Living in the Warzone- Week 6

[Eddie McGee]

Oh great...of all the tramp ass bitches who could have won HOH this week I got goody two shoes Rachel.

With her fucking alliance with Janelle, Jessica, and Chelsia. Hip hip hooray.

Oh and her fuck buddy James. YAY!

Oh and did I mentain everybody loves that whore?

Except me, because she makes me look like a profane disgusting asshole...which I obviously am not.

I really need Rachel out of here not HOH.

Guess who is going to be nominated?


We have...

1) Janelle- not going anywhere
2) Chelsia- not going anywhere
3) Jessica- not going anywhere
4) Scott- not going anywhere
5) James- not going anywhere

Oh wow! that's over half the house four people left to choose from!!!

well we got...

Jason, he could easily put on the above list as he is Janelle's bitch but I'm giving Rachel reasonable doubt. Strongly don't believe he is getting put up.

So wait?

Only three people?

There's Dave...but he is a comp whore and has his special basement power. A pot shot will be taken at him but he will likely survive...

THAT LEAVES...OMG!!!

Will...won't that shit be great?!!!

and...

MYSELF!!




Yes ladies and gentlemen expect me on the block this week. If shit is good I'm sitting next to Dave and thanking David Lane as he walks out of the game forever. Worst case scenerio I'm sitting next to my homie Will and one of us will go home.

This is going to be a greeeaaaat week.

[Eddie McGee]

The plan is to put Will and I on the block and backdoor Dave. I'm all for backdooring Dave but I'd have preferred not to put my ass on the line for it and if so not to be sitting next to Will.


Anyway, now I have an excuse to put Rachel up if I win HOH...which I was totally going to do anyway even before this all happened. Had I come to HOH and won I would have put up Janelle and Dave...but if Dave is gone, she definitely has his place.


Oh and Jessica said to me that James is what Will is for me. I'm pretty cool with James because he's anti-Janelle although he's pro-Rachel. I really don't know what she means by THAT because some days I'm almost ready to backstab her for Will...so if that's the deal with James, oh baby. Don't think that's what she meant but whatever.

[Eddie McGee]

So I was nominated as expected and as Will or Dave would leave before I ever do...I'm safe.

However I will now actually try on an HOH comp. Not my best mind you....but try at all. As in actually submit shit that I gave a half assed effort.

Why you ask?

Only because this veto comp has prizes and penalties...and my prediction is the further up I get the better the prizes...so I'm hoping for a prize

[Eddie McGee]

And now for what may be the final...








[glow=red,2,300]LIFE LESSONS WITH DAVID LANE[/glow]



Rachel: Eddie you are safe, everyone is planning to backdoor Dave



Jessica: They all want Dave gone



Will: Their plan is to get Dave out. Ugh but we have to worry about Dave winning veto and saving himself.






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But if there is one life lesson in Big Brother one must remember it is this...if you are a power whore and the enemy is HOH while your friends are nominated...you must throw veto to run away from responsiblity like BB9 Matt. Failure to do so could result in you realizing that you are not in fact playing all sides but that all sides are playing you and one must do his best to be stupid.









[18:59] ajmong: do you wanna win veto?
[18:59] *** Auto-response sent to ajmong: I am currently away from the computer.
[18:59] ajmong: cuz we can work together
[18:59] ElMaestro999: sure
[18:59] ajmong: kk
[19:00] ajmong: cuz i can't win
[19:00] ajmong: otherwise will would expect me to veto him
[19:00] ElMaestro999: ah true






THANK YOU DAVE!

[Eddie McGee]

Just when you thought it was all over...



















































Just when you thought you knew everything











































Just when you felt like you'lll never have the pleasure of reading it again...

















































PRESENTING





























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LIFE LESSONS WITH DAVID LANE

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Special 10th Episode

Last time we saw Dave...he was lost....all alone and he didn't even know it. His two suppposed friends were on the block and he wanted to throw veto so he doesn't have to save one of them to not piss off other people who love him. In fact this whole house loves him so much that they all decided to backdoor him.
Many life lessons have brought him to where he is today but there is one life lesson that Dave still has to share...

