Episode 1

[Janelle Pierzina]

I'm Janelle, and I've got all the tips for winning! *waves tips*

Ah'm all farred up to play this game! It is great to be in the Big Brother Whorezone-- I mean Warzone *giggles* house. It's going to be an all out WAR, hopefully with the house ::SP L IT::ting into two sides that want to gut each other.

I recognized a few of these whores coming into the game. Rachel, Chelsia, Joshuah, Jessica, Jason, maybe some others. I remember Jen from a long time ago and she was fucking annoying then and probably still is. Rachel and Chelsia are fellow GPs and I will never backstab those video watchers.

I have already talked with Dave and he seems pretty nice, but he might be goin' soon. He doesn't like petty drama? Uh, see ya bitch.

I'm pumped for this game, and when I'm pumped you don't wanna fuck with me! I am ready to win competitions and drag everyone around by the balls. I'm just a flirty 'wad... and hopefully that will get me what I want *giggles*.

[Janelle Pierzina]

Things could be heating up already in the Big Brother house *strips down to bathing suit*. I have been talking to several people and some things have started happening.

I asked Jessica for a final four alliance with myself, Rachel, and Chelsia. She seemed down for that which is good. I think I can trust Jessica in this game but not completely.

I have been talking to Dave quiiiiiiite a bit, and he is a cool guy that I can see going far in this game. He might think I'm a little crazy because I have been acting friggin' insane around him, but I think I am good with him. I asked him for an alliance of three between me, him, and Rachel, and he agreed to that. Jessica and I both agreed his is a threat, though, and he will have to go.

I talked to Drew and I just didn't really like him. Something about him just... put me off. So I just started feeding him lies about how I hate Rachel *giggles*. Drew then proceeded to tell others about that which means I can't trust that fatass.

I also talked to Amanda some. She said that she absolutely hates Jessica and started talking shit about her. I immediately told Jessica because I wanted to see if any drama would start, but unfortunately it didn't.

I also have some sort of side deal with Joshuah but we haven't been talking a whole lot. I'm not sure if he will be around for very long because a shitload of people want him out, but I will try to keep him around as long as I can because he would be a good shield.

I just want to eat all the ice cream in the fucking house and I'm gonna do it! *flips weave*

[Janelle Pierzina]

Our first Head of Whores competition is tomorrow and I am fucking pumped! *does not allow any 44 year old married mothers from Cambridge, Massachusetts to hug me*

I honestly, truly, totally, with all my heart want to win the first HOH competition. There's no way in the whole, great, big, wide, round world I would ever, ever throw it. *eats mints*

There are a lot of people who do not want to win the first HOH, and you know what? That is FINE with me. If they don't want it they can sit back and watch me weave my way to success!

[Janelle Pierzina]

Our first Head of Household competition took place tonight and I didn't fucking win! *chucks frying pan* Dave won though, which is fine with me because I'm aligned with him and I know I'm safe this week and so are all my allies.

The competition was called "Chain of Command," where Houseguests would link together to form a chain and the person not linked at the end of each round was eliminated. Immediately Amanda started sucking up to everyone and then proceeded to bark out orders. She used everyone in the challenge and people were (chelsia:) FUCKING PISSED OFF! Amanda probably just fucked her whole game right there in that one competition. I made it pretty far... final five (pretty good, but not fucking winning). Which is where Amanda proceeded to lie to me saying that Dave had asked her to keep him in first. I then asked Dave about that and he said it wasn't true. So basically that is where Amanda proved to me that she is a lying fatass.

After Dave won Head of Whores, Joshuah bitched him out so now Dave wants to evict Josh. I guess that is okay with me, but I would rather have Josh around a little bit longer because he causes drama and I am good with him. I would also like to keep Joshuah around because he could be helpful in getting out a couple people later. I think one thing that people maaaaybe don't get sometimes is that you have to keep around people that you hate because they can be useful in the game later. Like, if a couple people hate each other, why boot them? Let 'em take care of each other and you can slide on by.

Anyway, Chelsia's crazy ass got into it with Jen and started some fine drama. I hope it doesn't create a huge target on Chelsia's back but even if it does I'm sure she will be fine. She is a good player and has the GPs backing her up. *flips weave*

As new relationships form, my strategies are changing. Constantly changing. I think Jessica will play a bigger role in my strategy than I previously thought. I feel like my head is *spinning* from all of this and it's only week one! This game could turn out to be verrrrry complicated but I'm ready for the challenge *puts on competition gloves*.

[Janelle Pierzina]

With a time of 46 minutes... Janelle has won the power of veto! I did it! I won the neato! *holds up veto* The competition gloves came in pretty handy (Diane: *perks up*). Basically I blew everybody away in that one, and hopefully I can continue to win neatos in the future. It is like, so good to have access to the secret basement. Ah WIYL unlock one of those safes and take the prize!

I decided against using the veto to save Josh or Scott. Josh was pushing me to use it on him, but most people want Josh out right now and he's not worth putting myself out there for. I thought he maaaybe could be an ally, but he's too much of a loose cannon and a piece of shit. He's not friggin' stable in any way. I didn't want to use it on Scott because he doesn't seem very dedicated to this game *snorts*.