't still playing the game.

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Daniele was the next juror to speak. She didn’t have much to say, but she did have a simple question for both finalists to answer.

Daniele: Obviously, a winner should possess certain qualities. A real winner. The qualities that one should possess are different from person to person, based on individual opinions. So I ask you, what is your definition of a winner in this game? What qualities are essential, overlooked, bonuses? And finally, after that - which of the qualities in your definition do you personally have? Don't have or could improve on?

Sheila: I look at 3 areas that are each essential: Socially, Strategically, and Physically. Socially I obviously look at their social game. Did they talk to people, and how did they come off? Pissing people off all the time or alienating people are what I consider poor social play. This is usually my weakness. While I did communicate to most of the cast, I did alienate others which in the end could have bit me in the ass. I also was not the nicest towards some people.

Strategically I look at their overall game. Was it one sided, or did they have something to fall back on? Did they play for themselves for others? Were they visible, or UTR or a floater? For me in this game, it probably appears that my challenge wins were the only thing going for me, but I did make connections with others that I think would have had my back had I ever lost. I definitely played for myself and was an "out there" player, which is what I look for in a winner.

Physically I just look at how they did in challenges. Since I win at least a couple of competitions, I look for others that can do the same. If someone makes no attempt at challenges or are consistently at the bottom of the barrel, I can't vote for them. In this game I think I obviously played well physically.

Nathan: I am looking for someone who played the game to their full potential. It must be someone who played the game hard and put a lot of effort into the game. This includes participating in challenges, socializing, confessionals, etc. And I also like to see that they were not afraid to stand up for what they wanted to do, and to take risks and make moves... to really make an impact on the game.

Like Sheila said, there are three basic components to the game in my eyes, and I like to see someone who excels in all three and doesn't just rely on one thing. Sometimes strategy is definitely overlooked I think, because some people think you can't have strategy if you aren't winning challenges, but you can. It can understandably just be really hard to tell.

I was very visible throughout and was not afraid to make a move. I do think I do pretty well in all of the categories of strategy, socializing, and challenges. I do think I could improve in them though. There were people in this game that I really did not talk to as much as I could have or should have. I do feel like I lied a little bit excessively and I could have been more upfront with a few people. I think sometimes I get caught up in the game and feel like I have to when sometimes I don't. And I definitely would have loved to improve my challenge record and knock Sheila down a few pegs a few times, but that just wasn't happenin'.

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The chatty bikini barista was the next juror to speak.

Natalie: Nathan, since you love alcohol and sometimes drugs , please compare me with an alcoholic beverage and a drug and tell me why you picked that.

Nathan: For alcohol, you would be tequila. It's not always your favorite at first taste, but it definitely spices things up and makes for a crazy time. Then before you know it, you are regretting it all and you never wanna have tequila again. For drugs, well first off I am not a druggie at all. I was messing with you when I said I was on shrooms, nor did I smoke any weed. On that day. So I don't have as much knowledge on drugs as I do alcohol... but, I will say Cocaine. Like cocaine, you bring a lot of energy and a state of euphoria. Sometimes the things you do are so absurd and unbelievable.

Natalie: Sheila, if you had to replace the final two right now with two people on the jury who would it be and why?

Sheila: I'd put Sarah and you in our places because I feel like those two did the best out of the jury members. Sarah sort of had an underdog thing going for her after her allies Parker and Jun bit the dust, yet she was able to work her way to the final three and nearly got to final 2. She seemed to have something going on with everyone in this game at some point with a few exceptions. And she was able to step it up at some crucial competitions like the final four veto. The other person I chose was you because almost everyone was coming after you right off the bat… but you did a good job at scrambling and when it seemed like we had finally gotten rid of you, you would somehow work your way out of tough situations and ended up getting to the final 5.

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It was Will’s turn to address the Final 2. He knew that it was tough for a juror to make a decision, and he wanted to know what would absolutely make Sheila and Nathan vote against someone if they were in his position.

Will: Some people vote based on gameplay. Some vote on friendship. Some let their hurt feelings decide. Hell, some pick a number. So I'm curious - what are your final vote “deal breakers”? Please name THREE specific examples of something a player could do that would absolutely cause them to lose your vote.

Nathan: 1. I could not vote for someone who takes credit for things they didn't do.

2. I could also not vote for someone who did nothing and can't even think of a thing to take credit for.

3. Last thing, would be someone who doesn't even seem like they care if they win. I want to see the fire in them, that they played the game with their heart and they feel they deserve to win the game.

Sheila: 1. If a player is UTR or a floater I cannot vote for them.

2. Anyone that doesn't show interest because that'd be really unfair to the person sitting next to them.

3. This one is gonna sound dumb but I seriously can't bring myself to vote for someone that I find boring. Like someone that gives like 3 words answers and they show absolutely no personality.

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Sarah was the last juror to speak. She wanted to know how confident Sheila was that she would win the final HOH and how confident Nathan was that she would keep him in the Final 4.