Lesson #10

If your only hope to survive is to win veto, throwing veto is just not good enough. On top of that one has to share his scores with certain players in the game to make sure beyond a reasonable doubt that one does not win shit.





[20:44] ajmong: 1- :58
[20:44] ajmong: 2- :22
[20:44] ajmong: 3- 5:35
[20:44] ajmong: 4- 2:20
[20:44] ajmong: 5- 2:11
[20:45] ajmong: 6- 7:59
[20:45] ajmong: 7- 6:46
[20:45] ajmong: 9 12:00
















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[glow=red,2,300]OMFG!!!![/glow]

































































THANK YOU DAVE!

[Eddie McGee]

Will won veto and took himself off the block.

I'm still on the block.

Dave is coming up next to me.

I got an advantage on the next HOH competition.


It's all good

My only complaint is that I never got the chance to vote out Dave

[Eddie McGee]

Strategy Advice with Eddie

Episode 2

Hey guys I'm back to answering your questions about Big Brother and strategy. Do we have a caller?

*Brrring Brrrring*

(goes into high pitched voice)

Hi Eddie!

Hey woman

As a long term viewer of the show I've never seen a more emotional veto replacement speech by any HOH ever. What do you think of Rachel's speech? Also did you really take a piss on the dining room table at nominations? People have talked about it on the feeds but feedsters don't actually get to watch nominations and they never showed it on the show.



Alright first of all yes I did and I almost hit Jessica and Scott but what I wish now is that I just sprayed Rachel's face. See I was always going to go to war with Rachel but it was more game due to the alliance I know she has with Janelle, Jessica, and Chelsia...and her relationship with James. However now I'm going to go after Rachel because she annoys the shit out of me. Which leads back to your first question caller.


Rachel's speech was fucking bullshit and so typically Rachel. You see Rachel thinks that somehow if she makes moves in this game but doesn't take any responsibility for her actions she is going to be any more well liked in this game. Maybe Rachel is just a goody two shoes and is in denial that she made the first dirty game move. Rachel never takes any responsibility for anything. It's always "OMG how is the majority voting? I need to vote with the majority!" and now that she finally did something smart..."Oh Dave, the whole house wanted you gone but I wanted to keep you so bad! I had to choose between my will and the will of the house"

Bitch always seems to be more concerned about what "the house wants" than what she wants. I hope that when the will of the house is that she packs her bags and gets the fuck out...that she will just voluntarily exit.

Secondly...WTF. Rachel, did you just admit you have gone back and forth the last day wondering if you are going to FUCK ME OVER. Your heart told you to FUCK ME OVER but the rest of the house wanted Dave to go. Did you just tell me that to my face? Did you just let Jason know he was close to being on the block? Did you do it to create some kind of aura of innocence? Is putting someone up because they fucked you over in HOH or stole your little prizey prize in the veto comp a good excuse or something? Does the whole house have to know how fickle you are?

I mean don't get me wrong being honest and letting people know what's up is great. However I know Rachel did all that damage not to be like "I'm top bitch, suck it" she did it to be like "I'm so nice and innocent I don't want to hurt anybody!" Well in that speech she failed.


Strategy Advice?


If you are a bleeding heart and you just got to make your replacement nominee feel better about being completely fucked by you...do it through PM and not in front of everyone on the board. Don't lose a "good friend" and let all your other friends know exactly how little you gave a shit about them. If you were that close to Dave you wouldn't have put him up...but if you would, what does that say about being your friend?



I HAVE to get Rachel out of here or else I'll be really irritated when I'm voted out and get some bullshit excuse like "Eddie, I wanted to save you but the house wanted you gone." That'd make me want to vomit. I'd be so irritated if she outlasted me for that reason, so I'm gunning for her.


Oh and one may ask "Did Rachel really make a mistake? You were going after her anyway."

Yes, yes she did. See because she dragged Jason into it...now I have something to bond with Jason over and we can both join in Rachel HATE

[Eddie McGee]

Ok this might be the beginning of something big. I've avoided making an alliance this entire game but I think it's time I form something. I've listened long enough and gotten to know these people to the extent that I know who I'd want in my dream final five or four. The best way to get to the final five I want is have all five of us allign so we don't go after each other.

I want to make an alliance with Jessica, Will, James, and Jason.

I just brought it up to Jessica and she agrees:



"Maormx"(12:00:06 PM): ok I think it's alliance time in Warzone
"Maormx" (12:00:17 PM): I think we can play these people off against each other and get near the end anyway
"Maormx" (12:00:28 PM): but not with whoever we want to go to the Final 5 or 4 with
"Maormx" (12:00:32 PM): it'll just be a mess
"Maormx" (12:00:38 PM): and I think we can sort out the mess
"Maormx" (12:00:48 PM): and make it be whatever we want it to be
"Jessica" (12:01:05 PM): totally.. we definately control this game.
"Jessica" (12:01:14 PM): afterwards people are gonna be like "man we're stupid" lol
"Maormx" (12:01:18 PM): yep
"Maormx" (12:01:25 PM): I think it's time to call Final 5
"Maormx" (12:01:37 PM): or maybe just final 4
"Maormx" (12:01:38 PM): or both
"Maormx" (12:01:48 PM): like maybe me, you, Will, James, Jason
"Maormx" (12:01:51 PM): need to officially allign
"Jessica" (12:02:18 PM): which works since James is already considering alligning and shit
"Maormx" (12:02:24 PM): ok good
"Maormx" (12:02:27 PM): we need to do that
"Jessica" (12:02:28 PM): so I can easily make it his idea
"Jessica" (12:02:30 PM): without him knowing
"Jessica" (12:02:31 PM): I'm good at that
"Maormx" (12:02:41 PM): so when I have to put up Scott sometime, no one is like WTF that could have been me
"Maormx" (12:02:56 PM): ok excellent
"Maormx" (12:03:09 PM): I'll talk to Jason
"Jessica" (12:03:11 PM): is he online right now?
"Maormx" (12:03:14 PM): about Rachel's bullshit speech
"Maormx" (12:03:26 PM): and about how she actually considered fucking both of us over
"Maormx" (12:03:32 PM): by the way Rachel's speech
"Maormx" (12:03:37 PM): was the stupidest speech
"Maormx" (12:03:39 PM): I have ever read
"Maormx" (12:03:43 PM): in any ORG ever
"Maormx" (12:03:46 PM): why the fuck would you say that
"Maormx" (12:04:00 PM): she basically admitted that her heart wanted to fuck me over
"Maormx" (12:04:04 PM): and the house wanted Dave gone
"Maormx" (12:04:31 PM): no one is online right now
"Jessica" (12:05:39 PM): well this is how I look at it right now.. James.. Rachel.. and I think jason thinks it too.. that I'm going to the final 2 with all three of them.. i can get why James and Rachel THINK it.. granted I never told any of them I was.. but Jason acts like it too
"Maormx" (12:05:57 PM): it's all good
"Maormx" (12:06:06 PM): do you think James will fuck over Rachel?
"Maormx" (12:06:09 PM): I know they had this bond
"Maormx" (12:06:11 PM): before
"Maormx" (12:06:15 PM): or is this going to be a problem?
"Jessica" (12:06:59 PM): they do have a bond, but I took away some of the trust he had in her to ensure that he was loyal to me over her, cuz I was worrying that he was trusting her more than me so I fixed that problem
"Jessica" (12:07:19 PM): he never told Rachel about his veto in the basement tho..
"Maormx" (12:07:48 PM): ok so is it safe
"Maormx" (12:07:52 PM): to invite James to an alliance
"Maormx" (12:07:55 PM): that doesn't include Rachel
"Maormx" (12:07:57 PM): and is a secret
"Maormx" (12:08:09 PM): and we want to actually work
"Jessica" (12:08:35 PM): I think so, he does like you and I can flip his mind back on liking Will again lol
"Jessica" (12:08:41 PM): once Dave is gone
"Maormx" (12:08:54 PM): ok
"Maormx" (12:09:00 PM): Does he really hate Will?
"Jessica" (12:09:12 PM): no he's just mad that Will opened his mouth
"Jessica" (12:09:16 PM): Dave was so fake to me last night
"Jessica" (12:09:17 PM): in a PM
"Jessica" (12:09:21 PM): lol
"Maormx" (12:09:25 PM): Rachel was so fake on the board
"Jessica" (12:09:31 PM): omg yeah I just read that
"Maormx" (12:09:31 PM): What do you think of that speech?
"Jessica" (12:09:33 PM): that was horrible
"Jessica" (12:09:35 PM): if I was her I would be like
"Maormx" (12:09:40 PM): she did all of the following
"Maormx" (12:09:46 PM): 1) said that she secretly wanted me fucked over
"Jessica" (12:09:52 PM): you gotta go, you are a threat
"Maormx" (12:09:52 PM): 2) was going to fuck over Jason
"Maormx" (12:10:15 PM): The whole "I thought about it a lot" pissed me off
"Maormx" (12:10:23 PM): because she's such a bitch if she actually had to think about it
"Maormx" (12:10:25 PM): after veto was used
"Jessica" (12:10:30 PM): yeah I can make Jason see that they aren't really with him and I over each other, it won't be hard
"Maormx" (12:10:39 PM): I'll do that too
"Jessica" (12:10:48 PM): well he's hosted all 3 of them together and shit
"Maormx" (12:10:52 PM): I'll be like "look Rachel...seriously admitted to considering putting me and you up"
"Maormx" (12:11:10 PM): she's so stupid
"Jessica" (12:11:15 PM): I'll even tell him about the final 4 that excludes him
"Jessica" (12:11:18 PM): and there was never any mention of him
"Jessica" (12:11:22 PM): I have lots of shit I could say
"Maormx" (12:11:26 PM): yeah