Sarah: Sheila, I approached you the night before Part 3 of the final HOH and asked you who you would keep if you won. You were very non-committal but never told me directly that you wouldn't keep me. I did feel that you wouldn't, but did it ever cross your mind to make a deal in case you lost? I know you expected me to take Nathan, but honestly I wasn't sure at that point. After talking to you, though, I decided that if I won I would take him because I hated that you wouldn't even talk to me about it really at all. I'm just wondering if you had some sort of strategy in mind at that point or if you would were just confident that you would win?

Sheila: No, it didn't cross my mind to make a deal. I figured it would be 50/50 since it was just guessing and either of us had a chance to win, but I didn't want to make a deal in case I did win just to break it 1 day later. On the other hand I didn't want to just straight up tell you I was taking him because then I figured that would just push you to take him as well.

Sarah: Nathan, how confident were you in me keeping you at Final 4? And if you were 100% confident, did you think you had me wrapped around your finger for most of the game? So, please tell me if you purposely used my weaknesses against me, including those 30 minutes after I told you I was voting you out, when I changed my mind at the last minute. I know everyone on the jury thinks you played me to get me to keep you, threw part 2 of the HOH so you wouldn't have to vote me or Sheila out, and felt very confident in being the one chosen at the end. I would like to know if this is true or not.

Nathan: I do think I was overconfident about you keeping me. I knew it would be a possibility and it would surely cross your mind, but I didn't think you would get as close to doing it as you did. As I have said to you, we talked a lot about how terrible you felt after you went after Sheila and how unlike you it was, so I really didn't think you would ever go and do something similar to me.

You definitely were not wrapped around my finger, nor did I think you were. I guess you could say that I did use your weaknesses against you. I knew what I had to do to get you to change your mind, or at least try, and I was surely going to try. Were the things I was saying a bunch of BS? Not for the most part. I really did feel the way I said I did, but at the same time, yes, I was in game mode.

As for the final 3 challenges, I definitely did not throw either challenge. In part 2 I was actually ahead of Sheila coming into the last task and I simply did not follow the directions because I was in such a rush.

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After hearing from each of the 7 jurors, Nathan and Sheila now had a final chance to address the Jury.

Sheila: Thanks to the jury for your questions. I answered them as honestly as I could so I hope they helped with your decision. I just wanted to say that I really hope friendships, grudges, and whatever else are set aside and that you vote for the person you feel played the best game, whether it be Nathan or myself. Other than that, I wanted to say thanks to Chelsbot for hosting this kickass game. It was amazing, challenging, fun, and very well hosted. So thanks

Nathan: Well I guess that about wraps it all up. There's not really that much left to be said. It's now your time to make your vote and decide who you would like to see as the winner of a great season of Big Brother Warzone. I think I do deserve to win, but of course so does Sheila, because if we each didn't think we should be the winner, what would the point be? I think she did play an awesome game though and I loved playing it with her. So whatever your choice, just do it right and vote for who really did play the best game as you see it. No matter what the outcome, I loved this game and it will definitely be one to remember. The Chelsbot pretty much kicked ass at putting this all together, so thanks to her. And with that I will see y'all at the finale, peace out!

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It was finally time to crown the winner of BIG BROTHER: WARZONE 2. One by one, the Jury of 7 cast their votes for the winner.

Natalie: I vote for Sheila to win! You made moves, you played the game, you deserve to win!

Diane: I vote for Nathan to win. I believe Nathan played the overall game to the best of his ability and deserves to win. He didn't rely on winning every HOH and still found his way to the end.

Daniele: I vote for Nathan to win Big Brother Warzone.

Jun: I vote for Nathan. The season started with me being Fat N' Fab, and now ends with NATHAN being Fat N' Fab. Congrats you played essentially a perfect game and were a target from the worst to the last week. Great Job. FAT N' FAB.

Parker: *puff* *Puff* For winner of Big Brother Warzone 2, I vote for ... SHEILA! Ha! That's some messed up stuff right there. One of the things that impressed me about Sheila's answers was her candor and accountability for her weaknesses. That's one of the things I value most as a juror.

Sarah: After careful consideration and weighing of all the facts, opinions and answers, my vote for winner of Big Brother Warzone 2 is... BIG SHE!!! Sheila won so many competitions it was almost a given each week that she would be in control one way or another...either as HOH, POV winner or even as a General. People were scared of her - and they had good reason to be. People that were not on her side wanted to break her and Nathan up, but if you asked which one of them they wanted gone the most, I think it's pretty safe to say it would be Sheila. Big She flat dominated the game. You were either on her side or you were going to be evicted.

With 3 votes for each finalist, it was all up to Will to determine the winner.

Will: Nathan was a great player. Getting Sarah to keep him instead of me, and essentially throw away her chance at winning – maybe the best move of the game. They are both great players, I genuinely like them both, and I think they are both deserving. But in the end, I have to vote for who I think was the most well rounded player - strategically, socially, and physically. And that person is Nathan. You deserve this. Congratulations!

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Chelsbot pulled the final key out of the nomination box. She paused for dramatic effect before finally revealing the key…

Chelsbot: Congratulations, Nathan, by a vote of 4-3, you are the winner of BIG BROTHER: WARZONE 2!

Nathan jumped up from his chair in excitement. Confetti fell as both he and Sheila exited the house and entered a screaming crowd. It had been a season of intense competitions, backstabbing, and drama, and now Nathan Marlow was $500,000 richer.