[Eddie McGee]

I just talked to Jessica and I know Janelle has a coup d'etat so when I put her up and Rachel she will save both of them. However I must still win HOH and I must still nominate both of them. More than ever I realize that my best move is to win HOH. Anyone else winning it can end up bad for me.

This is how it needs to play out.

1) I play up my advantage that I won in Veto and win HOH

2) Nominate Rachel and Janelle...I think Janelle would hold off on using her power until after veto

3) Play veto

4) Janelle uses her power puts up Will and James

5) James uses his power and comes off the block

6) If I can I will put up Janelle or Rachel back on the block unless Janelle's power stipulates explicitly that I can't. Otherwise I'll stick Chelsia or Scott.


If that could work though that'd be freaking hilarious. Janelle or Rachel would go on the block thinking I'm the sucker and one of them ends up leaving anyways by the end of it.

[Eddie McGee]

Countdown to Fatality: The Jessica Story (Episode 1)




SunSet141k (12:19:32 PM): the huge difference between my game and jason's game is I actually know everything going on.. but that isn't uncommon.. everyone knows that I'm good at that
Maormx (12:20:37 PM): first of all
Maormx (12:20:37 PM): lol
Maormx (12:20:43 PM): it's impossible to know if you know everything
Maormx (12:20:46 PM): because if you don't know something
Maormx (12:20:52 PM): by definition you don't know about it
SunSet141k (12:21:01 PM): I do know everything
Maormx (12:21:05 PM): really?
SunSet141k (12:21:07 PM): yep
Maormx (12:21:08 PM): how do you know?
SunSet141k (12:21:13 PM): cuz I'm Kenya
Maormx (12:21:16 PM): oh ok
Maormx (12:21:16 PM): lol
SunSet141k (12:23:33 PM): I know what you know, which in extention is all of what other people tell you.. I know what Rachel knows(Rachel knows what Janelle, Chelsia and Dave knows), I know what James knows which isn't much lol cuz he's so out of the loop of everything, Jason knows like nothing but anything I want to know that he's thinking he'll tell me, I can get any info from scott at anytime I want, and then you know everything I know.. which therefore we can compare and know if someone is lying if a story doesn't line up that we're both told.
Maormx (12:26:24 PM): That's true
SunSet141k (12:27:15 PM): exactly
SunSet141k (12:30:37 PM): so unless they ALL have figured out who you are and know of our secret alliance.. then theres no way they could be lying lol
Maormx (12:31:09 PM): yeah true




To be so trusting...


I've never understood why girls love bad boys.


I didn't come in here to help Jessica win, I came here to win myself

I'm definitely not winning in a final 2 with her she would have the jury votes one way or the other.

She's too well embedded for me to defeat her yet...but when I get my chance I'll take it...


The countdown to destruction begins.